[747] When others walk their dogs, I want to stand out
"Katyusha? Are you referring to Shusha? ”
I was puzzled by Amy's idea of forcing the squad leader to wear a maid outfit.
"Weishenme Xiaoqin obviously doesn't mind wearing a maid outfit, you don't let her wear it, Shusha can't have a relationship with you, but you want to force her to wear it?"
"Don't you need to ask! It's all up to you and Penthos to blame! ”
Amy poked the muscles of Penthos' legs vigorously, but poked her fingers in pain, and she put her fingers in her mouth in disgust, and rebuked Penthos and said:
"Why don't you cry out for pain!"
"I'm in pain, and I'm trying to hold it back." Penthos stood still, deliberately saying this in order to satisfy Amy, and then came a fake "Oops! ”
Amy's anger eased slightly, and she recalled with half-squinted eyes: "Last time, I went to the big cow's house with the manservant for my birthday......"
"It's not a big cow," Xiaoqin kindly reminded next to her, "It's Gong Cai Niu...... No, Gong Caicai's classmate ......"
"As a maid, you are not allowed to disturb your master! Anyway, when I went to the house of the palace cow to celebrate her birthday......"
met Xiaoqin and Amy, two guys who like to give people nicknames, and Gong Caicai, who was not present, could only burst into tears.
"That day, Penthos insisted on talking about the young people's party, and he, a strong man, was not suitable to participate, so he asked the manservant to be my temporary bodyguard, but the manservant did not protect me! As a result, I was attacked by Katyusha**! So both Penthos and the valet are responsible! ”
Penthos spread out his hands and shrugged his shoulders, and I scratched my head: "Why did Shusha attack you that day?" If she attacks you, how can I stand idly by? ”
"Knowingly ask!" Amy was so angry that she wanted to tear her eyes, "As soon as Katyusha saw me, she treated me like a kitten and forced me to rub my face with her!" She also said that I was a live-action doll, and her comrades, called Da Lingtong and Little Trumpet, dragged me into the bedroom and forced me to wear the children's clothes of the palace cow when I was a child! I was humiliated in public, and you don't care! ”
Who are the PHS and the trumpet! Who is the palace cow! If it weren't for the squad leader who felt that "Katyusha" also had the word "Sha" in his name, and happily accepted Amy's name for himself, none of the four people's names in that sentence would be right!
But when I mentioned it, I did think that there was such a thing. Because at that time, I felt that it was rare for the class president to be fanatical, and it was not appropriate to disturb her Yaxing, and Amy has always had a high-minded attitude since she was a child, and occasionally being "bullied" by others will be more beneficial to her psychological growth, after all, girls of the same age play with each other like this.
It was already June, and it had been two whole months, but I didn't expect you to hold such a grudge! Because the squad leader took the lead in forcing you to change your clothes, do you also plan to force the squad leader to change her clothes and humiliate her one day?
But how do you force the class leader? It will definitely not work to use brute force, your Liliang is definitely not the opponent of the squad leader, if you order Peng Thos to do this kind of thing for you, Peng Thos will not agree......
"Hmph, Katyusha has a handle in my hand, and one day I will let her taste the same humiliation as me!"
Amy swore with a serious face, and the appearance of a little adult made people want to laugh.
"What handle does Shusha have in your hand?" I wondered, "Do you know her brother is ......?"
It's not good, I almost said I missed my mouth, but fortunately I stopped it in time.
"Her brother? What does her brother have to do with this? I want Katyusha to wear a maid outfit, and I don't plan to let her brother wear a maid outfit......" Amy shook the leash in her hand, "Katyusha's handle, it's Obama!" According to Pooh, Katyusha likes dogs very much, but except for Obama, no other dogs let her come close! ”
"Wang!" Obama screamed, as if in agreement with his master's words.
"Hmph, hmph, hmph," Amy snorted sinisterly three times with a look of bad idea.
"Wait until the next time Katyusha wants to approach Obama and ask to walk the dog...... I'll let her walk the dog in a maid outfit! Don't even think about touching my dog without wearing a maid outfit! I have to let everyone else in Qingzi School Park see her embarrassing appearance of walking the dog in a maid costume! ”
I'll it! Shame on play! Amy, you're very torturous! This kind of request you make will really put the class leader in a dilemma, on the one hand, he wants to get permission from the dog owner to play with Obama, and on the other hand, he is hesitant because of the super shameful maid outfit, although no one in Qingzi School Park knows him, and most of them will be mistaken for Amy's real maid in the VIP building - but it is still possible that someone else will take a picture and upload it to the Internet, so that she will be famous in Twenty-Eight Middle School and even the whole city!
"Puff", Xiaoqin didn't hold back her laughter, and laughed out loud because she imagined the scene of the squad leader being teased.
However, after laughing, I was a little worried that I would be angry, thinking that she was still looking forward to the bad luck of "Female No. 2", so she glanced at me a little cringe, and only after finding that I also had a smile on the corner of my mouth, I let go of my heart.
"Toot! Honk! Warn! I'm not a pole! Warn! I'm not a pole! ”
Everyone turned their heads to look, only to find that Obama had lifted one of his hind legs to support the rabbit, using the cylindrical rabbit as a telephone pole, and was preparing to be on the spot.
