Chapter 20: I'm Dropping Out of School
Jia Chunshan is very good, the matter of printing the poster was decided very smoothly, and even the conditions set were much more generous than Wu Tian originally expected, Wu Tian's mood was naturally very good, he came out of the printing house, and told Chang Tianhua again, and walked home leisurely with two little legs, but he couldn't help but be surprised when he entered the courtyard - he saw that the door of his house was open, and all the things inside were gone!
What's going on? Got a thief? Where did the thief come from to be so powerful, even the bed was pulled away, and only a broken three-legged stool was left in the corner......
Wu Tian was stunned, but when he heard his mother's loud shout from behind him: "Wu Tian, what are you doing!" ”
Wu Tian turned his head to look, only to see his mother with her hands on her waist, staring at her with a frosty face, and couldn't help but secretly shrink her neck.
"Say, why didn't you go to school, where did you go!" Chu Yumei said hatefully.
Wu Tian blinked, and finally figured out what was going on.
Dad officially went to the municipal party committee early this morning and went to be Secretary Liu's secretary. As the first secretary of the municipal party committee, of course, the accommodation problem must be solved first, no matter what, you have to arrange a house for the secretary of the leader in the family courtyard of the municipal party committee, which is also convenient for the secretary to serve the leader nearby, and the conditions can not be bad, so that the secretary comrade has to settle down well, and only by having less worries can he better serve the leader.
Originally, Wu Tian was still thinking about how much to move, and he would have to wait a few more days, but who knew that Lu Dao was moving so fast.
Moving is a big deal, but Wu Jianguo can't ask for leave on the first day of work today, fortunately, the municipal party committee office sent someone to send a car to help, but there is no need for Chu Yumei to contribute, just move your mouth to say what furniture to move, what things you don't want, and even her son and daughter have to be taken away by the way, Chu Yumei was busy going to the elementary school to pick up her daughter first, but then ran to the kindergarten to pick up her son, but she didn't want the teacher to say that her son didn't go to class.
This can scare Chu Yumei, why didn't her son go to class? Don't have an accident on the way to school, right? You know, we have never picked up our son.
But then the teacher asked again, is Wu Tian sick these days, and he hasn't been to class for three or four days in a row!
As soon as she heard this, Chu Yumei was not worried anymore, but her stomach was full of anger - this kid skipped school! I've been on the run for days!
Chu Yumei was so angry, but she had no choice but to accompany the people from the municipal party committee office to pull all the belongings to the family courtyard of the municipal party committee, pile them into the assigned three-bedroom and one-hall house, and didn't care about tidying up, let her daughter stay to watch the door, and then turned back and waited for her truant son to "go home".
Thinking about the problem, Wu Tian's face immediately changed, and he shouted with an anxious expression: "Mom, our family has recruited thieves!" Everything is gone! Let's go, let's go, report the crime and ......"
Wu Tian shouted in his mouth, raised his little feet and prepared to run out of the door.
Chu Yumei gritted her teeth with hatred, grabbed Wu Tian's back collar, pulled her back, pressed hard against the wall, made him stand up straight, and said hatefully: "Our family didn't recruit thieves, we moved!" I ask you, where did you run away from school? ”
Wu Tian smiled and didn't answer.
After all, skipping school is not a glorious thing, and you can't just confess it directly.
Chu Yumei's anger was rising, and she grabbed her son and scolded: "Tell me about you, you are only so old that you know that you are skipping school?" Huh? When you grow up, do you still have it? See if I don't spank your ass in half today! ”
"The butt is originally a ...... in half," Wu Tian muttered quietly.
"What did you say?" Chu Yumei is completely on fire, this kid is still justified in skipping school, and he still dares to talk back? As soon as he took off his shoes, he pointed at Wu Tian's nose with the soles and shouted.
"Alas, Mom, it's not that I want to skip school, it's not that I can't skip school." Wu Tian hurriedly said, "What do you think, who am your son and I?" It's a child prodigy, I know more things than kindergarten teachers, can they teach me? I will be one, two, three, four all day long, teaching those words up and down, left and right, that's not learning for me, it's torture, and I haven't taught your son and me stupidly after a long time? ”
"Hmm......" Chu Yumei couldn't help but secretly agree, but soon came to her senses again, the soles of her shoes shook, and said, "You still dare to mess with me?" I'm paying you tuition to make you skip school? Tell me what you should do if you are so old that you don't go to school and wander outside and are abducted by human traffickers? ”
"Human traffickers? When the trafficker touches me, it can only be me who sells him......" Wu Tian was not afraid of the soles of his mother's shoes, the experience of the previous life proved that my mother has always only yelled loudly, and she has never beaten herself and her sister for decades, at most she just screwed off her ears and knocked off her brain.
Sure enough, seeing that her son was so disobedient, Chu Yumei had no choice but to resort to the ultimate means, and a brain adze hit her son's head.
"Oops!" Wu Tian exclaimed exaggeratedly and shouted, "Mom, don't hit your head, you'll be stupid!" ”
Chu Yumei couldn't help but panic again, you have to know that her son is not an ordinary child now, that is a prodigy, he really wants to be stupid, he can't say that his heart is soft, and he rubbed it according to the place where he just played, and then pushed his son's head hatefully, and said: "I can't cure you anymore, let your father clean you up at night!" ”
Wu Tian couldn't help but secretly laugh, you must know that the father of the previous life would not easily do anything to us, in his memory, he only received a slap on the ass when he was in elementary school, and then there was the job that his father arranged for him, and when he was unwilling to do it, he was just scolded, which was easier to deal with than his mother who trained us twice in three days.
Chu Yumei said that she was about to leave when she picked up Wu Tian, but Wu Tian dragged her mother and didn't leave, and said with a hippie smile: "Mom, I won't go to kindergarten in the future." ”
"What?" The fire that Chu Yumei had just extinguished was hooked up by Wu Tian again.
Wu Tian didn't care at all, and still said with a smile: "Mom, what I just said is true, I can't learn anything at all in kindergarten, so it's better for me to learn it at home......"
"No, what do you say if you don't go to school?" Chu Yumei immediately interrupted her son's words and shouted, "Still self-taught? Without a teacher to teach you, what are you teaching yourself? ”
"My grandfather taught me!" Wu Tian immediately said, "My grandfather said that I am a prodigy, can an ordinary teacher teach me well?" Otherwise, I'll go to the library with you in the future, and when you go to work, I'll find books to read by myself, and you don't have to worry about me getting lost alone......"
Chu Yumei couldn't help frowning, her son's words seemed to make sense, after all, there really couldn't be anything taught in the kindergarten, it was purely to find a place for children to play, don't worry about no one to take care of when you go to work, if you really want to talk about learning, a prodigy like our son can only be taught well by a big professor like his grandfather - haven't you seen where you lived for half a month in the New Year, how many things did you learn?
If he follows what he said, it will be no problem to follow him to the library in the future, anyway, there are more people in the library to take the child to work, and he can still find some books to read there by himself, and he can still find time to guide him, which is indeed better than learning in kindergarten......
But then again, it's not like a child doesn't go to school......
Chu Yumei was entangled for a while, couldn't make up her mind, simply glared at her son, and said, "Hmph, you tell your father about this, I can't control you!" ”
Wu Tian was secretly happy, his mother said this, but I was afraid that I had already agreed with us in my heart, as long as my mother agreed, my father would be better at that level......