【826】 The correct posture for playing the game
Since it is called the "throne room", it is impossible to have no throne inside.
For a long time, I naively thought that only chairs made of alternative materials such as stone, steel, thorns, and bones could be lined with the word "throne".
But the chair under Amy refreshed my view of shijie and life.
The chairs of Pooh and the members of the 1st and 2nd teams, from the back, are a square cup-shaped, easy to sit on, and they are also high-end and high-end, but compared with Amy's own chairs, they become stalls with a big discount for jumping off the building.
Amy's seat doesn't look like a seat from the front or from the back! On the other hand, when viewed from the side, it looks like a scorpion with its tail spines bent forward!
The main structure is a distinct "C" shape when viewed from the side, and the armrests used to place the arms extend outward from the main structure like a scorpion's double pincers, and as Amy dishonestly adjusts her sitting posture back and forth, this near-futuristic chair resembling a desert jade scorpion uses the internal microcomputer to feel the changes in stress, and constantly fine-tunes itself to a more suitable shape for the occupants.
Isn't this an ultra-luxurious computer chair invented by the Japanese and only a concept model? I remember the demo video was only black! You're white jade, it's custom-made! I must have paid a lot of extra money!
Also, if I'm not mistaken, the upper part of the C-shaped chair, the end of the "scorpion tail thorn", should be connected to three computer screens! That's how it can show the jishu feeling that stands out from the crowd! The computer desk and the computer chair are combined, and this design concept alone makes the majority of otaku drool - but Amy, you bought this kind of chair back, and Weishenme can't see those three displays?
If you look closely, you've been torn down! There are obvious signs of transformation on the scorpion tail! Because you're not used to this kind of design that is ahead of the times, have you removed the best parts? Tyrannical creatures! Having spent at least $70,000 (I've seen offers for the black model online), did Zuihou just buy a chair that was more comfortable to sit on!
The scorpion tail suspension display screen of the "Jade Scorpion Throne" is the most essence and the most scientific and technological place, and it was castrated by Amy just because the size of the three display screens is too small, so it is better to buy an inner curved computer desk of the same color, and then put a large monitor on the table, so it returns to the routine of ordinary people playing computers.
After I was allowed to enter the throne room, I saw her jade scorpion throne that could be used directly to practice the Sunflower Treasure Book, and I couldn't help but ask Amy, "Where did you put the suspended display screen that was removed?" ”
Amy replied disapprovingly, "I was going to sell scrap, but then Dr. Yu said he was useful, so he gave it to him." ”
I strongly recommend people with lofty ideals who are engaged in the environmental protection industry of waste collection, hurry up to the VIP building of Qingzi School Park to collect waste products, as long as you have patience, it is not a dream to make a monthly profit of more than 10,000! If you can persevere and defeat other competitors who come to collect scrap, even if you can't become the scrap king, you will at least become a martial arts/cultivation master in the Yuan infant stage, and you can barely deal with the middle and lower level chengguan.
"What are you doing? Come next to me and I'll show you what a master is! ”
Amy beckoned me to sit on the small leather round stool next to her, the kind of round stool that matches the bar and dresser, although the grade is not low, but compared to Amy's Jade Scorpion Throne, it is almost the level of Maza.
There are only two of the same round stools in the throne room, one on the left and one on the right side of Amy—as if Amy were the queen here, and the only people who are qualified to serve the queen here are the lady-in-waiting (Pooh) and the chancellor of the palace (me).
When I sat down, I realized that Amy had taken off the work clothes she had worn when she came back from the studio and had changed into a very casual outfit before I came in.
No, I'm afraid it's too casual, like this...... It's just whether the pajamas are good or not! Amy, who was lazily leaning on the throne, wore only a translucent pajama that was only waist-length!
Even though the dress-style pajamas were black, the skin inside was still visible, making my brother blush.
Because of the color and transparency of the pajamas, it is impossible to determine whether Amy is wearing underwear or not! At least I didn't find another bra strap next to the two thin suspenders that strangled Amy's shoulders! Amy, are you wearing a suspender bandeau or is there an internal vacuum at all!
As for the other part where there should have been underwear, I didn't dare to look in that direction at all, for fear that I would see something wrong.
That one...... My sister can't be so undisciplined, right? Don't you wear a bra and panties in front of your brother, just put on a tulle translucent nightdress on the outside of your bare body, right? I do hear that some otaku girls will "play naked" games when it's hot, and if Amy really has an internal vacuum, then she can be considered "half-naked" now, right?
The reason why we are so nervous is not unrelated to the magic glass in front of us.
