Chapter 462: Slaying the Red Dragon
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"Rape you......" Gu Yunfeng gave Sister Bai a look, "If Canglong rapes you, wouldn't this be a good thing for you?" ”
"If Canglong really raped me, a second before he inserted it, you kicked me aside and put yourself on top of ......" Sister Bai said angrily.
"Look at you, why are you so boring?? Can I be like that? Gu Yunfeng blushed and said shyly.
"Is she that kind of person??" Sister Bai looked at Wang Xueying, "You have a pertinent evaluation." ”
"She's not that kind of person...... "Wang Xueying said with certainty.
"Hear that, right?? Xue Ying knows me best......" Gu Yunfeng was proud at that time, she really didn't expect that Wang Xueying would help her speak.
"I misread you......" Sister Bai glared at Wang Xueying, and couldn't help but say angrily.
"I'm not done yet, why are you in such a hurry?? Can't you make people gasp?? Wang Xueying couldn't help but roll her eyes and said.
"You go on......" Sister Bai's eyes lit up and urged.
"Who is that kind of person??" Wang Xueying said with a smile.
"Huh??" Sister Bai was stunned for a moment, she didn't understand very well, who is that kind of person?? What kind of person is it??
"What the hell are you talking about??" Gu Yunfeng was also a little puzzled.
"Puff ......" Zhang Xiaohua'er, who had been watching the play next to her, couldn't help laughing, "Did you really not understand, or did you pretend not to understand??" ”
"Huh??" Sister Bai was stunned for a moment, and then laughed, "So that's the case??" Sister Feng is not that kind of person, so who is that kind of person? ? This is a good saying, with a sense of meaning, depth, and level......"
"Dare to hurt me??" Gu Yunfeng's little mouth couldn't help but pout, and she glared at Wang Xueying. "Some people are about to have a teacher-student relationship, and they are embarrassed to laugh at others......"
"I'm safe, this is a recognized ......," Wang Xueying smiled proudly. It seems that it is a glamorous thing to look safe.
"Are you more than safe?? Are you still obscene......" Gu Yunfeng glanced at Wang Xueying, "It's a pity, why didn't you let the Cloud Zhongzi Dao Master accept you as an apprentice in the first place??" ”
"Originally, I wanted to worship Daoist Yunzhongzi as a teacher, but Daoist Yunzhongzi said that I didn't have that fate with him. It wasn't until I worshipped my master as a teacher that the Taoist chief shouted, saying that my fate has arrived......" Wang Xueying said triumphantly.
"So, you and your master are really quite fateful??" Sister Bai glanced at Wang Xueying in some surprise, "But why do you always make your master angry?" If you try to please him. I don't know how much he likes you......"
"What are you kidding??" Wang Xueying rolled her eyes, "It's not blowing with you, when I first saw my master, I knew that my master was a super vinegar jar, if I deliberately curry favor with my master, let my master be a good Xue Ying for a while, and a Xue Ying for a while, then my master will be jealous." Don't treat me like a crab yet. I ate it with vinegar?? ”
"Aren't you safe??" Sister Bai was even more puzzled, Wang Xueying looked like this, and she was indeed not very threatening, especially when compared to Qin Xiaojun.
"This person, once he is familiar with it, the more he looks at it, the more pleasing it is to the eye. The old lady doesn't really look like she can't see people, if it really makes my wife jealous. When the time comes, don't say that I will grow safe, even if I grow into Kang Mazi, it will be useless. I totaled it at the time, and it was the most reliable to firmly follow my wife's side, and the facts did prove that I had foresight, as long as I followed in the footsteps of my master, the master couldn't ...... me" Wang Xueying said that she had made her original choice, not to mention the pride, just now, it has completely proved its correctness. …,
"I didn't see it, you stupid girl, you seem to be stupid, you are also a scheming person......" Gu Yunfeng has always had a trap when he spoke, "If your wife hears your words today, will she have the feeling that she has been pecked in the eyes by geese all day long?" ”
"Hehe......" Wang Xueying sneered, "If I'm a little worse today, I'll follow your words, guess what will happen to you next??" ”
"What's the end??" Gu Yunfeng's face stiffened a little, and she didn't think that Wang Xueying didn't play her cards according to common sense, but she was caught off guard by the sword.
