Chapter 732: Deformed
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"We went to find medicinal herbs for the gang leader Bixia, do you know this??" The little goblin in black was a little naΓ―ve, and he directly revealed the answer.
"Huh......" Bian Lanlan breathed a sigh of relief, "It seems that my guess is really right, I'm really getting smarter......"
"It's true that you're getting worse and worse......" Nie Canglong sighed, "I'm afraid you don't know yet, right??" These five little goblins are all my registered disciples, and if you fool them, it is equivalent to fooling me......"
"What's wrong with fooling you??" When Bian Lanlan heard the man's voice, her eyes lit up at that time, and she followed the sound and saw the man's figure on the side of the dining car, "With your IQ, if I don't fool you, who else can I fool?" β
"It's all your fault...... "The goblins in green, the goblins in red, the goblins in yellow, and the goblins in white suddenly roared at the goblins in black.
"I, I, I......" The aggrieved tears of the black-clothed goblin were about to fall, "It's the enemy who is too cunning, and it's not bad for me......"
"Hmph......" The four little goblins snorted coldly in unison, and walked towards the cabin, the medicinal materials obtained from the alien should be sent to the gang leader Bixia as soon as possible.
"Wait for me......" The black-clothed goblin pouted and hurriedly chased after him.
"I said, what about your cooking??" Bian Lanlan came to the man's side with a smile, "What is delicious?" β
"I said, you're all home, why did you catch up again??" Nie Canglong glanced at Bian Lanlan and said.
"Hey......" Bian Lanlan sighed, "It's not all my sister-in-law, my sister-in-law is a person, she looks quite haode at first, but ...... This girl is very different from a woman, no matter how many haode girls are. As soon as she becomes a woman, it is as if she has changed into a person......"
"You had a fight with your sister-in-law??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said.
"It's not ......" Bian Lanlan nodded with a resentful face, "The most hateful thing is my mother, you tell me, I am her daughter, I quarreled with my sister-in-law, she actually turned her elbow out, help my sister-in-law or not help me......"
"Ahem...... Zhang Wenge coughed, "The daughter-in-law is her own person." My daughter is an outsider......"
"I said Uncle Zhang......" Bian Lanlan glared at Zhang Wenge, "I think you should find a daughter-in-law to give you a son, otherwise, when your family gets married, you will become a loner......"
"You, you, you......" Zhang Wenge's face turned black at that time.
"What's wrong with me??" Bian Lanlan glanced at Zhang Wenge and said disdainfully.
"Your mother helps your sister-in-law and doesn't help you, you ......deserve it," Zhang Wenge said through gritted teeth.
"My mother not only has a son, but also a daughter. It's much better than someone, someone, he only has a daughter, you tell me if his daughter gets married. Looking at the empty house alone, do you think he will be sad and a hemp rope will be broken?? "Bian Lanlan's mouth is quite poisonous.
"I'm so angry...... Zhang Wenge looked at Bian Lanlan with a dark face. Do you believe that I asked my daughter to beat you up?? β
"I'm not afraid to tell you......" Bian Lanlan pursed her lips, "I'm Qin Xiaoniuniu's most haode sister, if your daughter dares to bully me." Your father and daughter are finished......"
"I said, is there an end?? This is the dining car, the place to cook, if your spitting star enters the meal, will you still let people eat it?? Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, in this world, why can't it be stopped for a moment, this quarrel is over that quarrel, endlessly.
"Hmph......" Bian Lanlan glanced at Zhang Wenge, and then ran towards the cabin, "I'm going to go and play with Qin Xiaoniuniu......"
"I'm so angry......" Zhang Wenge looked at Bian Lanlan's back, gritting his teeth for a while.
"You deserve it......" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "Who told you to mess with her??" Do you think I dare to mess with her?? β
"Or are you prescient......" Zhang Wenge couldn't help but sigh and said.
"Come on, let's hurry up and cook......" Nie Canglong waved his hand, "Hurry up and finish cooking, let's hurry up and ...... on the road"
"Come on, you can get busy, I'll do it alone......" Zhang Wenge waved his hand at Nie Canglong, "Are you really eating separately??" β
"Let's eat separately......" Nie Canglong sighed, "There is a banquet in the world, one day everyone will go their separate ways, if we are used to eating the food you cook, in case we can't eat it in the future, how uncomfortable will it be?" It's better to learn from you quickly......"
"That Cheng ......" Zhang Wenge breathed a sigh of relief, "As long as you are willing to learn, I am willing to teach, as for the tuition fee or something, you just look at it and give it......"
"Oops?? What about tuition? Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows and said.
"There is no ...... tuition," Nie Xiaoqian hurriedly said.
"Such a big immortal, you rely on my tuition, are you embarrassed??" Zhang Wenge glanced at Nie Xiaoqian and said.
"Sorry ......" Nie Xiaoqian nodded and said seriously.
