zuihou I warned the five tigers of the criminal department not to go to Xiaoqin's trouble, and then said that I had to go home first if I had something, so I separated from them.

I didn't tell them the specific reason why I couldn't mess with Xiaoqin, because if I talked about it in detail, I would have to admit that I hadn't recognized the other party's gender for so many years, and I had been bullied by a girl for so long.

It's too embarrassing to tell others (especially the Five Tigers of the Criminal Department) about this fact.

Xing Xing saw that I didn't agree with his jihua, and he beat his chest and was anxious for me:

"Brother Ye, look, you're soft on her again, right? The brothers are only going to say a few cruel words, and they won't really beat her - who would dare to touch the eldest brother's woman? I'll be my sister-in-law in the future! Big brother, big brother, hey, big brother, don't go......"

When I got home, my dad really asked me about Weishenme getting out of school so early.

I said that Zuihou's two classes were electives and extracurricular activities, so I ran back first when I was bored, and then handed over the missing page of "Color Class" to my father.

Dad didn't suspect me. Recently, there seems to be a lot of books with printing quality problems, and my dad went to call to contact the return and exchange.

I went into my bedroom, made a shooting motion, hung my bag right on the clothes rack in the corner, and then lay down on the bed and thought about what to do in the future.

Ren Xiaoqin seized every opportunity to harass and seduce me every day, regardless of going to and from school, going to and from class.

Although her lust' seduction methods are all learned from shoujo comics.,Compared with H manga, it's nothing more than the degree of dragonflies.。

But even so, it had a very bad effect on me, an adolescent innocent teenager.

Although "there is Yan Ruyu in the book" in H manga, once there is a real person with warm nephrite to give you a hug, the irritation of the two is really difficult to say.

For Ren Xiaoqin's attack, I have always been on the defensive, and the situation is very unfavorable.

I always feel like I should try to fight back.

Through my observations in the past few days, I have also discovered some weaknesses in Xiaoqin.

She seemed to have calculated that I would not dare to insult her, so she recklessly seduced me.

Because you've known me for too long and you've been with me as a man, are you familiar enough to predict my reaction?

She also said that I was "a lot like a fun toy".

It's just a game of her to say that she's seducing me, and the fun part is knowing that I'm going to stop.

Being calculated by the enemy is a very dangerous thing in the battle between the two armies.

I spread the five fingers of my right hand and stared at my palm.

Isn't that a very manly hand? Why do you cringe as soon as you are tempted by Xiao Qin?

Are you more shy than a girl? Is it just being played with by Xiaobawang all the time?

I suddenly felt a heartbreak and decided: Next time Ren Xiaoqin, you dare to tempt me again, I will really touch it!!

If the enemy provokes me, I will have to pay the price! If you cross the border and don't shoot, do you want them to hit their capital?

Hmph, I'll even take the initiative to attack.

You think I'm a gentleman, and I'm going to be a hooligan to show you!

Thinking about it, I felt that I had won the game, and I let out a series of evil laughs, and my right hand made a grasping motion.

Actually, I haven't touched a girl's boobs yet, so I don't know what it's like.

It should not be sold with my father.,And the giant 'ru sister mouse pad I use,It's a little different, right?

Suddenly, I felt that I was a pervert while thinking about the girl's boobs and laughing strangely.

But there is no way, this is an indispensable step in order to launch a counterattack against Ren Xiaoqin.

Anyway, Xiaoqin's breasts don't seem to be obvious.

Hmph, I decided, next time I will not only touch her, but also have a look of contempt after touching her, saying "Cut, so small!?" It's a little steamed bun at all! ”

She has to hit her self-confidence hard!

"Xiaolin, Xiaolin! There is a phone! ”

Dad shouted outside the door.

I got up to answer the phone, a little strange who would be looking for me.

I haven't told Xiaoqin's home phone number, and she should still be in class at this time. If the basketball team had a game, it would have been told to me at noon when I was playing with me. Is it the squad leader? She can find my home phone number from the student's parents' address book, is she so unwilling to admit defeat, do she have to prove that my toothache is a non-existent thing, so that she can complain to the class teacher?

