The background music with a hint of resentment in the desolation slowly sounded, the subtitles began to appear, and then disappeared, and the big screen began to show reality, a water pool in the desert, with yellow reeds swinging left and right, exuding a breath that made people feel very lonely, as if they were the only ones left in the world.

Tan Youcheng's feeling was particularly strong, and tears flowed involuntarily.

"Once upon a time is now and now it will not come again,

Red and red leaves are buried in the dust.

The beginning and the end always remain the same,

You are adrift outside the white clouds!

The sea of bitterness turns up love and hate,

There is no escaping fate in the world.

……”

Humming the song "The Love of My Life" softly, Tan Youcheng felt unprecedented sadness, and he couldn't wait to die now, heartbreaking.

"Is this love?"

After singing the song, Tan Youcheng muttered to himself.

A woman appeared on the water, she rowed along, and in a short time she rowed to the shore with a string of small golden bells in her hand, and then walked up to a high peak in the desert with a silver bell-like laugh.

"It's beautiful!" A crisp and pleasant voice came from the woman's mouth, like the sound of a yellow bird.

Tan Youcheng had never heard such a beautiful voice, and he suddenly had a strong amazement, and his sad feelings were finally relieved, as if he was taken away by the woman's beautiful voice.

The woman soon revealed her true face of Lushan, and it turned out to be "Pansi Daxian"!

Tan Youcheng has watched "Journey to the West: Moonlight Treasure Box", and has a deep memory of the woman who appeared at the end of the three moles for the Supreme Treasure, because she was played by "Lin Yuner", she was really beautiful, and gave the Supreme Treasure three moles, and also called herself "Pansi Daxian". The name of "Water Curtain Cave" was changed to "Pansi Cave".

"Is it the beginning of the story of Pansi Daxian?" Tan Youcheng pondered lightly, using this to divert his attention so that he would not be so sad.

Pansi Daxian rode a mule to a dilapidated inn, and then saw a thin middle-aged uncle who kept lighting a fire with flint, but he couldn't light the oil lamp, because the oil lamp only had oil and no wick.

Pansi Daxian looked at it for a while. Turned over and got off the mule, smiled, and walked over to remind him: "Uncle, you can't light a lamp like this, you only have oil, no wick!" ”

Uncle said: "I know, but the wick is missing, what can be done?" ”

Seeing this, Tan Youcheng was stunned for a moment. I thought to myself, "Now that you know that the wick is gone, you still light the fire like this?" He couldn't help but mention a hint of interest, looking forward to watching the next plot.

Igniting like this even though you know that there is no wick, there must be something weird!

Pansi Daxian replied indifferently: "Buy one!" ”

"Makes sense!" The uncle nodded slowly, then turned his head to look at her and asked, "Girl, may I ask you, if the wick of the Buddha's magic lamp is missing, where can I buy it?" ”

Pansi Daxian looked cold. The long sword in his hand pointed at everyone in the dilapidated inn with a "swish", and shouted, "I knew you had a problem." Show up! ”

Bang!

With a thunderous sound, the uncles and guests in the dilapidated inn transformed one after another, turning into mighty men wearing treasure armor and holding swords!

Pansi Daxian smiled nonchalantly: "It turned out to be Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings of Nantianmen!" ”

The mighty and heroic Erlang God shouted coldly: "Zixia, you and your sister Qingxia Fairy turned out to be the wicks entangled in the Buddha's sun and moon lanterns, and you actually left the heavenly court without authorization, and you also told people everywhere who could pull out the purple and green sword in your hand." It's your wishful husband! ”

A heavenly king continued: "You are an immortal, how can you move mortal hearts? If the demons pull out your sword, won't our immortal realm become a laughing stock? ”

Tan Youcheng's attention was immediately attracted by the plot, and he temporarily forgot about the injury, thinking: "It turns out that Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings are specially ambushed here!" It turned out that her real name was Zixia. It is the wick in the sun and moon lamp of the Buddha! ”

But when the next sentence of the Zixia Fairy came out: "Whether it is a fairy or a monster, the sword can only be drawn by me and my intended person!" Even if he is a monster, I will follow him for the rest of my life, if I can't be with the person I like, even if I am made the Jade Emperor, I will not be happy! ”

Tan Youcheng's heart was suddenly shocked, and his face was miserable!

"If I can't be with the person I like, I won't be happy even if I am the Jade Emperor", this sentence stabbed Tan Youcheng's heart and made him feel heartache.

"Nonsense! Since you are obsessed, then I will do the right thing for heaven today, and I want you to disappear in the immortal world on earth! Erlang God shouted angrily.

Zixia Fairy said indifferently: "Only envy the mandarin duck but not the immortal, disappear and disappear!" ”

Erlang God shouted "presumptuous", and then led the Four Heavenly Kings to besiege the Zixia Fairy.

After a fierce fight, Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings were defeated and retreated under the purple and green sword of the Zixia Fairy. The king of the Eastern Holding Kingdom played the pipa and attacked the Zixia Fairy, and the Zixia Fairy shook the small golden bell in his hand in response. Erlang God's third eye shot out a green light, who expected that the Zixia Fairy grabbed it with both hands, and the sound wave played by the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom was turned invisible into tangible by her, forming a mirror, which bounced the green light out and reflected it on the pipa of the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom, which not only broke the attack of the Erlang God, but also broke the attack of the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom, killing two birds with one stone.

