"Hi Stephen, I'm Pete, is there anything cool to introduce after so long on summer vacation?"

Just came back from Switzerland, just put down the suitcase, Pete took his mobile phone and couldn't wait to contact his friend, because he planned to gather a group of friends to go camping in Yellowstone Park, after all, New York in summer is really too hot, the temperature outside is as high as 38 degrees, and he can only stay at home and blow the air conditioner all day, and he doesn't dare to go out at all.

"Oh my God, Pete, you goddamn bastard is finally willing to call me!"

Stephen on the other end of the phone screamed and said angrily: "I thought you went to Iraq to be a soldier!" My phone is turned off all the time, and you don't respond to your emails. ”

"Hehe......"

Pete laughed awkwardly, and he said to himself, can I tell you that I left in too much of a hurry, so I forgot to bring my phone? Can I say that I forgot to say hello to my friends because I had so much fun in Switzerland?

He shrugged his shoulders and said apologetically, "Stephen, don't you think of a great idea?" What do you think of us taking Lucy and Chris for a lap around Montana? We can go hunting on horseback, we can go camping in Yellowstone National Park, and I've wanted to kill a brown bear and let everyone know I'm good! What do you think of this idea? ”

"Kill the guy, it's really too weak!"

Stephen couldn't help but want to laugh at him after hearing this, and said quickly, "You know what? It's not a good time to go camping right now, because mosquitoes and snakes will be eager to devour you. I don't want to die young anyway, if you go to God. I will also definitely remember to inscribe a line of epitaph on your tombstone: Idiot-like fellow, died of a snake insect in the summer. What do you think of this proposal, man? ”

Damn it, this bastard!

Pete snorted very unhappily, and subconsciously asked, "Then what are your plans?" There is still more than a month left for the holidays! Do you stay at home every day and to the computer~ tube? Be careful and never hardened. ”

"Don't worry, you bastard! I'm definitely not going to be able to get tough! ”

Stephen retorted on the other end of the phone: "You should worry about yourself about this problem, because your big belly is almost covering your dick, and if you don't lose weight, I think you can only take ~ a plane, because it is impossible for a beautiful woman to fall in love with a dead fat person dressed as a pregnant woman." ”

No doubt. The lethality of this sentence is really too great, the big Pete hung up the phone with a bang, and then he sat in front of the computer angrily and wrote a question on his 'Facebook': "Do fat people like beautiful women?" ”

Then, after thinking about it, he added a question: "What is the best way to lose weight?" ”

As soon as he had done all this, his phone rang and he took it to take a look. But it was Stephen who called, which made Pete hesitate a little and didn't know if he should pick it up.

But he thought that men should not be as stingy as women, so he finally answered the phone when the fifth bell rang, and before he could ask "what for". Stephen on the other end of the phone preemptively said, "Pete, you're such a!" Just kidding, he hung up on me in anger, and I thought it was necessary for me to record it on my 'Facebook', and I said '' Pete ......"

"Do you want to die? Stephen! ”

Stephen didn't finish at all, and was directly shocked by the angry Pete's murderous roar. Then Pete said, "If you dare to do this, I'm going to blow your balls." Let's try the real life! I mean, it will! ”

Pete has to be angry! As long as Stephen really calls out the nickname 'Girl' Pete, then the consequences are unimaginable, and the insulting nickname of 'Girl' will definitely become a stain in his life, and it can't be washed away.

It's a pity that he didn't intimidate, but after the intimidation, Stephen was not afraid, and only listened to this bad friend laughing: "Pete, I've always disliked people threatening me, and I didn't want to write about it, but after you threatened me, I suddenly want to write a diary now, this is a story about a girl named Pete, do you want to see it?" ”

oh!**!

Pete couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth again, and then in Stephen's wicked laughter, he took a deep breath and said, "Bastard Stephen, tell your conditions!" I don't want to go to jail for beating someone to get disabled, you should know how powerful my fists are! ”

As soon as his voice fell, a sound of "Didi Di ......" sounded, and he didn't need to look at it to know that there was an email flying over, he hurriedly held the mobile phone in one hand and continued to listen to the call, and the other hand held the mouse and clicked on his mailbox.

"A wonderful action movie, a good movie that has made countless audiences give a thumbs up, "Man", from Hong Kong, China, from China's Tang shocking starring, this movie is in theaters in the first week, AMC Cinemas Group is looking forward to your patronage!"

oh!**…… why？ An action movie starring Chinese Tang?

