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Niu Er walked down the street alone, fiddling with a few coins in his hand. Cha! I ran out in such a hurry that I didn't even bring my wallet. These coins were carried around as hidden weapons.
Alas! The losers called her and she didn't come, if it weren't for the fact that she was practicing the 100-day magic skill, she would have to run back to make her feel better. Hum!
When I think of the 100-day miracle, I have more than 20 days when I pinch my fingers, alas! How can you survive with 80 days? It's not easy to mix up this day without a woman!
I rub! As soon as I had a thought, the little brother reacted, no! Let's think of something else! Ah! Hit Hu Dahai's ass today, it is said that although Hu Dahai's kung fu is slightly inferior to the elder of the Dharma Hall of Shaolin Temple, it is almost impossible to dodge. In this way, if he faced those elders alone, he should be able to divide the victory and defeat. Not to mention, my kung fu is really improving by leaps and bounds. Hey! Your sister's! I guess I'm a genius!
As I was walking, I suddenly looked up and saw a group of elderly people coming out for morning exercises, and fitness teams were formed one after another, boxing, sword practice, and aerobics. There is also a person who plays with some gadgets alone and walks around the corner. Some are holding two fitness balls in their hands, and some are holding two walnuts in their hands and rubbing them. It is said that this thing is flexible in finger training, and many people like it.
I rub! This uncle actually has two eggs in his hands! Rub and rub and click! Eggs are broken! Turned around and found a stone bench to sit down on, and peeled off the skin of the egg. Cooked! … I took out another bag of pure milk from my pocket, ate eggs, and drank milk! Your sister's! This little day has passed, moisturized!
Suddenly, an uncle with a bird cage in his hand came over, and the wax in the cage was very happy, and it could be seen that the uncle was very proud and proud.
"Ha Lu Ha! Old grandson! Bring out your wax again! This bird really loves to call, and it sounds good! Several uncles next to him immediately surrounded him. They all praised the bird's beautiful call. That uncle was even more angry.
At this time, another one came, carrying a cage in his hand, and there was a starling in it! Pure black starlings! It is said that this kind of bird can speak, and sure enough, this starling shook his head and looked left and right, and when he saw someone, he said: Good morning! Good morning!
"Wow! This starling is really amazing! Niu Er was curious and walked over.
"Alas! Lao Li! You're a good starling! Learn to say hello! Really a good starling! People say that pure black starlings are smart, and that's right. Come! Reward you with a few melon seeds to eat! Several old men next to him immediately turned around the starling, and one of them even took out melon seeds and fed them to the starling.
The old grandson who was holding the wax next to him was unhappy, and he was praising his lap just now, why did he go around the starling when he turned around like this? Isn't it just a matter of saying two sentences? What's so good? It won't sound so good!
The old grandson was unhappy, but he also came over. Shake the bird's cage and say, "Lazi! Shout out twice to everyone! ”
"$$$$" This starling was really obedient, and he jumped up and down, and the call was really good.
"Chirp birds... No meat to eat! Chirp birds... No meat to eat! The bird had just called a few times, and suddenly the starling next to him shouted.
"Hahaha!"
"Hahaha!" The onlookers immediately burst into laughter. The corners of Lao Li's mouth twitched at the corner of his mouth, proud!
"Hey! Lao Li! How can you teach this thing this? Aren't you innocent and can't get along with me! The old grandson was unhappy and shouted at Lao Li.
"Hey...... Oops! This...... I didn't teach this, this is my grandson...... Teasing the starling, just say that. Who knew that it would learn it! Hey! Old grandson! What kind of madness are you having with it!? Haha Lao Li deliberately omitted the old grandson and shouted the old grandson! He laughed hajha.
The old grandson was even more angry, and his face turned red. angrily raised his hand and pointed at Lao Li and shouted: "Lao Li! You straighten your tongue for me, and then say, who are you calling your old grandson! ”
"Straightened? You can speak with a straight tongue without turning back? Can you tell us one! Lao Li shouted unconvinced.
"Your uncle! Your uncle's! Suddenly, the starling next to him screamed again!
"Bang! All right! Lao Li! Now you two are bullying me? Cha! Believe it or not, I killed it! Lao Sun Tou was not ambiguous, and said that Starling and Lao Li were the two masters.
"Roar! If we are the two of you, then you have to call it the eighth uncle! Don't be big or small in the future! ”
"I call it Uncle Eight? You didn't take your medicine, did you? ”
"It's just right for you to call it Uncle Eight! Because your surname itself has lost two generations! Hahaha! Lao Li laughed proudly.
"Hahaha!" Several old men next to him also laughed.
"Humph! I have nothing to say to people like you! No culture, no quality! The old grandson huffed and carried the bird cage and turned around and left.
"Hey, hey! These old men are really funny! Niu Er was standing next to him and watching the fun, smiling and looking at Zheng Lai.
"Hey! You stupid boy! What to watch? Haven't you ever seen a bird walker? As soon as Lao Sun Tou turned around, he happened to see Niu Er's happy appearance, and all the anger in his stomach was on him.
"Hey! Uncle! I didn't mess with you! What are you doing here? Why are you angry at me? "Niu Er was inexplicable all of a sudden! Cha! I'm just a fun-watcher, what are you angry with me?
"What's wrong with being angry at you? What are children watching? Give you a bird, you know? The old grandson scolded.
"I really don't understand you bird! But if you scream so many times, there's nothing nice to listen to! Look at the eight of them, they can talk when they open their mouths, and they can talk a lot! How much fun! If I had asked me to buy it, I'd buy the eight! Feed...... That uncle! Does your starling sell or not? Otherwise, sell it to me! Niu Er didn't think much about it, he really didn't know how to appreciate the birds! I just thought that starling was funny, so I said so.
"Ha Lu Ha! Lad! At first glance, you are knowledgeable. However, my starling is not for sale! This is my pet! Lao Li Tou was even happier. Someone said to his face that Lao Suntou's wax is not good, but his starling is good! It's so infuriating! This old grandson made such a little bird some time ago, and he was terrible. Hum! In order to extinguish his prestige, he deliberately went to the bird market to buy this starling and came back, how could he sell it to others!
"Hey! You little! Did you deliberately find fault with it? Looking for a beating, don't you? I still need you to judge whether my bird is good or bad? Cha! The old grandson was in a hurry, and threw the bird cage to the ground with a snap, and when he came over, he grabbed Niu Er's collar.