"Canglong, you envoy girl, it seems that you have your true inheritance......" Zhang Wenge came to Nie Canglong's side and muttered quietly.
"Huh??" Nie Canglong was stunned, "What do you mean??" β
"In terms of personality, it's like you're carved out of a mold......," Zhang Wenge was happy.
"You say she's 2, just say it......" A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's head, "Why are you so roundabout??" β
"Look at your ......" Zhang Wenge was suddenly a little embarrassed, "It's a girl, can I say it directly??" β
"Grandpa Xiexie praises ......" Nie Xiaoqian is quite happy, for others, 2 is a curse, but for her, it is a compliment.
"Old man......" Zhang Wenge's facial expression froze at that time, what?? I'm a grandfather now?? It's not scientific.
"Ah......h
Suddenly, a woman's screams rang out, and the sound was so miserable that it was no worse than the pig's screams before she died.
"Huh??" Nie Canglong's nerves suddenly tensed, his eyes flickered, and he suddenly saw a blood qi rising to the sky in a tent not far away.
"What's wrong??" Zhang Wenge was also frightened by the screams just now. The body couldn't help but shudder, "What the hell is going on??" β
"Childbirth ......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but roll his eyes, "It's really enough to choke ......" said, shook his head, and continued to make breakfast.
"What the hell is going on?? Why is it so miserable?? The girl came out of the cabin, followed by Bai Susu and Nie Xiaoqing, and there were five little goblins behind.
"It's a ...... who gave birth to a child," Nie Canglong said lightly.
"Oops?? A new day has just begun, and a new life has been born, which is a good sign......" The girl was very happy.
"Bad luck ......" Bian Lanlan reluctantly got out of the cabin, "I was just going to sleep." If you meet someone who has a child, you can't be considerate of others?? People haven't slept all night, and girls don't get enough sleep, and their skin will become rough......"
"Let's go, let's go and have a look......" The girl was quite curious, waved her hand, and walked towards the tent where the screams were heard.
"Master, what's so beautiful...... Bai Susu pouted and reluctantly followed behind. Isn't it just to lay a ball?? Slippery and slippery, born in a lifetime......"
"Do you think humans are oviparous, too?" The girl was stopped by Bai Sulei at that time, turned her head, and glanced at Bai Susu. A black line appeared on the door of the brain.
"Isn't it??" Bai Susu blinked his eyes, and then a trace of shame appeared on his face, "It seems...... It seems like...... Humans are viviparous, right?? β
"Hmph......" the girl rolled her eyes. Continue to walk towards the tent where the screams were heard, and everyone followed closely behind.
"Help......" As soon as the girl came outside the tent, the tent door was slammed open. A woman with a disheveled hair threw herself out of it, "Help, youkai......"
"Huh??" When Nie Canglong heard this voice, his figure flashed, and the whole person instantly appeared in front of the girl, "What the hell is wrong??" β
"Monster ......" The woman still had blood stains on her body, and her lower body was naked, "I gave birth to a monster, help, help......" said, rolled her eyes, and fainted.
"Gave birth to a youkai??" The girl frowned, then pinched her fingers and counted, "The day is right, and the hour is right......"
"What's the right day, the right hour??" Nie Canglong turned around, glanced at the girl, and asked.
"Leave it alone, go in and get that kid out......," the girl said, pushing the man on his back.
"Oh......" Nie Canglong replied and went directly into the tent.
The tent was pitch black, the blood was very strong, the ground was covered with a thick quilt, on the quilt, there was a baby boy with a tail lying on his back, the umbilical cord was dragged long, and it had not been treated at all, the blood was dripping out, and the white and tender little face was covered with a layer of gray death.
Nie Canglong glanced at the baby boy, frowned, picked him up, and walked out of the tent.
"Hiss......" Bian Lanlan gasped when she saw the baby boy held by the man, "You actually have a tail??" Could it be a youkai species?? β
"What kind of youkai species??" The girl rolled her eyes, "It's just a deformity......
"But this is too deformed......" Bian Lanlan looked at the baby boy, and her little face began to twitch, "If I give birth to a tail in the future, I will strangle him to death......"
"The one with the tail is actually quite haode...... "The girl raised her eyebrows, "At least the second pulse of Ren Du is ......"
"The second pulse of Ren Du is connected?? How do you know?? Bian Lanlan blinked her eyes and asked.
"Any creature, as long as it can bite its own tail, it means that their Rendu two veins are naturally connected, and as far as I know, only sika deer can ......," the girl said lightly.
"Really??" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "I remember, the monkey's tail is quite long, and it should be able to bite it, right?" β
"Don't care about anything else...... girl's eyes rolled, "This little doll has entered his body through the umbilical cord because he didn't deal with it in time, I'm afraid he won't survive......"
"What then??" Nie Canglong glanced at the baby boy in his arms, and then at the girl. Asked.