"Let my master and wife get out of the car and go to ......" Wang Xueying's little face was full of disdain, and her eyes were full of disdain when she looked at Gu Yunfeng, "Although my master and mother have no combat effectiveness, she is not a fool, you dare to fiddle with this kind of trick in front of her, I really don't know whether to say that you are playing a big axe in front of Luban, or playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong's door......"
"What I said is from the bottom of my heart......" Gu Yunfeng was still a little unconvinced, in fact, she never thought that she was worse than Qin Xiaojun, especially in terms of IQ, even if she had no last resort, she couldn't calculate it.
"It's the second time, I'll just tell you this, as long as you say it again, my wife will come out and drive you away, do you believe it or not??" Wang Xueying sneered and stretched out two fingers and gestured towards Gu Yunfeng.
"I don't believe it......" Although Gu Yunfeng is really weak-hearted, but his mouth is not soft at all, when he is talking, he looks at the door inside, sure enough, the door is hidden, a pair of big eyes are staring at her through the crack in the door, so that she suddenly has a creepy feeling, her legs are weak, her body is immediately a little shaky, and her lower body is almost incontinent between this loose and tight, Rao is so, there is also a stream of water arrows out of the urethra, making the crotch wet.
"Sister Feng, what's wrong with you??" Seeing that Gu Yunfeng was a little unstable, Sister Bai hurriedly helped her up and asked with a concerned face.
"Fortunately, there are sanitary napkins, otherwise it will be dripping......" Gu Yunfeng asked Sister Bai to support her, and then she fixed her figure, and let out a long sigh of relief, and when she was relaxed, she actually told the actual situation, and immediately blushed with shame, and she was so ashamed that she couldn't find a crack to get into.
"What??" Sister Bai was a little puzzled, "Are you menstruating??" ”
"Well, yes, I was supposed to arrive the day before yesterday, but who knows it was two days late. Fortunately, I was afraid of a sudden attack, so I wore it for the past two days, otherwise. Just now, it's not much embarrassing......" Gu Yunfeng smiled and said.
"Oh......" Sister Bai didn't say much, in fact. It's good to say that if the menstrual affairs are regular, if it is irregular, you must wear protective measures in advance in those days, otherwise, in case the eldest aunt is at work to carry out a raid. That's embarrassing, if the blood comes out and the pants are stained, then you will have a big face in front of your colleagues.
"Is that really the case??" Wang Xueying expressed serious doubts about this, and looked at Gu Yunfeng with a smile, as if she wanted to see through Gu Yunfeng's whole person.
"Of course that's the case, otherwise what??" Gu Yunfeng glanced at her and said.
"Do you dare to take out the sanitary napkin for us to check??" A sneer tugged at the corner of Wang Xueying's mouth. "I bet. There is absolutely no menstrual blood on your sanitary napkin except for urine......"
"Are you still going to be ashamed?? The housekeeper wants a sanitary napkin...... Gu Yunfeng glanced at her, and didn't take her words to heart at all, you are holding a sanitary napkin between your legs, does anyone want to see it. You're going to pull it out and show her?? Although this person is a woman, it is absolutely impossible. Of course, if you're menstruating. I don't have protective equipment around, but my sister can support you, but it must be new, unused, if you want to use it, my sister will give it to you, but it is definitely not my sister's use. …,
"Why is it related to shamelessness?? We're both women, so it's not a big deal to see each other, right?? What do girlfriends do? Isn't it just communication?? Wang Xueying rolled her eyes and said.
"That's quite reasonable...... Sister Bai nodded, "Sister Feng, why don't you change the sanitary napkin, anyway, it's all poured out once, and it's damp when you wear it......"
