Chapter 880: Grandma's Big Stroke
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"Are you fooling a child......" Yue Lingshan pointed to the nose of Daoist Yun Zhongzi and said dissatisfiedly.
"Haha......" Yunzhongzi Daoist Haha smiled, "Although it is not hit, it is not far away......"
"It's this sentence again......" Yue Lingshan pursed her lips, "A broken old way, and he is quite biting the words, so he makes a ...... of mystery."
"hahahaha......" Yun Zhongzi Taoist suddenly became even happier, if it was a modern big girl who said this about him, he would definitely be unhappy, because modern girls have been influenced by the Internet all year round, and they are all relatively dark, but Yue Lingshan is different, Yue Lingshan is an ancient thinking, the ancient way of cultural transmission is too primitive, the little girl is in modern times, in fact, it is no different from the soil bun, it sounds good, the little girl is very pure.
"I don't know how the fight went......" Zheng was more worried, because she also found out that it was her husband who had just given the order, what does this mean?? This shows that those tall alien warriors are all husbands, and if they lose the battle, won't the husband have no face, men, isn't life just for a face? ?
"Don't worry......" Zheng Dongfang smiled faintly, "This time it's just a test of the waters, there are 40 million soldiers like this in our family......"
"Uncle Zheng......" Nie Canglong glanced at Zheng Dongfang, "Didn't you just say 30 million?" ”
"It's normal...... Zheng Dongfang smiled proudly, "Let's talk about this kung fu, my Divine Kingdom population has multiplied a little, and the more people there are, the more martial arts wizards, let me tell you, wait two more hours, maybe my soldiers will be more than 100 million......"
"You are amazing...... Nie Canglong gave Zheng Dongfang a thumbs up, "You are simply a soldier......
"Haha......" Zheng Dongfang was immediately happy, "There is no way to do it." I used to play Red Alert a lot, and my favorite thing to play was to explode soldiers......"
"Come on...... Nie Canglong waved his hand, "Uncle Zheng, you soldiers, you have to restrain them, don't let them harm the earth, otherwise, I will have an opinion on you......"
"Don't worry......" Zheng Dongfang smiled confidently, "I am their god, what do I let them do." They'll do whatever they want......"
"That's it......" Nie Canglong took out a palm-sized little wolverine, "This is a bio-type space door, leading to a magical shijie, use it for you......"
"Canglong, Uncle really didn't misunderstand you......" Zheng Dongfang hurriedly took the little wolf lamb over, and then Ma Yu'er's blood recognized the master, "You are the brightest, I dare to say." If it weren't for your edification, your daughter-in-law would definitely be an iron rooster with no hair, and if you want to take advantage of her, you will be ...... in the next life."
Uncle Zheng ......, "The girl doesn't know when she's coming back." Are you talking about me? ”
"Huh??" Zheng Dongfang saw Aunt Qin's grandmother appear, and her legs were weak at that time, "Didn't Grandma go back to the villa?" ”
"Little green snake ......," the girl dragged a blue-haired girl behind her, "Introduce you to someone." This blue-haired girl, do you look a little familiar?? ”
"Huh??" Nie Canglong frowned, "It's quite familiar." Especially this blue-haired ......"
"Hello......" The blue-haired girl glanced at Nie Canglong, her little face turned red, and she stretched out her hand, "My name is Boomer, and I live in the capital of the West......
"Uncle's ......" Nie Canglong exclaimed, his body was crooked, and the whole person fell to the ground with a chair, "Boomer?? ”
"What's wrong??" The girl pursed her lips, "Boomer is a genius beautiful girl, the chief scientist I selected, and I will preside over my Yixue Research Institute in the future, specializing in scientific and technological ......."
"Yixue Research Institute??" Nie Canglong got up and glared at the girl, "When did you build the research institute?" ”
"Just ......" the girl pursed her lips, "Technology is to progress, rest on its laurels, and what awaits in the end is destruction, our science and technology must be updated unremittingly, and only in this way can we keep up with the pace of the times......"
"Really??" Nie Canglong frowned, "Aren't we having an exchange?" Do you still need this?? ”
"Look at you, this person ......" the girl rolled her eyes, "Yi is indeed quite powerful, but we humans can't always rely on it, right??" Over time, isn't it just putting the cart before the horse, making Yi the master of mankind? ? ”
"It's also ......" Nie Canglong nodded, "The development of human beings must not rely entirely on Yi ......."
"Brother Nie......" Boomer pouted, "Don't you like me?" It's been a long time since they had their hands stretched out......"
"Hmm......" Nie Canglong shook hands with her, "I like you very much, you have to work hard in the future, and use practical actions to make everyone like you......"
"Hmm......" Boomer nodded vigorously, "Brother Nie, don't worry, I won't let you down......"
"Ahem......" The girl coughed twice, "Little Green Snake, do you see these black-haired beauties behind me??" After introducing you to Boomer, it's time for me to introduce you to my Chin Kar Wai......"
