Chapter 856: Rag Doll
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"Are you asking for marriage??" Comrade Li Guiying pursed his lips and looked Zhou Yunshu up and down, "You said that you are twenty-eight years old, this ...... It's all land immortals, I really can't see it, but you said you have 1.68 meters, why don't I believe it so much?? You're only 1.65 meters at most, and if it's 1.66 meters, I'll be dazzled......"
"What??" Zhou Yunshu raised his eyebrows, "I took off my shoes and it was indeed one meter six five, grandma, your eyes are so good ......"
"Hmph......" Comrade Li Guiying smiled coldly, "It's too late to pat on the back, I have a lot of opinions about you......"
"Huh??" Zhou Yunshu was stunned, "What's wrong with me?" Don't let me die in vain?? ”
"If you help her, you just can't get along with me......" Comrade Li Guiying pointed at Wang Xueying and said.
"That's my senior sister, if I don't help her, my master will know about it and will expel me from the master......" Zhou Yunshu said with a look of grievance.
"If you offend me, I will directly ask your master to expel you from the sect......" Comrade Li Guiying said with a sneer.
"Just say, how are you going to forgive me??" Zhou Yunshu rolled his eyes and said.
"Hug me, and I'll forgive you......," Comrade Li Guiying said with a wicked smile.
"Hug and hug ......" Zhou Yunshu pursed his lips and hugged Comrade Li Guiying directly, "What's the big deal??" ”
"hahahaha......" Comrade Li Guiying was happy at the time, and pushed Zhou Yunshu away, "What I hate the most is that other people's clothes are cleaner than mine, I ......" was saying, but he was surprised to find that Zhou Yunshu's clothes were not dirty at all, "This is not scientific......"
"Science ......," the girl rolled her eyes, "she wasn't wearing clothes at all, it was a space battleship, it was high-tech." How could you possibly get her dirty? ”
"This ......" Comrade Li Guiying was dumbfounded at that time, "this space battleship is still so ...... What about such a feature?? ”
"Of course there is ......" the girl raised her eyebrows, "High-tech, these small functions can only be regarded as cultivating sentiment, don't you still have a mother queen??" The Mother Emperor has several space battleships, you can use them as cloakrooms......"
"Uncle's ......" Comrade Li Guiying's eyes lit up at that time, "Aunt and grandmother have developed ......" said, took out the queen egg, and then dripped blood to recognize the master.
Li Guiying's queen egg is not from the Zerg. It's a very strange creature, this creature has wings, scale armor, and hair in the cracks of the scale armor, what it is, I really can't say, it is a new type of species that Nie Canglong fused with several genes.
"My mother......" Comrade Li Guiying looked at this little thing, and his eyes were straight at that time, "What is this thing??" ”
"It's a new breed of species. Your son was made by fusing the genes of the Golden Crow, the Dragon, the Tiger, and others. However, this species has a very serious flaw, that is, it has no soul, so it can only be used as a biochemical weapon......" The girl explained to Comrade Li Guiying.
"......I see," Comrade Li Guiying nodded, "It's understandable......
"Quickly put it into your planting space......" The girl saw that the Queen was growing rapidly. And there was a feeling of tearing the space, and I couldn't help urging in a loud voice.
"Do you have to keep it in the planting space??" Comrade Li Guiying raised his eyebrows and took the mother queen into the planting space.
"Of course......" The girl looked at Comrade Li Guiying proudly. This mother is an aircraft carrier, which is specially used to cultivate space warships, with its own space laws, it can be its own world, if it grows on the earth, it can swallow the whole earth......"
"So powerful??" Comrade Li Guiying's eyes lit up at that time, "It's incredible, my son has researched such a powerful thing, it's amazing, I really admire his mother, he can give birth to such a haode son......"
"Ahem...... "The girl's little face pulled down, "Your son is at most hands-on, and the work of design, that's all done by me......"
"No wonder......" Comrade Li Guiying suddenly exclaimed, "It turns out that this mother queen was made by the two of you together??" The two of you are really a match made in heaven, you can make the mother queen now, and then make my grandson in the future, it is also logical......"
"Puff......" Bian Lanlan was happy at the time, "My mother, it's so interesting, Canglong's personality and genetic components are relatively large......"
"My grandmother......" Zhou Yunshu was also stunned, "This is really a model for my generation, it seems that I have to learn more, but I can't be complacent......"
"Alas......" the girl sighed, "If anyone puts a mother-in-law like you on the table, the pressure will be great......"
"Feeling stressed??" Comrade Li Guiying looked at the girl with a smile, "It's a good thing to have pressure, and only when there is pressure can you be motivated, let me tell you Qin Xiaoniuniu, you have more things to learn......"
"Yes, yes......" the girl pouted, "Who are you?" If you want to say shameless, if you admit the second, no one will dare to admit the first......"