"Anyway, it's not leaking, when will it leak, I know it in my own heart, now there are not many sanitary napkins, if you can save it, you have to save it......" Of course, Gu Yunfeng will not pull out her sanitary napkin for people to visit, because she knows what is on it, if everyone sees that it is actually a bubble of urine, then there will be no way to see people in the future.
"Oh......" Sister Bai listened to what Gu Yunfeng said quite reasonably, but she didn't doubt anything, and didn't say anything more after answering.
"Hmph, this excuse is ......" Wang Xueying sneered, "Isn't it just a sanitary napkin?" As long as you dare to take it out for us to see, I'll use toilet paper to ...... when I come to menstruation in the future."
"The toilet paper is not clean, and it is easy to get gynecological ......diseases when you use it," Gu Yunfeng said with a concerned face.
"Yes, yes, that's not clean, you can't use ......" Sister Bai also followed, although she didn't know why, but she also heard that Wang Xueying was deliberately squeezing Gu Yunfeng.
"You know what a fart...... Wang Xueying rolled her eyes, "I tell you, come with me, no one is allowed to use this sanitary napkin in the future......"
"Why??" Gu Yunfeng is not happy, I am a woman, so I have the power of sanitary napkins.
"Why??" Wang Xueying had a dark face, "Because of this sanitary napkin, only my wife can use it from now on......"
"You're too domineering, aren't you??" Even Sister Bai is not happy this time, I have never seen such a person, are you too domineering? ? is more domineering than your wife, and a tricky person like your wife has never thought of monopolizing sanitary napkins, how dare you risk the world's disapproval? ? In the name of your wife, aren't you afraid that your wife will settle accounts with you? ?
"It's just ......" Gu Yunfeng was a little frightened, she really didn't expect Wang Xueying to be so serious, do you have to peel off my face before you stop??
"It's just a fart...... Wang Xueying's slender eyes glared at Gu Yunfeng, "You won't have menstruation in the future, and you still use a fart sanitary napkin??" If you hadn't said that you were menstruating, I wouldn't have thought you would be so scared that you were incontinent......"
"You are talking nonsense...... Gu Yunfeng's little face turned red.
"What nonsense am I talking about?? Afraid of my wife, this is not a shameful thing, many people are afraid of my wife, not to mention urinary incontinence, even fecal incontinence has ......" Wang Xueying said with a sneer.
"You, you, you......" Gu Yunfeng was about to cry out aggrieved, and his speech became stammering, "You are nonsense...... Nonsense......"
"You dare to call me talking nonsense??" Wang Xueying's eyebrows stood up, and she glared at Gu Yunfeng angrily.
"Why don't I have my period??" Gu Yunfeng was so anxious that she was about to cry, in fact, according to the law, her menstrual affairs should have come the day before yesterday, and she didn't take it seriously, after all, a few days earlier and a few days later are common. But now I am a little panicked, because menstruation can be regarded as a symbol of fertility. If you don't have menstruation, doesn't it mean that you don't have the ability to have children??
"You don't even understand this??" Wang Xueying glanced at Gu Yunfeng in some surprise, "My master said that once a human race cultivates. If you want to capture the white tiger and kill the red dragon, do you know what a white tiger is? ? Tell you, it is the man's sperm, and capturing the white tiger is the meaning of locking the essence. What is a red dragon, it is menstruation, cutting the red dragon is the meaning of cutting off menstruation, in our group, that is, my wife did not cut the red dragon, so this sanitary napkin can only be used by my wife in the future, if any of you use it, it is impossible to get along with my wife. I can't get along with my wife. It's just that you can't get along with my master, you can't get along with my master, you can't get along with my uncle, you can't get along with Xiaoqing, Xiaobai, Ding Xiaohei, you have to think about the consequences......"...,
"I'm just wondering, I was supposed to be there last week. Who knew it hadn't come until now, so that's what happened?? No wonder Sister Xiaojun let you tease Brother Nie. It turns out that we have all become mules......" Zhang Xiaohua'er was extremely lost in her heart, and tears swirled in her eye sockets. The lack of fertility for no reason is unacceptable to any woman.
