Chapter 174: Revealing the Shortcoming
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"The green snake has a tooth in its mouth, and the wasp tail needle is still good, and the most poisonous woman has a ...... heart" Zhang Haitong looked at Bian Lanlan and gritted his teeth a little.
Of course, Zhang Haitong, who was a little more realistic, didn't know that the effect of the 'poems' he copied had far exceeded his expectations, not only overturning a boatload of people, but also ......
Xiaoqing emerged from the girl's arms, staring at Zhang Haitong with a wide range of eyes, several women originally felt that Bian Lanlan had gone too far, but now they all have the same hatred, even Zhang Xiaohua'er, whose father suffered an unwarranted disaster, is no exception.
"I'm originally a woman, I'm very poisonous, you don't accept it???" Bian Lanlan pouted, "We've never pretended to be men, who made you unvigilant??" You deserve ......"
"Lan Lan's words, it really makes sense, right?" Yuan Siyu pinched the bridge of his nose, "I really didn't expect that Lan Lan had the potential to be a philosopher, if there is a philosophical master to guide him, in the future, there will definitely be a ......stroke of Lan Lan in the history books."
"I agree with this, Lan Lan's brother is amazing, and Lan Lan is naturally not ......bad," Sister Bai nodded and said.
"Mmmm......" Zhang Xiaohuaer nodded again and again, although she couldn't directly affirm it because her father was a victim, but it didn't prevent her from raising her hand to support.
"Women, if it's not poisonous, is it still called a woman??" Gu Yunfeng smiled faintly and looked at the old man of the Song family, "Did you say that the old man??" ”
"Hmm...... "How did the old man of the Song family want the fire to burn him?? With a grin, he nodded violently, "In nature, lactating female beasts are generally the most dangerous, and it can be seen that the poison of women is hopeless......" The old man wanted to drag some words with the women, chew some words, but he was afraid that his meaning could not be implemented into every woman's thoughts, so that people would have misunderstandings, and then the cannon bombarded, and when the time came, the old face would be lost.
Zhang Haitong was besieged by everyone, how dare he say anything? ? But I was very aggrieved in my heart: It seems that I am the victim, right?? Why is it still being bombarded by everyone???
But think about it, it's really my own gaffe, women are not a specific person, but a group, it's not terrible to offend a woman, it's terrible to offend all women at the same time, you know, women are not easy to mess with, three women, you can make a whole show......
Zhang Hai informed that in the face of the general trend, his little miscellaneous fish can't make big waves, and this dumb person can only eat it like this.
"Fourth master, let's go to the house and let Zhu'er serve you tea......" Song Rensheng remembered what was going on, looked at the old man, and said.
Xiao Zhu'er hung her head shyly and said nothing.
"There's no hurry to serve tea, let's wait after breakfast......" The old man of the Song family waved his hand and said.
"Just according to the meaning of the fourth master......" Song Rensheng nodded and said.
"Alas, it would be nice if your grandparents left two years late......" Father Song couldn't help but sigh when he thought of his parents.
"On the big day, don't talk about those unhappy things, if you are free, let their granddaughter-in-law give them a stick of incense, and they will also comfort them below...... "The old man of the Song family said.
"Yes, yes, don't say it......" Father Song hurriedly smiled.
"Hehe, everyone, if you want to come all the way, we are also in the same boat, and now that the separation is imminent, Rensheng has nothing good to give to everyone......" Song Rensheng had a faint smile on his face, his eyes swept over everyone's faces, gentle and elegant, like a beautiful jade, and he took out a booklet from his arms, "This book is called "The Invincible Secret Codex", which is my Confucian treasure, Rensheng personally transcribed it, and gave it to everyone today, I hope it can be of some use to everyone......" said, as soon as he sent it, this booklet seemed to be pulled by an invisible thread, Fly towards Nie Canglong.
"The Invincible Secret Archive??" Nie Canglong took the booklet, but on the book cover, there were four decent big characters in italics.
"The Invincible Secret Dictionary is a hand-copied loose book, which was carefully improved and compiled by the great Confucians of the past dynasties, and it has always been a secret technique in Confucianism, and this is the first time it has been compiled into a book......" The old man of the Song family looked at the brand-new booklet in Nie Canglong's hand, and said with some sighs.