At first, Pete couldn't help but want to curse when he saw this very short advertising email, because to be honest, not many people like to watch advertisements, but this thing is like a dog skin plaster, it can't be cleaned, it's really annoying!

However, when the corner of his eyes swept a very familiar word, he was slightly stunned, and subconsciously concentrated, and at the same time automatically ignored Stephen, who was proudly offering conditions on the other end of the phone, and looked at this advertising email very seriously.

"Oh my God! The first films of the Chinese Tang have already come out? ”

Pete screamed in surprise and almost threw away his phone, because only he knew how much he secretly admired this all-round Chinese performance artist.

It is no exaggeration to say that he has watched almost all of the performance videos that can be found in You Tubi more than once, even if he performs and sings Chinese songs, Pete has also seen them, and even went to 'Chinatown' (Chinatown) to buy a record of his for collection!

It can be said unceremoniously that although Pete is not a fan of 'Chinese Tang', he is definitely the kind of young American who is very interested in Chinese Tang. Why can he perform almost perfectly in any way? Is there really a genius in this world?

So it's no surprise that when Pete saw the hint that the Chinese action movie "Man" was starring the Chinese Tang, a thought popped up in his heart in an instant: Chinese Tang is proficient in imitation shows, dances, magic, kung fu performances, musical instrument performances, and almost everything, so what about movies? And he is very good at playing in his own right, is the action movie shot definitely exciting?

Moreover, all his performances are classics, so will this movie in which he starred for the first time still become a classic?

Needless to say, when these thoughts came to his mind, Pete suddenly made a decision in his mind: I must go to see Tang of China's performance, and the $12 ticket price is hundreds of times lower than the ticket price of his last performance in Madison, and I can't miss it!

When the decision was made, he picked up the mouse and was about to click on AMC's ticketing website to book tickets, but the mobile phone that he had forgotten long ago rang suddenly, which made him startled for a moment, and he scolded back to his senses before he suddenly remembered Stephen and remembered that this bastard was actually going to blackmail himself.

After thinking for a while, he suddenly answered the phone, but before Stephen could roar, he took the lead and said quickly: "Man, I suddenly came up with a great idea, you will definitely like it, because there are a lot of beautiful girls there, would you like to go?" ”

Oh God! Is Pete talking about pretty girls? I guess I heard it right, right?

As a man, especially a poor sling among men, Stephen is inevitably rippling.

Even in his opinion, Pete, a dead fat man, should only be able to masturbate for a lifetime, and it is impossible to have the resources of a beautiful girl, but in the words of a Chinese friend, as the saying goes, if you are not afraid of 10,000, you are afraid of what if, what if Pete has several cousins and cousins?

So, he almost responded with a roar: "Damn Pete, pretty girls have always been my favorite, you must not leave me alone!" Big deal, I'll lend you my car for a week, that's ok, right? ”

Hahahaha, is this called a windfall?

Pete was about to laugh out loud, because he had coveted Stephen's second-hand Jaguar sports car for a long time, but he had never been able to cheat Stephen out of the key, and he didn't expect that this time he would actually take the initiative.

Well, since you have to fulfill my wishes, then I will contribute one more movie ticket to Tang China!

So, Pete held back the smugness in his heart and pretended to be calm: "Okay man, but you have to talk the talk, otherwise, you have to be careful that I 'didn't mean' scratch your baby!" ”

"Of course, man, you can rest assured that I, Stephen, have always been an honest gentleman!"

Hearing the loss friend's impatient answer, Pete quickly covered his mouth and snickered, then looked at the booking information on the computer page, and said quickly: "That's it, buddy!" Remember to pick me up in three hours, and we'll go to 13th Street (there's a big AMC movie theater) together, and you'll have to dress smart! Otherwise, if the pretty girl can't look down on you, then I can't help it! ”

"No problem at all, Mr. Jabat! You're good to go! ”

After Stephen finished speaking, he hung up the phone in a hurry, but he didn't know that his friend immediately threw himself in front of the computer and quickly started booking tickets!

I wonder if Stephen will kill me then? But he shouldn't be able to beat me!

Pete scratched his head, looked at his fat again, and laughed confidently, this time the bad friend was fooled! (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point to vote for recommendation and monthly passes, and your support is my biggest motivation. For mobile phone users, please go to read. )9