"I'm ......" Tears welled up in Gu Yunfeng's eyes, "I can't be a mother in the future??" I finally knew that Xiaojun weishenme didn't cultivate anymore, it turned out that she had known about this for a long time, and she had been watching our jokes all along......"
"Xiaojun is Xiaojun......" Sister Bai sighed, although she already had a maid, but at first glance she heard that she had lost her fertility, and she was still disappointed in her heart.
"It's not that you can't have children, but it's going to be difficult for you to get pregnant......" Women are born sympathetic to women, and women are naturally jealous of women, this is a harmonious contradiction, Wang Xueying saw that everyone was quite lost, although she was quite sympathetic in her heart, but she didn't tell them that her mother was lazy, so she didn't cultivate.
"What??" Whether it was Sister Bai, Gu Yunfeng, or even Zhang Xiaohuaer, when they heard Wang Xueying's words, they came to the spirit at that time.
"This is what my master said, capturing the white tiger and slaying the red dragon, this is all caused by human factors, have you watched "The Legend of the New White Lady"? ? Bai Suzhen was pregnant with Xu Shilin, and her mana automatically regressed a lot, weishenme?? Because she is releasing the spirit she has accumulated and used it to give birth to a new life, if you want to have a child, you can let go of the accumulated spirit and spirit, and you can have a child by intercourse with a man, of course, it is better not to choose my master, my master is very dangerous, if he has a relationship with you, he will be able to tear you out of the womb if he is not happy......" Wang Xueying said with a wicked smile.
"I'm not afraid...... Gu Yunfeng shook his head, "I don't believe he has such a great ability, if he has the ability, you let him try it......"
"I said you're cunning enough...... Sister Bai was happy, and glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "Such a beautiful thing, if Siyu hears it, she has to rob you......"
"I think it's true that you want to rob me too......" Gu Yunfeng squinted at Sister Bai and began to sneer.
"What am I robbing you for??" Sister Bai rolled her eyes, "I don't plan to have any more children in my life......"
"Just because you don't have children doesn't mean you don't need sex, right?" Gu Yunfeng laughed evilly, "Sister Bai will tell me the truth, if you need sex, who is your favorite sexual partner?" ”
"Why am I telling you this?? You don't have a face, I want a face......" Sister Bai's little face turned red at that time, and she immediately thought of Nie Canglong in her mind, if she could, of course she hoped that her sexual partner would be Nie Canglong.
"You say, Canglong and Xiaojun have known each other for so long, why don't they get bored??" Gu Yunfeng sighed, "People say that time can wear out passion, why are the two of them still so passionate??" ”
"I don't know this??" Sister Bai glanced at Gu Yunfeng, "It's not that you don't know, Xiaojun hasn't let Canglong get his hands until now, and what he can't get is the most haode......"
"It's also ......" Gu Yunfeng nodded quite approvingly, "If you love yourself, men will cherish you, if you give yourself to a man easily, it will make people look down on you, and people will definitely not cherish it, after a long time, they won't take you seriously, if you send it to the door yourself, then he won't take you seriously, Yuan hates ghosts as evidence, and people kicked them off twice......"
"What you said is reasonable...... Sister Bai couldn't help but nodded, "Women, it's better to love yourself a little bit......
"Hmph......" Wang Xueying smiled coldly, "If you all know self-love, you will stay away from my master in the future, I'm afraid you don't know, right?" In my master's eyes, you are already......"
"Shameless ......" Gu Yunfeng glanced at Wang Xueying, and the corners of her mouth began to twitch, do you really care about her master's flowers? ? That must be nonsense, but people just said it so bluntly, no matter what they thought in their hearts, the one in the key room could hear it, right? ?
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