Chapter 5 The Mouse Spirit of the Immortals "I said big head, you have been running here to buy lottery tickets for three days, it has been so long, how much money have you won in total?" Tan Yonglin looked at Yuan Da who came out of the lottery station with an expressionless face, and Yuan Da, who returned disappointed, naturally did not win the lottery, and asked with concern.

"Minato. Don't mention, this time I lost more than a dozen yuan, and the big lotto chasing the number only won five yuan, it's been almost two years, and I don't know when I will win the jackpot, if I don't win the lottery, Lao Tzu won't play, what a broken scratch lottery, two-color ball, big lotto, why can people always win the lottery, but I always lose money...... "Yuan Da threw away a few scratch card tickets that had just been scratched, scratched his head and replied with annoyance.

"Don't play? It's not once or twice to hear you say that, since I met you in college, you said like this, I heard you say that it's been more than a year, and I haven't seen you don't buy, look at how good I am, never enter the lottery station, don't go to see, and don't want to buy, with that money, it's better to buy a few packs of good cigarettes to smoke. ”

As he spoke, Tan Yonglin took out a cigarette and handed it to Yuan Da, but then suddenly remembered that Yuan Da bought that broken mobile phone a few days ago and was deceived, resulting in a few days of rubbing food, and continued.

"I'll tell you, if you don't have money to eat in two days, don't come to me, it's all your own doing, you know how to buy lottery tickets, and finally saved some money, all invested in 'public welfare', it's really good scars and forget the pain. By the way, is your phone okay? Lend me a call to my daughter-in-law, I just listened to a song and played on the phone, and the battery ran out. ”

"Here you go, this thing doesn't charge for a week, and it's fine...... The thief pulled the resistance ...... "Yuan Da angrily threw the phone in his arms to Tan Yonglin, it seemed that what he took out was not a phone at all, but a stone, and he didn't care that he would break it.

Indeed, the biggest advantage of this kind of phone is that in addition to being strong, the durability of the battery is definitely an advantage, however, this advantage is not because of how good its battery is, but because this phone does not cost anything at all, except for making a phone call, that is, making a call, listening to songs and watching TV on wifi, all of which are not good, at most you can play the only built-in game Snake.

"Huh? Big head, got a message? Or is TM an MMS? Damn, you broken phone, can you receive MMS? What are you kidding......" Just when Tan Yonglin took the phone and was about to dial, Tan Yonglin unexpectedly found that Yuan Da's mobile phone received an MMS notification with a string of URLs displayed on it.

"MMS? Leave it alone, if he can receive MMS, it's also black and white, it's called 'black and white letters', hurry up and call you, don't show off here with me, a bachelor, isn't it a daughter-in-law? I'll get you one in a few days, it's definitely a hundred times better than yours, an absolute fairy on earth. ”

Yuan Da glanced at Tan Yonglin beside him, pouted and said, with that, Yuan Da took the lead and walked in the direction of the school, while Tan Yonglin followed closely behind, chatting with his girlfriend on the phone in a low voice.

At the same time, above the distant Heavenly Palace, a scream came from the Heavenly Blessing Palace.

It was short, so short that many people thought it was an illusion, but this brief sound was destined to attract some people's attention.

"Lingfu, was that the voice you made just now?" Zheng Jiao, who found something unusual, appeared not far in front of Lingfu, looked at Lingfu with a panicked face, and asked in a low voice.

"Senior brother...... You, how did you get here? Lingfu hurriedly straightened his somewhat messy hair and replied.

"I ask you, what was the sound you just made? What's going on? Seeing Lingfu so flustered, judging from his previous experience, Zheng Yu seemed to have guessed something, and asked again.

"Yes...... It's a cockroach, no, a mouse, just ...... Just now I saw a mouse ......" In a panic, Lingfu somehow thought of the cockroach mouse, so he replied, but when Lingfu didn't finish speaking, Lingfu himself felt that this excuse was simply SB to the extreme, how could he say such an idiotic excuse when he was always smart and clever.

