Chapter 469: Laughing into the World
Just when "God of Gamblers" was screened in Xiangjiang and gradually landed in various Asian countries and regions, the United States, New York's Chinatown, and "The Sunflower Treasure Book of Smiling Proud Rivers and Lakes" was finally released in this land.
The United States is a place where all Chinese filmmakers are haunted by their dreams.
That's right, it's really haunting dreams, and even obsession.
Why?
Very simply, we want to prove that we Chinese people are the most awesome people in the world, and there is no one!
Although it has declined for more than 100 years, our ancestors have also been arrogant, and it has been thousands of years, the Celestial Empire, the Central Empire, the whole world is not the king's land, and the coast of the land is not the king's minister.
Now, we just want to get back to our former glory, is that a matter of course, and it's hard to understand? It is well understood, and people around the world should be able to understand it.
Raiding the American imperialist film market is the only way for Chinese films to sweep the world, and it is also the only way for Chinese culture to spread around the world, and it must not be bypassed.
Who made US imperialism the world boss now?
If Huaxia wants to return to the first, it is natural to kill the current boss first, otherwise how can he get on top.
It's just that this road is difficult to walk.
I don't know how many directors and stars who dominate in China have fallen into the sand on the land of US imperialism, and not a single bubble has risen, as if they have never come.
Even Lin Yun-fat, who is the "God of Acting", although he has been to the United States and said that he has made many blockbusters, but soon, he was forgotten by the arrogant people of the United States, and he couldn't even remember his name.
Even if it is Chen Shuluo, a top director known as the "National Teacher". Although some blockbusters have been made in the past few years that have made the American imperialist people shout "wow" and "wow", there are even blockbusters with a box office of more than $50 million. However, like Lin Yun-fat, he was quickly forgotten by the American imperialist people, and in the past few years, several blockbuster films shot in succession to cater to the tastes of the American imperialist people have been so much that they don't even know their mothers, only tens of thousands of dollars, which is not enough to pay for the copy. What's more serious is that in order to cater to the tastes of the American imperialist people, the film is completely out of touch with the domestic people. As a result, these films were scolded miserably in China. Keep hitting the streets until you don't even know your mother.
"I hope "Smiling Proud Jianghu" can have a good result!"
Han Minzhong, who rushed to the side of the US imperialists, did not need to dress up, and walked into a movie theater in Chinatown generously, he planned to investigate the situation.
Han Minzhong is well-known in China and is the president of Red Star Media. But in the United States. Nobody knows.
The people of the United States are very proud. Lao Tzu is the first in the world, which green onion are you who came out of a ruined country?
It's as if the Chinese people despise Ah San, even if their president comes to China. The people of Huaxia also raised their heads with disdain: "The president of Ah San? Count the balls! ”
In the eyes of the American imperialist people, there is only themselves; In the eyes of the Chinese people, there are only American imperialist celebrities and themselves.
"Hey, Jack, over here." A white man queuing up to buy a ticket in front of Han Minzhong suddenly waved to another white man running in the distance.
"Jason, are there any good movies today?" Jack asked, gasping for air.
"Laughing out loud into the world, I heard that this is the first part, and there will be a sequel later." Jason replied.
"Laughing out loud into the world? Hell, what a movie is this. Jack asked dissatisfiedly, "Which company, Columbia or Warner?" Faulkson? ”
Jason said: "No, it's a movie from Huaxia." ”
Jack exclaimed, "Oh my God, you actually recommended me to watch Huaxia movies, they are all garbage movies over there." Yes, it's all rubbish. ”
Hearing this, Han Minzhong's face turned blue with anger, and he couldn't wait to rush up and beat this "Jack" fat.
Although as the former vice president of Columbia Pictures Asia Pacific, Han Minzhong has long been clearly aware of the American imperialists' contempt for Chinese films, and he has long been accustomed to it. However, when it happened to him, he couldn't help but get angry and felt that he had been seriously insulted.
"The Sunflower Treasure Book of Smiling Proud Rivers and Lakes" was released by the US imperialists after a lot of hard work, you must know that "Painted Skin", which had previously created a box office of more than 900 million in China, failed to sell to the US imperialists, and there were no distributors willing to release "Painted Skin" on the US imperialist side.
"Don't be such a man, I think this movie is pretty good, I've already seen it once, and now it's the second time." Jason persuaded with a smile.
Jack looked at him incredulously and exclaimed, "My God, are you crazy?" I actually watched it a second time. ”
Jason said, "It's only $9 anyway, so it's a novelty experience." ”
Jack reluctantly agreed, "Okay, man, I'll listen to you once." Actually, he was also quite curious, what kind of Chinese movie would make Jason watch it once and continue to watch it a second time?
"This Jason is good." Han Minzhong's face looked a little better, and his impression of Jason was suddenly very good, and he felt that this person was a good American imperialist people.