"The original "Invincible Heart Sutra" was replaced by Brother Nie's mind by me, Brother Nie won't blame me, right??" Song Rensheng said with a smile.
"No, no, no......" Nie Canglong smiled and took the booklet into his arms, "The girl who passed on my internal strength and mental method didn't say that I would keep it secret......
"Speaking of which, the most valuable thing in the entire secret book is Brother Nie's mental method, which is close to the origin of the Great Dao, no matter how you cultivate, you won't be afraid to fall into the devil......" Song Rensheng said.
"To be polite, my mental method is a little simpler, a little safer, and I won't go mad if I am interrupted when I cultivate, and in addition, there is nothing I can ...... handle" Nie Canglong said with a smile.
"Little Brother Nie, that girl who passed on your internal strength and mental method...... Yun Zhongzi's eyebrows jumped, "Can you tell me what her name is?" ”
"Wouldn't it?? You're a monk, why are you so interested in a girl? Nie Canglong pretended to be surprised and disdainful and said.
"Do you think Lao Dao is like you, with a dirty mind and a bad brain??" The old Taoist priest's eyes widened, "If you don't say it, in fact, I also know that the person who passed on your heart must be Miss Yang from Zhengjia Village......"
"Huh?? You know?? Nie Canglong's face was surprised, but there was a cold light flickering in his eyes.
"Nonsense, you think that's all you can??" The old Taoist priest's eyes widened, "Although this mental method is broad and profound, it is not a secret, my senior brother is friendly with the master of the Yang family, and it is not difficult to get this mental method at all......"
"Oh??" Nie Canglong was really a little surprised.
"Lao Niubi is a monk in Wudang Mountain, and his senior brother is the famous Tai Chi Grandmaster......" The old man of the Song family said on the side.
"Hear that, right?? I'm the second-in-command of a famous family......" Yun Zhongzi said proudly.
"What second-in-command, you old bull nose is the scum of Wudang, the shame of Taoism, the things you did back then...... Hmph...... "The old man of the Song family looked disdainful.
"Expose my shortcomings, don't you??" Yun Zhongzi's face turned red and glared at his old friend, "Be careful that I shake out the bottom of your hypocrite, so that you, the grandchildren and great-grandchildren, can see the true face of your old thing......"
"People are not sages, who can be without fault, and can change after that, good is great, although I Song Zhenguo has done wrong things, but I have already changed my mind over the years, I am not ashamed of my heart, and I will never be coerced by you, a traitorous villain......" The old man of the Song family has all his hair, his eyes are wide open, and he really has a feeling of thunder and lightning at every turn, and the wind and clouds have changed.
"Hmph, it's a nice thing to say, who knows if you changed it or not?? I miss the name of the fourth young master of the Song family, but it has spread all over the country back then, and people give nicknames, jade-faced little Jiaolong......" Yun Zhongzi Old Dao's face was full of ridicule.
"What about you?? Isn't your favorite in the clouds the surviving people?? The old man of the Song family said with a flushed face.
"The fourth young master of your Song family has a little white face, specializing in seducing married women, who doesn't know in this world, who doesn't know??" Yun Zhongzi said angrily.
"My face was given by my parents, how can I look like you, I look so non-mainstream......" The old man of the Song family is still quite up-to-date, and even the non-mainstream knows.
"Don't embarrass your parents, if your parents knew that you were such a stinky virtue, they should have thrown you into the urinal and drowned when they gave birth to you......" Yun Zhongzi said angrily.
"Although I hooked up with married women, they are all women from good families, how can I be like you?? Even Sister Yao is interested, and she is not afraid of contracting a flower willow disease,......" the old man of the Song family said angrily.
"Lao Dao is proficient in the art of face-to-face, which woman is sick, she can naturally recognize it at a glance, how can she get flower willow disease?? But you, the disciple of the Confucian saint, are simply morally corrupt, lose their conscience, and destroy the relationship between husband and wife......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi countered.
