Chapter 111: Naming Controversy

Coming out of the Yanhuang compound, there were two children sitting in the back of the car, one was Fan Yi, and the other was a little kid who had never left the Yanhuang compound, and he was looking at the scene outside the car window with curious eyes.

"Hey, what's your name!" Fan Yi pushed the little kid and asked.

"I don't have a name, everyone calls me a little brat!" The little kid looked back and said innocently.

"Ha Ha Ha, little brat! It's hilarious! Fan Yi rolled on his seat with laughter after hearing this, and tears were about to burst out.

"You ......" the little kid was angry, but thinking of this guy's background, he couldn't bear it. That is, now, if it was before, he would have turned into a beater.

"Hey! Don't be angry, how about a name for you? Although Fan Yi was asking, he didn't allow the little kid to answer, and then said, "Hmm...... How about calling you Derpy in the future? ”

"......" the little kid only cast a murderous look at him.

"Don't like it? I'll think of one more for you. Fan Yi didn't seem to see the little child's dissatisfaction, touched the beard that was not there at all on his chin, pretended to think, and was pleasantly surprised for a long time: "Why don't you call it Xiaohu?" ”

"You're a tiger!" The little kid glared at him, and didn't expect this bear child to give himself any nice name, so he said to Li Mang in front of him: "Li Mang, you come and give me a name." ”

It didn't matter what it was called before, one was young, and the other was not in good spirits, and he listened to it very well. But now it's different, now that he's recovered, he naturally has to have an official name, and he feels weird when the little kid calls him.

"Name?" Li Mang, who was sitting in the passenger seat, couldn't help scratching his head, he was not good at choosing a name, he felt a lot of pressure for a while, choosing a name was a big deal, he couldn't be sloppy, he thought about it seriously and said in a small voice: "How about Changsheng?" ”

Wimpy Kid: "Good ......"

"Good what's good. Don't be an idiot and be deceived by him, how vulgar is your eternal life! I still remember a ghost movie with such a line, a female ghost is shouting about longevity. In addition, those who are generally called Wangcai are poor eggs, and those who are called immortals are also short-lived ghosts, so don't trust the person in front of you too much! Brother Fan was indignant and sprayed the name that Li Mang came up with worthless.

"......" The little kid was stunned, he didn't know much, he knew this.

"Ahem......" Li Mang was so many as Fan Yige, and he also felt that this name was inappropriate. After thinking about it, he said, "Then it's called Xingheng, as eternal as the stars." ”

"Stars? Are the stars in your house there every day? The star marks I saw were flashes away, what was that called, it was called a meteor, and it was called a flash in an idiom. Then he whined and lamented...... "Brother Fan began to show off his cognition.

"......" Li Mang's teeth were a little itchy, and he was talking about Xingheng. And not the star mark! But I was interrupted by this kid. I also felt that it was not good enough, so I thought hard for a while before saying: "That's called a little crane, the crane symbolizes longevity, and there is fairy energy, I like you to live a long life." ”

"Little crane? Do you think people are idle clouds and wild cranes, or cranes with childish faces? There are really a lot of crane idioms. Cranes have goosebumps, solitary cranes, drive cranes to the west, and ride cranes to heaven......"

"It's a crane to the west, a crane to ascend to immortals!" Li Mang really couldn't help but interrupt Fan Yige's talk, his teeth itched a little more, where did this bear child come from!

"Isn't the West the West? Isn't ascending to immortal like death? You're a vicious man. Curse my brother! Brother Fan gritted his teeth and criticized Li Mang, and also called the little kid a brother.

"Nima!" Li Mang couldn't help but spit out dirty words, this is not a bear child, it is simply a demon, a demon who does evil!

"You scolded my mother?" Who knows, Fan Yige asked Li Mang seriously.

“…… No, I'm just talking about mud horses, which are a kind of horses that run on the grass! Li Mang smiled and explained, who is Fan Yige's mother? Fan Gudao's wife, if Fan Gudao hears this, he will die.

"Humph!" Brother Fan snorted haughtily.

The corners of Li Mang's mouth twitched, he didn't provoke this difficult guy, and thought seriously for a long time before saying: "I think it's better to call it Ziyue, Yue is Wuyue, I hope you can be as resolute and permanent as Wuyue." ”

"Ziyue? This name is so-so, I will call you Xiaoyue in the future, you can call me a brother! Brother Fan snorted, but surprisingly did not refute Li Mang again.

The little kid ignored him, no, from now on he called Ziyue, at this time he happily said to himself: "Ziyue? That's a nice name, and I have a name too! ”

"Don't be in a hurry to be happy, call Brother Sheng to listen first!" Fan Yige said dissatisfiedly.

"......" Ziyue glanced at him angrily and ignored him, making Fan Yige's face stupid.

"Poof......" Seeing Fan Yige's deflated appearance, Li Mang in front couldn't help laughing, but he glared at Fan Yige fiercely.

Brother Fan did not give up, and then resorted to various offensives to tempt Ziyue to call him brother. In terms of age, Fan Yi can also be Ziyue's brother, but the former little fart is also arrogant, how can he be so casually called people, Fan Yi wasted a lot of saliva, but he never got the result, which made him crazy.

In the midst of the noise, the car had already driven into the city, and the two bear children forgot to quarrel and leaned on the window to look at the scene outside.

It was the first time for Ziyue to go out to the outside world, and everything in front of him was very fresh to him, and a pair of eyes were overwhelming.

Fan Yige actually didn't go out of the outside world very often, although he pretended to be old in front of Ziyue, but his smart eyes always glanced out of the car, turning and betraying his inside. Children are children after all, and childlike nature is difficult to change.

Looking at the modern metropolis in front of him, Li Mang was also embarrassed. However, after a period of time, he almost forgot the times, and every day it was either the Yanhuang Compound or the Shanhaijing Space, and once it was a long time, it became a habit.

"Where are you going?" The driver in the suit in front asked out loud, he had deliberately driven the car slowly, but he couldn't keep turning blindly without a destination.

"Xiao Yue, just say where you want to go, Brother Yi will let you have enough fun today!" Brother Fan waved his hand, and the old atmosphere was quite large.

"......" Ziyue hesitated for a moment, and wanted to continue to ignore it, but after all, he was young, and he was usually extremely curious and longing for some places outside, so he thought about it and said, "I want to go to the playground!" ”

"Poof!" Fan Yige sprayed saliva on his face.

"Let's go to the playground!" Li Mang also said to the driver next to him, with a positive tone that could not be denied.

"That's where the kids play!" Fan Yige objected.

"You're a kid!" Li Mang choked.

"......" Fan Yige was speechless, he seemed to be only ten years old this year. A few words muttered at the moment, but no longer objected.

PS: It's still yesterday, ask for a monthly pass, okay?.

(To be continued......)