"Don't tell me......" Nie Canglong looked at the group of black-haired beauties behind the girl, and the corners of his mouth began to twitch, "Your Qin Jiawei is a Saiyan ......"
"Did you guess it......" The girl was immediately happy, "I visualized a total of 100,000 Saiyan beauties to form the Qin Family Guard, how about it??" It's a big deal, right?? ”
"Yes......" The corners of Nie Canglong's mouth twitched, "It's a big deal, there is no man here, after they die, your guard will be gone......"
"I've studied the bloodline of Saiyans, and they're more excited, so it's easy to transform when stimulated, and the strongest Super Saiyans are just equivalent to the pinnacle of land immortals, so I decided to let them integrate into the human beings on Earth and improve their bloodline, at least the tail behind the ass can't have ......," the girl said lightly.
"This ......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "Isn't it true that when you let the computer design their bodies, they won't make their tails hidden?" ”
"I'm going to study pure-blooded Saiyans, what do you want to optimize??" The girl rolled her eyes, "Besides, if I haven't studied the Saiyan bloodline, how do I know where to optimize it?" ”
"This is also ......," Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "but there are so many Saiyan beauties." What are you going to do with it?? Our men on the earth may not be able to lower their ......"
"I don't know if others can hold it down, anyway, I know you can hold it, and I prepared them for you, how about it?? Am I interesting enough?? The girl said triumphantly.
"Aunt Qin...... Nie Canglong gritted his teeth at that time, "If you want to kill me, just say it, it was only ten just now, and now it's 100,000??" Do you really want to grind me into a toothpick?? ”
"I mean......" the girl rolled her eyes, "and you can grow some food in their fields with your seeds, and one shot will be enough for them for ten years." Also toothpick brother?? Let me tell you, except for the chief and deputy captains of the Qin Family Guard, no one else can touch anyone without my consent......"
"Whew......" Nie Canglong breathed a sigh of relief, "But it scared me to death......"
"Now that technology is so advanced, there is no need for that cumbersome way to reproduce...... "The girl pouted and said.
"It's going to be a thing...... Nie Canglong breathed a sigh of relief, "I don't feel like it's appropriate." If I have so many seeds at once, how can I be embarrassed?? I'm even better than Chuanxi......"
"Don't worry......" the girl rolled her eyes, "I'll let your Saiyan offspring live on other planets and not let them stay on Earth." After all, this Saiyan is too impulsive, and with your bloodline, there is no upper limit to the eight achievements of destructive power......"
"I feel...... It's still not very suitable...... "Nie Canglong is still quite entangled, isn't this treating himself as a ...... What's that??
"What's wrong with it??" The girl rolled her eyes. "Do you still want to do it for real?? I'll tell you, this is 100,000, and you'll be ground into a toothpick......"
"No......" a black line appeared on Nie Canglong's head. I mean, I can't give people any guarantees, what am I doing to harm people?? ”
"I'm afraid you don't know yet, do you??" The girl pursed her lips, "These Saiyans are a fighting people, and they are not very interested in that aspect of things, as long as they are allowed to fight, they will be satisfied......"
"Uh......" A cold sweat suddenly broke out on Nie Canglong's head, "This matter, do you have to use me?" ”
"Who's but yours??" The girl pursed her lips, "These Saiyans, no one but you are convinced, you let them use someone else's, it is better to kill them, besides, you will be a dream, won't it be over??" Let me tell you, have you seen these Saiyan beauties?? When I visualize, I fully take into account your preferences, there is no muscular woman, they are all slim and explosive, even the face shape, it is very, very perfect, what is it for?? Aren't you afraid that they will give birth to monkeys and bring shame on your old Nie family? ? ”
"What you said sounds good......" The corners of Nie Canglong's mouth twitched, "One hundred thousand, you let me die......"
"This is the Fighting Nation??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi looked at a large group of Saiyan beauties, "All of them are weak willows and support the wind, how do you look like ...... who can fight?"
"You know a fart ......" the girl glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao, "Their strength has grown into the bones, looking at the weak willow Fufeng, if you don't practice to refine the Void Harmony Dao, they can pick you up with just one of them......"
"That's ......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi nodded, "Don't look at them as thin and weak, but in fact, they are full of qi and blood, and if they fight alone, Lao Dao is really not necessarily their opponent......"
"Dao Chief, what does this mean......" Zheng Dongfang glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief, "They beat you in groups, you are not afraid??" ”
"Look at you...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi rolled his eyes, "How do you speak??" Fighting alone is not an opponent, if it is a group fight, will Lao Dao still have his life? ? ”
"Then who did you show that disdain just now??" Zheng Dongfang pursed his lips, "What is the weak willow to support the wind, and what is not like a ...... who can fight?"
"I mean, they don't look intimidating, you think, if they're covered in muscles, then if they stand there, the average person will be ......stunned," said Yun Zhongzi Dao Leader angrily.