"What destroys the relationship between husband and wife?? If the love between them is stronger than Jin and there is a real relationship, can I destroy it? ? I am comforting people's lonely and lonely souls...... "The old man of the Song family blushed and had a thick neck.
"That's right, flies don't bite seamless eggs, it's precisely because there is a gap between husband and wife that you can let this scum take advantage of the void, and luck and fate are ......" Yun Zhongzi shook his head and said with a sigh.
The two old men exposed each other's shortcomings, but it was to feast the ears of the men and women in the courtyard, blinking their eyes one by one, watching them blushing and shouting with thick necks, full of interest.
"Old Niubi, it's useless to talk more, let's see the real chapter under our hands......" The old man of the Song family put away his jiashi gracefully, looking like he was fighting for justice.
"Afraid of you??" Yun Zhongzi's eyes widened, his shoulders fell and his elbows fell, and he squatted on the horse, "Fighting, I can't fight, you can't ......"
"Bah, it's okay, I won't know until I fight......" The old man of the Song family opened his eyes angrily, and flew towards Yun Zhongzi. ,
"Good ......" Facing the old friend who flew to attack, Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows, shouted, and met the battle proudly.
The two old guys really didn't give it for nothing, that kung fu is really exquisite, every punch, every palm, is secretly in line with the truth of heaven and earth, there is a kind of 'natural' taste, as if this punch should be hit there, that kick should be kicked there, in the jargon, this is the unity of heaven and man.
The two old guys are fists and feet, and they are very happy, these two old guys have practiced qi themselves, and now that the era of liberation is coming, the breath is even more abundant, crackling together, that is really fists and feet, full of pride.
"The kung fu of the four old men is Taizu's long fist, which is extremely strong, and the kung fu of the Taoist is Taijiquan, which overcomes rigidity with softness, and the cultivation of these two old men is comparable, and if they really fight, they can't tell the winner in three days...... " Song Rensheng looked at the two old guys fighting there, shook his head and said.
"In three days, their physical strength is almost exhausted...... "Father Song nodded and said.
"I really didn't expect my grandfather to have such a secret affair, after so many years of grandfather's self-denial and revenge, sitting in the family, who would have thought that he would have such a romantic affair when he was young......" Song Xin shook his head slightly, with a sigh on his face.
"I regret it a little, will I be taken by Master Yun Zhongzi??" Zhao Chuanxi had a tangled look on his face.
"You're not a good person in the first place, it's good that you don't go astray by your Yunzhongzi master......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips and said.
"Giggles......" Gu Yunfeng chuckled, "Chuanxi's most powerful weapon is the voice, as long as Chuanxi sings, the whole world loses its voice, I think Chuanxi will specialize in vocal music in the future, and it may have a future......"
"The song of the joy is an indiscriminate attack, once the gong is released, we will also suffer......" Zheng Dongfang said with palpitations.
"That's why I let him practice, as long as he can control the sound waves, it's a magic weapon to win, it's best to prepare a big ......horn for him," Gu Yunfeng said, seeing that there was a hint of seriousness on her smiling face, it was clear that she was not joking.
"If Brother Zhao is really talented in vocal music, he can learn the true meaning of Confucianism...... Song Rensheng said.
"Three words and two shots??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said with some mockery.
"Huh??" Song Rensheng looked surprised and looked at Nie Canglong, "I have only used three words in front of Brother Nie, and I have never used two beats, how does Brother Nie know??" I didn't see you open the Invincible Secret Book just now to take a closer look......"
"......" Nie Canglong was stunned, he just said it casually, which Cheng thought was really right, "There are really two shots??" ”
"Three words and two beats are considered to be the category of vocal secret skills, and unlike three words, performing two beats secret skills also requires the cooperation of musical instruments...... Song Rensheng said.
"It's really systematic......" Zheng Dongfang was a little surprised, "What instruments are needed for these two beats??" ”
"The first quarter is a drum, and the second quarter is a bell." Song Rensheng said.
"Tsk, bells and drums are ritual instruments, I've heard of 'drumming marches, Mingjin collects troops', it is said that Mingjin is a musical instrument similar to a bell, this two-beat allusion will not be related to war, right??" Zheng Dongfang sighed in admiration and guessed.
