526 has a second-hand brother, and he is really drunk
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In the room, Liang Manhoard was unrelenting.
"No, you have to tell me whatever you say."
Liang Manchu complained aggrievedly: "If you don't bring this, Qiuqiu and Huzi can't hide their words when they are young, big brother, I'm your own brother, I'm two years older than Tian Tian, why don't you sue me." ”
"Actually, it's only a year and a half older." Liang Tiantian's kind reminder caused Liang Manchu's eyes and accusations.
"Little sister, you too, you actually hid your heart with the second brother, and the second brother hurt you so much in vain, it hurt in vain." With his aggrieved look, he almost cried and complained.
Liang Tiantian was a little embarrassed, "Second brother, actually I ......"
"There is no need to explain, the little sister is older, and she has something on her mind, and you can't look down on me as the second brother." Liang Manchu said pitifully, "Who told me that I am not as good as my eldest brother." ”
Liang Tiantian: "......"
When did the second brother learn the art of war?
How could she not know.
This trick is to retreat into advance, who did you learn it from?
Liang Mancang scolded with a smile, "You are enough, in front of your little sister, you are not afraid of being embarrassed." "In the end, it's my own business, it's hard to speak, so I looked at Liang Tiantian, "That's it, you hurry up and sue him, lest he suspect me of being a big brother's partiality, and those who don't know think I did something to him." ”
"My brother and sister, what's there to be ashamed of." Liang Manchu muttered quietly. Then he said, "What the hell is going on?" Little sister, hurry up. "The instinct is that something big is going to happen.
Liang Tiantian smiled, "Actually, it's inconvenient for me to say this, but the eldest brother himself is embarrassed to say it." Then I'll just say it. She looked at her eldest brother jokingly, "Big brother, you don't mind, do you?" ”
Liang Mancang snorted, holding the book and pretending to be reading, but in fact, his mind was not on it at all.
"What the hell is going on?" Liang Manchu's heart was itching, "Little sister, say it quickly." ”
"I thought, I'm afraid our family is going to be double happy." Liang Tiantian smiled and spoke. looked at the second brother's confused face and said with a smile: "Let's have a sister-in-law." ”
"Sister-in-law?" Liang Manchu suddenly screamed, "When is it?" Eldest brother. Which girl do you have a crush on, why don't I know? "The two brothers ate and lived together, studied together and took exams together, except for going to the hut and staying together almost all day. He didn't know about the eldest brother?
Liang Man was in a hurry. "Big brother, I don't take you like this." The accusatory tone is alive and well off a little daughter-in-law who has fallen out of favor.
Liang Tiantian was covered with goosebumps, "That, I'll go first." ”
"If you get into trouble, you leave, but you leave the trouble to me." Liang Mancang muttered angrily.
Liang Tiantian hehe Zhile, "Big brother, I didn't cause this trouble. It's your own business. He added: "Big brother, if you are afraid of long nights and dreams, it is better to tell your father." simply followed the third uncle to get married. Marry your sister-in-law home as soon as possible, and we will have someone to take care of us. ”
"You girl, no one will be dumb if you don't speak." Liang Mancang pretended to be angry and said, "Don't go quickly!" ”
Liang Tiantian was not afraid of him, and he smiled more and more happily when he saw his annoyed and angry appearance. Before going out, he reminded: "Big brother, you have taken the book down!" The horrified Liang Mancang hurriedly turned over to look, but when he looked down, the book was taken down, which was really crying and laughing.
It's a pity that when he wanted to find trouble, Liang Tiantian had already run away.
"This girl ......" Liang Mancang didn't know what to say. Sensing a complaining gaze, as soon as he looked up, he saw the second brother's angry little daughter-in-law's gaze, and suddenly felt a headache.
"What are you doing here?" Big night, staring at what he does.
