Chapter 422: There is toilet paper on the toilet wood
Now all the vehicles in the group have been driven to the flatbed car of the train. Now it's a few minutes before it starts. But at this time, the command company was still missing a soldier.
After inspection, Zhilu said that this is the fourth class Luo Xiaowei has not yet come. Gao Qiang then thought that Luo Xiaowei had asked for leave for him just now. He said he had diarrhea and went to the toilet.
Gao Qiang hurriedly ran to the nearby toilet. I saw that Luo Xiaowei was still squatting there, humming a little song in his mouth. Not nervous at all.
Gao Qiang was angry at this look. I really didn't think about when this would be. This Luo Xiaowei is not only not slow. I really don't know if he still has a sense of time.
"Luo Xiaowei, do you know that the train is about to start. You're not done yet. It's not that you don't want to go to the shooting range. Gao Qiang looked at Luo Xiaowei very angrily.
Luo Xiaowei looked at it, and Gao Qiang suddenly appeared in front of him. He hurriedly smiled and said to Gao Qiang: "Squad leader, I'm sorry, I forgot to drive at ten o'clock." I thought it was eleven o'clock."
"Eleven o'clock fart, get me up." That Gao Qiang is in a hurry to pull Luo Xiaowei. This time, he hurriedly said: "Squad leader, please let go, I haven't wiped my ass yet!" ”
Luo Xiaowei said as he quickly took out a piece of newspaper from his body and wiped his buttocks. Luo Xiaowei was just about to wipe it, but Gao Qiang said angrily: "How can you wipe your ass with the 'People's Liberation Army newspaper!'" It's not a leak! ”
Luo Xiaowei was stupid when he heard it. He blushed and said to Gao Qiang: "Squad leader, I can't help but wipe my ass!" Otherwise, if I don't stink, I'm afraid you won't be able to stand it! ”
Luo Xiaowei thought that this can't help me wipe my ass! You can't just get on the bus like this, then you won't 'smoke to death' a carload of people.
Gao Qiang has no way now, this can't help but let people wipe their butts, but this can't be 'leaked' just because they want to wipe their butts! What can I do? Gao Qiang rummaged through his pocket, but there was nothing.
When he came this time, Gao Qiang bought a circle of toilet paper. But it's on the train, and it's too late to get it. What can I do? Gao Qiang was also a little hesitant. This can neither be 'leaked' nor 'wipe the ass'. Time is so urgent. It's a really hard thing to do.
Fortunately, this Gao Qiang also grew up in the countryside, and when the time comes, when he is playing outside, he will. Just use a few small stones to 'solve' the problem. Now he saw that there were really some small stones at the door of the toilet.
At this time, Gao Qiang picked up a few round stones and still came to Luo Xiaowei and said with a smile: "Hurry up, just use this 'solution'." ”
When Luo Xiaowei saw it, he actually asked him to wipe his butt with a stone, but he was a little hesitant, because he also grew up in the county. I've never wiped my ass with this stone, and I really don't dare to use it.
"Hey! Do you hear that? Hurry up! There was only one minute left. If you don't wipe it, I'll be gone. When the time comes, you'll be a deserter. You're just waiting to be 'deported' home! ”
Gao Qiang saw that Luo Xiaowei was still hesitating now, so he urged him again.
Luo Xiaowei saw that there was no way, he had to use these cold stones to 'solve' the problem.
After a while, Luo Xiaowei finally solved the problem with these stones. But this is something he will never forget in his life. After all, it's a terrible feeling.
Now Gao Qiang sees that Luo Xiaowei has solved the problem. I quickly pulled him and ran out of the toilet. Then I hurried to the train. Just as the two of them got into the car, the train suddenly 'wandered' and started.
"Luo Xiaowei, you are really good! At this important time, you will squat in the toilet and not come out. You're the only one in the camp. This made the battalion commander the last to report to the regiment commander the number of the four battalions. …,
Now your question, I'll remember it for you first, and when I get to the shooting range, I'm settling accounts with you. And your squad leader, why don't you even know one less soldier in your class. It is also to be checked with. ”
Zhou Jun saw Luo Xiaowei and Gao Qiang coming back. But the fire in his heart has not yet been released. Now by the way, I reminded the two of them first. When I got to the shooting range, I was settling accounts together.
Gao Qiang and Luo Xiaowei didn't say anything, so they just sat on their backpacks with their heads down. Gao Qiang also glared at Luo Xiaowei fiercely, after all, all this was caused by Luo Xiaowei.
Luo Xiaowei didn't say anything, he knew that he had made a mistake again this time. Who called himself a moment to hear the wrong time to drive. I actually heard the platoon commander say ten o'clock as eleven o'clock.
Although Hu Qiang was also a little angry at this time, he saw that Zhou Jun had already reprimanded Gao Qiang and Luo Xiaowei. That's not to say anything.
Zhu Xiangjun knew that because of a Luo Xiaowei incident, the command company did not dare to report his personnel situation to the regiment commander. This also made the regiment commander repeatedly ask them why the four battalions still did not report the number.
Zhu Xiangjun had no choice but to say perfunctorily, just now our fourth battalion got on the bus late. The officer was still sorting out his backpack and gear. It hasn't stabilized yet. Wait a little longer to check the detailed number of people.
The head of the regiment just urged again and again. Let Zhu Xiangjun quickly report the number of the fourth battalion. This Zhu Xiangjun was also very anxious, but fortunately, at the last moment, Luo Xiaowei finally came back. Otherwise, if the driving time is delayed because Luo Xiaowei is alone, then Zhu Xiangjun and the fourth battalion will be more responsible.
Anyway, this Luo Xiaowei ran into the stuffy tanker at the last moment. This made Zhu Xiangjun breathe a sigh of relief. However, he also knows that it is not a question of who will be held accountable.
When you arrive at the shooting range, Luo Xiaowei's matter is that a battalion-wide meeting must be held, so that all the soldiers in the battalion, no matter what they do in the future, must have a sense of time, and you can't let the whole battalion or even the whole regiment wait for you because you are alone.
Zhu Xiangjun is now sitting in his jeep. I was pondering over and over again how to rectify the work style and discipline of the whole battalion. Otherwise, how could the soldiers of this battalion set off at any time and react quickly. to deal with all kinds of sudden situations. This can still be effective!
The train is already moving fast. Zhu Xiangjun sat alone in the seat in front of the jeep. Now there is no one to talk to him. That Yang Tianlai didn't care about anything, and now he was sitting alone on the bed in the back of the jeep, and it was already thundering. It seems that this comrade instructor did not sleep well last night.
Yang Tianlai is now sitting in the back seat, snoring. Zhu Xiangjun was already very annoying. The incident of Luo Xiaowei just now made him think about how to carry out a discipline rectification of the whole battalion!