Chapter 679: Essence
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"You're such a nuisance......" the girl rolled her eyes, "Who told you this is demonic??" Did you take a closer look? You just say that people are demonic......"
"Isn't it demonic??" Nie Canglong looked at the three apprentices carefully, and sure enough, there was no trace of demonic energy, "Even if it's not demonic energy, it's mutated, since it's mutated, it's unknown, since it's unknown, then before figuring out the mutation situation, she's dangerous......"
"I said......" the girl sighed helplessly, "you just want to see your apprentice naked??" Do you still have the discipline to be a teacher?? β
"Discipline is like a ......floating cloud to me," Nie Canglong said quite powerfully.
"You ......" The girl was suddenly angry and didn't know what to say, why did this person suddenly become so shameless??
"Master......" Bai Susu suddenly exclaimed, "Look at her, the wolf hair has grown ...... again."
"Forget it, I won't tell you, you can watch it if you like......" The girl waved her hand, and she didn't care about the man, but broke open the wine jar, sprinkled a packet of medicinal powder into it, and then dipped it in a hand towel and began to wipe it on Zhou Yunshu's body.
"What is this for??" Nie Canglong was a little surprised, "Could it be that with such a wipe, you can wipe off the hair?" β
"Of course...... "Do you know what kind of medicine I poured into the wine?" It is called Tou Gu San, and when it is fused with wine, it becomes a pulp washing solution, which is absorbed by the human body through the pores......
"Pulp wash??" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, "It's about the same as the legendary Pulp Cleansing Pill, right?" β
"What is the effect of the myelin cleansing pill, I don't know about this......" The girl carefully wiped Zhou Yunshu's body, "But my marrow washing solution is mainly to eliminate impurities in the human body, do you know what impurities are?" It is acquired into the human body. Something that you can't absorb......"
"Oh......" Nie Canglong replied as if he didn't understand, so he didn't say anything, just carefully observed Zhou Yunshu's body and checked her reaction.
"Oh what??" The girl pursed her lips, "If you don't understand, you don't understand, and no one laughs at you......"
"I didn't understand either...... Nie Canglong smiled, "Isn't this because I don't want to disturb you?" β
"Hmph......" The girl snorted, didn't say anything, and soon, she wiped Zhou Yunshu's front finish. Turn over and wipe her back......"
"Oh......" Bai Susu responded, and turned Zhou Yunshu over and made her turn her back up.
"Actually, it's actually pretty good-looking to get a wolf hair...... "The girl took a handkerchief and wiped the back of Zhou Yunshu, and didn't forget to laugh in her mouth, "At least it's quite unique......"
"I said, can you rely on some music?? You're her wife......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes. Said angrily.
"Nonsense...... "The girl glanced at the man, "her master is not married, where is the master??" Even if her master is married, her master and mother may not be me......"
"It's just ......," Bai Susu nodded vigorously. Said.
"What?? If you dare to talk nonsense, be careful that I fix you......" Nie Canglong glared at Bai Susu and said viciously.
"This is what your apprentice said, not what I said......" Bai Susu's little mouth pursed. If you don't believe me, you wait for your apprentice to wake up, and you ask her yourself......"
"I don't ask......" Nie Canglong's eyes widened. I thought you said it, what's the matter?? Are you not convinced?? β
"I ......" Bai Susu's little mouth can be hung up on the oil bottle, "I'm not convinced, I'm not convinced......"
"Okay, okay......" The girl wiped Zhou Yunshu's back and waved her hand gently, "You both shut up for me, if I am delayed in observing my condition, if she has an accident, I will definitely be irresponsible......"
"Isn't it just wolf hair?? What's the big deal?? Bai Susu pouted, and his little hand stroked Zhou Yunshu's waist, but it didn't matter if he caressed it, where he was caressed, the wolf hair actually fell off, revealing rough skin.
"Huh??" The girl glanced at Zhou Yunshu's exposed skin, and with a light touch of her little hand on it, a stream of blood gushed out of the skin, "Sure enough, detoxification began, but this pore is too large......"
"That can't be helped......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "Wolf hair is always thicker than sweat hair, and if wolf hair grows, it means that her pores have been stretched......"
"It's ...... too" The girl nodded, then glanced at Bai Susu, "Pluck all her hairs for me......"
"No problem, I love to do this......" Bai Susu immediately responded happily, and then stroked Zhou Yunshu's body indiscriminately, and where she had touched it, the wolf hair fell off in a row, revealing large pores.
"This thing is ......," the girl sighed, got another packet of medicine, and then poured it into the wine jar, "Not only did I waste a land immortal's inner pill, but also trampled on a lot of my medicine, what a sin......"
"It's all to blame Zheng Dongfang......" Nie Canglong is also quite resentful, Uncle Zheng is middle-aged, and his work is still so unreliable, no wonder his daughter-in-law went back to her parents' house.