No, if it was the squad leader, she would definitely ask her father for confirmation when she answered the phone.

"Dad, whose phone is it?"

As I walked to the phone extension in the living room, I asked my father, who passed by.

"I don't know, it seems to be a little girl who is not very old, and she said that she wanted the 'manservant' to answer the phone."

"Huh? Then Dad, how do you know you're looking for me? Maybe it's a mistake! ”

Even though I said that, I had already guessed that it was Amy's little girl.

"I think I'm looking for you, right?" Dad scratched the back of his head uncertainly, "That little girl is very straightforward, as if she were an acquaintance of ours, I guess she called you 'valet' because you played a game like house, right?" ”

Who played with her! Dad, how old do you think I am? Besides, even if you play the role of a husband and wife, how can there be such a strange setting as a man!

"Hello?"

I picked up the microphone and asked angrily.

"You manservant, weishenme has been answering the phone for so long!"

Amy's voice was quite angry.

"Who's the valet? And how did you know my phone number? ”

"Hmph, since I even got your name, it's just a piece of cake to know your phone number...... The people of the Celestial Empire are so greedy for money, they can buy any information for money. ”

"How much did it cost?"

I couldn't help but ask.

"It's only 1,000 yuan."

Amy felt like she was taking advantage of her.

Nima, you scumbag! If you want to know my phone number, just ask me directly last night? Do you know how difficult it is to make money in business now? I almost died at school today in order to return a comic book for a client!

"Manservant, Miss Ben has a task for you today."

Amy pretended to be a little adult and said seriously.

"I quit my job, and I haven't received a salary from you."

"Why haven't you received it! I paid for your onions last night! ”

Amy became anxious, as if she was still tapping a small spoon on the glass table on the other side of the phone.

"Hey, if you dare not work for me, be careful that your hands become shorter!"

It's really choking, "eating people with short mouths and short hands" is just a common saying, and it's not your Hollywood science fiction movie. If that's the case, Doraemon has such a short hand, how many things did he take from others?

And did you only remember onions in the things I bought that day? In fact, the sauce beef is the most expensive, it costs fourteen yuan, two cents and five miles! However, a person like you who casually sells intelligence for 1,000 yuan can't remember the amount below three digits, right?

If I had known this, I would have bought more stuff yesterday, or at least filled the refrigerator at home.

"Manservant, why don't you speak?"

"If you're not happy with your salary, work hard! Miss Ben is happy and will give you a raise! ”

"-Of course, I'll always give you all kinds of small favors!"

Listening to Amy's tone of thinking she is a good boss, how much am I looking forward to your little favor?

Dad seemed to be curious, leaning out of the study, holding a cup of coffee in his hand, and pricking up his ears to listen.

Dad, go back! If you really want to eavesdrop on your son's conversation, pick up the phone host in your house, and you won't miss a word! Why is it the same as the loudspeakers and PHS in the school? Even if you listen to your son's gossip, who can you communicate with? Is it a big loss with Director Cao?

"Alright, Amy, what the hell do you want me to do for you?"

"Hmph, although it's a bit disrespectful for a mere manservant to dare to call his master like that, but I forgive you very leniently!"

"I don't need your forgiveness, I'll hang up the phone if you don't say anything."

"Wait, wait! Except for the manservant, I can't trust the people around me! Only you can help me with this! ”

After all, it's a child, not calm at all, and the original form will be revealed after a little scare.

It turned out that Amy wanted me to help her with the practice of the grid.

Because her mother asked her mother to practice writing and signing Chinese characters, Amy sent her mother a full 10-page fax every Saturday to check whether the Chinese characters on the grid book had improved.

It's Thursday, but Amy has just arrived in China and has a lot of things to do, so she hasn't even written half of it.

And Amy felt that even if she finished ten pages, her childish font would not satisfy her mother.

She was afraid of being scolded, so she hoped to find someone who was more handwriting to help her cheat.

Because I just settled in Qingzi School Park.,I'm not familiar with life.,And I feel that my classmates have been bought by my mother.,So I can only find me.。

"How's it going? Mantai, will you write it for me? ”

Amy looked eager.