"Big brother, we eat and live together, and we can wear a pair of pants if we are good, I didn't expect that my eldest brother didn't treat me as a brother like this, and I didn't even know if I had a girl I liked." The sour tone made people tingle when they heard it.
The eldest brother wants to marry his sister-in-law, but he is not the first to know, it is too tricky.
The more Liang Manchu thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, "Big brother, if I don't take you like this, I will tell you about the urine, but you have a girl you like, and you don't tell me about such a big thing, am I still your own brother?" ”
Liang Mancang stroked his forehead painfully.
I knew it would be like this.
Speaking of urine, it's still a matter of the previous stage.
Man Ho is thirteen years old, and the thirteen-year-old boy is no longer young, but he woke up one morning to find that his pants were wet, and Man Hoard's hurried change of clothes was bumped into by Liang Mancang.
After asking, he said that he had urinated on the kang, and showed the wet pants to the eldest brother.
After all, Mancang is a year older than him, and he understands some things he experienced earlier.
Big brother, always like big brother.
Mancang didn't laugh at him, but just reminded him a few words, but it made Mancang embarrassed.
Now Liang Manchu is talking about this matter, obviously aggrieved enough.
"It's enough for you, I'm not hiding it from you, it's everyone else who sees it by themselves, who makes you so confused all day." Putting the book down, Liang Mancang closed his eyes and said: "I like Xiaohua, I'm going to go back and ask her what she means, if she doesn't object, then she will be your sister-in-law in the future." "Liang Mancang is like this, even if he is completely sure, he will not say it to death. He had already decided in his heart that Xiaohua was naturally going to marry home.
Now it's Manhoard's turn to be surprised.
"Big brother, you and Xiaohua? Ha......" Liang Manchu was dumbfounded, "when is this, why don't I know?" "If it's Xiaohua, then the eldest brother won't tell Xiaomei at the first time, does Xiaomei know from Xiaohua? Does that little flower like big brother, when did they start?
Liang Manchu opened all kinds of brains, and looked at his eldest brother with a strange face.
Liang Mancang was annoyed and angry, and glared at him angrily, "Then what are you doing with me?" Isn't it early and still sleeping? He got up and blew out the candles. In the dark, he touched his face. I feel very hot.
Shouldn't this kind of thing be that subtle? Why was it his turn to be picked out, and now he was forced to admit it to his younger brother. That's a ...... If you don't drink, you'll get drunk.
The sudden darkness made Liang Manchu a little uncomfortable, he tilted his head and stood on the ground, and suddenly said, "I haven't washed yet." The voice was a little cold, and there was no fluctuation at all.
Liang Mancang was stunned.
This kid, so easy to accept?
Isn't it his character?
Just when he was suspicious, a person rushed over him, and Liang Mancang subconsciously wanted to block. He was hugged by the shoulder.
"Big brother, big brother, tell me. When did you start liking Sister Xiaohua? Does she know? What did you tell her? You confessed...... How far have you two got? Is this a private gift? Have you given her a gift? I didn't ...... my hand when I touched it."
In the dark, the beams were full of black lines, disorganized.
"Big brother, you say. When I see Xiaohua in the future, will I call it sister-in-law or sister Xiaohua? You're not married. Do you want to call Sister Xiaohua? But what should I do if I want to call my sister-in-law......"
The corners of Liang Mancang's mouth twitched, and he couldn't bear to kick his younger brother away.
"Big brother, when are you going to get married? Oh, do you want to add a box when you get married? So am I my mother's family or my mother-in-law's family? Everyone knows each other so well, will it be embarrassing to live together in the future? God, big brother, you said that you got married, so did you live with your sister-in-law? So where do I live? ”
Liang Mancang: "......"
Who can sue him, where did this second goods come from?
Please, get rid of this second cargo quickly.
I've had enough!
"Big brother. Big brother, are you asleep? ”
"Big brother, why don't you speak."
"Big brother, you must not be asleep."
"Big brother, have you thought about it a long time ago?"
Eldest brother......