The scientific name of magic glass is "one-way transparent glass", and when viewed from the direction of Amy and me, it is transparent, and from the direction of Pooh and the rest of the team, it is an opaque mirror.
Inside the throne room, surrounded by magic glass, there is a sense of the invigilator sitting behind the lectern table, watching the candidates.
And compared to the invigilator, Amy and I are invisible, and the "courtiers" of the Golden Blitz team are monitored by the "queen" all the time, but they can't see what the "queen" and "prime minister" are doing behind the magic glass.
Not only can it not be seen visually, but even the sound is transmitted in one direction, the sound from the outside is transmitted by the speaker without reservation, and the internal sound can only be transmitted by Amy's head-mounted microphone.
Being in such an "enchantment"-like space is inexplicably a little unsettling, as if I am playing the role of some kind of voyeur.
And my sister's large-scale attire, against the panoramic view of the activity room shown to me by magic glass, showed an extra bad feeling, as if she had been put on public display.
But I knew in my heart that people from the outside world couldn't see the inside of the magic glass, not to mention that Amy was suspected of wearing only one pajama, and even if she really stripped naked and "played naked", it was impossible for other team members to find out.
My sister! Amy, are you so stressed in the entertainment industry! The day before yesterday, I found out that you were stealing potato chips in the Walmart supermarket, and today I found that you were wearing a huge amount of clothes to play games, don't you really "play naked"! You have so many bad hobbies at such a young age, what do you want me to do with you!
"Pooh, get ready to start, remember not to steal someone's head with me!"
Amy pressed the turn on button of the headset microphone behind her left ear and commanded the entire team in the activity room.
"I see! Miss Amy, please be careful! ”
Pooh replied imposingly outside.
Although Pooh couldn't see through the magic glass, Amy nodded subconsciously, and then—she put her feet on the computer desk.
I thought she was just relaxing before the battle, and I was afraid that the white lace skirt of her black nightdress would slide down due to weight and angle, exposing her contents below her navel in front of my eyes.
Even if Amy was wearing panties, it was a terrible sight, not to mention maybe not at all......
But after the game entered the hero selection screen, I realized that Amy was not relaxing before the game at all, in fact, she was planning to play this game of League of Legends with her feet at all!
Even the equipment on her computer desk is specially set up to play e-sports games with her feet!
I just found out that although there are keyboard and mouse trays under the computer desk, and valuable keyboards and special mice for games have long been prepared, Amy is not ready to use them at all, and what Amy is going to use is a dark blue trackball embedded in the center of the computer desk!
What a cheat! As a close relative of the mouse, trackballs may have unique advantages in some drawing fields, but when it comes to playing games, they are simply scum!
Even if your trackball has been specially modified by Dr. Yu, it is suitable for you to use the ball of your left foot to rotate, and use the toe of your right foot to control several buttons, including movement and skills, which is generally quite ergonomic......
But I still have to say: are you full! I know your toes are small and nimble enough to use your TV remote without stress, but it's a competitive game! Your feet can't be more flexible than your hands!
I'm blind! You lean back and "lie" comfortably on the Jade Scorpion Throne, while your two straight, slender legs stick out from under your nightdress and sit lazily on your computer desk, controlling the trackball and basic buttons with your left and right feet...... This is the correct posture for playing League of Legends! How much you look down on your opponents! Your level is already so pitted, what a shame it must be to be defeated by you with your feet like this!
"Welcome to League of Legends!"
A female voice in the computer-synthesized style sounded, and it didn't take long for Amy to enter the official game screen after choosing a hero with her feet.
"You haven't learned this skill yet."
Sure enough, Amy misoperated as soon as she came up and used the hero's ultimate, but fortunately, her hero was just level 1 and hadn't learned the ultimate, so she had the hint above.
"Cut, it's not difficult at all." With her hands behind her head, Amy basks in the sun on a chaise longue on a Hawaiian beach, comfortably manipulating the character with her two little feet.
I was so shocked that it took me a few seconds to react.
"Amy, did you use your feet when you used to play games with Pooh and them?"
"No," Amy replied nonchalantly, "I got Dr. Yu on this trackball, and I think it's more comfortable to play the game like this." ”
"In other words, is today your first 'kick'?"
"So what?" Amy pointed to a glass of juice with a straw on the computer desk, "Give me blueberry juice, it's not sweet enough, but it's okay......"
I've lifted the Golden Blitz team, and I'm going to be more than lucky today.
The main force Ren Peng is not there, although Fan Chuan's strength is not bad, but he has not run in with the first team, I am afraid that the cooperation between each other will not be perfect, and the team members, including Pooh, I am afraid they don't know that the team boss who made them tired and anxious to vomit blood in the past was ingenious and played the game with his feet today......