"Alas......" the girl sighed, "I can't blame Uncle Zheng, I can only say that he is not reliable, no wonder his daughter-in-law took his daughter back to her parents' house, and wronged his daughter-in-law with such a person......
"The two of us want to go together......" Nie Canglong was happy at that time.
"Hee-hee-......" The girl grinned, then dipped a hand towel in some wine, and then wiped Zhou Yunshu's body.
"What did you just pour into the wine again??" Nie Canglong is quite curious, this wine seems to have become a marrow washing liquid, can it be that if you pour one medicine again, it can become another medicine? ?
"Turning bones and scattering ......" the girl gently wiped Zhou Yunshu's body, "After fusing with the marrow washing liquid, it will become a liquid that stimulates the skin, and after being applied to the body, it can make the skin automatically breathe, I call it toner......"
"The skin automatically spits??" Nie Canglong's eyes lit up a little, "You mean to say that you can let the skin breathe instead of the mouth and nose??" β
"That's right......" the girl nodded. However, not only the mouth and nose, but also the lungs, air enters the body from the pores, and then filters out the oxygen through the breathing function, and then directly enters the bloodstream, which is much more advanced than any lung breathing, and most importantly, the skin has the breathing function. You can breathe in the water......"
"I see...... Nie Canglong nodded, "This toner is really a treasure, it can make people breathe in the water like a fish, this is a great invention across the ages......
"Of course......" The girl suddenly became proud, and then her little hand patted Zhou Yunshu's ass, "The back is wiped off, change the front ......"
"Oh......" Bai Susu hurriedly responded, then turned Zhou Yunshu over, and then stroked her body. stroked the hair on the front.
"My apprentice, I have suffered a great crime...... Nie Canglong sighed and said.
"That's what she deserves, who made her dare to eat anything??" The girl pouted. began to wipe Zhou Yunshu's front.
"It's ......" Nie Canglong nodded, "You said, that's the land immortal's Neidan, she actually ate it in one bite." Isn't this looking for death what?? If it weren't for Uncle Zhang's father and daughter, she would be finished......"
"It's just ......" The girl was actually quite dissatisfied, "You said you would cultivate." I even want to eat a fat man in one bite, although zuihou didn't die, but he also had a sagging stomach......"
"I want to expel her from the division now, you say that I am a great immortal, and the apprentice I accepted actually did such a stupid thing, I will not be a joke in the future?? As soon as I said who's apprentice, I almost died of eating Neidan, where do I put my face?? Nie Canglong sighed and said.
"It's not a joke to be ......," the girl pursed her lips, "Envy is true, from now on, eighty percent of the people who look for you to apprentice can line up from the earth to the moon......"
"This is also ......" Nie Canglong thought about it, and couldn't help but nodded, the land immortal's Neidan, he just gave it to the apprentice to eat, and if he ate it, he would eat it, Zuihou was also wasted, let's not talk about how the apprentice was, just say this master, you say, how far does this master have to be a loser to do this kind of thing? ? If you worship such a loser master as a teacher, then this hand will definitely be loose in the future.
"Alas......" After the girl finished wiping Zhou Yunshu, she pinched her waist and sighed, "Poor Yunshu, fortunately I gave her a good child, otherwise, seeing such thick pores, eighty percent would have ...... even the heart to die."
"Self-inflicted......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips and said.
"Okay, okay......" The girl threw the handkerchief aside and patted Bai Susu's ass, "Throw her into the bathtub, the water in the bathtub will destroy her whole body......"
"Oh......" Bai Susu hurriedly responded, picked up Zhou Yunshu, and walked towards the bathroom.
"It turns out that you rubbed toner on her to put her in the water......" Nie Canglong immediately understood the girl's intentions.
"Nonsense......" the girl glanced at the man, "water is the source of life, putting her in the water, it is like returning to the mother's body, not only can the effect of the marrow washing be maximized, but also can make her pores shrink ......"
"Then it's better to pour the marrow washing liquid into the bathtub and soak her directly......" Nie Canglong thought for a while and said.
"Fart......" the girl gave the man an angry look, "How much marrow washing solution do you have to use??" You're big, aren't you?? β
"Isn't it wine??" Nie Canglong smiled awkwardly, "Wouldn't it be nice to get some more wine?" β
"Where did that wine come from?? That's the essence of food, if you trample it, it's a violent destruction of the heavens, do you want the sky to thunder and split? ? The girl rolled her eyes and said angrily.
"Wouldn't you get some alcohol from the hospital??" Nie Canglong was still quite unconvinced, "Anyway, there is no business in the hospital now......
Today's hospitals are basically dominated by Western medicine, and Western medicine, to put it bluntly, has nothing to do except surgery, and medical treatment relies on instruments and equipment.
