"Hey!"

With enough strength, Chen Dasheng pulled the stick up, and carried it on his shoulders at once, and the whole person was almost not pressed down, and he stumbled, so he stabilized it.

"Brother Dasheng, you're fine, right?" Shen Mao saw it and asked worriedly.

"It's okay, rest assured!"

Carrying it on his shoulders is much less labor-saving than holding it with both hands, Chen Dasheng waved his hand at Shen Mao, and turned to the old lady and said, "Grandma, I will retire first, and I will come to see you when I have time in the future." ”

The old lady didn't speak, turned around slowly, and entered the house with a cane, Shen Mao saw it, and looked a little embarrassed, "Brother Dasheng, don't mind, you also know that grandma is such a character." ”

"It's okay!" Chen Dasheng smiled, "I'll go back to my hometown every two days, you take good care of your grandma, if you are short of money or something, tell me if you have any difficulties, I will come to pay New Year's greetings to your grandma after the New Year." ”

"Don't worry, Brother Dasheng, although there are only two people in my family, my grandmother and me, but there is no shortage of money, and the money left by my ancestors is enough for me to spend a lifetime." Shen Mao Road.

Thinking about it, the ancestors of Shen Mao's family are tomb robbers, so they will be short of money, and the things in the attic, I am afraid that if they take one of them and sell them casually, they will be enough for this kid to eat and drink for several years.

"Then I'll go, and I'll see you again in the next year!" Carrying tens of thousands of catties of things on his shoulders, Chen Dasheng didn't want to stay longer, if he was really pressed here, it wouldn't be fun.

The steps were very heavy, the bluestone road was even better, and the mud floor was almost one step at a time, Chen Dasheng had to secretly do light work so as not to fall in.

Walking out of the gate and coming to the main road outside, Chen Dasheng was a little more relaxed, and there were scattered pedestrians next to him. Seeing Chen Dasheng carrying an iron rod and walking heavily like a snail, he couldn't help but turn back frequently, feeling curious.

"I'm a mother, this old lady is going to play with the dead!"

After walking for more than ten minutes, I walked more than 100 meters, and I was already sweating. For the first time, Chen Dasheng felt that the road under his feet was so difficult to walk, there were people coming and going from time to time, and they were always staring at him, and Chen Dasheng couldn't find a chance to put the stick in the bracelet, and he was really bitter in his heart.

"Wow, public toilet!"

There was a seemingly abandoned public toilet not far from the side, and Chen Dasheng seemed to see heaven, so he suddenly had the strength to carry a stick and hurriedly walked over.

It's been another difficult journey. Chen Dasheng finally walked to the door of the public toilet and got into it without saying anything.

It was really an abandoned public toilet, but like all toilets, the smell of shit was very strong, and there were still a few pieces of fresh excrement on a few squatting positions. But it can't be helped, except here. I really can't find any hidden places.

As soon as his mind moved, the rod pressed on his shoulder disappeared in an instant, and was included in the Qiankun bracelet by Chen Dasheng, and suddenly loosened, Chen Dasheng seemed to be relieved, if it weren't for the fact that it was too dirty here. I really want to sit on the ground and gasp for air.

"Damn, this smell, spicy eyes!" The smell in the toilet was so bad that Chen Dasheng's eyes were so washed that he couldn't open them. Quickly turned around and ran out.

"Quick, catch him!"

As soon as he walked out of the door of the public toilet, Chen Dasheng saw two sturdy aunts rushing over, pointing at himself and shouting as they ran.

Chen Dasheng just took two breaths, then encountered this situation, he was puzzled for a while, turned around and looked behind him, and there was no one else, could it be that he was shouting to himself?

Sure enough, the two aunts rushed over, and they couldn't help but say, and directly grabbed Chen Dasheng left and right, refusing to let go.

"Auntie, what are you doing here, are you making a mistake, why are you arresting me?" Chen Dasheng has too much strength, and he is afraid that it will not be good to accidentally hurt these two aunts, and in the face of the fierce appearance of the two aunts, Chen Dasheng is still the second monk who is confused.

