The penalty wine is not good, and the free Coke seems to be the same.

When the Jialing motorcycle drove forward, the BMW behind finally didn't catch up.

Yan Xiaokai and Ximen Yaoming returned to Rubu Village very smoothly.

When he entered from the village from afar, Yan Xiaokai saw that his new house had been completed, a two-and-a-half-story villa-style small building, with pink and white tiles pasted on the outside, red glazed tiles on the top, a large flat courtyard on the first floor, and a terrace on the second floor.

Seeing this house, Yan Xiaokai was very relieved, because his parents had worked hard all their lives and could finally live in a spacious and comfortable new building.

The motorcycle drove forward, and opened the door straight to the door of the new house, but when I walked in, I found that although the house was renovated, it was still empty, and it was obviously not lived in, so I turned back to the old house.

"Dad, Mom, I'm back!"

As soon as he entered the yard, Yan Xiaokai shouted, but when he walked to the door, he found that his house was very lively, and the uncle, the second uncle, the fourth aunt, the fifth uncle, and the sister-in-law all came to the house.

Seeing these vaguely familiar faces, Yan Xiaokai was a little stunned.

No one asks about the poor in the downtown area, but the rich have distant relatives in the mountains, and he remembers that these relatives never came to his house before!

Yan's father and mother saw Yan Xiaokai come back, both surprised and happy.

Yan's mother pulled her son, who hadn't seen her for more than half a year, and was a little excited and didn't know what to say.

Father Yan stood at the door and didn't say anything, just looked at his son lovingly and slightly seriously.

Yan Xiaokai shouted again, "Dad! "Mom!"

The two elders agreed separately, and Yan's mother saw that her son's clothes were white and yellow, and Ximen Yaoming next to him was the same, "How did you get this?" Fell into a mud puddle? Xiao Ming, how many times did my aunt say you, don't drive a motorcycle so fast! ”

Ximen Yaoming couldn't cry or laugh, "Auntie, we didn't fall into the mud puddle, we were splashed by someone else's car, and this motorcycle is not ......"

"Ahem!" Yan Xiaokai coughed lightly at the right time, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, there's nothing to say about this!" ”

Father Yan stepped forward and said, "Kaizi, your uncle, aunt and aunt are here, hurry up and go in and call someone." ”

To tell the truth, these relatives are not very pleasing to Yan Xiaokai, because when the family was not good before, it was very difficult for his brothers and sisters to go to school, and Yan's father and mother also borrowed money from these brothers and sisters in addition to saving food and inspection, but except for the uncle to borrow a little, other relatives did not have a son, and later Yan's father used the loss-making two fish ponds as collateral to borrow some money from the rural credit cooperatives to barely provide Yan Xiao to open most of the university.

However, out of politeness, Yan Xiaokai shouted again as an uncle, second uncle, fourth aunt, fifth uncle, and sister-in-law, and then asked his father quietly, "Dad, is there anything good about being so lively?" ”

Father Yan said: "Ming'er worships the ancestors, your sixth uncle is also on the way back!" ”

Yan Xiaokai suddenly realized that this season happened to be the day of repairing graves and shoveling grass, but when it came to the sixth uncle, who was only a few years younger than his father, his brows furrowed.

The sixth uncle left the village very early, went out to wander, and later married a local lady in Shencheng, and took the hukou out of Lang, took root in Shencheng, and also had a small family business, there are two seven- or eight-story houses over there, it is said that just collecting rent, there are tens of thousands of yuan a month, but this sixth uncle in Shencheng's home, Yan Xiaokai's memory has only been to once, that is, when he just got the university admission letter, because he couldn't make up the tuition, his father took him there, hoping to borrow some money to pay the tuition first, However, in the end, he still failed to return, what is the reason, Yan Xiaokai can no longer find it in his memory, and only vaguely remembers that he and his father encountered a bunch of cold eyes and ridicule from that snobbish aunt, not to mention the two hundred yuan of travel expenses back and forth, and wasted two snakeskin bags of local products.

