There's a joke that once I get mad, I'm scared myself!

Well, this is already very pretending to be B, and it is also very bluffing.

But now, a Chinese star told the audience that he was not sure how many kinds of musical instruments he knew.

That's right, the beauties may not know what it means to pretend to be B, but there are only 500 Chinese viewers in the audience at most, but many of them understand the meaning of the word "pretend B".

And at this time, these people who understand the meaning of the word "pretend B", they immediately came up with an evaluation: "A B of the chic brother cow!" ”

Nima, how many things have you learned, how many things have you learned? Don't you really know? It's simply not possible.

And the audience in the United States also feels incredible, not to mention that a person's energy is limited, it is impossible to learn too much, since you have learned everything, then you can definitely count it yourself! How can it be that you don't even know it?

Therefore, the audience was provoked~ emotional, and many people talked about it:

"Is China Tang bragging? Could it be that he really knows countless instruments? ”

"Brother Chic, this is the rhythm of being a god horse? He's making a bit of a big joke! ”

"How dare he say that? I guess it's a joke! ”

……

Hmph, it's true that my buddy can only play less than 10 instruments, but my mouth is amazing! As long as you have heard and know the timbre of the instrument, can't you imitate it?

Hearing the whispers of the audience, the dashing brother in the stadium had a calm face. This time. He suddenly remembered a sentence: "I have the ability to pretend to be B." That's Niu B, but you don't have the ability to pretend to be B, that's SB! ”

Obviously, he is naturally not the latter, because as a person who really has the strength to be around, he is really not afraid of being questioned or discussed.

"Haha, Don, do you know 8 instruments?"

The middle-aged black man with glasses. That is, Spike Lee shouted loudly.

8 hairs? Brother can really play more than you say.

Hearing his words, Brother Xiao smiled indifferently and didn't answer him, just looked at the other audience and said, "Friends, Mr. Spike Lee said that I can only use a maximum of 8 instruments, so do you think this answer is correct?" ”

"Quite right!"

"Too much estimate!"

"He underestimated you!"

……

The audience responded to his questions, and the voices were loud and small, but basically covered most of the audience.

It can be seen that these viewers should also be very concerned about the answer to this question.

After all. No matter how versatile a star is, how good he is. I'm afraid that except for his own knowledge, everyone else can only rely on guessing!

And now, everyone has the opportunity to hear the inside story of China Tang exposing himself and admitting what kind of musical instruments he knows, which naturally makes the audience and reporters very excited.

"I used to always see the very all-powerful online evaluation of China Tang, but now I can finally know how all-powerful he is!"

A reporter looked very expectant and muttered to himself, and the camera in his hand was "clicking" non-stop, which immediately caused other reporters to follow suit, and everyone took pictures wildly, showing that they were very serious about this issue.

When the noise was a little quieter, Brother Xiao looked away a little, dodged most of the flashing lights, and then smiled: "Seriously! I have a lot of instruments, and if you add them up, there are at least 20 or more ,......."

"O my God! Do you know 20 musical instruments? ”

An old man who was drinking water squirted out the drink in his mouth, and the whole person was stupid in disbelief.

"Impossible! No way! No matter how talented a person is, he can't learn so many instruments, because that would take too much time! ”

A middle-aged white man who was holding his phone and looking at the time almost threw it out, his face full of disbelief.

Because as he said, it takes at least a week for learners to learn a musical instrument, so that they can practice, and the Chinese Tang is said to be only a little more than 18 years old, and he still has to go to school, how can he have the time and conditions to learn more than 20 kinds of musical instruments?

", the dashing brother is really bullish! Nima, I thought he would have a few instruments at most! How brutal is the result? 20 musical instruments! And there are at least 20 of them! This is simply against the rhythm of the sky! ”

A fan from China was a little unscrupulous in amazement, and then sighed very depressedly: "It's a pity! If I can access the Internet here, I must send this news back to China immediately, so that those guys are so haode shocked! ”

……

The arena was noisy, and that's because the audience was so surprised!

A star, and a star from China, who has already mastered kung fu, magic, and imitation, has learned to play more than 20 musical instruments? Is this so special that it is simply to make the audience envious of death?

A lot of people are still competing with their first instrument! As a result, someone has already possessed the ability to play dozens of musical instruments, and this Nima is simply short and poor, and he has met a rich and handsome!