Erlang God was shocked and wanted to continue to do it.

The Zixia Fairy immediately shook the small golden bell in her hand and launched a sonic attack of the Sound of Beauty. The four heavenly kings of Erlang God did not have the help of the pipa of the king of the country, and suddenly they all fell into a fantasy world, and began to make waves and dance beautifully!

"Poof!"

Tan Youcheng, who was in a state of sadness, laughed when he saw it.

Looking at the reactions of the audience next to them, they all spewed out with a "poof", coke and saliva flew wildly, and then they all laughed.

The plot that makes them laugh even more happens in the next moment.

The Zixia Fairy has been gone for a while, and Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings are still complaining. When they finally came to their senses, all five of them changed color and died of shame.

Erlang God pointed at the sword and shouted: "Needless to say, if anyone says anything about this matter, I will kill him!" ”

The Four Heavenly Kings were startled, but turned around and spoke again.

Jiro Shinto: "I said it all, don't say it......"

The Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom grabbed Erlang God and said, "No, it's your Howling Dog riding a over there!" ”

Erlang God said "ah", and said with hatred: "Even it has moved the hearts of mortals, and I will kill it tonight to fight for tooth sacrifice!" ”

The Four Heavenly Kings all said "yes", "yes", and the Heavenly King of the Holding Kingdom even patted Erlang God on the shoulder, and said with a good enthusiastic attitude of the two brothers: "We have thought so for a long time!" ”

"Poof!"

"Hahaha......"

"The three views are shattered, this is actually the Erlang God?"

"The whistling dog rode a over there! it, it's a real bunker! ”

"I can't bear to look at it directly, this Erlang God and the Four Heavenly Kings are all wonderful!"

"Nonsensical movies are here to destroy miè idols, and whoever appears in a nonsensical movie will have a disillusioned image!"

"Master Xing, this is a tireless destruction!"

Tan Youcheng listened to these exclamations, laughed, bent down with laughter, and tears flowed out. At first, I was happy, but I cried and cried and became sad again.

However, after such a thrilling change, Tan Youcheng also found that he was a lot more relaxed, as if he had unloaded a thousand pounds of burden.

Pansi Cave appeared again, and in the lightning and thunder, the "Supreme Treasure" played by Zhou Xingxing appeared out of thin air.

Everyone was relieved, it turned out that it was the beginning of the film, which was about the origin of the Zixia Fairy. This is where the plot of the movie "Cinderella" begins.

The plot undertook "Journey to the West: Moonlight Treasure Box", the Supreme Treasure traveled back to 500 years ago, and then met the Zixia Fairy who was holding a mule outside the Pansi Cave, and the Zixia Fairy snatched his moonlight treasure box, and also carved three moles on the soles of his feet, making him turn back into Sun Wukong's Toshi.

In the passionate music, Supreme Treasure looked at himself with the demon mirror, and in the demon mirror, Sun Wukong's eyes appeared.

"Open Sesame! Sesame off! Zixia Fairy recited a spell, and Yi Yiran occupied the Water Curtain Cave and changed the Water Curtain Cave into a Pansi Cave.

The Supreme Treasure lost the Demon Mirror, and wanted to retrieve the Moonlight Treasure Box and then travel back to Bai Jingjing. As a result, he couldn't enter the Pansi Cave at all.

The Supreme Treasure stood at the door and shouted, "Open the sesame door!" ”

Bang!

The stone gate fell down at once, crushing him to the ground like a dead dog.

"Damn, open the door with sesame? Is this Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves? Tan Youcheng heard the voice of a fat man next to him complaining, although he deeply agreed with this sentence, he actually wanted to complain, but he didn't say a word, only glanced at the other party with the rest of his eyes, and then continued to look at the big screen.

Shimen then flew back automatically, and the Supreme Treasure stood up, turned his back to Shimen and said wonderingly: "It doesn't make sense, I obviously heard her shouting that Sesame opened the door?" ”

Airplanes~

The voice came, and the Supreme Treasure looked back, and the stone gate was pressed down again.

The Supreme Treasure's eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, and before he could shout, the stone gate pressed him to the ground again.

Shimen then flew back.

Supreme Treasure learned to be obedient this time, and jumped far away and shouted: "Open the sesame door!" The stone gate finally fell, and it didn't smash him again.

The Supreme Treasure laughed a few times with a proud "haha", and then walked towards the Pansi Cave.

Seeing this, everyone couldn't help but smile, not because of the success of Supreme Treasure, but because of the laughter of "haha", this is Zhou Xingxing's classic laughter, starting from "Truant Weilong", to "Truant Weilong 2", "Journey to the West: Moonlight Treasure Box", Zhou Xingxing laughed proudly with this voice, so many people who like nonsensical comedy have a conditioned reflex, as long as they hear Zhou Xingxing's voice, they want to laugh.

Shout......

Bang!

"Ah, you Rippy!" The Supreme Treasure screamed miserably, and was once again pressed under the stone gate. (To be continued......)