As the existence of the three devastating creatures of the 21st century, second only to otaku and school tyrants, "Bear Child" is innocent and cute on the outside, but in fact he is extremely dark inside, and uses endless bad methods to make the target worse than death.

Otaku is a physical injury, a school bully is a mental injury to others, and a bear child is physically and mentally injured! And the scariest thing is that they have a strong backing that makes you have no idea where to start.

"Guo Jing, Guo Ming, the gifts have been given to you, what do you want?" Last year, these two goods were only six years old, and they were just beginning to be sensible, and they were just simple people in contact with the outside world. After a year, these two little overlords don't directly rectify people, they start to persuade each other to ask for benefits first, you don't give it, and then I'm afraid you know. If you give it, these two goods will find all kinds of reasons to play with you as a gift in a short time. Therefore, these are the two little overlords, which cannot be provoked or touched. , the best is to be far away. But these two goods are like staring at Guo Xiaoyu. I just chatted with my grandfather and grandmother, and these two goods came up.

"Brother Yu, my classmates say that you are a big singer, are you a big singer?"

"Uh... Sort of. "I wasn't sure what these two people wanted to do, so Guo Xiaoyu decided to follow what they said.

Hearing Guo Xiaoyu's words, the two little overlords took out a small notebook from their small purses and said crisply: "Brother Yu, can you help us sign our names on every page of the small notebook?" ”

"Why?" Look at this book, there are forty or fifty pages, what are they going to do?

Guo Xiaoyu was puzzled, only to hear Guo Jing reply: "Take it and sell it." ”

"Yes, yes, yes!" Guo Ming chimed in on the side: "Our classmate said that your signature is two hundred yuan each. You see, if we take these signatures and sell them, we can sell a lot of things. ”

"......" Guo Xiaoyu really wants to slam these two goods hard, this empty glove white wolf's unfounded business, these two goods are really shrewdly excessive!

"That's not going to work." Guo Xiaoyu flatly refused: "Buying and selling signatures is illegal, and if you know about it, you will be arrested." ”

Hearing Guo Xiaoyu's words, the two children were stunned for a moment, then nodded and said, "Okay then." ”

"A child is a child, it's still quite easy to deal with." Obviously, Guo Xiaoyu has forgotten how afraid he is of these two goods.

At this time, Guo Jing opened his mouth and said, "Can Brother Yu promise us a wish?" ”

"What?"

"Your ears come over here." Guo Jing looked around. With a cautious look, he said, "It's a secret. It doesn't work if you say it out loud. Isn't there a saying that the law doesn't pass on the second ear? ”

"I don't know where you heard it." Although he was extremely complaining in his heart, Guo Xiaoyu still leaned his head over.

As soon as he leaned over, he faced Guo Jing with a big black whirring hand. Guo Xiaoyu had already rubbed his face twice.

"Holy!" Caught off guard for a while.

These two goods are completed in sight. Just run away. Before going out, he turned his head and stuck out his tongue at Guo Xiaoyu, and sneered: "Stingy ghost! Big idiot, still trying to lie to us. ”

"I'll wipe ......" Guo Xiaoyu originally wanted to chase them out and repair them. But when he thought of his dark face, he lost his courage.

On a whim, Guo Xiaoyu took a photo of himself like this to Deng Ziqi and wrote, "The bear child is really a creature against the sky, I was miserable, I beg for comfort." Then he put on a crying emoji.

Deng Ziqi, who is far away in Hong Kong, is shopping with a group of girlfriends, although it is the New Year, but Deng Ziqi finally came back, and the girlfriends naturally want to get together.

Qu Wanting and the others only saw that Deng Ziqi received a text message, and then they laughed completely regardless of the image.

"What's so funny?" Qu Wanting leaned over and saw a dark face, and after a closer look, it was actually Guo Xiaoyu, and then saw the content of the text message he sent.

"Hahaha...... This... This..."Qu Wanting laughed so hard that her stomach hurt.

The reaction of the two attracted all the girlfriends, and then Guo Xiaoyu's miserable appearance became the laughing stock of a group of beauties.

"Hair micro pulse, Ziqi quickly send micro pulse." Qu Wanting's proposal was approved by everyone.

"No......"

"What's wrong." Qu Wanting took Deng Ziqi's mobile phone, and then a black man's micro-pulse was sent out.

In the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, people are mostly waiting at home for Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, or are on their way to relatives, which can be said to be the Internet for all. Deng Ziqi's micro-fight spread all over the Internet almost immediately.

"Damn, why did Xiao Yu become so dark?"

"It turns out that every family has a bear child, Xiao Yu, the festival mourns and changes!"

"Visually, Guo Xiaoyu has been knocked out by the bear child."

"Xiao Yu, seeing what happened to you, I found that it was just a small problem that the phone fell into the water or something."

……

Guo Xiaoyu would never have imagined that he would become popular again like this.

"Hey... These two children, I'd better stay away. ”

When Guo Xiaoyu was washing his face in the bathroom, a voice sounded: "Brother Yu, Brother Yu, look, look." Then a little girl, about fifteen or sixteen years old, pushed the door open and entered.

The little girl has a small cut hair, an angular face, and a denim outfit, looking like a tomboy.

This tomboy is called Guo Ruonan, and he is the daughter of Guo Xiaoyu's third uncle. The third uncle is a veteran soldier who has raised this daughter as a son since she was a child, so it has caused her current fiery character. In fact, she used to be called Guo Ruonan, but later her grandmother thought that the girl's name was not good, so she changed it to "Nan".

The little girl took her mobile phone and pushed the bathrooms away, first stunned, then laughed as she leaned against the door frame.

"What's wrong?"

"Behind you... Hahaha... Behind ......"

Guo Xiaoyu reached out and touched it, and ripped off a piece of paper, with three big words on it, "big fool"! also thickened it with a red pen, look at this immature note, except for Guo Jing and Guo Ming, who else is there.

"I ......" A deep sense of powerlessness surged into Guo Xiaoyu's heart, these two goods seemed to have been planned a long time ago. The too big and young dancing on the tip of the knife was actually calculated by a pair of bear children, what happened to this world......

Before Guo Xiaoyu finished sighing, Guo Ruonan showed him Deng Ziqi's micro-beating, and then ...... What do you want to do?

"Brother Yu, you are so bold, I don't dare to provoke these two little overlords, you actually dare to provoke." The little girl gave a thumbs up as she spoke.

"Go to ......" Guo Xiaoyu said: "I wish I could get as far away from them as possible, and provoke them, I want to die!" ”

For this kind of complaint, Guo Xiaoyu's heart is already numb!

PS: During the Chinese New Year, the bear child is so powerful that I retreat! (To be continued......)