After listening to Zhou Hu's words, Liu Sanpao was so angry that he almost jumped up, pointed at Zhou Hu and said, "Damn, what are you talking nonsense about, how can Lao Tzu have those things here?" Lao Tzu wants to sue you for slander, Zhou Hu, you kid is too much of a thing. ”

"Hey Lao Liu, I'm not a thing? I think you have bad intentions, right? You say that I am such an idealistic, educated, disciplined and moral promising young man, and you don't teach me to be good, and even encourage me to go to Miss, what do you think? ”

Seeing that Liu Sanpao was so angry that he trembled, Zhou Hu stepped forward and patted him on the shoulder cordially, sighed and said: "Brother Sanpao, in fact, my brother also wants to try what it tastes like, but if this matter is known to my father and Taigong, there are only two results." ”

"Oh, what's the result?"

"The first is that they beat me to death."

"Oh, what about the second?"

"The second is that I was beaten to death by them."

Okay, Lao Liu has the heart to die at this time, and now he really didn't make a fuss with a fox, and he won't be able to get scared in front of this kid in the future, it's just fatal.

Seeing that Lao Liu Yan had died down, Zhou Hu's eyes rolled and said mysteriously: "Brother Sanpao, seeing that you take care of your brother so much, I will give you some good things, but this matter must not let my second dog brother know the way, that is his lifeline, do you know the way?" ”

As soon as he heard that it was Zhou Yu's lifeline, Lao Liu suddenly healed the scar and forgot the pain, and asked with bright eyes: "What is a good thing, tell Brother Liu about it?" ”

"Well, you wait a while, I'll go to the car and steal one for you." After saying that, the kid ran away.

A few minutes later, Zhou Hu came back with an immortal grass and secretly handed it to Liu Sanpao. said in a low voice: "Brother Sancang, this thing is called Immortal Grass." The old generation called it the god grass, why the gods. Because it's an aphrodisiac!

Let me tell you, if a man nibbles on this thing, it will definitely be alive, and that thing will become taut and hard, and with this thing, all the impotence and premature ejaculation will be gone, just wait to be a big man.

Brother Sangun, this is you, I wouldn't risk my life to steal this thing out of another person, my second dog brother dug up three trees in the old forest, and our brother and sister have one tree. ”

That's a good thing. Don't eat, look at the appearance and look similar to the man's words, what to eat, what to eat, although Zhou Hu is a little unreliable, but Lao Liu still believes in his own vision, so he didn't doubt Zhou Hu.

For such good things, men have always refused to come, let alone Liu Sanpao, who is still so rich? At this time, Lao Liu looked at Zhou Hu's big face, how did he think that the young man was handsome.

"Huzi, my good brother, my brother won't say anything. By the way, how do you eat this thing? ”

"Oh, it's okay to eat it in four times like this, and you won't fall down overnight."

Zhou Hu seemed to understand everything, and pointed at Liu Sanpao unceremoniously. But I was about to laugh in my heart, this fat man dared to pry himself to find Miss, and if he didn't get some immortal grass to cure him, he didn't know what the Dao would be like next time.

However, Zhou Hu is not unaware of the importance of the road. Just told Lao Liu to eat a quarter of a whole root, and it was estimated that the medicine would come up and run three or five miles. Of course, the premise is that you have to soak in cold water for a while.

After the two of them sneakily laughed together for a while, Zhou Yu and Liu Yunfei also finished ordering. So the four of them came to a private room and began to eat.

The wine is Wuliangye, the dish is the delicacies of the mountains and the sea, but at the request of Zhou Hu, a roast suckling pig was added. Zhou Hu is a fragrant roast suckling pig, a mouthful of mellow Wuliangye, and at the end of the mouth, he has to rinse his mouth with lobster soup.

As for Liu Sanpao, he didn't feel sorry for these three guys fighting local tyrants at all, they were all their own brothers, so they had to be entertained, but Lao Liu's mind was not here, and when he thought of the round and long immortal grass, his lower abdomen was hot.

"From one night to dawn, how many years have you not been so brave? No, you'll have to eat the immortal grass later, and it is estimated that the effect will be the best when it is dark, well, you have to recharge your energy in the afternoon, and strive to have a night tonight until dawn! Lao Liu said longing in his heart.

After eating and drinking, several people sat together and sipped tea, Zhou Hu looked at the two empty wine bottles of Wuliangye on the table and pouted vigorously, and looked at Liu Sanpao and Liu Yunfei as a pain, I don't know what this master wants to do.

"Hey Huzi, you kid can say whatever you want, don't be so disgusting."

"Oh, nothing, I just want to see this empty bottle, by the way, it's expensive, isn't it?"