"That's ......," Zheng Dongfang nodded. That's true, but there is also an advantage, that is, it is easy to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger......"
"Okay, okay......" The girl waved her hand, "Little Green Snake, I'm actually here to inform you now, you will soon have at least 100,000 sons, you have to be mentally prepared, and also, give me a life planet, specially used to raise your son......"
"What did you say??" Nie Canglong's eyes widened at that time. "You repeat what you just said......"
"What are you staring at with such big eyes??" The girl pursed her lips, "You don't understand me, do you?" ”
"I don't think I've ever dropped a seed??" Nie Canglong was immediately entangled.
"You've been happy with Su Su so many times, isn't it easy if I want to get some seeds??" The girl rolled her eyes, "I'm afraid you don't know yet, do you??" Your seeds are very active, and if exposed to the air, they can live for at least a year or two, and if the environment is right, it is not impossible to keep them for a thousand or eight hundred years......"
"I ......" Nie Canglong suddenly didn't know what to say, and casually took out a little wolverine. Threw it to the girl, "This is the space gate of the living planet, you can take it, I'll tell you." In the future, if there is such a thing as a prelude and then a prelude, I will also learn from you and give you a prelude before playing......"
"Let's go......" The girl caught the little wolf lamb and didn't pay attention to Nie Canglong at all. led Bulma and the Saiyan beauties back to the villa directly, and this time they went back, and everyone found the tails of the Saiyan beauties. The tail was exactly like a monkey's tail, far from a fox's tail.
"Canglong, you are blessed......" Daoist Yunzhongzi looked at Nie Canglong and laughed evilly, "Many sons are many blessings......
"Dao Chief......" Nie Canglong glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang, "I found out, you are very annoying, no wonder Xiaojun is not soft at all when he repairs you, I used to wonder, you said that you are also a person who runs to the third, why doesn't Xiaojun know that he respects the old and loves the young??" Now, I've finally figured out why......"
"Haha...... "Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief Haha smiled, "Lao Dao is such a person, let me tell you, not only you, but every male land immortal is the life of many sons and many blessings......"
"Okay, okay......" Nie Canglong waved his hand, "I don't have time to listen to you preaching feudal superstition here, hurry up, is there something wrong??" If it's okay, what should I do......"
"It's okay, I'll go collect the corpse in a while......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Leader pouted and said.
Shout......
As soon as Yun Zhongzi Dao finished speaking, one after another streamers fell, turning into a big man from another world.
"Great Lord, live up to your mission, humble Arras leads your apostles to exterminate all the infidels......" The majestic man led by him knelt at Zheng Dongfang's feet and kissed Zheng Dongfang's boots reverently.
"How many casualties do we have??" Zheng Dongfang asked lightly.
"Except for fifteen who fell halfway and were trampled on by everyone and injured, there were no casualties on our side...... "The strong man hurriedly said.
"Not bad......" Zheng Dongfang nodded, "Didn't disappoint me......"
"Defend the glory of the Lord to the death......" the mighty man shouted.
"Swear to defend the glory of the Lord ......" As soon as the powerful man spoke, the other other big men from the other world also fell to their knees with a thud and shouted wildly.
"Is this religion??" Nie Canglong was quite surprised, "It's so terrifying......"
"Religion should be so terrifying...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi lowered his voice, "For example, our Taoism has almost no binding force on believers, so it doesn't have much influence in all dynasties, but it's not extinct either......"
"I've heard that many emperors are followers of Taoism...... Nie Canglong glanced at Daoist Yun Zhongzi and said.
"That's not Taoism...... "Yun Zhongzi Daoist pouted, "That's the side door left way, our Taoist believers, the main thing is to cultivate the inner and outer Dan, the inner Dan is to prolong life, and the outer Dan is the ...... of cultivating the mind."
"Huh??" Nie Canglong was stunned, "What do you mean?" Wai Dan is a cultivator?? ”
"Of course......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang nodded, "The Inner Dan is the Three Treasures of Refining Essence and Qi Gods, and the Outer Dan is to burn lead and smelt mercury, and if you cultivate the Inner Dan, you can prolong your life and even live forever, and refining the Outer Dan is mainly in controlling the heat, and if there is a slight deviation in the heat, then it is not to eat the elixir that can make people soar, but the heavy metal poison pill......"
"That's quite reasonable......" Nie Canglong nodded, "It's really not an easy task to control the fire......
"Wai Dan is a kind of thing, within our Taoism, generally no one dares to eat it...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi sighed, "That thing, don't look at it sometimes Cheng Dan, but who knows if the reaction is complete??" What if there is a residue? Lead and mercury are both heavy metals......"
"Then you are lacking in virtue enough......" Nie Canglong was immediately surprised, "What are you refining if you don't eat it?" ”
"We don't eat, but there are many people who want to eat, although we are monks, but the monks also have to eat, if we don't eat, won't we starve to death?? This sells Dan, it is also an entry ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief said with some embarrassment.
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