The dragon king's cry came from far and near, loud, hollow, and terrifying.

Long Kebu, Yan Xiaotong, Ximen Yaoming, Shangguan Wusu and others who had already fallen asleep were awakened one after another.

When they came out, they saw that Yan Xiaokai and Long Xiaoyu were already standing in front of the gate, and several people didn't think much about it, thinking that the two of them were awakened by the crying and came out to inspect first.

The dragon king who came crying, finally arrived in front of the gate at this time, and as soon as he saw Long Kebu, he immediately knelt down, fell to the ground and howled: "Uncle Abu, Uncle Abu, Uncle Abu~~"

Although Yan Xiaokai had seen such a formation, he couldn't help but be taken aback. Yan Xiaotong and Shangguan Wusu, who saw it for the first time, were even more staggering.

Long Kebu hurriedly stepped forward to help him, and asked urgently: "What's the matter, what's the matter!" ”

The dragon king didn't get up on the ground, but just hugged Long Kebu's leg and cried miserably, "Uncle Abu, Uncle Abu, my life is so bitter, so bitter!" ”

A mighty man actually howled out the smell of a resentful woman, and everyone was very convinced.

Long Kebu finally couldn't help it, and shouted: "Get up, kneel like this again, I'm going to beat people!" ”

Although the dragon king couldn't cry, he finally stood up.

Long Kebu shouted: "Say, what is the matter? ”

The Dragon King said: "I ......"

Longke preached: "What are you? Your daughter-in-law has been taken away again? ”

The Dragon King shook his head, "No! ”

Longke preached: "Who's that?" ”

The dragon king said: "It's my father!" ”

Long Kebu asked suspiciously: "Your father let people take it away?" ”

Everyone sweated profusely, and the kidnapping of his daughter-in-law said that it was a bit of a gesture, but what did his father have?

The dragon king shook his head again and again, and then cried again, "No, it's my father who has passed away, my father has passed away!" ”

Everyone: "......"

Long Kebu was stunned for a while, and then asked faintly, "When did you leave?" ”

The Dragon King said: "Just now! ”

Long Kebu asked again: "Is it painful when you leave?" ”

The dragon king shook his head, "I ate three bowls at dinner, and I fell asleep after eating, and I walked in a sleep, and my mother slept until he was out of breath in the middle of the night, so she hurriedly called me." ”

Long Kebu sighed and said: "Your father is two years older than me, and he can be regarded as a long life, so he was so happy when he passed away, it can be regarded as a happy event!" Okay, you hurry up and go to Zhang Luo to do something! ”

The dragon king wiped his tears and hesitated, "But ......"

Long Kebu's brows tightened, "You have no money again?" ”

The Dragon King muttered his head and said in a low voice, "Yes! ”

As soon as these words came out, Yan Xiaokai and Shangguan Wusu couldn't help but look at the Dragon King, because the last time his daughter-in-law was rescued, they personally handed over 300,000 US dollars to his daughter-in-law, which is equivalent to more than one million RMB, and the money was spent in just three months?

Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but say, "Didn't we give your family a lot of money before?" Is this running out? ”

The Dragon King nodded weakly.

Yan Xiaokai said suspiciously: "How did you spend it?" ”

The dragon king said resignedly: "After the money was exchanged, there was a little bit of more than two million, I sent 500,000 yuan to my daughter-in-law's house, and then repaid all the debts I owed before, and spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to build a new house, and then bought an off-road vehicle, and bought some saplings from the dragon girl, wrapped a barren mountain, and then, and then ......."

Yan Xiaokai asked, "What are you doing next?" ”

The dragon king's voice was so low that he said: "Then I went to the neighboring village to play a few games of cards, and the money was gone!" Also, I still owe 20,000 yuan. ”

Yan Xiaokai was completely speechless at this time.

After Long Kebu heard the worst, he directly beat him, picked up a broom by the door, and hit the Dragon King without a head, "You are a loser, you really have medicine and can't be saved, I will kill you, I have to kill you today!" ”

The dragon king was beaten and rolled around crying in front of the door, Yan Xiaokai and the others watched, and no one went up to persuade them, because everyone thought that the dragon king should be!

