Chapter 331: A Surprise for You

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"Giggle...... "Listening to what Qin Xiaojun said was quite funny, the young woman couldn't help but laugh, "Of course they don't have a problem with their brains, because this is originally a market, so people often come here to sell meat......"

"Selling meat??" Nie Canglong was surprised, and looked around, "Now that the meat is being sold, it has been made public??" Is it true that the government has stopped caring about such behaviors that affect the building of spiritual civilization? There are men and women, old and young, do they buy or sell?? ”

"You ......" The young woman's face was already a little dark, but she immediately turned red, and glared at Nie Canglong angrily, "Why are your thoughts so dirty??" When I say buying meat, it's not the kind in the red light district, but selling meat that can be eaten......"

"You didn't say it earlier, didn't you deliberately misunderstand us?? You don't want to tease us just because we see our little green snake being handsome and chic, right? ? "Qin Xiaojun and Nie Canglong cooperate quite tacitly.

Nie Canglong doesn't know what it means to sell meat? They just came out to have fun, of course they wanted to have fun, especially, in front of Qin Xiaojun, it was fun to have fun with a woman who was not very beautiful, and it would not make Qin Xiaojun jealous.

"You ......" the young woman's tone froze, and she glanced at the two of them, "You two, why are you so narrow??" It's so bad......"

"Just kidding......" Nie Canglong smiled, "You won't be here to buy meat too, will you?" ”

"Of course, after a day's work, if you don't eat some meat, you won't be able to get out of bed tomorrow...... said the young woman.

"Huh. Get to know me, my name is Nie Canglong......" Nie Canglong smiled and wrapped his arms around Qin Xiaojun's shoulder, "This is my daughter-in-law, my name is Qin Xiaojun......"

"Nasty. Haven't you married yet......" Qin Xiaojun twisted her body in disgust, but she didn't break free from Nie Canglong's arm.

"My name is He Lan, I used to be a tour guide, and now I am a farmer......" the young woman smiled and said.

"Seeing that you have been talking to us for so long, we are very moved, we are going to give you a surprise, guess what......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"Galanz air conditioner?? You can't be CCTV, right?? That's not right. Now the electricity can't be used, the air conditioning can't be used, and besides, I don't see your cameras...... Oh. The camera doesn't work, does it?? He Lan has obviously read the "Consumer Proposition" of the Central Second Set, and one mouth is Galanz air conditioner.

"......" Nie Canglong and Qin Xiaojun glanced at each other, both a little speechless.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I misunderstood......" He Lan was a little embarrassed.

"Good misunderstanding. It's a good misunderstanding, this shows that the two of us are still quite temperamental......" Nie Canglong smiled and said.

"I hate it, who is with you......" The girl glanced at the man. Said.

"Of course it's you......" Nie Canglong said with a hippie smile.

"Humph......" the girl snorted, pouting. Twisted his head to the side.

"Well, you just said. If you want to surprise me, can you tell me now?? He Lan looked at the flirtatious little couple, and while laughing secretly in her heart, she was also very curious about the surprise that Nie Canglong said.

"Didn't you say you had to guess?? You guess first, so it's interesting......" Nie Canglong said with a smile.

"I guess......" He Lan thought about what he needed most now in his mind, "It should be meat, demon beast meat ......"

"Congratulations, guess right, the surprise I plan to give you is the ...... of demon beast meat" Nie Canglong picked a thumbs up at He Lan with an exaggerated face, "Guess what kind of demon beast meat ...... again"

"It's either a deer or a pig, and a sheep may also ......," He Lan's eyes lit up and he said.

"Yes, you can guess this, we were originally going to give you a pig......" Nie Canglong said with a surprised expression.

"Okay, I've guessed it now, just give me the pig......" He Lan stretched out her hand towards Nie Canglong, her hand was very delicate, but there were a lot of blisters, which were obviously ground out when she was doing heavy work.

"Do you see that alley?? You walk to the mouth of the alley, then close your eyes and count three out loud, and when you open your eyes after counting, you can see the gift we gave you......" Nie Canglong pointed to a small alley not far away, and said mysteriously.

"You're not going to be human traffickers, are you??" He Lan followed Nie Canglong's fingers and looked towards the small alley, feeling quite remote, and couldn't help but be vigilant in his heart.

"Look at what you said, can I kidnap you like this?? Who's going to buy it?? Nie Canglong said dissatisfiedly.

"I'll buy it, how safe is such a girl, put it next to me as a maid, and you definitely don't have to worry about someone cheating......" Qin Xiaojun said with a smile.

"You ......" He Lan's tone froze, but she didn't know what to say, she also understood that her appearance was quite safe, if she didn't run naked with a bare ass, the return rate would definitely be miserable, but it was still a little unpleasant to lose face.

"I said do you want a gift or not?? If you don't want to, then we'll go......" Nie Canglong said, holding the girl in his arms and making a gesture to leave.

"That's right, if you don't want to, we'll go......" Qin Xiaojun and Nie Canglong cooperated seamlessly.