"No urinating indoors! Otherwise, I'll castrate you! Amy yelled and tightened the leash, "And what if this waste robot leaks and electrocutes you?" Then I won't be able to force Katyusha to wear a maid outfit! ”
Obama rolled his eyes at the tightened leash, so he had to hold back the unclean liquid, return to his master's feet, and rub Amy's calves anxiously, hoping that Amy would take him out quickly.
"Toot - I'm not a waste, and I don't leak electricity-" Although the tone was inaudible, the rabbit seemed to be very aggrieved, "The surface of the cylinder of my body is an advanced solar panel, which can collect solar energy in the sun for its own use, and this kind of solar panel discharges water to prevent collisions......"
"That's right." Amy frowned and thought for a moment, then bowed her head to Obama and said, "Then you can't find a telephone pole or a big tree outside, just pee on the rabbit!" ”
Obama didn't know what he understood, but he nodded with a 2B expression anyway.
"Dut - according to the biology found out by the rabbit, the dog's mother must also be a dog."
Amy and Peng Tous didn't immediately understand the meaning of the words forcing the rabbit, but Xiaoqin couldn't help laughing, and I was stunned for a moment and understood Xiaoqin's smile.
"Isn't it just scolding Obama for being a 'son of a bitch'! Dare to love this robot will scold people around the bush! ”
When I used to listen to my grandmother introduce people to people, when it came to the zodiac, the dog and the rabbit may always quarrel together, I should be superstitious to listen, but now I see a pair in front of me because the zodiac is not compatible, and the relationship is not haode non-human when they meet!
It is worthy of the "dog bites rabbit" said in the zodiac! As soon as Obama came up, he was going to urinate on the rabbit's body, and the rabbit immediately scolded Obama for being a "son of a bitch", are these two things a competition for favor? Because they are all Amy's non-human followers, do you want to divide them into high and low?
Anyway, I'm not optimistic about the future of the rabbit, because in the end, its main responsibility at the end is to be Amy's punching bag, because the parts can be replaced at any time, so Amy is not distressed at all when she fights.
Because she was worried that Obama would not be able to hold her urine in the corridor, Amy took the lead and led Obama out of the VIP building, and told Penthos not to follow, and it was enough to have me as a bodyguard on campus.
That's right.,There aren't a few people in Qingzi School Park who can fight.,And besides me, there's Xiaoqin.,It's impossible for Amy to encounter any danger on campus.。
So I said hello to Penthos, walked out of the VIP building side by side with Xiaoqin, and went out with Amy.
The rabbit followed us, because I, the "third master", had maintained it, and Xiaoqin had also helped him pick up his ears, so he felt safer to walk with us.
Although there are a few steps at the entrance of the VIP building, and the rabbit can't go down on wheels, fortunately there is a wheelchair-friendly disabled passage on the side, and the rabbit goes down from there.
Amy walks the dog, we walk the robot, it's pretty cool, it has a sense of the near future.
Mr. Obama quickly emptied his bladder in a small garden and followed Amy with a satisfied look on his face, wandering aimlessly around the campus.
There are about 10 days left in the summer vacation,Although Qingzi School Park is a boarding school,Some students still live in luxurious dormitories,You can occasionally see them coming out and walking,But after all, it's not as good as when school started,It seems that the campus is very empty.。
It's no wonder,Amy as an American singer after entering Qingzi School Park,At first, everyone was also very fresh,Many boys also approached with bad intentions,Later, I found that Amy's bodyguard was super difficult to mess with,Close to Amy's distance within two meters,I'm afraid that I will be the same fate as the netizen who measured Guo Jingming's height,So now the vast majority of students know that they consciously stay away from Amy's group,Can't afford to hide.。
Not only did he consciously stay away, but when he saw them coming out of the VIP building, he didn't even dare to pick up his mobile phone when it rang, but turned his back to pick it up, so as not to be mistaken by the other party that he wanted to take pictures with his mobile phone and cause a disaster (the same reason can be proven: when holding a tape measure, please do not approach Guo Jingming within 2 meters, otherwise your life will be in danger).
Without anyone disturbing, I followed Amy to a winding path near an antique pavilion, in front of me painted begonia red ancient style corridor, carved beams and painted columns, beautifully decorated, pavilion corridor around a small pond full of lotus flowers, end to end connected into a "mouth" word, in it, quite a bit of ancient poetry in the elegance.
But even if Li Bai Dufu was reborn, they saw Amy throwing pebbles into the pond in boredom, shouting at the carp under the lotus flower, "Die!" There are also trash cans like rabbits behind us, rumbling with wheels to make noise on the wooden floor, I'm afraid there is no poetry, right?
Is it difficult to make a limerick poem of "blonde Lori scolds the carp, and the iron bucket monster is in a hurry"?
I was thinking wildly, but I saw the boss of the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department, Xingxing, suddenly come out from behind the boulevard.
He seemed to see Amy from afar, and found that there was no bodyguard on his side, but me, the person he considered the eldest brother, so he was busy following all the way.
At this time, Xingxing was wearing the school uniform of Qingzi School Park, running sweaty, waving the signature book in his hand while running.
"Miss Emily! Miss Emily! I'm a fan of yours! And I'm still the little brother of Big Brother Ye Lin! For the sake of this relationship, make an exception and sign my name! ”