It wasn't until Long Kebu was weak and tired of fighting, and stopped there panting for breath, that Yan Xiaotong stepped forward and said, "Patriarch Long, you can get rid of your anger, this is still waiting to do something!" Death is great, and it should be buried in peace! ”

Long Kebu sighed, and then returned to the house, and when he came out, he already had a stack of money in his hand, and handed it to the Dragon King: "Hey, I only have three thousand yuan, you can do it yourself!" ”

Although the dragon king was a little too little, he still took the money and knelt down and kowtowed to the dragon guest cloth.

Long Kebu waved his hand very impatiently: "Okay, okay, don't pretend to be here with me, get out of here!" ”

The dragon king quickly stood up, and prepared to leave.

Yan Xiaokai's heart suddenly moved, and he hurriedly shouted: "Dragon King, slow down!" ”

The Dragon King stopped suspiciously and looked at Yan Xiaokai.

"Wait a minute!" After Yan Xiaokai said a word to him, he quickly pushed Long Ke aside, lowered his voice and asked, "Hey, old guy, what are you going to do with the funeral here?" ”

Longke preached: "What else can I do? Shoucai is a long time ago, please relatives and neighbors to help build a funeral shed, buy a banquet, invite monks to fast and chant the scriptures, please advocate hands to play gongs and drums, please eight immortals to dig holes, carry Shoucai, rich, do three days and three nights, eat nine meals, no money, eat a meal, bury early the next morning......"

Shangguan Wusu, who was on the side, couldn't help but say when he heard this: "If you want to invite so many people, is 3,000 yuan enough?" ”

Longke preached: "If it's not enough, there's no way, I only have so much!" ”

Yan Xiaokai rushed to Shangguan Wusu and waved his hand, obviously signaling her not to intervene, and then asked Long Kebu again, "Don't you need firecrackers?" ”

Long Ke preached: "Of course firecrackers have to be fired, but with this little money, it's good to be able to get all the people together, how can you have spare money to buy firecrackers." Not to mention firecrackers, the three-eyed firecracker can be passed if it can be fired a few times. ”

The three-eyed firearm is a short firearm in ancient times, made of iron or crude steel. It is shaped as a combination of three bamboo-shaped single guns, and each tube has a small hole on the outside. When using, add gunpowder to the gunpowder tube, fill the steel ball or cast iron block, crushed iron sand, etc., add a fire cap at the small hole, and knock the fire cap towards the stone and other hair tables when used, detonate and fill the gunpowder to send the projectile out of the gunpowder, and the three guns can take turns to hit. At the end of the three-eyed firecracker, there is a handle seat, and wooden poles of different lengths are installed to hold it to ensure the safety of shè hands.

The Three-Eyed Firebolt was common in ancient times, but it was too close to a bow and crossbow, and because the reloading speed was too slow, it was forgotten that it did not have much development prospects. However, the three-eyed firearm has survived in the folk to this day, and the people use the three-eyed gun that only contains gunpowder and does not contain cast iron balls as a tool for exorcism, scaring evil spirits, funerals, etc., similar to the role of firecrackers, which is the most common in rural funerals.

Yan Xiaokai heard Long Kebu talk about the three-eyed firearm with an amazing sound, and his heart suddenly moved, "You also use three-eyed firearms for funerals!" ”

Longke preached: "I have been using it. ”

Yan Xiaokai was overjoyed after hearing this, and almost laughed out loud, but at this juncture, it was obviously not suitable, so he could only nod and say, "Okay, very good!" ”

Long Kebu said angrily: "Everyone is dead, what else is there to do?" ”

Yan Xiaokai didn't answer, just took out his wallet and took out all the cash, about more than two thousand, it didn't feel enough, so he asked Shangguan Wusu, Ximen Yaoming, Yan Xiaotong and others to ask for a little, a total of eight thousand yuan, and then handed it to the Dragon King and said: "It is not easy for the old man to live in his life, this funeral is the key point, buy more firecrackers, especially the three-eyed firecracker, you must put it more." ”

After the dragon king took the money, he nodded gratefully and thanked everyone.

