Chapter 1050: A Gentleman
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"Why can't you stop her??" Gu Yunfeng pursed his lips, "In the face of absolute strength, all conspiracies and tricks are paper tigers, and I have never said that I will give up the right to use domestic violence......"
"That's good......" Aunt Qin's grandmother nodded, and she didn't say much, domestic violence is actually a catalyst for family stability and harmony.
"How??" Gu Yunfeng looked at Bian Lanlan with a provocative expression, "My daughter-in-law is more beautiful than your daughter-in-law, right?" ”
"Pretty fart......" Bian Lanlan rolled her eyes, "My daughter-in-law's face is on par with your daughter-in-law, but her figure is better than your daughter-in-law, and my daughter-in-law is stronger than your daughter-in-law......"
"Your daughter-in-law is second-hand, and my daughter-in-law is first-hand......" Gu Yunfeng said unconvinced.
"You say this is useless...... Yuan Siyu smiled proudly, "First-hand and second-hand goods, they are all defective products, my daughter-in-law is the original goods, this is the boutique ......"
"But your daughter-in-law is a mixed-race child...... Bian Lanlan smiled coldly, "that is, a mongrel......
"Speaking of which, my daughter-in-law is Bingqing Yujie......" Aunt Qin's grandmother sighed, "I can't wait to marry her into the door now, thinking about a flawless ** singing softly under me, my blood is boiling......"
"I mean, you're mentally fine, right??" Wei Qingqing's head is full of black lines, none of these things are normal, especially this legendary Aunt Qin.
"You have a mental problem...... Aunt Qin gave Wei Qingqing a blank look, "We saw that you married a daughter-in-law, so we had the idea of marrying a daughter-in-law......
"You're really not jealous??" Wei Qingqing felt that Aunt Qin's grandmother was unreasonable, sharing her husband with others, is this something that a woman can do? ?
"What kind of vinegar??" The girl rolled her eyes, "I feel pretty good......"
"Your way of thinking is really incomprehensible......" Wei Qingqing immediately shook her head and sighed, "Why can't you be like a normal woman??" ”
"You say I'm not like a normal woman??" The girl's eyebrows were raised at that time, "You don't inquire." Who doesn't know that my Aunt Qin and Grandma Qin are a woman among women?? If I am not a normal woman, is there a normal woman in this world? ”
"That's ......" Bian Lanlan looked at Wei Qingqing and sneered, "It's clear that you're not normal, and you dare to talk about others??" I'm not ashamed......"
"Sensei take care of her......" Yuan Siyu waved his hand. She's sick, and it's an infectious disease, and every word you say to her, you can be infected......"
"Alas......" Gu Yunfeng sighed, "What a beautiful little daughter-in-law??" I didn't have a normal brain......"
"You three ......" Wei Qingqing's little face was dark at that time, and the green tendons on her head jumped suddenly.
"Qingqing......" Sister-in-law Liu pulled Wei Qingqing, "Don't say it, you don't know if you offend people, and if you dare to say it, people are not allowed to squeeze you." You have one mouth, how can you compare to three mouths?? ”
"Huh??" Wei Qingqing was stunned, "Did I offend someone??" ”
"People have waited for a thousand years to achieve a positive result, you provoke the queen to be jealous, what can people do??" Sister-in-law Liu felt that her face was a little red.
"Huh??" Wei Qingqing was stunned at the time. Immediately, his face turned red, and he looked at the third girl with a bad face a little timidly, "I didn't mean to, you forgive me, I have a mouth......"
"Then you have to compensate us...... Yuan Siyu smiled coldly, "You think about it yourself, what kind of compensation plan you want to come up with." to appease our anger......"
"This ......" Wei Qingqing blinked her eyes, "Aren't you going to hurry??" How about I give you two horses?? ”
"I gave it to ...... a thousand years ago," Bian Lanlan smiled coldly and said.
"One more dog??" Wei Qingqing pouted and said.
