Chapter 199: Whoever says big breasts must have no brains
In the evening, Zhou Yu drove back to his home, and after handing over more than 10,000 yuan to his mother, he hurried to Pheasant Ridge, leaving only three stunned elders at home.
When Zhou Yu arrived at the southern slope of the pheasant ridge, he found that the animals were all playing by the pond. Huahua and her two wives stood by the pond, and seventeen puppies were biting and playing with each other; The swan family flies and circles in the air, dancing gracefully and dignifiedly; The Toothed Rabbit rode on the back of the spotted and played leisurely in the pond, and from time to time it jumped into the water by itself and flapped a few times on its four legs, which was very enjoyable.
The funniest thing is the battle chicken, this guy stands upright on a tree branch and looks west, the afterglow of the setting sun falls on it, and the original golden feathers are even more gorgeous and delicate. From afar, it looks like a majestic general. But in the next moment, a long and poignant roar completely ruined the picture.
With a long cry of the fighting chicken, both those flying in the sky and those running on the ground hurried home, and the pheasant ridge instantly seemed to come to life, the beasts on the ground ran and fled, and the birds in the sky chirped......
Zhou Yu came to the pond with a smile and played with an animal for a while, and then returned to Dongpo with a large army.
After dinner, Zhou Yu did not immediately take the animals to the south slope to enjoy the cool and enjoy the beautiful scenery of the night as usual, but first cleaned the room briefly and put away his clothes. Because it won't take a few days, it is estimated that he will have to leave here and settle in Phoenix Mountain or Qingniuling.
The gentle mountain breeze is still there, the picturesque night is still there, and the gurgling stream is still bubbling. Sitting on the edge of the pond and looking at the swaying sea of flowers, surrounded by the chirping of cicadas and insects, brought infinite vitality to this pure night.
Zhou Yu has never felt the beauty of the night in Pheasant Ridge like today. Maybe it's because the parting is imminent, and the mentality has changed.
Looking at the animals playing in front of him, Zhou Yu's mood was much brighter, thinking that no matter where he went, these smart and cute guys must be taken with him, and how would he live without them!
The night became more and more blurry and quieter under the blowing of the mountain wind, and Zhou Yu, who had been sitting for most of the night, finally returned to the east slope with a large army, and after a wash, he went to meet with Zhou Gong.
Early the next morning, Zhou Yu got up early, walked around his territory, and found that whether it was the fish in the pond, the rhodiola rosea on the mountain, and the crops of more than 20 acres, they were all growing well.
There have been no outsiders in Zhoujia Village for many years, and there are not many animals on Pheasant Ridge, so there will be nothing wrong with either the fish pond or Rhodiola rosea. As for those millets and soybeans, I love it, and I really don't have the energy to take care of it when I can harvest it in the autumn.
Zhou Yu, who let go of his thoughts, put Banban and the two big wild boars into the space, and then took the Toothless Rabbit and the Huahua family and the battle chicken down the mountain in a mighty way. As for the four swans, they are responsible for early warning patrols in the air, and the chickens and dogs dance swans along the way. The scene is very good-looking.
It was already past seven o'clock when I returned to the village. At this time, the fog in the village had not yet cleared, but some villagers had already come out to fetch water. The men chattered as they walked, and from a long distance they heard the noisy barking of dogs and the chirping of birds. So everyone went over to take a look, and this look was startled, and they saw a big black and white dog and a small dog in front of them, and four swans, large and small, flying in the sky. There's even a big golden rooster on the periphery of the puppy team helping to keep order.
What the fuck is going on? Hey, no, how come there seems to be a stick-like creature between the bird and the beast?
These people look at it again, and I'm damn it. Isn't that a second dog? I saw that Zhou Yu was leisurely holding a little black rabbit behind the dog cub team, and Huahua's dead dog was next to him, and the pair of dog eyes purred back and forth from time to time, alert to everything around him.
"Ergouzi, why are you crazy when you don't stay in Pheasant Ridge early in the morning and run to the village? With so many animals and swans, why are you going to the sports day? Zhou Dingjiang, the eighth uncle of the family in the crowd, shouted loudly.
"Hey, hello uncles and uncles, are you carrying water? Ha Luha, Uncle Eight, you are too talented, what kind of sports meeting do you participate in, didn't I contract Phoenix Mountain and Qingniu Ridge, I just wanted to put the pheasant ridge over there, and clean up the two mountains first, so don't you bring all the chickens, ducks, geese and dogs on the mountain down. ”
It is said that Ergouzi contracted Phoenix Mountain and Qingniuling in the past two days has become the biggest news in Zhoujia Village, and the villagers will always mention this matter after dinner, and they are also happy for him while being shocked by Ergouzi's generosity. In the past two days, under the leadership of Zhou Dingbang, the old men of the whole village have gone out collectively to dig up the rhodiola on Phoenix Mountain, and at the same time, the old ladies who stayed at home have tied up the fine roots of Rhodiola that are ready to be planted artificially one by one, and cultivated them with soil. It can be said that now everything is ready, only the east wind is owed, and the old and young masters of the whole village are waiting for the second dog to give an order to go to the battlefield of planting Rhodiola.
"Okay, Ergouzi, you kid is capable, you can wrap up two big mountains like that, our gang of dirt is an eye-opener. Oops, you haven't had breakfast yet, have you? Hurry up and go, don't be hungry, let's talk another day. After saying that, the men continued to carry the bucket towards the spring, while Zhou Yu walked towards his house surrounded by a large group of animals.