As for the noisy Jack, Han Minzhong had a bad impression, feeling that this person was really vulgar and unworthy of being the people of the American imperialists.
After a while, all three of them bought movie tickets and walked into the cinema.
After entering, the movie has not yet been shown, so the audience who comes in is chatting, or playing with their phones alone.
Han Minzhong glanced at the seats in a movie hall, and the attendance rate was less than thirty percent!
Han Minzhong sighed secretly, helpless, silently walked to his place, and then sat down, waiting for the movie to be shown.
Next to him, there happened to be two white men, Jack and Jason.
Moments later, when it's time for the show, a light lights up on the screen, which quickly spreads across the screen, and then the beginning of the film appears.
"Hell, it's actually a costume film!" Jack immediately screamed.
Although the Chinese films died one after another in the American imperialist film market, although they failed, they still made many elements of Chinese films enter the impression of the American imperialist people.
For example, costume films, kung fu, etc.
In "The Sunflower Treasure Book of Smiling Proud Rivers and Lakes", the kung fu of the martial arts masters is very awesome under the treatment of special effects, and the dazzling effects such as volley flight, sword qi and horizontal across, and finger killing are vividly displayed.
If it had been released in the seventies and eighties in the United States, such a film would have made the people of the United States exclaim, "Wow", "Cake buyers", and "God", and then contributed a considerable box office.
But alas, it's 2017, and the people of the U.S. imperialists are used to this kind of super kung fu, so it's no wonder.
Therefore, although the kung fu in the current 3D version of "Smiling Proud Jianghu: Sunflower Treasure Book" is very good, no one in the theater expressed surprise, but most of them said, such as Jack.
"Failed!" Han Minzhong sighed in his heart, and then pondered: "Telling ancient Chinese stories and martial arts stories to the American imperialists is basically playing the piano to the cows, and if you want to conquer them, you have to rely on kung fu movies." ”
The most brilliant and well-known thing in Chinese movies is only kung fu!
Other Chinese elements such as cheongsam, folding fans, lanterns, couplets, calligraphy, etc., the American imperialists will not pay attention to them soon, except for looking at them freshly.
Only Kung Fu never goes out of style!
Han Minzhong didn't think about science fiction films, because there are no science fiction movies in Huaxia at all, and some are just pseudo-science fiction. Compared with the American imperialists who rely on science fiction films to conquer cities around the world, it is weak. Over time, the theme of science fiction has gradually tended to die in China.
"Haha...... This actor is quite cute...... And this elementary school girl, it's so naughty......" Suddenly, Han Minzhong heard a burst of happy laughter.
Han Minzhong turned his head and looked, damn, it was actually Jack.
Han Minzhong glanced at him incredulously, and a thought suddenly popped up in his mind: "Could it be that it can create a miracle?" ”
But soon, his thought was extinguished, because in the theater, except for Jack and Jason, most of the other audiences were busy with their own things, most of them hugged each other, there were men and women, women and men, and men and women, and Han Minzhong was in a cold sweat.
I rub it, I can make love when I watch the movie of fighting and killing, this is naked ignorance!
Han Minzhong endured the torment in his heart and barely finished watching the movie, because he wanted to ask Jason and Jack how they felt about watching the movie.
"Hey, Jason and Jack, can you ask what you think of this movie?" When they went out, Han Minzhong stopped the two of them and said, "You can call me by my English name John, I am one of the producers of this movie." ”
"Oh, it's amazing to meet the owner of a film company. Hello, my name is Jason. Jason smiled and reached over to shake Han Minzhong's hand.
"I think we should find a place to sit down and then talk slowly." Jack said with a smile.
"Of course." Han Minzhong nodded without hesitation, in fact, he wanted to strangle Jack to death in his heart, this guy's cheeks were too thick, and he actually hinted that he was in for a treat.
Find a place to sit and talk slowly, and think about it with your toes to know what it means, nothing more than a treat.
Later, Han Minzhong invited the two to drink coffee in a coffee shop on the street.
"I think this movie is quite good, on the surface it is full of action and entertainment, funny and cute male lead, naughty heroine, debauched snake exorcist, etc., but in fact, it is an allegory about the corrupt nature of bureaucratic society......" While drinking free coffee, Jack opened his mouth to talk about his feelings about watching the movie.
"Yes, I think so too."
Jason also spoke, agreeing with Jack's point: "In the film, only those who have great power will take the tome at any moral cost, but the weaker and more oppressed the more moral and principled, they think honor and loyalty are far more important than the tome." ”
Listening to the comments of the two, Han Minzhong did not show the slightest abnormality on the surface, but there was a burst of joy in his heart: "These two cups of coffee are worth it!" Maybe saved! ”
Han Minzhong felt that he should report to Stephen Zhao and then increase the funds for publicity...... (To be continued......)