"Hey ......" Comrade Li Guiying was not happy at the time, "You dead girl, how can you scold people??" ”
"I didn't ......scold," the girl sighed, "I and my friends have stunned you, how can you still have the leisure to scold??" ”
"You girl......" Comrade Li Guiying pursed her lips, "I'm too lazy to take care of your ......"
"What are you doing??" Nie Canglong pinched his nose and appeared, "It's about to be breakfast, aren't you ...... What's that, go back to dinner?? ”
"What's delicious??" The girl raised her eyebrows and said.
"It's so delicious, isn't this our mother here?? One hundred and eight dishes is too little, so I ordered the kitchen to add vegetables, and I made 1,800 dishes, what do you want to eat......" Nie Canglong smiled proudly and said.
"Eighteen hundred dishes??" The girl blinked, "Is it for people??" ”
"I said, can you stop pretending like that??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "Aren't the eighteen hundred dishes you developed?" ”
"I developed it??" The girl was dumbfounded at the time, "I can only scramble eggs and cook instant noodles, when did I become so capable??" ”
"That Xiaojun lecture hall, didn't you make it??" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl. Said angrily.
"You said Xiaojun Lecture Hall??" The girl suddenly said, "Do you want to say that?" It seems that this is really the case, I have indeed developed 1,800 dishes, but I don't know if I can eat them or not......"
"Uh......" Nie Canglong's head suddenly appeared with black lines, "I don't know if I can eat it??" ”
"According to Yi, it can be eaten, as for whether it can really be eaten, you have to eat it to know......" The girl smiled. There are some things that people can eat, and some things that can only be eaten by gods, hehe...... It's bad, it's not bad for me......"
"I don't even know what to say......" Nie Canglong sighed, "Aunt Qin, you are my own aunt and grandmother......"
"If she were your aunt, wouldn't she be my aunt?" Comrade Li Guiying was immediately angry, "Son." It's enough for your mother and me to have a mother-in-law, plus an aunt-in-law, you want your mother's life......"
"I sincerely apologize for the damage caused to you......" Nie Canglong sighed. As a sign of my sincerity, I decided to give you a pet ......" and pulled out an egg, "I hope you can take it......"
"This egg is big, isn't it??" Comrade Li Guiying looked at the giant egg that his son had touched. The eyeballs lit up at that time, "How many meals can you eat......?"
"This is not for food...... black lines appeared on Nie Canglong's head at that time, "Didn't I tell you??" This is my pet for you. It's a giant dragon that only appeared in online games, and it's the kind of big lizard with wings......"
"What??" Comrade Li Guiying's eyes widened at that time, "You said this is a dragon egg??" As he spoke, he snatched it over, "What's it??" Let me tell you, your mother's favorite is the fire dragon, and if it weren't for the fire dragon, I would have roasted it and eaten it......"
"You ......" Nie Canglong blinked his eyes, "Don't you like water dragons?" Why did you start liking fire dragons again? ”
"Nonsense, my sister obviously likes the wind dragon, the kind of ...... that is very fast" The girl rolled her eyes, "Why don't you even know what your own mother likes??" You're such a good fucking son......"
"Why are you scolding??" Nie Canglong was not happy, "I said Qin Xiaoniuniu, your ass is itchy, right??" Do you need me to scratch you?? ”
"Get out of ......" The girl's little face turned a little red, and she glared at the man angrily, "Get out of the way for me......"
"Hey, hey......" Comrade Li Guiying was not happy, "You are like this in front of me, if you don't do it in front of me, you still have to treat my son as a slave??" ”
"Mom......" Nie Canglong was moved at that time, "You are my real mother......"
"Master...... "Master" Wang Xueying jumped to her side, "We are not afraid of them, if they dare to bully you, we will fight them to the end......"
"Xueying, you have moved my wife too much...... the girl patted Wang Xueying's shoulder excitedly and said.
"I'll tell you......" Comrade Li Guiying pointed to the girl's nose and began to preach, "As a daughter-in-law, you have to have the appearance of a daughter-in-law, at home, the husband is the sky, haven't you heard of it, the husband is in the sky, you have to find your own position, you can't be a woman like Si Chen, Wu Zetian, she will never be able to enter the door of our old Nie family......"
"Ahem......" The girl coughed twice and looked at Comrade Li Guiying blankly, "What did you say?" Why don't I understand?? Can you be clearer about that? ”
"Pretend to be me, aren't you??" Comrade Li Guiying's eyes widened, "Let me tell you, if you pretend to me, I will pretend to be with you......"
"I don't understand......" the girl said with wide eyes.
"Ahem...... Comrade Li Guiying coughed twice and glanced at Bian Lanlan, "Can you understand?" ”
"Understood, completely ......understood," Bian Lanlan immediately nodded vigorously, "Every word you say, I don't understand, it's really deafening, thought-provoking, and ...... people benefit a lot."
"It seems that you are a material for being a daughter-in-law...... Comrade Li Guiying sighed. Said.