You must know that this is the Heavenly Palace, where the immortals of the Heavenly Realm stay, how can there be such a thing as cockroaches and rats in this place? Just kidding, not to mention cockroaches and mice, even any snakes, insects, rats and ants can't appear, even if there really is, it's only possible to become an immortal rat spirit, otherwise, this heavenly palace is no different from the human world.

So in the face of such an idiot's excuse, of course Zheng Li couldn't believe it, but he didn't break it directly, but asked rhetorically. "Really? Senior brother, I have been following Master to become an immortal for thousands of years, and it seems that I have really forgotten what a mouse looks like, tell me, let me go and see it too. ”

After that, Zheng Jiao sighed in a low voice, shook his head and said with a wry smile. "You're a good spirit, you must be in trouble again, aren't you? For the sake of the food you made for me before, while the master and his old man didn't find out, quickly tell me to see if I can help you remedy it. ”

"Senior brother, this matter ...... You really can't seem to help me in this matter, and the master will definitely blame me to death. The matter has come to this, and Lingfu is not hiding it, and while talking, he actually cried.

In the Heavenly Palace, in terms of posture and charm, Lingfu is definitely not ranked, and even hundreds of places are outside, but if it is a ranking of cuteness, then Lingfu may be able to enter the top three, especially her naughty and cute personality, which makes Lingfu loved by many people.

The red circles under his eyes, and some of the pen tips that were slightly red because of crying, made people feel even more pitiful, and Zheng Jiao was naturally a little distressed here, Zheng Jiao, who originally wanted to maintain the majestic image of his senior brother, was also a little panicked all of a sudden, and hurriedly stepped forward to care and said.

"That...... Lingfu, Lingfu, don't cry yet, tell me what's going on? If Senior Brother can help, I will definitely help you. ”

"I ...... I have made a big mistake, and Master will definitely not forgive me. You won't forgive me. I, I can't, this time...... It's really over this time, it's over......"

Panic, panic, this is the only state that Lingfu shows, where does he still care about his own image? The snot and tears are flowing down the trend, and they really can't be stopped. Otherwise, the clever Lingfu would never have thought of such an excuse as rats and cockroaches, and now, she was even more babbling.

"Smack......

"Calm down."

Zheng Li's slap suddenly hit Lingfu's cheek, although the force seemed to be not small, but in fact it didn't hurt much, Zheng Li just wanted Lingfu to calm down.

And although the Lingfu who returned to God no longer talked nonsense, he did not mean to stop crying, pointing to the huge fortune wall above the main hall of Tianfu Palace, which displayed the fortune index of all mortals in the human world, and cried. "What should I do, what can I do, senior brother, you are the best for me, what do you say, I ...... I ......"

"It's over, this time I must die, if he dies because of me, won't I be sent to the eighteenth layer of hell...... I don't want it, I don't want ......"

Hearing Lingfu's words, Zheng Jiao, who was relatively calm, turned around and looked at the Fortune Wall, only to see that in a corner of the Fortune Wall, a person's Fortune Value was already full, and there seemed to be signs of overflow, and the reason why Zheng Li was able to find it so easily in many indices was actually because the full value was too eye-catching.

The cycle of cause and effect, everyone's good fortune and disasters are complementary to each other, no one will have bad luck all their lives, and no one will always be accompanied by good luck all their lives, everything has a balanced fulcrum, and when there is an imbalance somewhere, then the gods of the heavenly realm who control all this balance are naturally the gods of the heavenly realm.

Of course, all things can not rely on the gods alone, after all, things are man-made, God has given them good luck, and the rest of the road must be grasped by the world itself, only in this way is the correct cycle of cause and effect, the duty of the gods is just to decorate the lives of the world, and whether this fire source can become a fire of the prairie depends on people's own creation.

But even so, generally speaking, the blessings given by the gods are all point-to-point, and they will not overly influence a person's fate, and it is impossible to wantonly deprive any mortal of his life, unless this person is extremely evil and has reached the point where heaven cannot tolerate it, and even so, it will only be carried out after the decision of the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Realm, because the gods cause causal cholera in the human world, and even if someone's life is lost, it is a heinous crime that violates the rules of heaven.