"Mortal, I am from the 98k planet of the Ganges Galaxy, and I fled to the Milky Way and hid on Earth after the failure of the Cosmic War. ”

"I'm still from the AWM planet!You sit down for me!" Xie Budong slapped the other side hard.

......

If you have had a dog for three or four years, and suddenly one day you climb into bed cross-legged, sit across from you, light a cigarette and say to you that it is a higher creature from an alien planet.

What would you think.

But it's just a monster, pretending to be an alien dog, and you will cultivate for 10,000 years, and you will also be the Wang Fugui who eats.

......

Fugui was very aggrieved: "I'm really from an alien, from the distant 98K star." ”

Xie Budong expressed disbelief, and slapped the dog's ass again: "You told me that you were a monster." ”

"After the founding of the country, animals cannot become sperm. ”

Bang bang bang

"Don't fight, don't fight, I'm a monster. ”

Bang bang bang

"I'm all monsters, why do you still fight. Fugui was about to cry, although he had awakened his memories and obtained some spiritual roots, but his innate fear and awe of his master made him unable to resist at all.

"Next time, I'll say I'm a fairy!

"Dad, as long as you don't beat me, I'll be what you say I am! If you're still unhappy, I'll erase my memory and continue to be a dog!"

Bang bang bang

"You're meant to be a dog!"

Whew~

......

It was an ordinary afternoon, Xie Budong sat cross-legged on the bed and smoked a cigarette.

There was a dog on the opposite side who was also sitting cross-legged and smoking a cigarette.

This is a pug dog with a long ugly and cute appearance.

Hell, dogs sit cross-legged, dogs smoke, and talk?

Xie Budong rubbed his eyes and looked at the poor dog opposite.

"Fugui, are you really an alien dog?" Xie Budong couldn't help but believe when he saw the "black technology" of this dog raised since he was a child.

What kind of black technology do you ask? Can your dog sit cross-legged, Can he smoke, Can he talk?

On the other side, Wang Fugui trembled and said: "What you say I am is what I am, and monsters are immortals or alien dogs."

Xie Budong took a hard puff of cigarette and said, "I won't beat you, you can say it." ”

"I'm really from 98k. Wang Fugui shed tears of excitement, it was so special to torture dogs.

Hmm, Xie Budong rubbed his chin, it seems that this is a science fiction novel. It's a pity that this product is not a fairy who has fallen into the dust, and the benefits of the fairy tale class are much more than science fiction.

Although he has been favored by a certain god, it is not of any use.

He looked at the ugly dog with a lewd form on the other side, and sighed secretly: "Hey, if it were a beautiful female fox, maybe there would be some interesting stories when I became a human."

But this goods, vomit~

......

Although there was a talking dog in front of him, Xie Budong was not panicked at all.

Compared with his adventures in the past few days, not to mention that a dog can speak, even if the table suddenly jumps up during the meal and says that he is the Jade Emperor, Xie Budong will not feel strange.

The world is already crazy.