People are warm and cold, and the world is hot and cold!

If people are willing to borrow money, that is human favor, and if they refuse to borrow, that is the truth.

For these relatives, who can be said to be the closest relatives, Yan Xiaokai can't say that he dislikes them, but he can't say that he likes them.

After a few perfunctory words, he walked out of the courtyard and farted with Ximen Yaoming, who was checking the broken motorcycle.

When the two were chatting happily, Ximen Yaoming's eyes inadvertently glanced at the head of the village, his face changed, and he scolded angrily: "Grass, is this still ghostly?" ”

Yan Xiaokai raised his eyes and found that the BMW X3, which had fought fiercely on the road just now, drove into the village, and drove towards his own house, and his brows couldn't help frowning slightly.

Before the car drove closer, there was an excited and exaggerated exclamation from the sister-in-law, "Look, whose car is that, is it the sixth brother's?" ”

Relatives immediately gathered around the door and gossiped.

"It's him!"

"Yes, I've been in this car!"

"See, it's our eldest nephew Aki who is driving!"

“……”

Listening to these joyful calls, Yan Xiaokai and Ximen Yaoming looked at each other, and then their faces turned bitter gourd-shaped.

Ximen Yaoming said: "Brother, if I guess correctly, I'm afraid that the water will rush to the Dragon King Temple this time!" ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded weakly.

Ximen Yaoming said again: "Brother, if I guess correctly, this time you are in big trouble, because it is the Dragon King Temple that you rushed." ”

Yan Xiaokai nodded weakly again.

Ximen Yaoming said weakly: "Brother, if there is nothing wrong, can I withdraw first?" I made an appointment with a few customers to buy crab ......"

Yan Xiaokai stared, "You dare?" ”

Simon Yaoming: "Uh......"

Yan Xiaokai said: "Xiao Mingzi, let me ask you, who is your boss?" ”

Ximen Yaoming's heart jumped suddenly, and an ominous premonition fell from the sky, so he didn't want to answer at all, but under Yan Xiaokai's obscenity, he had to answer, "Then do you still need to ask?" It's you! ”

Yan Xiaokai asked again: "Then let me ask you again, what should you do when the boss is in trouble?" ”

Ximen Yaoming said: "Insert the boss twice." ”

Yan Xiaokai's eyes sank, "What?" ”

Ximen Yaoming hurriedly changed his words: "Two horses were inserted for the boss!" ”

Yan Xiao smiled and nodded with great satisfaction.

Looking at his expression, Ximen Yaoming suddenly felt very sad, what kind of sins did he have to create in his previous life, so that he would keep up with such an unscrupulous boss in this life?

After a while, the BMW X3 really rode in front of the old house.

Although Yan Xiaokai, the young man who got out of the car, was very unfamiliar, Yan Lao Liu, who came down from behind, and the aunt with the sharp beak and monkey cheeks, Yan Xiaokai was deeply impressed.

Although the two brothers in front of the motorcycle had bitter faces, the people of the Yan family were happy, and they rushed up to greet them, shushing the cold and asking for warmth, and then welcomed the three of them into the house.

As they walked through the courtyard, Yan Lao Liu's family's footsteps suddenly faltered, and their faces invariably appeared with anger, because they saw the golden motorcycle.

The young man who was driving, that is, Yan Xiaokai's cousin Yan Ji, whom he had never met, immediately bared his teeth and rushed over when he saw Yan Xiaokai and Ximen Yaoming, "Bastard, it's you!" ”

For the enemy, Yan Xiaokai has always been decisive in killing. But the person in front of him was a relative, Yan Xiaokai was really embarrassed to start, so he took a step back decisively, stretched out his hand and pushed Ximen Yaoming up.

"Brother, don't bring such a trick!" Pushed up, Ximen Yao turned his head to look at Yan Xiaokai very resentfully, but his hands and feet were not slow at all, one hand slammed back, and the other grabbed the fist that hit the back of the head, and then the horse sank, and his hand was ......