"What are you doing? Don't you have a toilet at home, a young man? Pouting your ass and shitting everywhere, not afraid of hemorrhoids? One of the aunts in yellow clothes said directly to Chen Dasheng, and her tone was very unpolite.

Another red-clothed aunt pointed to the wall and said angrily, "Didn't you see what was written there?" This toilet has long been unusable, and you still run here to every day, making a miasma, and today can be regarded as catching you. ”

"I'm dizzy!" Chen Dasheng listened to the two aunts, you and me, this can be regarded as coming back to his senses, feeling that the two of them thought that the excrement in the toilet was done by themselves, "Auntie, wronged, I didn't do it." ”

"You didn't do it? You didn't do it, what are you doing in there? Eat? The aunt in yellow said fiercely.

"Auntie, can you speak politely?" Chen Dasheng was speechless, "I just happened to pass by, and I was curious to go in and take a look." ”

"Only by believing in you are ghosts." Where are the two willing to believe, who will soak in the stinking toilet without trouble, where there is no gold on the surface, what else can they do in the toilet except and pee?

Chen Dasheng was so tired that he didn't bother to entangle with these two people, so he said directly, "What do you want?" ”

"Young man, you have done something wrong, why do you still have this attitude?" The aunt in red is not annoying.

"Okay, then may I ask the two aunts, what do you want to do about today?" Chen Dasheng tried his best to make his tone soft, and he really didn't want to talk nonsense with these two people.

"Fine!" The aunt in yellow said directly.

"How much is the fine?" Chen Dasheng's eyelids raised, as long as money can solve it, it is not a matter.

The aunt in yellow raised two fingers and said, "Two thousand!" ”

"What about you?" When Chen Dasheng heard about 2,000 yuan, his eyes were about to fall out, and his voice suddenly increased by one decibel, and it costs 2,000 yuan to pull a bubble of, but he has never heard of it, what kind of truth is this? It's clearly a lie.

"How do you speak?" The aunt in yellow glared, "You made this toilet a miasma, we don't need to clean it?" Don't you need money to clean up? This is a punishment for you for doing something wrong, look at your bright clothes, how can you say such things, do we look like people who have two thousand dollars to you? ”

Chen Dasheng looked at the two of them, "I said, two aunts, in what capacity are you asking me to fine?" ”

The two of them were stunned, and the red-clothed aunt said, "What identity, I am a resident here, what you have done has affected our environment here, shouldn't you be asked to be fined?" ”

"Funny, right?" When Chen Dasheng heard this, he was immediately happy, "Go, follow me to the police station." ”

"To the police? What are you doing at the police station? The two aunts looked at each other with doubts on their faces.

Chen Dasheng smiled, "What are you talking about, are you calling this blackmail?" Don't say I didn't in the toilet, even if I did, I would pay a fine at most, but if you extort money, the interest is different, and you will have to be sentenced to a few years. ”

When the two aunts heard this, their faces suddenly changed, and the aunt in yellow said, "Who are you scarring?" You destroy the public illusion, pouting your ass and shit everywhere, and are you justified? ”

"You don't care so much, who is reasonable and who is unreasonable, let's go to the police station and let the police say." Chen Dasheng smiled faintly, and grabbed the hands of the two aunts with his backhand, "Anyway, what you just said, I have already recorded it with my mobile phone, and when the time comes, I will sue you for extortion and wait for jail." ”

"You, let go!" The red-clothed aunt forcefully broke her hand out of Chen Dasheng's hand, "You young man, why do you just do it when you talk about it?" ”

Chen Dasheng smiled dumbly, it was clear that they were the first to move, okay?

"In view of the fact that you are a first-time offender, I will criticize education today, and I will not charge you a fine, and in the future, you must remember that young people should talk about public morality!" The red-clothed aunt said to Chen Dasheng, apparently, she was obviously frightened by Chen Dasheng's words.

Chen Dasheng had a slight smile on his face, "Auntie, I said, I'm really curious to go in and take a look!" ”

"Flim Flam!" The aunt in yellow took a sip.

Chen Dasheng said with a smile, "If you don't believe it, you can go in and get some dirty things out for DNA testing, if it proves that I did it, let alone a fine of 2,000 yuan, even if it is a fine of 20,000 yuan, I will pay it." (To be continued......)