Carrying a girl's shoe to the market felt strange to me.

In the corner of the vegetable market, I found the shoemaker uncle who was watching mobile TV, and when he saw me coming, he swept his eyes and showed a sad expression that "no one understands my loneliness".

I noticed that he was watching a football game on his mobile TV, the Chinese men's football team against a Pacific island nation that I had never heard of.

Looking at the score, I knew that the shoemaker weishenme was going to be sad.

The shoemaker took the shoes and looked at them, and said casually: "It's easy to repair, but you have to come back tomorrow to get it, I'm not in the mood today." ”

Suddenly, the shoemaker was shocked, and scolded excitedly: "I-your grandmother! It's the goalpost again! Can't you not kick at the goalpost? ”

I left the Chinese fan with deep sympathy, hoping that another heavy defeat of the men's football team would not affect him to fix the squad leader's shoes.

Next, it's time to go to the supermarket and buy snacks.

Grandpa Cao once told me that girls like snacks, probably just like boys like smoking and drinking.

Based on this, he also wanted to share with me the "Paplov Sister Method" that he learned from the Internet.

Anyone who has studied biology knows about Pavlov in the Soviet Union, and it was he who discovered the famous "conditioned reflex". In Pavlov's experiment, as soon as he rang the bell, the dog thought it was time to start the meal, and even if it was not prepared, it would drool.

Therefore, Cao Gonggong thought that he could take advantage of the characteristics of girls who love to eat snacks and practice the great Pavlov theory.

The specific implementation steps are: send snacks to your favorite girl every day until she develops a conditioned reflex, and thinks of snacks as soon as she sees you, so that she will transfer her love for snacks to you, zuihou can't tell whether she likes snacks or likes you, and you're done.

I think this is a stupid idea, and the most important part is how to get her to accept your snacks, right? If she hates you, she won't even accept your snacks.

Now I'm ordered to buy snacks, and the thought of the squad leader and celery eating the snacks I bought makes me feel a sense of superiority.

Buy as many as you can, and try to pick something that looks delicious.

Maybe it's because I ate dinner cooked by two girls, so I want to get them something to eat too, right?

Since primitive societies, giving food to each other has been a basic human etiquette, which may have been imprinted in the genes.

I don't want to practice some "Paplov's sister method"!

Speaking of which, I still have the "big carrot" jihua that has not been implemented.

Originally, today was a good opportunity to pretend to pursue the squad leader in front of Xiaoqin, and let Xiaoqin die for me.

But I'm here to visit the patient, and if I continue to stimulate Xiaoqin, she may do something to the squad leader.

So let's save it until next Monday, and suspend the execution for these two days.

I was thinking crankily as I walked among the two rows of lilac trees on North Red House Street.

Some buds have already bloomed purple petals, giving off a soothing scent.

At this time, there are many uncles and aunts walking on the street and walking their dogs. When they saw me, they all looked like they were thieves, and only their dog would rub against my leg.

A young man walked in the distance, very conspicuous among the uncles and aunts.

He lowered his head as if thinking about something annoying, gritting his teeth and frowning from time to time, his face distorted, as if there was an invisible person who kept bursting his chrysanthemum behind him.

But in all fairness, he's not ugly, at least he's better than me, and if a well-dressed girl puts her arm around him, people around him will comment that the two are a natural pair.

Walking on the street alone on a big weekend, his expression is so convulsive, is it because he was dumped by his girlfriend?

Wow hahahahaha, I'm so happy! This is the retribution of falling in love! Judging by the way you look, maybe you are the same year as me, at most a year older than me, right? I call you puppy love, I call you pickled girl! It's over this time! Life is better than death, and all thoughts are lost!

I was gloating, only to find the man who came out of the shadow of the lilac tree, wearing an army green jacket.

Moreover, he has a good physique and is about the same height as me.

This guy fits people's description of underwear thieves! It won't be so coincidental to me yujian, right?

He kept looking down and didn't notice me, and when he passed me, I deliberately bumped him on the shoulder.

He looked up angrily, and we both stopped.

I suddenly noticed that this face was so familiar.

