Are you sure I was born?
Li Mingyuan has been following his father to L&M for an internship since he was three years old.
At that time, he was sitting in the corner of the conference room, and he couldn't even understand what his father and uncles and aunts were saying.
But because my father has explained before, he should be quiet and not noisy, he can read villain books or draw, but he can't talk and move around at will, just like in class.
So he sat quietly in the corner, either reading villain books or drawing, concentrating on his ambition.
Later, he would raise his head and quietly listen to what the adults were saying, and although he didn't know what it meant, he could feel the atmosphere.
The only thing that annoys him a little is that those aunts like to hug him, sometimes they will pinch his cheek and say that he is so good-looking, cute and handsome, and sometimes they can't help but kiss him secretly.
Once, he heard an aunt whispering to herself while kissing him,
"ISN'T THIS AN INDIRECT KISS WITH MR. LI!"
"Auntie, my mother said that you can't kiss casually if you're not married." Li Mingyuan raised his little face and returned with a serious face.
The other party suddenly made a big red face.
Later, as soon as the meeting was over, he automatically walked to his father's side, because then the aunts would not hug him or kiss him.
Of course, another advantage of following my father to work in the company is that his aunts and uncles will give him a lot of snacks, and he can always come back with two large bulging pockets every time.
He doesn't like snacks, but his sisters love them, and he wants to bring them back.
But then my father said that you can't just take other people's things.
He asked his father, how can I take other people's things casually?
Dad looked at him and replied, you have to pay to get the corresponding return, for example, you help Dad get a book, Dad gives you a dollar, this is the dollar you have paid for your labor and earned back, not just a dollar taken with Dad.
Later, on the floor where L&M's president's office is located, Li Mingyuan can be seen busy.
Because he can't just take other people's things, he has to pay the corresponding labor in exchange.
So when someone gave him a snack, he first asked, "Auntie, can I do something for you?"
If the other party says no, he will wave his hand and say, Dad said that you can't just take other people's things.
Then one of my sisters gave him a lollipop and asked him to help her with one thing, which was to help her give it to his dad after work.
Li Mingyuan accepted the lollipop and the gift.
It wasn't until he came back from work that Li Mingyuan took the gift to his father from his small backpack!
"Dad, a gift from my sister for you!"
"Which sister?"
"It's the sister with long hair and the new arrival!"
Li Mingyuan did not open the wrapping paper but stuffed it back into his son's schoolbag, and explained,
"Don't help your dad receive gifts in the future, your mom will be unhappy."
"Will Mother Weishenme be upset?"
"Because your mother didn't receive a gift!"
So the next day, Li Mingyuan sent the gift back, and told the sister with a serious face,
"Dad said, if you only give Dad a gift, if you don't give Mom a gift, Mom will be unhappy!"
The sister's face flushed.
Li Mingyuan also returned the lollipop and continued,
"Dad said that if you don't do anything, you can't collect lollipops if you don't do things!"
Then he ran back to the president's office.
Since then, there has been no zaijian this sister.
Li Mingyuan was still fun when he was young, and he was already very good at talking when he walked.
And learn things quickly.
has a high sensitivity to numbers, coupled with the Li family's intentional cultivation of him, so at the age of seven, his mental arithmetic speed has exceeded that of ordinary computers within five digits of addition and subtraction.
It's just that as I get older, I don't know if it's because I'm shy or what, but I don't like to talk anymore, and when I don't need to answer, he just smiles.
Lin Xiaoxi sometimes nagged for a long time, and her son would reply to her a few words.
Sometimes she even wondered if her son wasn't listening to her at all, but when she asked, her son actually repeated it word for word.
Lin Xiaoxi almost had an illusion, is his son a robot!
The IQ is definitely very high, but how do you feel that you don't have any energy!
This situation was not until one time later, when she returned to her parents' home with her seven children.
The eldest four children are already sixteen years old, the middle two are eleven years old, and the youngest is only eight years old.
But this did not affect them to dig sweet potatoes together in an organized and disciplined way to roast them by the stream.
That's why they like to come to their grandparents' house.
It's a lot more fun than at home.
Once, Lin Xiaoxi saw that his eldest son had been digging in the ground, and he didn't know what he was digging, so he immediately asked puzzled,
"Mingyuan, what are you doing?"
"Dig sweet potatoes!" Li Mingyuan raised his head and glanced at his mother.
"Where are the sweet potatoes here?"
"Didn't you? I dug here when I came here last year! Li Mingyuan asked a little blankly.
Lin Xiaoxi was directly speechless.
I planted it last year, and it has already been dug up at the end of the year, who will stay until now, not to mention that this year there is no red sleeves here, and green beans are planted instead.
"The sweet potatoes have been dug up a long time ago, and now they are planted with green beans!"
"No wonder I think the leaves are a little different!" Li Mingyuan muttered.
Lin Xiaoxi's head is 10,000 words crows flying over, what kind of freak son did she give birth to!
The IQ is amazingly high, but the EQ is speechlessly low.
Another time, Lin Xiaoxi took a few children to visit relatives' houses.
Mother Lin went grocery shopping.
Father Lin was in the clinic outside, treating people.
He was left alone in the house.
Wait for Lin Xiaoxi to come back with a few children and prepare to make lunch.
I heard my eldest son Li Mingyuan say,
"Mom, I'm already cooking the rice, just wait for the stir-fry."
Lin Xiaoxi was almost moved to tears.
Her eldest son can actually help cook, it's really raining!
That's better than his father!
The president of her family is a gentleman who stays away from cooking, which is very bad and inferior!
So when he heard his eldest son say this, Lin Xiaoxi couldn't help but hug his eldest son and kiss him.
"Mom, what are you doing!" Li Mingyuan wiped his cheeks and said with some astonishment.
"Son, you're so handsome, you can actually help your mother cook."
"It's nothing, it's just a gesture!"
Waiting for Lin Xiaoxi to enter the kitchen, he fried all the dishes at noon and turned on the electricity. Talk.
I saw electricity. There was some rice in the pot, and I hadn't even washed it, let alone water, and the electricity was not plugged in.
What kind of cooking is this?
Does my son think that cooking rice is just putting rice in the rice cooker and it will cook automatically?
Did his son think too advanced about the function of the rice cooker, or did he think too simple about the process of cooking?
At noon that day, they delayed lunch by an hour because the meal had not yet been cooked.
Since then, Lin Xiaoxi has known that his eldest son is a complete idiot in life.
Fortunately, he was born in the Li family, with a housekeeper, a nanny, and a cook, who helped him do everything well, and he basically lived a life of clothes and food to open his mouth.
Otherwise, with his ability to take care of himself, he would have starved to death a long time ago.
Lin Xiaoxi thought that after a period of education, his eldest son would improve.
So when he was in college, he directly helped him pack his luggage and sent him to a bachelor apartment to live independently.
A week later, when Lin Xiaoxi went to see his son, he thought he had walked into a garbage dump.
On the tea table in the living room, there are a lot of leftover lunch boxes, and flies are flying, and the bedroom is messy.
She almost didn't throw up.
The eldest son was nowhere to be found.
Hurriedly called the eldest son. Where's he?
Eldest son in electricity. On the other end of the conversation, he said pitifully that in his school library, he hadn't been back to the apartment for two days, because he couldn't find the key, so he hadn't taken a shower or changed his clothes for two days!
Lin Xiaoxi almost had the urge to stuff his eldest son back into his belly, redevelop the embryo and give birth to it healthily, so as not to drag down this civilized society!
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Haha, the four treasures are too cute birds...... What kind of girlfriend do I want to give to Sibao, who has no ability to take care of himself?