Chapter 4 (I) Let's seppuku! Warrior!

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The streets have become chaotic again, the military and police who rushed to squeeze out, the people inside can't get out, and they can't hear what is going on at all when they shout on the walkie-talkie, the situation is completely chaotic, but for Tang Shuxing, this kind of scene must be as chaotic as possible, and the child is also very obedient and began to pull the door, and the car glass was all broken, you said that your car is bulletproof, it doesn't matter, the demonstrators have all kinds of things used to smash, bricks and stones are broken, and there are bats, wrenches, shovels, shovels......

People reached out and dragged the security forces inside, and although the people inside had been restrained, they finally fired warning shots in order to save the box. This shot, Tang Shuxing's heart was overjoyed, which showed that the disc was 100% in the box, if it wasn't there, there was no need for them to shoot at all.

But even if the security forces shoot, they don't dare to shoot at the demonstrators outside, even if a bullet grabs a little skin, this is a fucking international incident! Today, this matter can make headlines in major media in various countries.

Tang Shuxing took out the Thai baht and waved it at the retreating child, the child nodded, and immediately stepped forward to open the lock on the inside of the car door, the security guard inside was anxious, and directly threatened the child with a gun to step back, the child cried, really scared to cry, the Thai people next to him were completely angry and began to grab the gun, the security guard immediately released the trigger, and watched the gun being snatched by the demonstrators.

When the military police in the crowd saw that the people in the car had guns, they also opened fire, and in addition to the attack on the police today, they immediately became nervous, rushed over with guns, and shouted for them to lay down their weapons.

The people in the car discussed it and knew that there was no way, anyway, the box was handcuffed to the hand, and it couldn't be snatched away, so it was a big deal to be injured, so I had to throw away the gun, open the car door and walk out, the demonstrators immediately rushed up and kicked and beaten, Tang Shuxing drilled over, looked at the box, but there was nothing to open the handcuffs.

At this time, the child squeezed over, Tang Shuxing gave him the money, the child turned around and wanted to leave, he grabbed him again, and asked, "Are there any tools, handcuffs, even if they can be sawed?" ”

The child thought for a moment, took out a Swiss Army knife, nodded and said, "Gifted." With that, he got out of the crowd and ran.

Tang Shuxing took the Swiss Army knife, looked at the back of the child leaving, and said, "You damn, do you really think this thing is omnipotent?" I'm not opening a can! ”

Tang Shuxing put away the Swiss Army knife, and simply began to pull the box, kicked and kicked the security guard in the face, signaled him to open the box, and kicked for a while, the security guard actually opened the handcuffs, Tang Shuxing was overjoyed, thinking that this little Japan really didn't resist, and when he was about to leave with the box, he thought that something was wrong, threw the box and threw it at the Japanese and began to search his body.

The security guard who protected the box saw that Tang Shuxing began to search his body, and immediately panicked, and began to fight back with his bare hands, Tang Shuxing punched him several times in a row, hit a nosebleed, touched a few handfuls and smeared them on his face, stood up and continued to howl, the people around him looked at this dog's dare to fight back and hurt people? Immediately rushed up, completely ignoring the police's stopping, kicking and kicking, and some even climbed onto the roof of the car and began to jump down and press hard like wrestlers.

I'll fuck your uncle, this guy won't survive, right? Amitabha, buddy, you must remember the faces of this group of thugs! Blame them! Remember! After you die, don't be nostalgic for the world, hurry up and become a Buddha! Tang Shuxing thought like this, quickly lay down, groped among the chaotic feet, and finally found a disc packed in a pressure relief box in the kid's shoes, knowing that it was 100% this thing, so he took it and ran, but he also suffered countless feet, and his back was full of footprints of various sizes, and there was a baby's.

After Tang Shuxing got up, he looked back and found that the people who didn't know the truth had scrambled to beat up the security guards, and lined up in an orderly manner, one person kicked for more than ten seconds and then left and then lined up again, many people still raised their fists in the back and complained that the people in front were too slow, and some people began to complain to the police excitedly, and the helpless police had to wave their hands there to maintain order in the queue......

"It's no wonder that Thailand's tourism advertising slogan is, magical Thailand...... Wow! It's really magical, it's perfect for me, I love you, Thailand! Tang Shuxing nodded, and ran away with the disc in his hand.