Haha, let's discuss it vigorously! Go with your envy! Brother, this is the first time I've taken the initiative to disclose my natural abilities in musical instruments!

Looking at the audience's various shocked expressions, listening to everyone's various discussions and exclamations, Brother Xiao laughed very happily in his heart.

Anyway, it's impossible for my brother to show pure instrumental performance, who would know that I can only play 10 instruments myself?

Thinking so, he smiled and shrugged his shoulders at Spice, who gave him a thumbs up, and both together.

Smiling, he glanced at the other celebrities who were close to the court, and was pleased to find that except for a few people, other stars and celebrities gave him a thumbs up very warmly.

Receiving praise from everyone in the audience, this kind of achievement can be regarded as a rare honor, right?

Brother Chic exhaled softly and subconsciously glanced at Ivanka. Trump's seat. Forehead. He decisively looked away.

"Don. You're awesome! "Ivanka. Trump actually shouted at him and sent a flying kiss.

I'm rubbing, this foreigner is unrestrained! Aren't you afraid of reporters scribbling like this?

Although he is very happy to have a beautiful woman in a foreign country to give him praise and kisses, someone doesn't dare to be too presumptuous, because he knows very well that what he needs at this time is not a scandal, but a real performance.

Nima, if tomorrow's reports all say about him and so-and-so beauty. Then, this performance, which has been carefully prepared for half a month, I am afraid that I can only make some money, because what ordinary people like to watch most is all kinds of lace news! How many people still pay attention to his performance?

Coughing slightly, when everyone's heated discussion was about to subside, he clapped his hands and said: "This is the end of the matter about how many instruments I can have, I believe that everyone will have many opportunities to see my instruments solo in the future, so please enjoy one of my mechanical dance performances!" ”

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

"Great! I love your mechanical dance the most! ”

"God. I'm finally waiting for you to show you the magic of mechanical dance! ”

"Damn, Brother Chic is finally going to dance mechanically again! He still skipped once in Shapingba, Yuzhou, right? ”

……

Brother Chic's voice just fell. The audience immediately clapped their hands vigorously, and many of them let out crazy screams and screams, because they all wanted to know if the all-round magical artist China Tang, his mechanical dance was as magical as magic and kung fu.

And those fans who came from China were even more excited, weishenme? Quite simply, who told someone to perform a mechanical dance only once and never show it again?

In this atmosphere of great anticipation, the speaker suddenly remembered the turning sound of the "woo" motor, and at that moment, everyone stopped talking, and all of them looked intently at someone on the court (on the big screen).

Many people can dance mechanical dances, but whether they dance well or not, whether they can shock others, it really requires skills.

In other words, the real mechanical dance masters, their every move, that can bring the audience a feeling of "this is a robot", must perform a wooden, stylized, and a kind of joint can be played casually.

Whether others can perform well, Brother Chic doesn't know, but he knows that for himself, mechanical dance is currently the most suitable dance for himself, as long as he keeps up with the rhythm, with his current joint flexibility, mechanical dance to dance well, it is really a very simple thing.

With the rhythm of the accompaniment music, Brother Xiao's whole person seems to be made by a machine, and his every move is handed over to the rhythm of the music to command, sometimes showing the stiffness of the mechanical body, sometimes the flexibility of the machine, and even the movements that make people shocked at first sight.

"God, is his waist broken? How realistic is weishenme? ”

"Oh my God, Brother Chic is so easy and happy! The whole person is so backwards, can he still withstand it? It's not acrobatics! ”

"Oh my God! Is he really a machine? weishenme his arms can wrap directly around the shoulder circumference 360 degrees? Wow, my shoulder hurts! ”

"Unbelievable, are his fingers metal? How can you hold up the weight of your whole body with just one finger? ”

……

At the beginning, the audience could still hold back the excitement in their hearts and simply watch, but when the dashing brother performed a waist parallel to the ground, the audience began to boil with enthusiasm.

They stood up with a scream, and whenever they saw Brother Xiao make a move beyond the limits of normal people, they would scream while spontaneously following along, and as a result, several unlucky people appeared in a row, all of which injured their waists and shoulders.

In this boiling and enthusiastic atmosphere of the audience, the dashing brother performed for more than 5 minutes in a row, and when he Zuihou's action - using an extremely bent index finger that looked like it was about to break his whole body upside down, the audience finally almost went crazy. (To be continued......)