"Hee-hee-hee......" Bian Lanlan was immediately happy, "You praised ......"
"It's not a compliment...... Comrade Li Guiying shook his head, "What I said is the truth, it's not an exaggeration at all, I want to ask you a word, do you want to be my daughter-in-law??" ”
"This ......" Bian Lanlan's little face suddenly turned red, and she twisted and pinched, "It's hard to say......"
"That's unwilling??" Comrade Li Guiying sighed, "If you don't want to, forget it......"
"I'm willing, I......'m willing," Bian Lanlan suddenly became anxious, "I'm quite close to you." I can't let you down, even if it costs me my lifelong happiness?? ”
"Good boy...... Comrade Li Guiying immediately moved Bian Lanlan, "You are really a good boy, from now on, you will be my daughter-in-law......
"Ah......" Bian Lanlan pretended to exclaim, "People are so shy......"
"Can you get some face??" The girl's body suddenly had goosebumps, "I'm going to die, okay??" ”
"You're jealous......" Bian Lanlan smiled proudly, "But it's okay, I like your envy and jealousy......"
"Disgusting...... the girl rolled her eyes. Do you think you're the daughter-in-law of the little green snake? Yuan Da Immortal used to be too, this is the usual method of a certain old lady......"
"I don't mind......" Bian Lanlan smiled happily, "When the time comes, the two of us will be the legendary Empress E." I promise not to be jealous ......"
"Okay...... the girl pouted, "You two are the Empress E's ......"
"I said, shouldn't we go to dinner??" Nie Canglong listened to them, and the more he listened, the more unpleasant he became. "It's going to be cold in a while......"
"Let's go ......" the girl beckoned to the man, "Let's go to dinner......"
"Mom, throw your rag doll away. Let's hurry up and eat......" Nie Canglong glanced at his mother and said.
"What rag dolls?? This is an elf......" Comrade Li Guiying was immediately dissatisfied when he heard his son's words, and was about to show his son an elf, who knew that the elf would ...... It didn't even change at all.
"You grabbed her like that, you would have killed you a long time ago...... "A black line appeared on the girl's brain.
"What can I do??" Comrade Li Guiying was in a hurry at that time, and he shook it when he grabbed the elf.
"Sensei shook it, came home in a while, threw it in the pond, and woke up by herself, what a pretty little girl?? I even asked you to give ...... I don't even know what to say about you......" the girl sighed and said.
"Hurry up and ......" Comrade Li Guiying heard the girl say this, and immediately ran towards the villa in a hurry.
"Comrade Little Green Snake......" Bian Lanlan ran to the man's side, "Did you hear what your mother said??" You are my husband now, you are not allowed to have an affair with Qin Xiaoniuniu in the future, otherwise it will make me jealous, as soon as I am jealous, I like to make small reports, and when the time comes, I will say something to your mother, don't blame me......"
"Didn't you say you were Empress E's daughter??" Nie Canglong smiled coldly, "Why are you starting to be jealous??" ”
"Why can't you be jealous??" Bian Lanlan pursed her lips, "Emperor E just doesn't eat Nuying's vinegar, and she didn't say that she won't eat other women's vinegar......"
"Yes......" The girl nodded, "What Bian Daniuniu said is very reasonable, it's just too reasonable......"
"How??" Bian Lanlan smiled proudly, "Sister is also quite profound, right??" ”
"Not only does it have depth, but it also has height...... the girl reached out coldly and pinched Bian Lanlan's chest, and said with a wicked smile.
"Husband, this bad woman is molesting your wife, you don't care......" Bian Lanlan pretended to scream.
"the fart...... Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, pulled the girl, and ran away as soon as he slipped away.
"Hey......" Bian Lanlan screamed, "You pulled the wrong person, I am your daughter-in-law......" said that, she chased after her screaming.
"Don't be ashamed...... Wang Xueying pursed her lips and chased after her.
"You are not ashamed ......" Zhou Yunshu smiled coldly, his figure flashed, and the whole person disappeared in place.
"A family of neurotics...... Bai Susu sighed, "I have been infected......" said, turning his head to look at the east, at this time in the eastern sky, there was already a touch of fish belly white.
In the hall of the Daode Palace, the tables are neatly arranged, and they are already filled with all kinds of delicacies, and the tempting fragrance hits the nose, making people can't help but move their index fingers.
"Oh my God......" The girl looked at the delicacies, and her saliva began to flow down the corners of her mouth, "It's so fragrant, sometimes, I really admire myself for being able to invent such a delicious dish......"
"Have you eaten??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes, "You haven't even eaten it, how do you know it's delicious?" Maybe it's just the fragrance, but in fact, it tastes the same as chewing wax. ”
"Little green snake, you hate ......" the girl glared at the man, "If you don't think it's delicious, you can't eat it......"
"Weishenme don't eat it??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "I'll eat something delicious, I've never been polite to ......."
"Then let's eat??" The girl glanced at the man and said.
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