Chapter 197: Sun Chengfu Commenting on Paintings
"First of all, to look at the painting, look at the person, look at the personality of the person who paints," Sun Chengfu said eloquently: "Why do you think these foreign artists have such unique personalities?" Everyone looks like they're full of personality! Mainly because they have self-confidence, this self-confidence that comes from the heart! It's like God first, Lao Tzu second! Lao Tzu is better than others! ”。
Speaking of this, Sun Chengfu also patted his hands and continued: "This kind of self-confidence is what makes these Western masters look so unique!" Self-confidence is very important, any successful person can not live without this self-confidence, no matter whether you are good at painting or doing business, it is difficult to do things to the extreme without such self-confidence! ”。
Turning his head to look at his subordinates, Sun Chengfu was very satisfied with the way everyone listened, and continued to spit and said, "Don't believe me give an example, Bill? Gates, if you look at how Microsoft got off to a good start, he excluded dissent, and Apple's Steve Jobs, who was evaluated as a tyrant in the company! It is with this self-confidence that I believe that I can do better than others, and I am better than you! If you want to be at the top of any industry, this self-confidence is essential! ”。
"Hmmm! Reasonable! ”
"The boss said it brilliantly!".
As soon as Sun Chengfu's voice stopped, everyone immediately shouted, but this time everyone was a little sincere. Because what Sun Chengfu said is like this!
Sun Chengfu stretched out his hand and pressed it weakly, waiting for the sycophancy around him to stop before saying: "This self-confidence is very important for people's success!" The second point! After speaking, he turned his head and looked around and said with a smile: "They are all adults, and there is nothing bad to say!" ”。
Hearing this, many of the people let out a knowing laugh and waited for the boss to continue.
"As for the second point, according to what I have read the artist's book, I have summed up one! That is to become a generation of masters. You must have more women, more beautiful women! ”。
As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of laughter all around, and even the little secretary Xiao Gan covered his mouth and laughed.
Sun Chengfu was very satisfied with the effect of the scene, and waited for everyone to laugh for a while before saying: "Don't laugh, it's really like this!" When we finished our work, we just lay on our backs and panted, and our minds were refreshing! When the master was done, the inspiration came out of my head immediately."
As he spoke, he reached out and tapped his head with his finger on the little carrot, and shook it twice in the air: "Then get up from the bed immediately." Pick up the brush and paint, and this masterpiece is finished! If you get it to the market, it will be millions or tens of millions! I'm not talking about the yuan, it's the dollar! ”。
"No wonder the masters like to change their mothers-in-law, so that's the case!" A worker said with a smile at the boss.
Sun Chengfu didn't think about it, and opened his mouth and said: "Not everyone wants to marry and go home. I'll just tell you this in easy-to-understand terms. This woman is like a charger for a master. Or rather, the masters are like the battery-powered puppy toys my son played with when he was a kid! A woman is like a battery in the belly of a puppy. As soon as the new battery is installed, you can see that it is running happily, and you can't get up when the battery is about to run out! At this time, there is only one way, change the battery! Get a new battery or two! You're running again! ”。
"Hahaha!" There was another burst of laughter all around.
"I'm not talking nonsense, there was once a Western master who said, I forgot what the specific name is" Sun Chengfu thought for a while and said: "He said that a beautiful woman is the most beautiful thing God has created, and it is also an aider and catalyst for art!" So, well. This woman is very important in the creation of art! This is the second point I summarized, how many successful artists have not been married several times? That's not called divorce, that's called battery replacement! Even the outside charger is a lot! ”。
There was another burst of laughter all around. If Fang Yi heard this now, he didn't know what Lu Dao would say about this dirt bun, and the little good feeling he had at the beginning would immediately dissipate to the clouds.
Sun Chengfu opened his mouth and said, "The first time I saw that Fang Yi" turned his head to Mr. Gou who was a few steps away from him and said, "It's called Fang Yi, right?" Looking at Mr. Gou, he nodded and said, "My heart is pounding for a moment!" Not to mention the second one, of course, I don't know what he said about looking for batteries! From the first point, I don't look like an artist! The one on the sofa, without saying a word with any expression on his face, did not have the bearing of his teacher at all! Not to mention anything else, this character is a little bit hot! ”。
If Fang Yi heard it now, he would immediately slam a leather hat on Sun Chengfu's head! Don't toss you, you're still uncomfortable, how to drop!