With sword eyebrows and sideburns, a tall nose bridge, and firm lips, no matter how you look at it, he is a heroic and good man who will never betray the revolution.

But as soon as he saw my face, his face immediately turned pale.

Panicked, cold sweat flowed, as if he had seen a ghost.

His frightened face reminded me of who he was!

Isn't this the boss of the peaked cap, the leader of the riffraff five-person group under the river bridge who was flattened by me, the little boss!

Is it just a coincidence? A few days after I beat you, the underwear thief started moving, and you were about the same size as me, and you were wearing a jacket......

Is it true that you are an underwear thief?

Didn't the cap say that you feel a lot of pressure to be a gangster, so you wash your hands and quit the rivers and lakes?

Just quit the rivers and lakes! That's it! You are more shameful than those white-collar workers who go to the supermarket to make instant noodles!

It's just that you steal underwear, you dare to look so similar to me on this back! First, the whole face, sawed off a few vertebrae and then came out to commit the crime! You came out directly to steal underwear, and I have been wronged by my classmates!

Look at me if I don't beat you today, your mother doesn't even know you!!

As soon as I swung my fist, the little boss Jun (since he has withdrawn from the rivers and lakes, it may be more appropriate to call him an underwear thief or stormtrooper in the future) turned around and ran, which is estimated to break the 100-meter shijie record.

How can the prey that collided with him make him fly? I chased after me, shouting behind me as I chased back:

“zhanzhu！ You kid give me zhanzhu! ”

The stormtroopers listened and continued to run like crazy.

The aunts and uncles on the street were busy making way for the two of us, standing by and watching with worried faces.

I could hear a few words about their conversation.

"The child of the old Xu family was chased! I'm afraid it's going to be a fight! ”

How is the Stormtrooper surnamed Xu? Does his family live nearby? In that case, if one day he didn't steal Xiaoqin's underwear, wouldn't he even know how he died?

"Who is the person chasing him? Isn't the young hall master's kung fu quite powerful? How can you still be chased by others? ”

Young pavilion owner? Where did this name come from? Could it be the owner of the underwear museum?

"Alas, it may be the big brother on the underworld, look at his fierce face! I said, it must be the young hall master who just turned around, and those underworld ways didn't allow him to leave, so he came to the door......"

You're the big brother of the underworld! Your whole family is a big brother in the underworld! The young hall master in your mouth is the leader of the gangsters, the shameless person who steals the girl's underwear!

Stormtrooper Xu Shao, the owner of the pavilion, may indeed live nearby, and is more familiar with the terrain than me. Seeing that he couldn't get rid of me, he dodged into the narrow alley, turned left and right for a long time, and finally disappeared.

I was angry, looked up, and looked aimlessly at the buildings in front of me.

There is a KFC fast-food restaurant in the distance, and on the upper floor of KFC, there is an eye-catching neon sign with the words "Jinsheng Taekwondo Gym".

I immediately thought, did that "Xu Shao Pavilion Master" escape into this taekwondo gym? Could it be that he is the son of the owner of the pavilion?

But since it says "Jin Sheng Taekwondo Gym", the owner of the hall should be surnamed Jin, right? Shouldn't anyone who has anything to do with South Korea and North Korea have the surname Kim?

Forget it, anyway, I'm still on a mission to buy snacks, and I've got a lot of clues today, so let's let you live first.

In fact, the damage caused by stealing underwear should be relatively small compared to things like throwing Shu Zhe into the river, right?

Is this behavior of the stormtroopers barely considered "reforming the evil and returning to the right"? At least not as evil as it used to be?

No, I think it's going down a completely different path, right? It's changed from a "ruffian" to a "pervert"!

Listening to the cap, it seems that the stormtroopers felt a lot of pressure to quit because they were beaten by me.

Wouldn't that be the equivalent of me creating a pervert who stole girls' underwear with my own hands?

"Though I did not kill Beren, he died because of me."

In this way, the reason why those girls in school lost their underwear is really indirectly related to me.

It's not entirely for nothing that they despise me.

I secretly remembered the address of the taekwondo gym, and I must find out about it in the future and thoroughly understand the grievances between me and the stormtroopers.

Now let's go buy snacks first.