"Of course it's expensive, don't you dare to drink it, it's more than a thousand yuan for a bottle." Liu Sanpao said with a toothache. "Alas, it's so nice to be rich, anyway, I can't afford to drink this wine, by the way, this wine is similar to Moutai, right? Do we have Moutai here? ”

Liu Yunfei and Liu Sanpao couldn't stand this kid's upside down, Lao Liu rubbed his forehead and said helplessly: "Huzi, you see that my eldest brother and your third cannon are not young, and this comprehension ability has decreased a lot, what do you want to say, can you explain it clearly, don't play dumb riddles with your brothers anymore, okay?" ”

Zhou Yu didn't speak at this time, and sat on the chair and laughed in his heart. On the way to the provincial capital, Huzi said that this time when he saw the two big brothers, he had to bring back the Moutai wine he won in the last bet, even if he didn't come back, he had to come back at least half of it. So as soon as this kid finished eating, he began to pull on Moutai.

"Alas, the two eldest brothers are really noble people who forget things, do you remember the earth-shattering gamble of the three of us on Phoenix Mountain? It was really thunderous, and the wind and clouds changed color because of it, and the plants and trees were amazed. In that gamble of the century, the two of you lost 30 bottles of Moutai to me, can this matter? ”

"Damn, isn't it just that one person lost thirty bottles of Moutai, as for saying it so evilly? It's also fucking thundering, if there is really thunder, you have to beat this kid twice first. Liu Sanpao and Liu Yunfei thought in unison.

"Damn, I said that your kid is an empty wine bottle and Wuliangye, and his feelings are trying to lead to Moutai. Thirty bottles of Moutai will be delivered later, I only have one request, from now on, you kid will keep your mouth shut and don't say a word, okay? If it doesn't work, Lao Tzu won't give you a bottle. Liu Sanpao was furious, and said viciously.

"That big brother of the three guns, the last sentence is Ha, just one sentence, can you replace the general Moutai in it for Wuliangye for me? I just drank this wine and thought it was good, and it didn't go up at all. ”

"Master Tiger, I'll call you a master, okay, let's not say okay? As long as you don't speak now, I'll add five more bottles of Wuliangye to you when you leave later, and I'll agree to your request just now, okay? ”

Zhou Hu covered his mouth all of a sudden, and didn't dare to say a word, just nodded vigorously.

Seeing that Zhou Hu covered his mouth and stopped talking, Liu Sanpao and Liu Yunfei finally breathed a sigh of relief, and chatted with Zhou Yu about Phoenix Mountain again. When they heard that Zhou Yu had signed an intention to build a road and receive electricity, the two were even more happy for him, chattering that they would have to go over to see if they had time, and their hearts were full of expectations for the development of Phoenix Mountain.

When the three of them were chatting, Zhou Hu covered his big mouth with his two hands, looked at them with big eyes, and his eyes were dripping and rolling, making the three of them so awkward, Liu Sanpao had to cancel the kid's ban again.

After chatting for a while, I saw that it was already past two o'clock in the afternoon, and it was time to leave. Zhou Yu helped Zhou Hu, who was a little tired, into the car, and Liu Sanpao asked people to bring thirty-five bottles of Wuliangye and thirty boxes of Moutai to load them into the car.

Zhou Yu said a little embarrassed: "The two eldest brothers are really embarrassed, you see that our tiger can't speak, why don't you move back with this wine?" ”

"Okay, okay, you kid better drive well, don't pretend to be good people with the two of us here, don't make Huzi do it today, these are all taught by your kid, you two guys don't have a good person."

"I relied on Brother Sanpao to wronged me, you say how honest and kind I am, how can I do such a thing? Everything is Huzi's own idea, okay? Don't lose dozens of bottles of good wine and make me angry. Zhou Yu said aggrievedly.

"Okay, I'm wrong, can't I? Damn, my head is big as soon as I see you two now, and the wine is finished, and I don't have anything to worry about here, so let's go, drive slowly, and get home before dark. By the way, Huzi drank a lot today, you should watch him well. ”

Zhou Yu nodded, opened the car door and entered the cab, at this time Zhou Hu had fallen asleep in the seat in the second row, snoring, Zhou Yu was afraid that he would fall and stopped him with a seat belt, and then waved goodbye to the two brothers and drove away.

After Zhou Yu and the brothers left, Liu Sanpao pulled Liu Yunfei to the conference room, and said with a smile: "Lao Liu, I'll get you something good, don't say I'm stingy anymore in the future." ”

"Oh? Got something good? Three cannons, this is the first time I've known you kid for so many years. ”

"Damn, if you don't bury me, you'll die?" As he spoke, he took out the immortal grass from the cabinet by the wall.

"What is this?" Liu Yunfei couldn't help but be a little curious when he saw this thing, and asked.

"Lao Liu, this thing is called Immortal Grass, what's the matter, just listen to this name, you can know what the role of Lu Dao is, right? This thing is a baby, the nickname is called Shencao, the aphrodisiac effect is leveraged, as long as you eat a quarter of this root to ensure that it does not fall overnight, it is really the best for men. ”

Liu Yunfei's eyes lit up, and he asked excitedly: "Three cannons, how many of these things do you have, quickly get me two, and I will make up for it." ”

"Damn, you think it's a cabbage, and one mouth is two? I only have one in total, and it was stolen from me by Zhou Hu's kid at the risk of his life. Liu Sanpao pouted and said. (To be continued......)