"What's more, it's the appearance of this Fang Yichang's little white face!" Sun Chengfu said: "The people are good, they are very attractive to girls!" It's harmful, our Xiao Gan waited for others to pass over, and secretly glanced at Fang Yi, this kid! ”。
Xiao Gan next to Sun Chengfu immediately stopped talking, twisted his body slightly, and said coquettishly: "Mr. Sun! You're always making fun of people! Who looks at that little white face! ”。
"That's it! Didn't look! Didn't look! He turned his head to the people around him and said, "I said something wrong, we didn't watch it!" I watched it secretly! ”。
Waiting for the people around him to laugh softly, Sun Chengfu said: "This little white face is cute, but it's not a movie!" The little white-faced people are all good people, and I can only play traitors and traitors like me! The most unreliable thing in reality is this little white face! I don't believe you do the math, in addition to dramas and singers, there are a few little white faces who do business and engage in research! is a rich and successful little white face, and most of them also rely on what their parents left behind! From scratch, we are the backbone of our unsightly appearance! ”。
Speaking of this, he turned his head to Xiao Gan beside him and said, "Xiao Gan, if you look for a boyfriend in the future, you will have to find a rich one!" That's how to rely on it! The little white face is good-looking, but that face can't be eaten! ”。
"Mr. Sun!" Xiao Gan whispered again.
Some people around me thought: Who the fuck rich 255 is looking for your used shit! How blind this eye is! Are the pretty girls out there extinct? Looking for Xiao Gan? Before the daughter-in-law entered the door, the hat on her head was dripping green!
Where could Sun Chengfu think of what some people think, he opened his mouth and pointed to Fang Yi's three woodblock paintings and said: "Fang Yi's character is like this, from the perspective of personality, this person is only a little white-faced, the kind who relies on the reputation of the teacher to make a living." You expect him to draw better than his teacher, don't think about it in this life! ”。
Very confidently made an assertion about Fang Yi's life, Sun Chengfu began to formally evaluate Fang Yi's paintings, paused for twenty or thirty seconds, and carefully looked at the picture before saying: "The painting is full of paintings, but now the portraits are painted to the point that the people who painted the portraits are all over the street!" In terms of style, I can't mention style or anything! In short, there are many small mistakes in these three paintings, and there are also big mistakes! ”。
"I'll start with the good aspect, this Son and the little angel are well drawn. It's cute, chubby and cute! The grass and dew on the ground are very satisfied. But the archangel here is not very well drawn, a little white face obscene! The wings were half-open and had no momentum, because they should be fully open and stretched out directly behind them. That kind of strength and bearing can be shown! Do you think I'm right? ”。
"Yes!"
"The boss said it well!".
"There's another thing that I look bad at. The Virgin and the Son are painted as if they were ordinary European women holding their children," said I. Stretched out his hand and pointed at the screen: "How can you say that you also want to put a halo on the top of these people's heads or something!" The glittering kind, so that people can see at a glance that it is the Virgin and the Son, and now there is nothing on the head, so there are two birds squatting on the tree, and there is a lamb standing not far away, and the lamb is the lamb, you still don't paint it all. Just stick out your head! You say that the heart is not heartwarming! ”。
The more Sun Chengfu said this, the more energetic his heart became: "The archangel shrunk his wings, there is no such momentum, and the Holy Mother and the Holy Son are not like immortals, what a failure in a failure!" Look at the body of this Virgin. Seeing that he is about to fall, he doesn't have that panicked feeling on his face, so he has to open his mouth anyway, with such an expression! After speaking, he opened his little eyes and made a panicked look: "This expression is not logical!" ”。
"Do you know, on the whole, what is the biggest failure of these three paintings?" After asking questions, Sun Chengfu looked around at the people around him, waiting for everyone's answers.
But the people next to him don't say they don't understand, even if they understand, no one is guessing that no one is commenting on their boss, who knows what their boss wants to say, and they are not satisfied with what they are.
"It's very simple and clear!" Sun Chengfu looked at the people who were speechless, shook his big head and said: "On the whole, the biggest failure of these three paintings is this breath!" ”。
After waiting for more than a minute, no one had spoken, Sun Chengfu couldn't help it, and opened his mouth directly and said, "You didn't find out!" I felt it as soon as I stood in front of these three paintings! There is a girlish spirit in the whole painting! You say no! After speaking, he stretched out his hand and jumped in front of the painting and pointed twice.
Everyone looked at it, thought for a while and nodded, everyone kept praising the boss's good eyesight, these three paintings look like a 'girl'!
If Fang Yi heard these people say that his paintings were not beautiful, but what kind of girlishness! A few months ago, Yizhun waved his old fist and rushed up, and he came at Sun Chengfu's fat face. Replaced by the current Fang Yi, he immediately took the money and threw it back in front of Sun Chengfu, and then asked for the painting back. Something you don't know about doesn't deserve to appreciate my paintings!