"What to do??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "You have to ask someone's mother about this, after all, they are the guardians of the child......"
"Hey......" Nie Canglong looked at the woman who had fainted on the ground, "Wake up quickly and wake up......" The voice was not loud, but it was deafening.
"Huh......" The woman groaned, and slowly opened her eyes, but when she looked up, she saw that the monster son she gave birth to was actually in front of her, and she couldn't help but jump up, "Demon demon ...... Yokai ......"
"Your son is just a deformity...... Nie Canglong couldn't help but roll his eyes. Said angrily.
"Freaks??" The woman's frightened expression suddenly became a little more sad, "Yes...... Deformed?? β
"Do you want him to live or do you want him to die??" The girl glanced at the woman, "Your son has already invaded his body because the environment in which he was born is not very good, if he is not treated in time, I am afraid that his life will be in danger......"
"I'm ......" the woman looked at her son's tail, and her face showed a hint of confusion, "Is this world still human??" But he also has a tail. It is better to ...... than to let him live in the world and suffer sins Why don't you just let him go......"
"Otherwise, his corpse, let us dispose of it for you, right?" The girl glanced at the woman with a tangled expression. Said.
"Thank you...... the woman forced a smile and glanced at the girl with a little gratitude.
"You're welcome...... the girl smiled faintly, "helping others is the foundation of happiness." Here's what we should do......"
"Hehe......" The woman forced a laugh, and she didn't know what to say, the son she gave birth to turned out to be a little monster with a tail. This made her a little uncomfortable at the same time, but also secretly relieved, in this world, children are a burden.
"Little green snake ......" the girl glanced at the man, her eyes narrowed slightly, "You take the child to our cabin, remember, you have to dress him up, let him go, be decent, ......"
"Oh......" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, hugged the baby boy, and walked towards the cabin.
"Sister-in-law, is your husband's surname Li?" The girl asked with a faint smile.
"How do you know??" The woman glanced at the girl in some surprise and asked.
"Hehe, guess ......" The girl showed a knowing smile, "Li is the surname, if you say no, I will guess your surname is Zhang La......" said, and also chased Nie Canglong, running towards the cabin.
"Sister-in-law......" Bai Susu took out a big peach from her arms and handed it to the woman, "Our master said that you hurt your vitality during childbirth, and you need to make up for your body in time, so let me give this to you ......."
"This ......" the woman subconsciously took the peach, "how embarrassing is this......"
"You're welcome...... Bai Susu took out a necklace from his arms again, "This is also what our master asked me to give you, I hope you can like it......"
"This is ......" The woman saw the necklace in Bai Susu's hand, made of wood, not exquisite, but the style was quite simple, and there was a sense of grandeur and dignity.
"This is the planting space, as long as you drip your own blood on it, you can recognize the master......" Bai Susu said lightly.
"Oh......" the woman answered, and got some blood and smeared it on the necklace, she had just given birth, and the blood was ready-made.
The necklace was stained with blood and disappeared in an instant.
"Okay......" Bai Susu smiled faintly, "I have done all the things that the master told me, I hope we have a chance to zaijian ......" After saying that, he turned around and chased after his master.
"The master is eccentric...... Nie Xiaoqing caught up with Bai Susu, "You have a planting space, and you even gave you a spare, it's stingy to us girls......"
"What's spare??" Bai Susu rolled his eyes, "Do you have a long brain?" Is this for me?? Didn't you see that I gave it all?? This is the prop that the master uses to settle the cause and effect......"
"What cause and effect??" Nie Xiaoqing was still a little dissatisfied, "The master is biased towards you, and we are his servants......"
"Is there a difference between calling a girl and calling a girl......" Bai Susu glanced at Nie Xiaoqing, "I am the calling girl of your housewife, you are the calling girl of our master, is my status comparable to you??" β
"Hmph......" Nie Xiaoqing pouted and stopped talking, because what Bai Susu said was reasonable, because Bai Susu's backstage was harder than his own backstage, so it was normal for his status to be inferior to Bai Susu.
"Are you two funny??" Bian Lanlan followed behind the two of them, listening to their bickering, she felt quite interesting, "It's just a little bit of a breath??" I thought you wanted to be someone's little wife......"
"Ms. Bian......" Bai Susu turned her head and glanced at Bian Lanlan, "Your breasts are so plump......
"Really??" Bian Lanlan's eyes lit up at that time, "I also think my breasts are very plump......"
"That's why you don't have a brain......" Nie Xiaoqing glanced at Bian Lanlan with disdain, "Typical big-breasted and brainless ......"
"You ......" Bian Lanlan's little face was dark at that time, "You are presumptuous......"
"Ms. Bian......" Bai Susu pursed her lips, "Do you think it's good to be a little wife?" β
"Nonsense......" Bian Lanlan rolled her eyes, "Although the little wife is not as good as the big wife, it is also a symbol of status......"
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