Chapter 622: It's been about ten years since the official start of the competition
"Opening ceremony?"
Hai Yunfan looked in the direction of Wang Lu's finger with some curiosity.
In the proposal, the opening ceremony was indeed designed. After all, the competition is a major event related to the future of Kyushu, the main purpose is to promote cooperation between the two sides, peace and development are the main line, and the principle of the competition is also friendship first, competition second. If you come up and your face is covered in blood, it really doesn't match the purpose.
Therefore, before the official start of the competition, an opening ceremony was also added, and both sides each performed some entertainment programs, which was regarded as creating a somewhat peaceful atmosphere. As for whether the principle of friendship first and competition second can be maintained after the start of the competition, it can only be left to fate.
Therefore, on the whole, this opening ceremony can only be regarded as an appetizer, which is insignificant in the context of the great competition of immortals. Even Wang Lu himself didn't put much effort into this link, and it was enough to find an idol group that is now in full swing to show off his thighs on stage.
However, when Wang Wu came to report to Wang Lu on behalf of the beauty pageant team today, it happened that Wang Lu also turned to this page when he looked at the plan, and suddenly had a flash of inspiration and thought of a way.
"To put it simply, there is no time limit for the opening ceremony."
Hai Yunfan was stunned for a moment, and then retorted: "You want to delay the opening ceremony indefinitely? However, before the start of the show, the program list needs to be jointly reviewed by both parties. ”
"That's right, so a list of 5,000 shows will definitely be rejected by them. We have to create infinite possibilities in a limited program. ”
Hai Yunfan frowned: "Limited program...... Infinite possibilities? ”
Wang Lu was already inspired at this time, and immediately reached out to write a line on the table.
Program, calligraphy performance, copying, "Starting from Scratch".
Hai Yunfan was curious: "I know the calligraphy copying performance, but what is it from scratch?" ”
"You'll know."
Then, Wang Lu wrote another line of words: program, group comedy, New Year's greetings.
"I know that cross talk is a form of entertainment that has gradually become popular in the Kyushu continent in the past few hundred years, and it must be very fresh for the immortals who have been sleeping for 16,000 years. But is there any mystery in this? ”
Wang Lu smiled: "It's still the same sentence, you will know when the time comes, now, forgive me for keeping it secret." ”
Hai Yunfan saw that Wang Lu had sold the guanzi, shook his head and stopped asking. Anyway, since he has such a chance to win, he shouldn't have to worry about anyone else.
"By the way, Xiaohai, only the three people in this room know about the opening ceremony, don't mention it to anyone. If you feel that you are not strict in secrecy, I can help you brainwash it. ”
Hai Yunfan waved his hand: "No need, you just promised me just now that you will give me a compensatory leave after the official start of the game. ”
Wang Lu praised: "Xiaohai, your thinking is becoming more and more meticulous. ”
"Huh."
Then Wang Lu gave the master a look, signaling that there was time for this topic to be discussed in detail.
Next, first deal with the official business at hand step by step.
"By the way, have you finished counting the cross-dressers of the opposite sex that I said earlier?"
Wang Wu said: "Of course I remember it clearly, how could I lose this kind of black material?" ”
More than a month ago, Wang Lu designed a group skip competition, and the losing side was disguised as a punishment. However, when it was actually implemented, due to various reasons (one of the important reasons was the shocking performance of the King of Ten Thousand Beasts, which brought a strict psychological shadow to everyone), there was no time to organize those people of the opposite sex to make a large-scale tour, and the effect of punishment was actually limited.
Later, many people thought that the so-called heterosexual cross-dressing was just verbal talk and could not be actually implemented, and their fears about it were put down. In a sense, the progress of the last month's assault did not fully meet Wang Lu's requirements.
But of course, this does not mean that Wang Lu really intends to let them go.
Indeed, the resistance to this policy was very, very great, because according to his design, almost all but a few geniuses were inevitably defeated...... Do you want to let these thousands of elite talents in the Kyushu Continent go to the opposite sex to cross-dress? In particular, it may involve true monarch-level monks, and it is even more difficult to execute.
But it is precisely because of the difficulty of implementation that it should be resolutely implemented, if a true monarch-level monk can take the lead in cross-dressing, who else would dare to push back? It's a pity, it's a pity, Rao is the ability of Wang Lu, and he couldn't convince Hetu before...... After all, there are also many elders in Shengjing Immortal Sect who are on the cross-dressing list, and Hetu himself is also under a lot of pressure.
However, at that time, Wang Lu was fighting alone, but now there is a master by her side, and her action is quite strong.
All the people who had lost in the grading competition before, Wang Wu had clearly written them down, and he was ready to have time to settle accounts with them in the future. There's a lot of room for arbitrage.
According to Wang Lu's rules, those who lose in the group competition will be disguised by the opposite sex, and those who lose in the senior group will be punished by tripling, so how should the number of benchmarks be defined? How to implement the so-called triple? At present, the more mature plan is to include the cross-dressing of the opposite sex in the negative incentive group of cheerleaders. If you lose once, you are scheduled to appear in a future show.