The eldest brother was drunk and didn't fall asleep all night with a headache.
Liang Manchu was excited all night, more excited than he had a favorite girl. It was almost dawn before I fell asleep in a daze.
The next day, the rooster crowed three times, and Liang Manchu woke up in a daze.
"Big brother, why don't you wake me up." He muttered indistinctly.
"I saw you sleeping so soundly, I didn't want to call you." Liang Mancang's voice gritted his teeth, with a big dark circle under his eyes, and he was depressed.
Liang Manchu was dazed, he didn't notice the eldest brother's bad tone at all, and complained: "What's fragrant, don't mention it, I haven't slept much all night." ”
Liang Mancang grinds.
You didn't sleep?
When he fell asleep?
In the end, when he is the eldest brother, Liang Mancang is relatively calm.
"Hurry up, dad is waiting for us to practice."
"Oh." Liang Manchu yawned, "Big brother, I'm so sleepy, I have to make up for sleep at noon today, no, no, no, I'm sleepy." All of a sudden, he fell on the kang again.
Qiuqiu shouted outside, "Big brother, second brother, hurry up and come out, Dad is calling." ”
"Alright, here we go." Liang Mancang slapped him on the thigh, and Liang Mancang was in pain. "Hurry up and come out to practice, be careful that your father punishes you for standing on the pile."
Liang Man hurriedly dressed up, and left the house in a few moments.
Qiuqiu looked at them suspiciously, "Big brother, second brother, what's wrong with you?" Why are there such big dark circles under the eyes. He gestured. 、
"It's fine." Liang Mancang's expression was flat.
Liang Manchu yawned and said, "It's not the big brother yet, he ......."
"Shut up for me." Liang Mancang glared at him angrily. No one is dumb if they don't speak.
In the end, it is the eldest brother, full of majesty at home, Liang Manchu decisively shut up.
Qiuqiu looked at this suspiciously, looked at that, his intuition was wrong, but the smart one didn't say anything.
Liang Shoushan was fighting against Liang Shoulin, the two brothers came and went, and no one noticed that Liang Mancang's brothers were wrong for a while.
The little ones all have their own kung fu to practice, and Qiuqiu and Huzi are still learning the basics.
Liang Tiantian was practicing his stick technique, and he was playing a tiger and a tiger, and he was already a little hot.
Liang Mancang is fighting all the way to boxing, fierce and powerful.
Liang Manchu habitually picked up a bow and shot an arrow, hitting the bull's-eye. He suddenly became excited, "Big brother, it's too bad, you have to keep filial piety when she dies, or you and the third uncle will be happy together." ”
Brush it up!
The whole world is clean. (To be continued......)
PS: This is a true story, which happened just last night:
I entered a room and smelled a strange smell, but I didn't pay attention. It gets dark early in the north, and it's already dark after half past four, so turn on the lights and look for the source of the strange smell. I heard a hissing sound, like something was missing. I turned on all the lights and couldn't find the source, which was weird. Call the management and tell me to go to the gas room and take a look, I would be stupid when I arrived.
Gas leak!
The house smelled of gas
I was dumbfounded as I stood in front of the big gas canister on my chest.
At that moment, I was actually thinking in my head, if this thing exploded, would it be just a matter of a moment, and I wouldn't feel pain
The ignorant fearless must be talking about people like me.
I, first turned on all the lights, and then called, the most hateful thing was that I didn't know that these things could not be done at that time, I was actually glad that there was no open flame on my body, and then I was educated to know that emotional opening and closing the door is easy to cause explosions
I was so scared that my hands and feet were cold all night, and I didn't do anything.
Now that I think about it, I'm still afraid. I really had a brush with death.
Everyone should take it as a warning when I write it, and I have to admit it: it's terrible to be uneducated!
Dear friends, please be safe [harmony] comfort!
I'm scared and crying, if you don't vote, you won't have any sympathy~~~~(>_