"I also gave ...... a thousand years ago," Gu Yunfeng pursed his lips and said.
"A thousand years ago, I didn't give you a good dog, but this time I'm going to give you a very good dog. The legendary Chinese pastoral dog ......," Wei Qingqing hurriedly said.
"Chinese Pastoral Dog??" With a wave of Yuan Siyu's hand, a big dark dog appeared beside her, "The Chinese pastoral dog you are talking about, is it this breed?" ”
"Uh......" Wei Qingqing saw this big dog, and her little face turned red at that time. This dog's appearance is not worse than their dog, "Then I'll give you a dragon, the kind of ...... with wings"
"Is that what you're talking about??" With a wave of Bian Lanlan's hand, a black dragon appeared beside her, this dragon was still a juvenile, and it looked like a puppy, quite cute.
"Why do you have everything??" Wei Qingqing's face was as red as a ripe apple.
"Why don't you ......" Sister-in-law Liu blinked her eyes, "I'll give you a tree??" World Tree ......"
"We have a space door...... Gu Yunfeng rolled his eyes, "I don't need that thing......"
"And what do you want?" Wei Qingqing is not happy, these aunts and grandmothers are too difficult to serve.
"What do we want??" Gu Yunfeng raised his eyebrows, "It's very simple, we need your name ......"
"What's the name??" Wei Qingqing was stunned, "Why can't I understand what you say?" ”
"It's very simple......," Bian Lanlan smiled coldly, "You have to learn from our sister and be a woman among women, first of all, it is to give your boss a harem, and the number of people in the harem must not be less than a hundred......"
"What are you kidding??" Wei Qingqing's little face darkened at that time, "You actually made me ......"
"It's okay to open a harem, but a hundred people are too few, and Yang Ming......'s physical strength is not good," Sister-in-law Liu said shyly.
"What's not going to work??" Wei Qingqing's little face suddenly darkened a little, and she glared at Sister-in-law Liu angrily, "When did Yang Ming not serve you comfortably??" Let you learn to meow?? ”
"Ah......" Sister-in-law Liu's little face turned red at that time, and she covered her face with a shy scream.
"Ahem......" Yang Ming coughed twice in embarrassment, "It's all serious, your mouth is not covered, what are you talking like??" ”
"Sister-in-law......" Zhao Chuanxi entered the courtyard, "Where is my brother??" It won't still be fighting, right? ”
"Is this what you, a little uncle, should say??" Bian Lanlan was not happy. glared at Zhao Chuanxi, "Is there anything wrong??" If you have something to say, if you have nothing to do, get out of here......"
"I'm fine, I'm just hungry. Get something to eat......" Zhao Chuanxi smiled, got some food, and then ran away with a smoke.
"This Zhao Chuanxi, I didn't expect it to be quite gossipy......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips, "But he dares to talk about Canglong's **, I think he should be taught a lesson......"
"This kind of person is not good at repairing, he is so afraid of snakes, he bullies him with snakes, there is no sense of accomplishment anymore......" Bian Lanlan sighed and said.
"It's ......," Yuan Siyu sighed. It's time to think of a new way to fix him, and I don't know what he's afraid of besides snakes......"
"I heard that he is very, why don't you castrate him......" Bian Lanlan said with a sneer.
"I admit that you have big breasts, so I won't laugh at your ......" Yuan Siyu shook his head. Said.
"What do you mean??" Bian Lanlan's little face turned dark at that time, "Are you saying that I have a big chest and no brains??" ”
"Isn't it??" Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"My brother...... Bah, don't mention that bastard, anyway, I inherited the wisdom genes of my parents, which is much more high-end than you, the flight attendant......" Bian Lanlan glared at Yuan Siyu angrily. Said.
"Then tell me......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips and looked at Bian Lanlan with disdain, "Chuanxi is a land immortal, and I don't know when he will merge and become a Da Luo Jin Immortal, you castrate him." He can't grow up?? ”
"Psychological pressure, do you understand psychological pressure?? I'm creating psychological pressure on him, half of a man's ability comes from physiology, and half comes from psychological ......" Bian Lanlan glared at Yuan Siyu angrily. "You're an intelligent person, and you can do rough work on the train......"