"I ...... My words are not the same genre as you......"

In fact, it is a school, and it is all an unsightly school.

"Huh? Are Chinese characters still divided into genres? The people who invented Chinese characters are really full of food! Do you know anyone who is close to my genre? ”

I looked back at my father, who was pretending to drink coffee, and his father was quite beautiful in both pen and brush writing, and he could almost export and earn foreign exchange, but if he couldn't use his words, he would definitely be seen by Amy's mother.

Noticing that I was staring at him, my father ducked back into the study, but still showed an ear with glasses hanging on it.

There's nothing worth eavesdropping on at all, okay? Do you think I got a girlfriend out there?

I thought about it carefully, and what Amy said was not too difficult to do, after all, there were many female classmates in the class who wrote well.

"Okay, Amy, I'll do that for you......"

"Great! I knew the valet would say yes! ”

Amy interrupted me and giggled on the other end of the line.

Seeing her smile so heartlessly, I couldn't help but want to hit her:

"Don't get your hopes up too much, at least write another 5 pages yourself, and prepare for both!"

Amy was very upset to hear me say this:

"I don't want to write it! My mother not only asked me to practice simplified characters, but also traditional characters! How many strokes there are! How did you Celestial Empire endure it! I don't write anyway! You go and hire someone for me to write for me!" ”

"Hire someone?"

"yes, hire someone! You people in the Celestial Empire are so greedy for money, will you write for me in vain? ”

Although Amy is a loser, she has a point, if you ask someone to write it for the first time you fax across the ocean, it is best to let this person write it all the time, otherwise it will be easy to be exposed.

"Manservant, you said 1,000 yuan a page, can you hire someone?"

I almost smashed the phone receiver.

At this price, it is 10,000 yuan for ten pages, and you want to scare the girls in our class to death!

"Not so much, 100 yuan a page is an exaggeration."

Some good students write a full set of homework for others for only 20 or 30 dollars.

What's more, the practice grid books are all big rice grids, and only about 100 words can be written on a page.

If you calculate it according to the price code of 1,000 yuan a page, it is 10 yuan for writing a word! Evil American imperialists, you are too ignorant of the suffering of the people!

"Huh? 100 yuan can find someone to write for me? You didn't lie to me, did you? ”

"Actually, 100 yuan can't be used ......"

100 yuan a page, ten pages is 1000 yuan, even if you do odd jobs for a month, you may not be able to earn it.

But Amy decided that the price couldn't be lowered, and she said that the most important thing was that I could find someone who could write the practice checkbook for her all the time, and that I could operate freely in terms of commissions, with no upper limit.

"Manservant, my mother has stipulated that I should copy the simplified and traditional Chinese translations of the Old Testament of the Bible when I practice writing, and you will copy it for me from the first page! You must finish copying it in these two days! At 10 p.m. on Saturday night, I had to fax to my mother's office! ”

The time in China is twelve hours ahead of the United States, and when China is ten o'clock in the evening, the United States is exactly ten o'clock in the morning, and Amy's mother does not hesitate to let her daughter go to bed late to accommodate her own time in order to check Amy's calligraphy practice results in the office?

I always feel that I am not a very haode mother.

"Maid, on Friday or Saturday morning, you bring the full checkerboard, and I'll give you a bank card to use as an activity fund!"

"Activity fund?"

"Of course! How can you help me do things without an activity fund! You don't have a Bible at home, do you? Do you want to go to a bookstore to buy it? In addition to the commission for writing Chinese characters, there will be more places to spend money in the future! ”

Zuihou things are settled.,It's up to me to find a girl who can help Amy write a checkerboard (it shouldn't be too difficult to find in the second (3) class of junior high school.,And the commission is very attractive.),And then before Saturday night.,Bring the haode checkbook to Qingzi School Park and give it to Amy.,And then Amy will give me an activity fund bank card.,For follow-up matters.。

Although it's not easy for students from other schools to get into Qingzi School Park, there should be a way, right?

The five tigers of the Criminal Department are students of Qingzi School Park.,And I also have the mobile phone number of Xingxing.。

Anyway, let's find a girl with good handwriting tomorrow.