It's a pity that Fang Yi is not there, if Sun Chengfu is here, it is impossible to evaluate Fang Yi's paintings in person!
"But! It's like Fang Yi's little white face can be drawn, and I really don't believe that others can draw it! Who paints what you paint! Sun Chengfu concluded.
When Mr. Gou heard this, he immediately said, "Why don't we return the painting?" Let this kid return the money! ”。
Sun Chengfu thought for a while and said, "Forget it, so be it!" ”。
There must be a reason for returning the money, Sun Chengfu knows his own family affairs, and the above thing is to tell his subordinates that the painting is returned for this reason? Then people commented that their old bottom was exposed, and they didn't know how embarrassing it was! What's more, Mr. Yu also said that it is good, and the price is not far behind! Sun Chengfu doesn't have a score in his heart!
Sun Chengfu doesn't know what to say, the so-called Mr. Yu is also a half-tone goods, and now Fang Yi's paintings can be appreciated from a level that is not like it, as for the extent of the technique, whether it surpasses Liu Hongshuo and other masters and the like, you just can't be embarrassed by this Mr. Yu, and he can't see how superb Fang Yi's skills are.
And Mr. Yu originally thought that Sun Chengfu was looking for his own painting, and the money would fall into his pocket, but now that he has found Fang Yi, can he feel better. Of course, it won't be so expensive to find Mr. Yu to paint, at most it will be hundreds of thousands. But these hundreds of thousands are also money, and all of a sudden the hundreds of thousands are gone, and I am feeling unhappy, so I looked at it twice and said a good perfunctory thing! The money is not mine, and it intercepts my beard, and it is my business!
But it can't be said bad! If it is not good, Sun Chengfu will return the painting as soon as his head is hot, saying that he said it badly. Mr. Yu doesn't think that his old face can be of any use in Shicheng, to be honest, his name is like this in Shicheng, and most people don't know which onion they are.
Besides, he doesn't have that identity and that status, it's hard to say that it's useless, he is neither Liu Yuchan nor Zhang Chenglin, a master-level figure like Liu Yuchan, and he rashly fired at Liu Hongshuo's students, isn't it unpleasant to find it! Although Mr. Yu said that he was mixed in a small place, he still knew a thing or two about the anecdotes of Shicheng, and he also relied on painting to eat, so he naturally knew the rumors that Liu Hongshuo loved his disciples! It's better to be honest and quietly in this place in Suzhou, don't be embarrassed.
Sun Chengfu has finished saying this, and the evaluation has also been completed, and he is happy in his mouth and heart! waved his hand to his subordinates: "Put it in the church, it's hundreds of thousands of dollars!" After saying that, he took his little secretary upstairs. When I entered the elevator, I naturally became dishonest.
However, in the next few days, the more Comrade Chengfu thought about this painting, the more dissatisfied he became, and he did not achieve the effect he wanted, but he could not return the painting, and the unhappiness in his heart affected the physical and mental communication between himself and the three little secretaries, and the quality of nightlife decreased significantly.
Sun Chengfu's desire to support and control in his heart has worked, he went to the church four or five times, and the more he watched, the more dissatisfied he became! The outburst of anger immediately appeared, invited Mr. Yu over, and communicated with Mr. Yu according to his own ideas, Fang Yi painted a good place to keep, what grass to keep, sheep also painted for me, how big can the wings of the archangel give me how big to open! Christ wants to be richer, and of course it's better to paint it yourself!
Mr. Yu, who had the money, was elated in his heart, but he nodded his head with a smile on his face, talked with Sun Chengfu for a while, and after shaking his temper, he mostly agreed.
Sun Chengfu was very satisfied with the work that was completed after the last time, the character form and clothes were all according to Fang Yi's original version, but Christ became a fat man with small eyes and fat head and big ears, how does the image of the Virgin look like Sun Chengfu's old lady's youthful appearance, and the young Christ is a clear-eyed person who looks like Sun Chengfu's son in the photo when he was a child, and the archangel has also been replaced by his own Lao Tzu. The three generations of this family, old, middle-aged and young, have all squatted up, but this generation is a mess.
If Fang Yi saw this painting, maybe a mouthful of old blood would spurt out from afar, what kind of thing is this! How dare you change that!
Fang Yi didn't know if these local bosses were crazy, what couldn't they do? In the future, there will be such a person, who made a big Buddha statue like Maitreya Buddha more than ten meters high, swept it with gold dust, and made it golden and shining, and dared to change his head to the appearance of his own Lao Tzu, and showed off to others in broad daylight: Lao Tzu is rich! What's the matter! (To be continued......)