At this time, Wang Guilan was making breakfast in the outhouse, and the old man Wang Yunhai and Zhou Dingguo's son-in-law were sitting in the courtyard (the meaning of planting, the northerners called Xi) cabbage seeds, one person sowed the seeds, and the other person cultivated the soil with his feet. While doing it, the two of them talked excitedly about the 10,000 yuan that the child got from selling melons yesterday.
At this moment, there were a few birdsongs in the sky, and the two of them looked up and saw that it was four swans, and they knew that Zhou Yu should be back.
Sure enough, at this time, a large group of puppies came in from the gate one after another, and then the big rooster, and Zhou Yu and Huahua also came in. The originally quiet courtyard suddenly became noisy, and the old man Wang Yunhai was smiling.
Fortunately, the yard is big enough, and it is enough for these little guys to toss, but Zhou Dingguo can't be idle, so he helped the old woman cook a big pot of millet porridge and prepare to feed these little puppies.
As soon as Zhou Yu sat down to rest for a while, Wang Guilan walked out, still holding her son's phone in her hand, and said to Zhou Yu excitedly: "Xiaoyu, this phone has been ringing non-stop since you left last night, and it has been ringing several times, take a look, is it Qingqing's girl who called you?" ”
"Oh, and what's going on? Let me see. As he spoke, he took the phone in his mother's hand and looked at it.
There were five missed calls on the phone, but to Zhou Yu's disappointment, none of them were from Liu Qingqing, and they were all Zhuge Xiaoxiao.
It is estimated that Zhuge Xiaoxiao is looking for something important about himself, or it can't be five calls at once. So Zhou Yu pressed the number and dialed it.
"Hey, Xiaoxiao, you called me yesterday? Ah, there's no signal in the mountains, so the phone is always at home. Alas, didn't I just go home and see that? Tell me what's the matter with me? Oh, you're still threatening me? What? Is the pay ten rhodiola? I'll strangle you~~, do you like to say it or not, do you want me to have ten rhodiola hairs? ”
"Zhou Yu, you are a big bastard, let me tell you the truth, this matter has something to do with Qingqing, don't say that you are not interesting to my good sister, hmph, if you hadn't given my dad ten rhodiola rosea and two divine melons yesterday, I wouldn't have called you, and then you kid will wait to cry." Zhuge came from the phone with a small loud voice.
Zhou Yu was silent for a while, and Liu Qingqing couldn't help but feel that he wasn't nervous, and according to Zhuge Xiaoxiao's character, he wouldn't fool him in this matter, so he replied: "Xiaoxiao, ten rhodiola rosea deals!" Hurry up and tell me what's wrong with Qingqing? ”
"Giggles, Zhou Yu, the eldest husband has said a word, and the horse is difficult to chase, can you not admit it when the time comes? Let me tell you, Qingqing is very good, can eat and sleep, and now lives with me in an empty house of my uncle.
Hey, I haven't finished yet, what are you anxious about? Tell you that this information is guaranteed to be worth ten rhodiola, hmph, if I hadn't heard my dad say last night that the medicinal effect of your rhodiola is so magical, would I have betrayed my Aunt Zhang? Who is Aunt Zhang? Oops, it's Qingqing's mother.
In fact, what I want to say is a sentence, Qingqing's mother forced her to go on a blind date, and the man is tall and handsome, suave, and a standard rich second generation. Okay, Miss Ben is done, keep the ten rhodiola rosea for me, Flashman. ”
Zhou Yu is depressed, saying that he and Liu Qingqing have no name or difference, although he likes Liu Qingqing, and he can feel that Liu Qingqing has a little affection for him, but the two of them are now in the embryonic stage, why can they stop others from going on a blind date? Isn't that? But don't stop me, are you still a man? What's the use of growing these balls?
After the worst, Zhou Yu put his heart sideways, damn, fight! Let's talk about it, it's better than having white balls.
Just when Zhou Yu was comparing the strength and weakness of the and the white long egg, Zhuge Xiaoxiao on the other end of the phone put down the phone and patted his plump chest, and just wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, who knew that when he turned his head, he found Liu Qingqing standing at the door, looking at him with a pair of beautiful eyes.
"Xiaoxiao, how can you lie to people? Anyway, when won't my mother force me to go on a blind date? Shall I hide here with you? It's good that you should use this outdated information to deceive people. ”
"What? Feeling sorry for that guy? Hmph, that guy is still a man, and he doesn't take the initiative at all, if I don't do this to him, will you understand his thoughts? Oh, you don't know that the kid just now was in a hurry, 'Xiaoxiao, what's wrong with Qingqing?' You say. 'Hahaha, it's really laughing at me. ”
After wiping a few tears, Zhuge straightened his plump chest and said: Hmph, who said that big breasts must be brainless? Qingqing, do you think I've done this with two birds with one stone? In the future, if anyone says that I am big-chested and brainless, I will see that my mother does not bite him to death. ”
After that, Zhuge Xiaoxiao showed a mouthful of fragrant teeth and made a bite appearance, but with that delicate face and that plump figure, it is estimated that all men want to be bitten by her. (To be continued......)
PS: Folks, do you still have a monthly pass in your hand? If you have one, throw two encouragement cards, and the excitement is coming.