Chapter 0250: Mischief, the she-bear appears
Unexpectedly harvested a big fat wild boar, Xu Xiaoyu was in a good mood. Watermark Ad Test: Watermark Ad Test
And the big cat and the little pot friend, looking at him with big round eyes, blinking, but a little afraid.
It's afraid that Xu Xiaoyu, a perverted guy, will play tricks on it like a big boar, and finally give it to ...... Its previous obedience to Xu Xiaoyu was because of the delicious peaches, which made it have to lower its arrogant head. However, now, it is in awe of Xu Xiaoyu from the bottom of its heart......
"Woo, woohoo......"
The big bear cat's head rubbed Xu Xiaoyu's hand affectionately, and there was a flattering taste in his eyes.
Feeling its flattery, Xu Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, then understood something, and immediately smiled, he couldn't imagine that killing the big fat wild boar and bringing this unexpected harvest was really wonderful.
Next, Xu Xiaoyu let Yoyo walk in the bamboo sea and roar, hoping to lure out the female panda.
He was some distance away, hanging from behind.
As a result, after wandering in the bamboo sea for a long time, all four legs of the yo-yo were painful, and the throat was hoarse, and the female panda's hair was not seen, which made it feel deflated, and the big meat butt sat on a tuft of grass, panting heavily.
"Hey, lazy, get up and keep looking for your mother-in-law."
After resting for more than ten minutes, the slippery breathing had already calmed down, and its physical strength had almost recovered, but it was indifferent, and it had no intention of continuing, so Xu Xiaoyu urged it, the area of this bamboo sea is dozens of square kilometers, and there are still more than half of the places that have not been visited, giving up halfway is not his style, and he does not allow the bear big cat to do this.
"Huhu ......" snorted a few times, indifferent.
"Hurry." Xu Xiaoyu commanded, kicking its big ass.
Yoyo didn't want to move, but he couldn't help but think of the big wild boar turning into a flying pig and finally a dead hunt in his mind. Suddenly he shuddered, reluctantly got up, staggered forward, and roared lowly...... This roar. There is a ** who is looking forward to luring out the female panda. There is anger, and there is helplessness......
Half an hour later. There was still no female panda, and Yoyo was even more deflated, tired enough, and moved to the ground again. No matter how Xu Xiaoyu coaxed it, scared it, and kicked it with his feet, it was unwilling to move forward.
"A lazy, get up for me, hurry up and find your mother-in-law, otherwise you will be a masturbation man for the rest of your life...... It's about your lifelong happiness and sexual well-being. I didn't say I was tired, I didn't get discouraged, why are you ......"
Xu Xiaoyu tugged at its ears and was angry. (The big cat pouts.) looked at him innocently and helplessly, and the expression was saying: "I'm not leaving, and I won't leave if I am killed, because I will be tired to death if I go, and being killed by you is also death, anyway, it is better to die comfortably." ”
After passing on such a meaning, it was very single, and lay directly on the ground, spread out, with its feet facing the sky, closed its eyes, and looked like it was picked up...... Oh, it's the way Ren'er ravages.
"Damn, the mud can't support the wall, you deserve to be a masturbation man for the rest of your life!"
It was like this, Xu Xiaoyu didn't have a problem, sat down on the side, and pondered how to let the big bear cat continue on the road.
"Hey, hey, there's ......"
Xu Xiaoyu had a flash of inspiration, thought of a clever plan, and kicked the big bear cat: "Hey, aren't you ...... if you don't leave?"
Yoyo rolled his eyelids, glanced at him, and closed it again, the meaning of which could not be more obvious.
"Then you can't blame me......"
Xu Xiaoyu smiled evilly, entered the space with a thought, made a basin of water, and after coming out, he poured directly on Yoyo's body.
Yoyo was startled, but the space water was cool, drenching on the body, and soon it showed a comfortable look and enjoyed the shower.
Soon, however, it felt that something was wrong, and there was an itching sensation in several places on its body, and there was a 'buzzing' sound in its ears, and it was getting louder and louder.
Yoyo hurriedly opened his eyes, he didn't know if he didn't see it, and he was so frightened that it turned into a ball of meat in seconds, and his fat body jumped three feet high.
I saw that on the ground, on the trunk of the tree next to it, ants lined up one after another...... In mid-air, in all directions, thousands or even tens of thousands of mosquitoes, flies, and all kinds of insects swarmed...... They are like soldiers rushing to the battlefield of revenge, and they are menacing...... The most important thing is that these hateful gadgets seem to be coming for themselves!
Not far away, rats, weasels, rabbits, roe deer and other animals appeared, and they all stood upright, looking at themselves, and their noses twitched as if they had had a stroke. There are even quite a few of them, sticking out their tongues and licking their mouths, as if they want to eat themselves.
"Uh-huh......"
Okay, all of a sudden, so many little things and little beasts that hate bears, like a monk like a second monk, are confused, and stay in place in a daze.
The speed of the ants is relatively slow, but the little insects have wings, and they are very fast, and in a moment, they are very close.
"Quack ......"
Yoyo woke up, and said in his heart that if he was targeted by so many stinky things, it wouldn't be all over the bag. It was so frightened that it almost didn't pee out, and with a strange scream, it ran away with its feet.
"Hehe, lazy, don't go, right, now it's up to you to see if you can go!"
The prankster Xu Xiaoyu looked at the embarrassed bear cat, laughed heartlessly, and also ran, holding a distance with Yoyo, following behind it, saying that if he lost the lazy goods, he would not be able to catch chickens and lose a handful of rice, and he didn't want to do this kind of loss-making business.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa......"
Although Yoyo reacts fairly well and runs slowly, there are still some mosquitoes that attach to its short hairs and want to suck its blood...... The most terrible thing is that several ants have climbed onto its body before, and one ant is staying at the root of its life, I don't know what kind of nerve it has, it is gnawing blindly, making Yoyo crazy, I can't wait to shoot this ant into meat sauce!
Yoyo wanted to stop and shoot all these hateful mosquitoes and ants to death, but there were a lot of winged things in the back, and I didn't know what medicine I had taken wrong, so I chased after them...... This drove Yoyo crazy, screaming at the top of his voice and roaring angrily as he ran.
Its voice was like thunder, alarming the entire bamboo sea, making the birds and beasts tremble, thinking that some supreme beast was coming, and fled here one after another.
But the little insects were not afraid at all and chased after them.
Yoyo didn't dare to stop, gritted his teeth and ran wildly, only hating it for making two legs for it.
Finally, for some unknown reason, the small insects chasing gradually became fewer, less and less, and the ultimatum gave up the chase and disappeared.
"Whew, swoop, swoop......"
Yoyo He has ever run like this, tired and half dead, sitting on the ground with a big ass, and the air in and out is like pulling a bellows.
Suddenly, dozens of meters away, there was movement.
The sensitive yoyo hurriedly looked over, and suddenly, a lazy donkey rolled, and suddenly got up, overjoyed, and its eyes were straight and glowing green, like a hungry wolf seeing a lamb.
"Wow, I really brought out a panda, this is lucky...... Look at the virtue of the lazy person, this panda should be a female......"
Xu Xiaoyu, who was hanging behind, looked over, and was also overjoyed, and couldn't help but mumble.