Tang Shuxing, who ran into the back street, ran out of breath, ran for a while and found that he was lost, so he simply ran back, found a policeman and asked, "Hey, officer, how to get to Pattaya?" Ba-Ti-Ya? ”

The policeman heard it clearly, nodded, pointed in one direction and muttered, Tang Shuxing nodded and was about to leave, the policeman suddenly grabbed him and wanted to see his documents, Tang Shuxing had to pretend to take the documents, and then pointed to the back of the policeman and shouted: "Look! Sora Aoi who got dressed! ”

The police actually didn't understand what he said, and subconsciously punished him for forgery, and the crowd was uneasy, and deliberately only brought a telescopic baton, and the security guards who did not bring guns saw this scene, and a group of people immediately stepped forward to rescue their companions, and another group of people began to chase Tang Shuxing while notifying others with a pager.

Tang Shuxing ran wildly, and knew that there were four people chasing after him, but he belonged to the kind of person who had an excellent body, and he ran for a long time, and finally rushed into an alley next to him, opened a back door and rushed in, but then opened the door and came out, panting against the door, and smiling at the four security guards who were chasing after him and standing there panting.

"You, hand over the things." One of the security guards at the head spoke in unfluent Thai.

Tang Shuxing shook his head and couldn't understand, pointed at himself and said, "You're dead, you're dead, you're dead!" Assi! ”

The security guard was stunned for a moment, didn't understand, but knew that there was Korean in it, and subconsciously thought that he was Korean, and immediately said in Korean: "Hurry up and hand over the things!" ”

Tang Shuxing touched his forehead, thought for a long time, swallowed a mouthful of half-dried saliva, coughed for a while, waved his hand and said, "Yamai dish!" Buy Saucer! Opa Smitta toyou, Oba will die! "Tang Shuxing actually wanted to say: Don't, don't! If I give it to you, I'll die right away. But this sentence is a mixture of Japanese, Korean, and English, and I wanted to speak German, but I really can't remember what I learned in the game said.

The Japanese glanced at each other, and decided that Tang Shuxing was playing with them, and the leader immediately walked over, grabbed Tang Shuxing, Tang Shuxing raised his eyes and smiled at him, fell sideways on the back shoulder, and directly threw him to the ground, and then grabbed his arm and twisted it, dislocated it, and said in a strange tone: "You can't do judo, we have already had the Shaolin seventy-two stunts in Great China, thirty-six times two, equal to seventy-two, I can kill you with multiplication formulas!" ”

The Japanese man who was dislocated on the ground struggled to get up and leaned against the wall and shouted: "He is Chinese!" "And it's still Mandarin.

"Oh my god! Folks! Tang Shuxing looked sideways at the Japanese, raised his hand to look at the time, and knew that he couldn't play, so he smiled at the remaining three Japanese, opened the door next to him and rushed in.

The dislocated Japanese hurriedly shouted: "Chase! ”

The remaining three Japanese immediately rushed into the door, and less than ten seconds later, Tang Shuxing opened the door and walked out, found an iron pipe next to him and handcuffed the door to death, and then walked towards the Japanese with a wicked smile while pinching his finger bones, the Japanese looked at the door, and looked at Tang Shuxing, completely unknown how this kid came out, could he be invisible?

When Tang Shuxing first entered the door, he found that the inside was relatively narrow, and when he stepped on the side, he could climb to the top and hide with gecko skills, and he deliberately came out again after a wit, and then dislocated the little Japanese arm and rushed in, and after hiding on it, he immediately jumped down and then came out to lock the door, even if they wanted to go around or knock on the door, it would take ten minutes.

"Yes! Can speak Japanese, Korean, Chinese, and English, right? Tang Shuxing squatted down and patted the Japanese man's face, "I'll ask you a few questions now, if you can answer them, I won't torture you, if you can't answer, I'll use this to explode your chrysanthemum!" Tang Shuxing said as he grabbed a beer bottle from the side, then flipped over and grabbed the thickest bottom and added, "And with this one." ”

How much self-esteem do Japanese people have? Where can such an insult be suffered! raised his other hand and waved it towards Tang Shuxing, Tang Shuxing easily blocked it, and dragged it again, dislocating that arm, and said with a smile: "What is the relationship between Tony Damu and Jay Chou?" ”

"Huh?" The Japanese were stunned and did not know what he was talking about.

"I'll fuck you, uncle! You mean a relationship, don't you? I like Jay Chou the most! How dare you insult my idol! Tang Shuxing picked up a ball of toilet paper used by others on the ground and stuffed it into the Japanese mouth.

Feed! Are you insulting? It's nothing to do with me! I didn't say anything! The Japanese shouted in their hearts, wanting to cry without tears, and they didn't know what the toilet paper was made by someone else, a familiar smell......