"Uncle Zheng is really knowledgeable, it is said that this two beats originated from the Ming Dynasty military strategist, Wang Yangming, the founder of Yangming Xinxue, was created by Mr. Yang Ming according to the military musical instruments, when Mr. Yang Ming created this two beats, did not name it, but later Ling Mengchu's second beat was born, later generations of Confucianism because the bells and drums are percussion instruments, so they borrowed the name of the two beats to name it, compiled into the "Invincible Secret Classic......" Song Rensheng said.
"I see......" Zheng Dongfang nodded.
"In fact, the names of many secret techniques are taken by later generations, and the grandmasters who create secret techniques often don't care about the names of secret techniques, at most they name them after their own aliases...... Song Rensheng said.
"Secret techniques and the like, I don't know, but those poetry collections are indeed mostly named after the author's alias......" Zheng Dongfang nodded.
"Hehe, Sheng'er's knowledge is very solid......" Song Xin looked at Song's father and said with a smile.
"Hehe, I don't do anything serious all day long, I always think about some messy things......" Father Song smiled modestly.
"I won't think about it in the future, I have married my daughter-in-law, I don't have to secretly simulate experiments by myself, and I can conduct actual combat...... Nie Canglong said.
Quiet......
Everyone was thundered by Nie Canglong's words, and the corners of their mouths twitched one by one, and Dad Song was even more bruised on his forehead, and he had the urge to fight: My son has just been praised, and I haven't had time to be happy, so you just add to me, what I said is messy, it's reading idle books, not hiding in the hut alone to do that kind of obscene thing, don't treat others with yourself, okay? ? You think everyone is just like you?? ,
Father Song is cultivated after all, and his impulsiveness was restrained by his efforts, but he did not lose his temper, in front of his daughter-in-law, he couldn't say it too clearly, after all, people didn't say it clearly, and he was a father-in-law, and he had to master the proportions.
"These two old men are good enough to ......," Zheng Dongfang said with a smile, changing the topic is the best way to resolve the embarrassment.
"Yes, yes......" Zhang Wenge smiled, and joined in again and again.
"Looking at the flowers they fight, it seems to be quite powerful...... Qin Xiaojun hid behind Nie Canglong, watching the two old guys fight with relish, feeling much better than martial arts movies.
"It's just the first time to refine qi and transform gods, little meaning, if I let them go, I can clean them all up with one hand......" Nie Canglong said disdainfully.
Bang......
The old man of the Song family punched in exchange for a palm from Yun Zhongzi's old man, and his fists and palms intersected, making a dull collision sound, and then the two of them took three steps back, and looked at Nie Canglong together, their eyes were full of rage.
"Nie boy, it seems that you are quite unconvinced?? Why don't we two compare each other?? Yun Zhongzi Lao Dao laughed angrily and said.
"That's what you said?? Fists and feet are still weapons......" Nie Canglong stretched out his hand behind him, already holding the hilt of the knife.
"Uh......" Yun Zhongzi froze, his face stiffened a little, at this moment, he remembered that Nie Canglong's knife was a peerless treasure knife, and he couldn't help but say: "If you have the ability, let's compare our fists and feet......"
"I'm not afraid of you than my fists and feet......" Nie Canglong's eyes narrowed, a trace of cold light flickered in his eyes, he wanted to take the opportunity to try this cloud neutron, it can be said that although he didn't know where this cloud neutron usually was, but everyone came here at night, and Yun Zhongzi was only a few hours later than everyone, or rather, he had been wandering around, and then he didn't pop out until the wedding feast began.
If it is said that he has followed everyone from Hebei to Shanxi, it is also tenable, such a person is definitely the object of suspicion.
"Then come on......" Yun Zhongzi couldn't help but feel confident when he heard that Nie Canglong didn't need a knife, in his opinion, Nie Canglong's combat power was all on that knife.
"Dao Chief, Brother Nie is already a land immortal, one realm higher than Dao Chief, but you have to be more careful...... Song Rensheng hurriedly reminded.
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