When he was leaving, Yan Xiaokai told again: "Remember what I said, that three-eyed fire gun, you can put as much as you can, and you can make as much movement as you can, so that the old man can walk beautifully and decently." ”

The Dragon King agreed, "Okay, okay, I'll let people put it every fifteen minutes." Nine rings at a time. ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded with satisfaction and waved his hand: "Go and get busy!" ”

After this guy left, several people felt that something was wrong, Yan Xiaokai was obviously not a warm-hearted person, at least there was no reason to be so enthusiastic about the funeral of the Dragon King's father.

The so-called there must be a demon when something goes wrong, Long Kebu immediately came up and asked, "Boy, what tricks are you doing?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said lightly: "What else can you do, do good deeds, and accumulate public virtue!?" ”

Long Kebu rolled his strange eyes and said, "You would be so kind?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said without modesty: "I've always been so kind-hearted!" ”

Long Kebu's strange eyes rolled repeatedly, "You don't come, hurry up and say, what do you want to do?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Really don't do anything, let's prepare and start working!" ”

Long Kebu asked suspiciously, "What are you busy with?" ”

Yan Xiaokai said: "Cooperate with the Dragon King and make his father's funeral more important!" ”

Long Kebu was still confused, looking at Yan Xiaokai inexplicably.

Yan Xiaokai originally wanted to explain in detail, but when he saw that Shangguan Wusu's eyes were already shining, and he looked like he was stopping, he said: "Wusu, since you have already guessed, then you can tell them!" ”

Shangguan Wusu explained in detail, "Although the three-eyed firearm has no power, it has a huge sound, one shot and three shots, like a thunderstorm, Yan Xiaokai's meaning is obviously to use the sound of the lighter for this funeral to use the sound of the firearm as a cover, and cooperate with the sound, detonating those mines in the Yuexiangzhi minefield." As long as the time is coordinated properly, it will create the illusion of the same sound, not to mention the border guards, the South Vietnamese army, and even the Miao people in the cottage may not know what is going on! ”

Everyone suddenly realized, Long Kebu smashed his palm, "Yes, why can't I think of this!" ”

Yan Xiao smiled, "If you want to get it, then you will be the protagonist, do you still need to play tricks?" ”

Long Kebu was choked and blew his beard and stared.

When the Dragon King was busy preparing for the funeral, Yan Xiaokai and others also went up the mountain to start preparing.

This time, Long Kebu finally made some contributions to those Yue Xiangzhi, that is, he took out the **, detonator, and fuse used to open the mountain before for Yan Xiaokai's use.

At the beginning of the funeral of the Dragon King's father, the three consecutive rings of the three-eyed fire system shook the earth and announced to the Miao people of the entire cottage and the nearby villages that someone had passed away.

At the same time, Yan Xiaokai and others on the mountain also detonated mines one after another with the sound of the three-eyed fire system.

At the beginning, Yan Xiaokai couldn't fully grasp the time difference, and there was a slight delay, which sounded like the echo of the three-eyed fire system in the mountains, but as time passed, the rhythm of the sound was gradually mastered by him, and the sound of the detonating mine and the sound of the three-eyed fire system began to synchronize.

But even so, the movement of the Yen Sha Tun cottage still attracted some attention, the sky has not yet begun to lighten, the South Vietnamese army and the border guards have sentinels to inspect the situation, see that the cottage is holding a funeral, there is no special situation, sneak around and quietly left.

At nine o'clock in the morning of the next day, when the funeral of the Dragon King's father was still in full swing, Yan Xiaokai had already detonated all the mines in the Yuexiangzhi minefield.

After the detonation was over, Yan Xiaokai used the detector to go in and scan the search, and made sure that there were no mines, which was finally completely relieved.

After clearing all obstacles, the dust has finally settled.