"Let me ask you again, the last question, who is more handsome, Yamagata Ken or Bi Fujian?" Tang Shuxing grabbed a condom this time and asked viciously.

The Japanese rolled their eyes, thinking that Bi Fujian was a Chinese name when he heard it, and he was a Chinese in front of him, and he must love his own people! Immediately whimpered and replied: "Bi Fujian!" ”

"Wrong answer, in my mind, they are as handsome, I have no prejudice against the Japanese, but what I hate most is a flattering villain like you!" Tang Shu tortured the used condom of the fortress.

Fuck you! Are you not biased, you have so many inexplicable questions? Are you an idiot! The Japanese were about to cry and shouted heartbreakingly: "Amai Saucer!" ”

Tang Shuxing was taken aback, withdrew his hand, and looked at the Japanese man with a surprised face: "Do you know? It's the first time I've heard a Japanese man say it, or a Japanese man in clothes, and I suddenly respect you......"

At this time, the door was slammed with a "clang", Tang Shuxing threw away the condom, and said, "I have time to invite you to tea, I will bring two films for you to translate for me", and ran towards the outside of the alley.

After a long time, the door was finally slammed open, and the three Japanese rushed out scolding, and the Japanese who was sitting against the wall looked at the direction of Tang Shuxing's run and shouted: "He ran over there!" Go after it! Call for support! ”

The three Japanese nodded, pulled their legs and ran outside, they ran out of the street, looked around, and then split up and ran in three directions on the T-shaped section, and at the same time, Tang Shuxing, who was hanging on the street lamp at the intersection, slipped down, snorted in the direction of the Japanese, and said, "Damn! The same trick can fool you twice? ”

Tang Shuxing trotted back again, the Japanese was still struggling there, and when he saw Tang Shuxing running back again, his eyes were straight, his face was full of fear, and he struggled to roll to the side like a worm.

Tang Shuxing opened the door and rushed in, and the Japanese breathed a sigh of relief, but then Tang Shuxing came out again, kicked twice in the screams of the Japanese "Yamai Saucer", and said at the same time: "Damn! These kicks are punishment for the wrong answer you just had! You have so little faith in Ken-sensei Yamagata! Go to hell! ”

After Tang Shu kicked it, he ran away, shouting as he ran: "Next time I invite you to tea, remember to introduce Yoshizawa Akiho to me!" Good bye! ”

The Japanese man was already leaning against the wall and biting his tie and crying, as if he had been raped dozens of times, and now his mind was full of pretending: as long as his hands and arms are reset, he will immediately commit suicide by cutting his abdomen.

At this moment, Tang Shuxing came back, still holding a fruit knife in his hand, and carefully threw it to him, because he didn't throw it too close, he also used his foot to dial it, and said softly: "If you feel that you can't stand it to death, you can use this knife, I borrowed it from someone else, remember to pay it back after seppuku, bye-bye......"

The Japanese watched Tang Shuxing come back, and they were completely **, a mouthful of old blood almost spurted out, and they fainted directly with blood and blood.

"I'm going, really dead?" Tang Shuxing shook at the Japanese, "Remember to become a Buddha after death!" ”

Saying that, Tang Shuxing crawled to the low wall next to him, and scolded as he crawled: "Damn! It turned out to be a toilet inside! Who the hell repaired the toilet to such a remote place, and there are still two pieces of shit in the toilet that have not been flushed, it is really lacking in morality. ”

On the other hand, in the HL express warehouse, Gu Huaiyi and Ji Kefeng, who had been waiting for a long time, finally received the express number sent by Bai Zhanqiu, and immediately went to the computer to inquire, and after finding the location of the goods, they soon found the package in the warehouse, but found that the package was very light, as if there was nothing in it.

"Crazy Gu, is there a fraud?" Ji Kefeng hasn't dissipated his anger yet, but he also knows that things have become like this, and there is no other way than to suppress it in his heart and not think about it.

Gu Huaiyi shook his head, smiled and slowly cut the outer seal with a knife, and the wrapped plastic sheet, and then when he was about to open it, he suddenly screamed, startling Ji Kefeng.

Gu Huaiyi looked at Ji Kefeng's frightened appearance and laughed, and at the same time opened the package, and found that the package was empty, and there was nothing in it except a note. Gu Huaiyi took out the note and saw that a sentence was written on it with a pen - Young Master Gu asked for a list and exchanged it for a book.

"Zheng Mengsheng, is this a war book?" Gu Huaiyi smiled, crumpled the note into a ball, then stuffed it into his mouth and chewed it, and swallowed it raw, as if he had already eaten Qi Mengsheng.