"Yes, I'm going out today......" He Lan struggled inwardly for a moment, and then nodded heavily, "If you dare to kidnap me, I won't let ......you go," he said, turning around and walking towards the small alley designated by Nie Canglong.

"What about being a ghost, if you become a ghost, I will take you in......" Qin Xiaojun pouted.

He Lan walked to the entrance of the alley and looked inside, but there was nothing, let alone pigs, not even people, let alone the horns of Tibetans, so he couldn't help but put his heart at ease, closed his eyes, and then shouted: "One." ”

"We're going to catch the pig now......" Nie Canglong's arm tightly wrapped around the girl's slender waist, and then his figure flashed. The figures of the two disappeared from the spot.

"Two." He Lan shouted loudly.

"Three." After He Lan finished shouting, she slowly opened her eyes, but the scene in front of her stunned her. A large white pig with a body length of about five meters and a height of about two meters and a half, with a round body fell in a pool of blood, and on its neck, there was a large mouth about half a foot deep and one foot long, which rolled over, and a large artery the thickness of a thumb was cut off. Blood was spurting outwards like a fountain.

"This is mine?? How many days do you have to eat this, it's three or four tons, right?? Looking at this big white pig lying on the ground that was taller than herself, He Lan felt that her nose was a little sore. She knew that she had met a good person, not to mention now, that is, before, three or four tons of pork. It's almost a whole year's worth of her salary, and that's plus kickbacks.

After the surprise, He Lan finally thought of Nie Canglong and Qin Xiaojun, who gave him such a valuable gift. I want to be xiexie no matter what I say, but I turned my head. But there are no more two of them.

"What a good person...... "He Lan muttered, his eyes moistened." Do good deeds without leaving a name...... No, I left my name, the man's name is Nie Canglong, and the woman's name is Qin Xiaojun, it's really a favor and I don't want to repay it, if I do it every day, no, every week...... It would be nice to meet such a good person every month......" he said, turned his head again, and looked at the big fat pig, such a fat pig, it can't be eaten at all in a week, and it's almost a month.

Now the work is heavy physical work, and there is a lot of nutrition to be supplemented every day, and people's food consumption has obviously increased.

"Oh, how do you get such a big pig home??" After the surprise, there is trouble, although He Lan's physical strength has increased a lot after the end of Shijie, but to let her drag such a big pig, it is still impossible, go home and call someone to help?? I'm afraid that when I call for help, I won't even have pig's blood left.

"What can I do?" He Lan was so worried that her brain hurt a little, and at this moment, a neighbor passed by on the street, her eyes couldn't help but light up, and she hurriedly walked a few steps, left the mouth of the alley, and shouted: "Hey, Ermeizi, come here......" and beckoned vigorously.

"Huh?? Sister Lan?? The second plum in He Lan's mouth is a young woman, about the same age as her, but whiter than her, she looks like she has a bookish atmosphere, her face is good, but her teeth are slightly outward, but if you want to talk about buckteeth, it is not counted, and when she heard He Lan's call, she walked over quickly.

"Ermeizi, help me go home and call a few people to ......" He Lan pulled Ermeizi to her side, attached it to her ear, and whispered.

"What's the matter?? In a hurry?? Ermeizi asked.

She came to buy meat, her home is not far from here, but it is not close, there used to be a bus, that is, ten minutes by car, but now, although her physique is much better than before, but walking over, she still feels a little sore feet, if He Lan is in a hurry, then she will run a trip, but if she is not in a hurry, then wait until she finishes buying meat, and then notify her by the way when she goes back.

"Hurry, 100,000 urgent, you're here to buy meat, right?? Don't worry, as long as you call someone for your sister, the meat you want is considered a treat for your sister......" He Lan is indeed a little anxious, such a big pig fell in the alley, although this alley is relatively remote, but it is not sure when people will see it, and when the time comes to shout out, so that everyone knows, then it will be troublesome, maybe a good thing will become a bad thing.

"This, how is this good??" Ermeizi was a little embarrassed, but she could get meat by running errands, and she was still happy to do this job.

"What's embarrassing?? What are you polite to your sister?? Hurry up, find a few more strong people, and if you have a cart, push the cart to ......" He Lan said.

"Okay...... Ermeizi nodded, trotted up, and went home to call someone.

Looking at the back of Er Meizi in the distance, He Lan retreated to the entrance of the alley, and looked around vigilantly, like a thief, watching every pedestrian passing by.

Nie Canglong and Qin Xiaojun sat side by side on the roof of a two-story building on the opposite side of the alley, due to the signboard, here, they could clearly see He Lan's every movement, but if He Lan didn't look carefully, he wouldn't be able to spot them at all.

They secretly watched here, firstly, they just wanted to see what kind of coke reaction this He Lan had, so they should have fun, and secondly. is afraid that helping others will not be able to harm others, and some people with unscrupulous hearts will forget their righteousness, and in order to steal pork, they will harm He Lan's life.

"Hee-hee. This person is really interesting......" Looking at He Lan's appearance as if he was facing a great enemy, Qin Xiaojun couldn't help but laugh.

