【292】 Plain water and ink
Maybe considering that I eat a lot of food, Gong Caicai ordered a lot of food for me at the McDonald's front desk, and this scale is almost catching up with feeding pigs.
"That, because I don't know what Ye Lin likes to eat, so I basically ordered it all, I hope I don't dislike it......"
Gong Caicai, who was sitting opposite, bent down deeply to me with an apologetic expression of inconsiderate hospitality.
Ah, it's good that the loudspeaker is here, and every time the food is subjected to Lang fees, I feel deeply sorry for the Korean people! The president of the HHH club must also think so, otherwise he would have forbidden his father to make jokes about North Korea in the ** comments?
So I picked up as much meat as I could, stuffed it in my mouth, and fed the leaves from the burger to the rabbits.
Presumably, my gobbling up food was very rude, which was very different from the table manners that Gong Caicai was usually trained, and she couldn't help laughing.
Although the sound was extremely low and soft, it was like a thawing glacier, narrowing the distance between the two of us. At least she wasn't as scared of me as she used to be, and she rarely stammered when she spoke to me.
"Excuse me, in Ye Lin's house, even if you feed animals while eating, won't you be scolded?"
Well, when I open the meal, it is when the dog cooks, and to this day, whenever I pick up the rice bowl at the round table, I always suspect that the little dog is quietly lying at my feet.
Although I looked down, I couldn't find anything.
Gong Caicai looked left and right with a weak heart, and made sure that his family was not around, so he learned that I picked out a vegetable leaf and fed it to the little rabbit who looked through the autumn water.
Watching the rabbit chew hard, Gong Caicai couldn't be happier, she fed it again, this time not looking left and right.
Gong Caicai covered her chest, her face was flushed, and it seemed that feeding animals on the dinner table was already the biggest rebellious act she dared to make for her family.
This made her nervous and excited, and she couldn't help but do it many times until the rabbit stopped accepting it.
"I was a bad boy today," Gong Caicai said to herself, "I won't do it anymore." ”
What a good girl you are! If it were my family, even if I let the animals be served, my father wouldn't care about me! He may be jerking off to Aya Koizumi in the study!
This McDonald's loops Huang Yali's songs "Butterfly Spring" and "Live in a Different Place", and I, who is very uninterested in pop music, really like these two songs, because I think it is quite difficult to sing, and it is not a sweet love song full of "do you love me".
Despite this, there are still lyrics such as "Weishenme only cares about her one" in "Live in Another Place", and after repeated playback, the surrounding atmosphere is also ambiguous.
A boy in the high school of Qingzi School Park.,It's playing a game of eating a french fries with two of her female classmates.,Of course, the game played to zuihou and kissed together.。
However, a Spartan like me will not be infected by the outside world, and I, like the beginning, continue to be swept through the clouds, like a starving ghost reincarnated, and Zhu Bajie descends to earth.
When I had eaten and drunk enough, and was cheeky enough to pack up the rest of the food and take it away, Gong Caicai seemed to have great courage and pleaded with me with her head down:
"Classmate Ye Lin, there's something I've always wanted to tell you, don't be angry when you hear it, okay?"
I was stunned, "Say, why are you embarrassed to be angry when I eat so much of you?" ”
Gong Caicai lowered her head, "That's it...... Now that Ye Lin is already with the class leader, don't be so close to Ren Xiaoqin anymore...... Because, because, it is not right to step on two boats! ”
It seemed that it took a lot of her physical strength to say this, and she blushed and breathed heavily, and the two little rabbits on her chest fell together in a panic.
Huh? First come, first served, wrong? The squad leader is the latecomer! And I've already done it, not only do I have to step on two boats, but I also have to drive a harem!
It just so happens that your palace Caicai is also surnamed Gong, do you want to enter my harem to be a noble person or something? I can arrange for you to be near the East Palace Niangniang, that is, the squad leader, and let her continue to take care of you! However, Xiaoqin of the West Palace will definitely hate you to the core, and maybe one day you will be strangled to death and thrown into the well of the Imperial Garden!
Seeing that I was looking at her with very unserious eyes, Gong Caicai shrank up.
"Ye and Ye Lin are obviously good people, but weishenme's eyes are so evil?"
I couldn't help daxiao: "I'm a good person after saving you once?" You're too gullible to trust others! Let me tell you, learn to be smart in the future, and you have to guard against others, even if it is a good person who has helped you, maybe they will beat you up for bad ideas! ”
I told her like this, mainly because I wanted her not to fall into the trap of bad people at every turn, and then I or the squad leader had to save her, how troublesome it was!
Gong Caicai turned her eyes to the little white rabbit in the cage.