"Don't squeak" There was a muffled sound, and Yan Ji was thrown to the ground by a crisp over-the-shoulder fall from Ximen Yaoming.

The sudden upheaval made a group of relatives and friends stunned, and when Yan Ji got up and roared to fight again, the Yan family had already rushed forward one after another, blocking the two sides.

After a lot of persuasion, everyone went into the house, and it took a lot of talk before everyone figured out what had happened.

For a while, everyone looked at each other, and in the end, except for Yan's father and mother, everyone's eyes were focused on Yan Xiaokai's body, obviously their opinions were very unified, and they wanted Yan Xiaokai to apologize.

Yan Xiaokai had no expression on his face, and turned a blind eye to the eyes of a group of relatives, but Ximen Yaoming next to him was so angry that he stopped in front of Yan Xiaokai, "What do you think my brother is doing?" If it weren't for this turtle grandson splashing us all over the mud, would there be such a thing? Look at my suit, look at my pants, look at my hat, the whole set is scrapped! ”

Everyone looked at him, but he had a stylish white top hat, a white suit, and white narrow pants, which had been contaminated with sewage, and had become black and white, like a Dalmatian dog.

As soon as Ximen Yaoming's words fell, Yan Ji had already jumped up, pointed at him and scolded: "I TM said who is the turtle grandson, you have the ability to say it again." ”

Ximen Yaoming did not show weakness, raised his head and chest, and said in a voice supporting his waist: "You are a turtle grandson, you are a turtle grandson, don't say it again, it's the same if you say it a hundred times, you are ......"

Hearing this, Yan Xiaokai's face finally became a little unnatural, because Yan Ji's surname is Yan, and his own surname is Yan......

was very helpless, but Yan Xiaokai couldn't help but say nothing, "Xiao Mingzi, shut up!" ”

Ximen Yaoming said very aggrievedly: "Brother, it's obviously their ......"

"That's it!" Yan Xiaokai snorted lightly, glanced around at everyone, and then fell on Yan Ji, "It's okay for me to apologize, but he must apologize to us first." ””

The room was silent for an instant, and then Yan Lao Liu's woman and sixth aunt broke out for the first time, "Let's apologize first, why are you?" You deserve a countryman like you? How unreasonable is that......"

The honest Yan father heard that this was not pleasant, and opened his mouth to say, "This matter...... Well, I think forget it, everyone is a family, and if you make a fuss, it will only make outsiders see the joke......"

Before his words fell, the sixth aunt, who had always felt good about herself, had already interrupted him in a weird way, "Forget it? We were almost killed by these two rabbit slaughterers just now, and you said that's it, you said it was light! ”

These words made Yan's mother's face darken, Yan Xiaokai is her heart, she can beat or scold, but she can't tolerate half a sentence from others, but in front of so many people, she still endured it.

Who knew that the sixth aunt of Lu Dao did not give up, and continued to scold: "Such an uneducated son of a ruined family, I don't know how Lu Dao was born......

"Old Sixth, what did you say?" Yan's mother was finally seriously stimulated, and she broke out at once, looked directly at the sixth aunt and said, "This matter, my family is indeed wrong, but isn't your family Aki wrong?" If he could drive honestly and not splash other people's water, would there be such a thing? My family has always been honest, but the mud man also has a three-point temper, you see him two bodies of muddy water, if others also pull such a body on you, don't you get angry? Say we're uneducated? Where's your Aki? If you don't forget it, what are you going to do? Report to the police station? Or do you want to call the village chief? ”

Not to be outdone, the sixth aunt screamed and scolded, because the scolding was too ugly, so I won't describe it one by one.

The Yan family saw this and quarreled again, and there were already more neighbors outside the hospital who heard the sound and looked at the probe, Uncle Yan stood up and said: "Don't quarrel, this matter has been revealed like this, everyone is a family, is it worth arguing about such a little sesame mung bean?" Ming'er will worship the ancestors, so that you are like this today, and tomorrow you are embarrassed to stand in front of the grave of your ancestors? Okay, okay, you women, and these juniors, all give me a stop. ”