"I only feel desolate...... Nie Canglong hugged the girl's waist, "I actually ...... for a little pork" In his opinion, He Lan's appearance as if he was facing a great enemy was already a very gaffe.

"Such a big pig, still called a little pork?? You are really full of men, I don't know how hungry men ......are hungry," Qin Xiaojun rolled his eyes, "We can eat meat every day, but He Lan is not necessarily." Not to mention that it is after the end of Shijie, even before the end of Shijie, giving her such a big pig can also make her crazy......"

"Hmm. You're right......" Nie Canglong groaned, Zuihou nodded, breathed a sigh of relief, and kissed the girl lightly on the face, "Listened to your enlightenment." I don't feel desolate anymore, but I feel the kind of gains and losses of the little people......"

"The gains and losses of the little people?? Are you a big shot? The girl pouted and said.

"I never said I was a big man, but I wouldn't care about a pig......," Nie Canglong said.

"That's how easy it is for you. If it's hard-won, see if you cherish it......" the girl said.

"You don't have to come easily. I cherish you for the rest of my life......" Nie Canglong turned sideways and wrapped his arms around the girl's waist. Said affectionately.

"Get out of ......" The girl was annoyed and angry, her little hand reached the man's waist, and twisted his soft flesh fiercely, "You treat me like a pig??" ”

"How can it be?? You have wronged people, you are my baby......" Of course Nie Canglong didn't dare to admit it, although he deliberately said that to tease the girl.

"The pig in He Lan's eyes, me in your eyes??" Qin Xiaojun glared at Nie Canglong angrily, his little hands were still exerting his strength, "Then I'm not on the same level as a pig??" ”

"How can it?? You are much more precious than pigs, and a hundred pigs will not be exchanged for you......" Nie Canglong said seriously.

"How many pigs are there??" The girls gritted their teeth.

"How many pigs don't change, don't compare yourself with pigs, so I'm hurt......" Nie Canglong said with an innocent face.

"I'm already hurt, you scoundrel, you're mad at me......" The girl finally got annoyed, and got into the man's arms, opened her little mouth and bit him on the shoulder.

"Oh, you're so enthusiastic, why did you take the initiative to kiss me??" Nie Canglong exclaimed in surprise and took the girl into his arms, "I can warn you, stop your hooliganism quickly, otherwise, I will shout indecent behavior......

"You villain, I'll fight with you......" The girl squeezed in the man's arms, but her small hands left the soft flesh of the man's waist, and instead attacked the man's facial features, especially a pair of ears, which were directly pulled into big ears Tutu.

"Ah, help, the woman spares my life, I don't dare anymore......" Nie Canglong pretended to cry for mercy.

"You say, you're a pig......," the girl commanded.

"You're a pig...... "The man said meticulously as the girl asked.

"You scoundrel, say it quickly, you are a pig, you are a pig......" The girl's small mouth was high, and two fingers were directly inserted into the man's nostrils, threatening.

"You are a pig, you are a pig......" Under the girl's such obscene authority, the man has long forgotten what it means to be mighty and unyielding, and hurriedly met the girl's request.

"You scoundrel, you bully me, you say quickly, you are a pig......" The girl was angry, two fingers were pulled out of the man's nostrils, and they were stuffed directly into the man's mouth, since you don't say it, then tear your mouth.

"Oh my God, do you care about hygiene??" Facing the girl's two green jade fingers, Nie Canglong hurriedly raised his head to dodge, joking, just inserted his nostrils, and then stuffed them into his mouth, which was really disgusting.

"Don't hide...... how could the girl give up?? Two fingers pressed in front of the man's mouth, "You said you were a pig, I will let you go." Otherwise...... Hey?? Why are there so many boogers? "In fact, Nie Canglong is a land immortal, how can he have a boogue? ? It can be said that there is no dirt on his body at all, and he has already cleaned up all the dirt in his body when the murderous aura in his chest is beginning to form.

"How many times have I said you're a pig?? You're not satisfied, what the hell are you asking me to say?? Nie Canglong looked helpless and pretended to be confused.

"You do it on purpose, you're a pig, you're a pig......" The girl clenched her little fist and beat the man's chest hard, "You tell me, you can say whatever I say......"

"Okay, okay, I'll say whatever you say......" Nie Canglong nodded again and again, and said with a smile.

"I'm a pig ......," the girl said.

"Yes, I know you're a pig ......" Nie Canglong nodded again and again, and said with great certainty.

"Since I'm a pig and you're human, then we're not all the way......" The girl's little face pulled down.

"What the hell is that?? If you are a pig, then I will also be a pig, you are a sow, I am a boar, and then we will give birth to a litter of piglets......" Nie Canglong hugged the girl's slender waist and said quickly.

"You're a pig?? I'm not a pig, I'm a human, and when I'm fattened up, I'll slaughter you for meat......," said the girl, pouting.

"I don't grow meat, when have you ever seen me have a small belly?? I'm the type who doesn't grow meat no matter how much I eat......" Nie Canglong said.

ps: Ask for recommendations, ask for collections...... (To be continued......)