"Tweeting something crookedly, Lao Tzu is annoyed when he listens."

The bandit said angrily, holding a knife in his hand and slashing Miaoyuan's face.

Tang Yu still looks like he is sitting on the shore and watching the fire.

"All beings are equal, but what about you if others do this to you?"

Two fingers, which were so delicate that they couldn't be more delicate, gently pinched the sharp blade.

"You"

The bandit looked at the nun in shock.

When it sounded.

The machete was gently crushed by Miaoyuan's two fingers.

"Big brother, this is too evil"

Shaken back by the reaction force, the bandit said to the bandit leader.

The bandit leader is also a person who travels from south to north, and there is a woman in this world who is not easy to mess with, and that is a nun, obviously this nun is very strong.

Toughness made him fearful.

Tightly used two fingers to pinch off this stainless steel machete?

Is this a fucking TV series re-enactment?

"Tell the driver to stop."

The bandit leader made a quick decision and was not stupid enough to be tough.

"Get the money back." Miao Yuan still didn't get up from his seat, but just said this sentence simply.

The bandit leader raised his eyebrows, but then immediately turned his head: "Don't do this business anymore." ”

After the car was fine, the three bandits quickly got out of the car and quickly disappeared on the road.

"That's my money, don't rob it"

"That's my necklace"

Some of the jewelry and coins scattered on the ground quickly caused a rush from the guests in the car.

"You see, maybe it's better for you to let them snatch the money, some people are already starting to argue." Tang Yu looked at a couple of men and women arguing over a hundred pieces of Grandpa Mao, this one said it was his, and this one was hers.

Miao Yuan said calmly: "This is cause and effect. ”

"Oh, so you haven't attained the realm of having a Buddha in your heart?" The sneer at the corner of Tang Yu's mouth was obvious, "You are not a Buddha anymore, why should you save me?" ”

Miao Yuan sighed softly and clasped his hands together: "Disciple Miao Yuan's spiritual root is not pure, and the sin deserves death." ”

"One death is enough." Tang Yu finally regained a little initiative, and said with a smile, she had been eaten to death all the way, and now seeing her suffocating, her heart was quite happy.

"By the way, the bandit just said that if he stabbed you in the face, he might hand over the money, and you would be willing to take this knife at that time?"

Tang Yu's eyes stared sharply at Miao Yuan.

Miaoyuan, who was fluctuating in his heart, still looked at Tang Yu's eyes and said, "No." ”

"I guess you wouldn't, what a pity it would be if such a beautiful face was scratched." Tang Yu said with regret, "So you should go back to the nunnery to practice." Don't go down to the mortal world to practice. ”

"Master said that my descent to the mortal world is a kind of cultivation, and this trip will meet all kinds of people, only when I have a lotus flower in my heart, I can go back to the mountain."

"There is a lotus in the heart?" Tang Yu sneered, this kind of illusory thing, you say he has it, he has it, besides, who can see if there is a lotus in her heart?

"I think you were fooled by your master, naïve girl, what age are you now?" Tang Yu shook his head and sneered, "It's better for you not to be a nun." ”

Miao Yuan smiled lightly.

"You're afraid I'll be with you."

"Am I going to be scared? I only believe that my destiny is in my own hands. Tang Yu said word for word, "What kind of reincarnation and past life cause and effect, I'm not interested in knowing the Dao." ”

"Then you don't have to be afraid that I will follow you."

"Okay, I really don't want to eat your set, I will tell you with facts that I control my own destiny." Tang Yu snorted coldly and stopped talking.

When he returned to Southeast City, it was already noon, and his stomach was rumbling with hunger, so Tang Yu had a lunch at a roadside stall.

Miao Yuan just ate a few steamed buns.

Looks like a vegetarian.

In these years, it is common for nuns to go down the mountain to make a relationship, but it is too rare for a nun with such a stunning appearance as Miaoyuan. So when I was walking on the road, instead of being pointed at, a few animals enthusiastically came up to give money, and many women also came to ask for Miaoyuan's autograph.

Tang Yu shook his head and sighed when he looked at it, just like this nun dressed as a Taoist master, these people in the world really lack faith.

"You said that you are a nun who has turned into a relationship, what do you want so much money for, bring it to me and keep it for you." Tang Yu said with a smile.

"Money is something outside the body, what others give me, I accept, as for whether to spend it or not, it is my own." Miao Yuan said, "The money you see, I see a piece of heart. ”

"Damn, you can really fool with this mouth." Tang Yu said disdainfully, he still saw the mind, who didn't know that the Dao was the mind measured by money.

Tang Yu's walking body suddenly stopped.

Miao Yuan also stopped.

"Miaoyuan, do you want to buy a bra?" Tang Yu said in a flirtatious tone, his flirtatious eyes looked at Miaoyuan, who looked like her breasts were not small, "I'm curious, are you wearing a modern bra or an ancient belly pocket?" ”

Miaoyuan's white face flew red, and soon disappeared again.

"Wow, you also have times when you're embarrassed, hey, your heart is not pure enough." Tang Yu deliberately sighed and said, "It's really a fool's dream to dissolve the violent anger in my heart." ”

"All you see are illusions." Tang Yu changed his frivolity just now and said, "Didn't your master tell you that the law is empty? ”

"Master Tang Shi is a very perceptive person." There was a hint of a smile on Miaoyuan's face, "I will wear whatever you buy." ”

"So what if I don't buy it?"

"I won't wear it."

"No, that's better, I can take a look." Tang Yu really didn't buy it, I don't believe you don't change your underwear, you nun.

After returning to the villa, Tang Yu pointed to a room upstairs and said, "This is your room, you can walk around here as you like, but don't mess with my things." ”

Miaoyuan said: "The room is very spacious, I like it very much, Xie Lu Xie." ”

"You're welcome."

Tang Yu walked out of the bedroom.

"You want me to change me, and I want to change you." Tang Yu showed an evil smile, "I wonder how much time it will take for the Dao to pull a six-root unpurified little nun into the red dust?" ”

"It's a very interesting thing."

Tang Yu laughed louder and louder.

At six o'clock in the afternoon, Tang Yu knocked on the door.

"Please come in."

Tang Yu pushed the door and entered the bedroom.

Originally, there was no smell of sandalwood in the bedroom, but after the good fortune came, the whole bedroom diffused this good smell.

Could it be that her body smells like this?

"What do you think of my outfit?"

Tang Yu asked with a smile as if he had crawled out of hell.

Yes, Miaoyuan was not mistaken, Tang Yu, who walked in from the outside, was actually wearing a pair of tight underwear.