"He has been practicing for so many years in a dream for a thousand years, how much psychological pressure do you think your childish behavior can cause to him??" On Yuan Siyu's head, the green tendons jumped suddenly.
"It's infighting, isn't it??" Wei Qingqing raised his eyebrows, "It turns out that the fortress collapsed from the inside like this......"
"I'm your wife......" Sister-in-law Liu hugged Wei Qingqing's arm and pillowed her head on her shoulder, "It's impossible for the two of us to have infighting......
"Of course......" Wei Qingqing smiled proudly, "The husband is a wife, you are a qualified wife, and you are my virtuous helper, I can't love you yet......"
"That person wants to kiss ......," Sister-in-law Liu said with a small face and a small mouth.
"Find my husband and let my husband help me kiss ......" Wei Qingqing's index finger nodded on Sister-in-law Liu's lips and said.
"Husband, kiss ......" Sister-in-law Liu ran to Yang Ming's side and asked for a kiss with a small mouth.
"I said you're enough, right??" Yang Ming's head was full of black lines, "People are crazy??" ”
"Look at your ......" Sister-in-law Liu rolled her eyes, "Isn't it just kissing??" What's the big deal?? Aren't there any more daytime prostitutions?? ”
"That's right......" Yang Ming's expression was straight, and his eyes looked at Aunt Qin's grandmother, "How is Yaya??" ”
"How do I know??" The girl raised her eyebrows, couldn't help but pout, and said.
"How could you not know??" Yang Ming's face darkened at that time, "I handed over Yaya to you, she is closer to me than my own sister in my heart......"
"Cut ......" The girl immediately rolled her eyes, "You don't have a sister......
"......" The corners of Yang Ming's mouth twitched suddenly, this Aunt Qin is really as angry as the legend.
"If there is no accident...... Bian Lanlan raised her eyebrows, "Your maid sister should be in your Westinghouse......"
"I'll take a look......" Gu Yunfeng raised his eyebrows, and then quickly entered the house.
"I'll take a look too......" Wei Qingqing's expression moved, and she hurriedly followed.
"I also want to go and see, but there are guests, I have to accompany the guests, I can't be rude......," Sister-in-law Liu smiled and said.
"You can also go and see it......" Yang Ming waved his hand helplessly, "I can meet the legendary Aunt Qin's grandmother, I really have eight lifetimes of blood mold......"
"Huh??" Aunt Qin and Grandma Qin were eating when they heard Yang Ming's words. There was a dangerous glint in his eyes.
"It's time to run, or Jitai is coming......" Yang Ming felt that his face was as if he had been roasted by fire, and it was the first time in his life that he said such a disobedient thing so openly and justifiably.
"Hmm......" The girl nodded in satisfaction. Then continue eating.
"Haha, I'll go and see ......" Sister-in-law Liu laughed, and then entered the house beautifully.
"Alas......" As soon as Sister-in-law Liu entered the door, Wei Qingqing sighed, came out of the house, and the two of them met each other.
"What's wrong??" Sister-in-law Liu was stunned for a moment and asked.
"Let's go in and see for yourself......" Wei Qingqing shook his head, returned to his seat, sat down, and looked at the table full of delicacies with a sad face. I've ruined my three views......"
"That's really ......" Sister-in-law Liu pouted, "and sells Guanzi ......" and went into the house.
"What's wrong??" Yang Ming was a little worried, "What happened to Yaya??" What's going on?? ”
"Ah......h hugged his arm and rubbed his arm vigorously with his chest, "Brother Canglong, what do people want......" Then he pulled his face and let go of Yang Ming's arm, "That's it, your sister has big eyes now......"
"Wouldn't it??" Yang Ming felt the hairs on his body stand up. "It's so terrifying??"