Not long ago, under the vigorous promotion of Wang Wu, this plan finally got the tacit approval of Hetu Zhenjun.
Then the problem arises: acting in the shameful state of cross-dressing of the opposite sex, starring in the martial arts session that countless people are watching, and starring in a cold project with only two or three audiences, those are two different concepts.
And the decision to cheer the performance schedule is, of course, Wang Wu and Wang Lu, the two masters and apprentices. The operating space in this is all profit margins in Wang Wu's view.
But as long as the mind is flexible and gives Wang Wu a piece of heart in time, then the task on the performance table will be easier. And some people who don't know how to lift up, then they can only perform the excitement of cross-dressing of the opposite sex under the watchful eye of the public.
After the two discussed the details of the performance, they instructed Hai Yunfan to draft a notice, asking those who were on the cross-dressing list to accurately understand the spirit of their superiors, pay bribes in time and in full to avoid humiliation, and of course, the text should be obscure enough so as not to be caught. Hai Yunfan opened his mouth for a long time, and finally was helpless, burying his head and thinking hard about how to write this article that was destined to be nailed to the pillar of shame in history.
And when Hai Yunfan was working hard, Wang Wu remembered something and asked.
"According to you, the Great Martial Arts Arena in the middle of the Immortal City can be isolated from the inside and outside. That's why you left the scene for so long, and Bai Ze didn't even find out...... In such a venue, the effect of cheerleading may not be reflected. ”
"It doesn't matter, when we designed the venue, we left room for cheerleaders. You can use this as an excuse to ask them to open up this feature, and there is no need to worry. But I remembered, according to the work arrangement, I had to trouble your beauty pageant team to conduct a public performance before the official start of the competition, how are you preparing now? ”
Wang Wu patted his chest: "Don't worry, the handsome guys and beauties are all properly trained and kept for use." ”
Wang Luhu asked suspiciously: "Easy to use?" How to use it well? Have you used it before? ”
"Nonsense, how can I rest assured that I will push them to the front of the stage without inspecting the goods myself?"
“…… How many were tested? ”
Wang Wu pinched his fingers and calculated: "The girls have basically been tested, and the men are all exempt from inspection, so I let Miaoyan be responsible." ”
"Your sense of responsibility is truly touching."
Wang Wu scoffed: "Okay, I'll go to the men's group to check the top of your head, what do you think?" ”
As the two were talking, they heard an angry slap on the table next to them: "You two sluts, flirt and scold me!" Think about how I feel when I haven't been able to see a Taoist partner for a long time because I'm busy with official business! ”
was severely accused by Hai Yunfan of this, and the master and apprentice of Wuxiang had no choice but to flee with laughter.
When he walked out of the office, Wang Lu was in a slight trance, and felt a lightness on his shoulders for no reason.
Come to think of it, at this time, it is only two days before the start of the main competition of the immortals, and most of the training projects have been stopped, just waiting for the players to recuperate and officially debut. So there aren't many things that he needs to deal with for a while.
This made the chief planner, who had been busy for several months, feel quite uncomfortable.
"Let's relax today. According to your idea, I'm afraid I'm going to be busy again. Wang Wu patted his apprentice's shoulder and said with emotion.
If the delayed plan of the opening ceremony can be implemented smoothly, it means that the people of Kyushu have more time for training and assault, and as the chief planner, they are naturally busy. But at least for the past two days, he can relax a little.
"Why don't you go with me to see the rehearsal of the beauty pageant, we have all the beauties from all over the world here, and we have a wonderful face carefully adjusted, the previous two auditions have made many monks and accomplished people can't help themselves."
Wang Lu smiled: "And then you caught being ugly and extorting ransom?" ”
Wang Wu laughed: "Nonsense. ”
"Then let's take a look, I haven't had time to pay attention to this beautiful team that has attracted the attention of monks all over the world recently...... It is said that Xiaobai is definitely selected? ”
Wang Wu said: "You really don't care about my career." Don't talk about Xiaobai, even Liuli and Yao'er didn't run away, I captured them all to enrich the team, and formed a girl group with a little bit of the Yuanying realm. This kind of opportunity to be famous in the world can't be cheap for outsiders. ”
Wang Lu was shocked when he heard this: "You won't be taking the opportunity to inspect the goods, right?" ”
Wang Wu asked rhetorically, "When did you become so forgetful?" If you want to say that the inspection of the goods, I have already inspected it, when I asked the sky, if I didn't use a spiritual rhino finger to inspect all the goods to nothing, do you think you can be as free as now? has long been reduced to a vulgar housewife like that Hai Yunfan! ”
Hai Yunfan's roar came from inside the house: "You two sluts get away from me!" ”
Wang Wu laughed, took Wang Lu and a sword away, and the person was in the air, and said, "Go and see the results of my work, there are surprises." ”
Wang Lu was helpless: "Okay, anyway, there is nothing else to do now." ”