"Can you stop being so naΓ―ve??" The girl pursed her lips, "Is alcohol the same as wine?" You're still a great god, don't you see the difference between alcohol and wine? β
"What difference can that make??" Nie Canglong was a little puzzled. He really didn't pay attention to that.
"There's alcohol in the wine, but the alcohol isn't wine, you know??" The girl rolled her eyes and said disdainfully.
"Of course, there are still impurities in the wine...... Nie Canglong nodded and said.
"I said you're naΓ―ve......" The girl was a little speechless, "In the wine, alcohol is an impurity, okay??" You're really putting the cart before the horse, I'm telling you ......"
"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned, "It's impossible, right??" How did alcohol become an impurity? β
"Alcohol is slightly toxic, you don't object to this, right??" The girl glanced at the man. Said.
"I don't object to ......" Nie Canglong nodded, "This is what the chemistry book says......"
"But are you drinking to drink that alcohol?" The girl pursed her lips and said.
"Isn't it?? If you don't have alcohol, can you get drunk? You don't know how refreshing that dizzy feeling is, you don't know it......" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said.
"Fart......" the girl rolled her eyes, "Since you want to get drunk, why don't you buy alcohol blended with alcohol??" β
"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned. The alcohol used in the blended wine is made by chemical methods......"
"Anyway, you just want to get drunk, why do you care how you got alcohol??" The girl pursed her lips and said with a sneer.
"Uh......" Nie Canglong was stunned. Then his face became embarrassed, "You say that, but there is a little bit of truth......
"Hmph......" the girl pouted, "In our Chinese theory." Everything on this shijie, whether dead or alive, is made up of qi. Do you understand? β
"You mean, there is gas in this wine made from grain??" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes and said.
"That's right......" the girl nodded, "The wine made from grain is the essence of grain, although it has become liquor, but the gas contained in the grain is not a lot at all, so in winter, drinking a sip of wine can resist the cold, because drinking wine is the same as eating, but blended wine, it is different, there is no gas in it, so drinking blended wine, except for the addiction, there is no benefit to the body at all......"
"Makes sense...... Nie Canglong nodded, "In this way, the marrow washing solution you prepared is using the essence of grain??" β
"Nonsense......" the girl rolled her eyes, "I'm a Chinese medicine doctor, don't treat me as one of those shallow Western doctors, okay??" β
"Yes, yes......" Nie Canglong nodded hurriedly, although he is now a land immortal, but his understanding of national arts, a hundred of which he adds, can't compare with a girl.
"Nowadays, Western medicine is mainly based on bad practice, do you remember an advertisement for Cordyceps on TV? ? Tell me, pure Chinese herbal medicine, even use Western instruments to test the ingredients of other people, zuihou removed the essence inside, and made the dregs into tablets, tell me how much this person lacks morality? ? He's so bad at things, he's not afraid of thunder and thunder. The girl pouted and said.
"Mmmm......" Nie Canglong nodded, "That's true, but I suspect that the pill is definitely not Cordyceps, maybe sawdust......"
"......Makes sense," the girl nodded, "You make a lot of sense, even if there is cordyceps sinensis in it, the ingredients are at most a fraction of a ......."
"Isn't this a counterfeit drug??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "Why don't we report him?" β
"What do you report??" The girl rolled her eyes, "Is there anyone else picking it up now?" β
"That's right......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but nodded, "Or what's wrong with us?" Just let him be so bad?? This is also the essence of the earth, if it is so bad, I feel distressed......"
"Get out, you ......" the girl gave the man a blank look, "Now that the world has become like this, he just made it, where can he sell it??" β
"Then I'll rest assured......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but pretend to breathe a long sigh of relief, "As long as I can stop this waste, my heart will be put back in my stomach......"
"Hmph......" The girl smiled coldly and glanced at the man, "If you want to talk about waste, is there anything more wasteful than someone??" You've wasted a Land Immortal Neidan for your apprentice......"
"That's not what I wasted, that's Uncle Zheng's waste......" Nie Canglong was not happy, "This can't be counted on my head......"
"If it doesn't go to you, then to whom??" The girl rolled her eyes, "You beat Nedan down, right??" It's your apprentice who eats Nedan, right?? β
"That Neidan is not in my hands, it is at the disposal of Uncle Zheng privately......" Nie Canglong said unconvinced.
"Who let him dictate at will?? If you don't give him the authority, will he dare?? The girl pouted and said.
"Did I give him the authority? I don't remember I authorized him, did I?? I just asked him to dig up the Inner Dan, at most I gave him one, but I didn't say that let him control the seven Inner Dans...... "Nie Canglong felt that he had been wronged to death, was it Uncle Zheng who made his own opinion? ?
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