"Isn't it just so terrifying??" Wei Qingqing shook her head slightly, "It's just terrifying, I never thought that she would be crazy to such an extent......"
"Hehe......" The corners of Yang Ming's mouth twitched, and he laughed dryly, "Every woman has a wolf in her heart." Don't blame her ......"
"Do you blame me??" Wei Qingqing rolled her eyes, "Anyway, I'm disgusting, I almost vomited all the overnight meal, it's so disgusting......"
"Yang Ming, what you said is not right at all......" The girl glanced at Yang Ming, "Every woman has a wolf in her heart." That's exactly right, but the number is wrong, how can there be only one?? There are no ten horses or eight horses, are you embarrassed to say that you are a woman?? ”
"Ten horses and eight horses, that's a wolf pack......" Yuan Siyu blinked his eyes and said.
"Every woman has a wolf pack in her heart......" Bian Lanlan's eyes lit up at that time, "This is really incisive, only those women with big breasts and no brains have a wolf in their hearts, and she can't pretend to be more......"
"You're not talking about yourself, are you??" Yuan Siyu glanced at Bian Lanlan and said.
"How many times have I told you??" Bian Lanlan was immediately angry, "My brain is very good, how big my chest is, how big my brain is......"
"It's infighting again......" Wei Qingqing blinked, "It seems that it's not a good thing to have more women, what do you say??" As he spoke, he glanced at Yang Ming with a dangerous look.
"Of course......" Yang Ming nodded, "Except for Sister-in-law Liu, you can't marry a daughter-in-law anymore, besides, our family is not rich now, and I can't afford to raise a ...... more."
"You ......" A black line suddenly appeared on Wei Qingqing's head, I originally educated you, how did you educate me? ?
"Objection is invalid...... Yang Ming looked at Wei Qingqing with a serious face, "If you marry another daughter-in-law, you will use your private money to support ...... yourself."
"You ......" Wei Qingqing glared at Yang Ming, her silver teeth creaking, "Are you provoking me??" ”
"What do you mean by provoking you??" Yang Ming raised his eyebrows, "I'm admonishing, don't be obsessed with women, the color is a bone-scraping steel knife, obsessed with women, even if you are a Da Luo Jin Immortal, you will be squeezed dry one day......"
"Yang Ming, you deliberately ......" Wei Qingqing glared at Yang Ming angrily, "You definitely did it on purpose......"
"Of course I did it on purpose...... Yang Ming nodded, "I'm sincere for your good, let you maintain moderation, it's not hypocrisy, just talk about it, I'm serious, if you dare to marry a daughter-in-law again, I will freeze your permissions, and you won't withdraw even a penny from our bank card......"
"You ......" Wei Qingqing was so angry that he didn't know what to say, this guy was also old, and he couldn't cure him, although he couldn't cure him before, but he had never been so powerless as today.
"Do you know why you can't kill him??" Aunt Qin's grandmother glanced at Wei Qingqing and said.
"Why??" Wei Qingqing's aggrieved straight luck.
"Because he studied in his aunt's lecture hall, he has studied the cultivation of a gentleman, and eloquence is the most basic skill...... "The girl said lightly.
"Gentleman's cultivation??" In Wei Qingqing's eyes, a fierce light suddenly appeared, "Is there any way to crack it?" ”
"Lady cultivation, everyone's beautiful cultivation, can be perfectly cracked......" the girl said lightly.
"Okay, I'll sign up now......" Wei Qingqing glared at Yang Ming viciously, and was about to enter the aunt's lecture hall to study.
"It's useless......" the girl smirked, "Grandma's lecture hall is no longer open to the public, if you want to enter the aunt's lecture hall, you can only apply for membership, and then use your membership number to enter the ......"
"Then apply for a ...... for me," Wei Qingqing said through gritted teeth.
"To apply for a membership number, you need to pay fifteen million Qin coins, and you have to pay one million membership fees every year, are you sure??" Aunt Qin said with a smile.
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