"But the rabbits like Ye Lin's appearance very much...... Just look at the way they look...... Ye Lin's classmate weishenme wants to say that he is a bad person? ”
Oh, it's true that I have an aura of animal closeness, but rabbits are not lie detectors, so how can they be used as evidence to distinguish between good and evil! Even if you want to put them in the pot, they will happily accept the carrots you handed over!
I smiled and put on a face that had been through the vicissitudes of the world for a long time:
"There are no 100% good people on shijie, the so-called good people have their own weaknesses, and if they can't resist the temptation, they will do bad things!"
Gong Caicai's eyes widened, and she looked humbly taught, which aroused my teacher addiction even more.
"Hmm, take me as an example, although I saved you on the flyover, you think I'm a good person, but I also pedal two boats......"
Gong Caicai raised her head slightly, and her voice was like a thin mosquito, "Is it really as rumored that classmate Ye Lin is very......
Is that really what the rumors say? Let's go, it's come to this, I'll just admit it in front of Gong Caicai!
“…… Yes, I'm very, that's why I'm stepping on two boats, maybe there's something wrong with the prefrontal lobe in my brain, although I know it's wrong, but I can't control myself...... Why don't you tell Xiaoqin about the bad things I did......"
Gong Caicai looked puzzled, "Shouldn't you tell the squad leader?" ”
What's the use of telling the squad leader! The big radish jihua is formulated for Xiaoqin, of course I hope that the gossip will get into Xiaoqin's ears! Just run away from the West Palace, and I still want to keep the prince in the East Palace!
I held my chin and analyzed Gong Caicai, and felt that she was too natural as a part of my jihua, and I didn't want to help her, so if I pulled her into the harem and pretended to be in a relationship with her, she would definitely not be able to stand the condemnation of her conscience, and she would go to confess to the squad leader the next day. is such a hot potato, it's better to keep a distance from her.
So I made a 100% evil expression and said to Gong Caicai:
"Men are all, I'm a person, special, very, you look like a bully, and your boobs are so big, you've been with me for a long time, it's hard to guarantee that I won't have a bad heart for you, you still try to avoid me!"
Hearing me lift her boobs bluntly, Gong Aya lowered her head in embarrassment.
"I—I've been taking height boosters lately, trying to absorb them and use them to grow taller, but it seems to have failed......"
Don't take strange medicines! And if your boobs are gone, let alone a boy in the twenty-eighth, even the scar man just now will be sad!
“…… I always feel that classmate Ye Lin said this on purpose, I hope I don't get close to you, will it be dangerous next to classmate Ye Lin? ”
"Of course it's dangerous!" I scared her, "Actually, when it comes to men and women, I'm a complete scumbag!" Do you know the sports committee? I've already touched Xiong Yaoyue's boobs! If you're angry, tell Celery! ”
"I'm going to tell Xiaoqin? I don't know Xiaoqin well...... "Gong Caicai can't understand my purpose," and Xiaoxiong always bullied me, even if he was touched by you...... She deserves it......"
Huh? It's not that you don't resent others at all! Do you think that I touched Xiong Yaoyue's breasts to avenge myself for lifting my skirt?
I held up a finger to remind her to listen carefully to what I was saying.
"Anyway I'm bad, not as bad as you think, but still bad! I will help you in the future when you encounter danger outside, but don't come near me, my purpose of helping you is not pure, I have evil thoughts! Inviting me to dinner like today is already crossing the line! ”
Gong Caicai didn't seem to believe my words very much.
I really don't understand girls, I said so clearly that I was a bad person, and she actually defended me:
"Ye Lin, what do you want to say? I think the ...... on the flyover Those two gentlemen are the ones with evil thoughts, although Ye Lin's eyes are vicious, but they are also very simple! ”
"Pure fart!" I snorted, "You're as pure as plain water, but I'm as pure as ink!" The disgusting things I've heard and seen can make you vomit for three days and three nights! Do you want to be blackened by me? ”
I stretched out my hand and pointed to the rabbit cage on the table, "After only one meal with me, you didn't listen to your family and started feeding the animals at the table!" What else do you want to do in the future? Drag racing to be a rampant? You, a good student in the eyes of teachers and a good girl in the eyes of parents, want to mix with me, a bad classmate who everyone is afraid of, and turn from a little white dove to a black crow? ”
"Remember not to come near me in the future, unless you want to learn from me! You know! ”
As if shocked by my statement, Gong watched in amazement as I left McDonald's, leaving only herself and the little rabbit that was Suosuo.
After going to school the next day, Gong Caicai seemed to have regained her usual fear of me, but I also found that whenever I talked with Cao Gonggong or others, Gong Caicai always blushed, pricked up her ears like those two little rabbits, and eavesdropped curiously and timidly.