"I'm going to help you?"

After Kashiwazaki Xingna squirmed and asked Shi Chen for his help, Shi Chen came up with such a sentence.

"Are you kidding us?!" The angry blonde girl is angry - you are the one who said that you want to help us, and now it is you who ask weishenme to help us, are you teaseing us?!

"It's true that I'm going to help you, but there's always a price to pay for asking someone to help - through the discussion of the student council, I'm willing to gamble and lose, but what price are you going to pay for the rest of the matter? You know, the most basic rule on this shijie is equivalent exchange, and if you want to get something, you must pay what is equivalent to it. ”

"What kind of secondary school boy are you pretending to be! Or do you think of yourself as a two-dimensional character in Iron Necromancer? The little eagle of the Hase River, who was ear-filled by a certain middle two sister all day long, complained wildly in his heart.

The others also looked at someone a little speechlessly-the look of pity in the smile, even a guy like Shi Chen, who was accustomed to ignoring others, was a little unbearable.

"Ahem, well, if Mizuho you're willing to go out with me on the weekend, I think I'll be happy to help you guys in the neighborhood department with all your problems."

Although the tone is still so plain as water, and the expression is still so calm, someone's eyes have become a little evasive, and even a little shy and flustered, thinking that it took a lot of shame to muster up the courage to say this.

"Except for one of the confessed sisters, everyone couldn't help but laugh - a smile without saying a word could be more appropriate to describe their expressions at this time. Kashiwazaki Hoshina, who endured the hardest, was even about to suffer internal injuries, really, such a shy vice president, such a contrasting and cute vice president, it's so rare to see!

"Sister, hehe, you, hehe, promise Tosaka! Huh" Grabbing the armrest of the sofa hard, Hoshina Kashiwazaki said in a teasing tone.

As for the others, either they are not close to the two of them, or they are particularly shy, so they can only be onlookers.

"You, you, you, why are you saying such strange things! This and this and this are too sudden" My sister, who was overwhelmed by this sudden attack, blushed and stammered and didn't know how to express her meaning - Shi Chen's eyes were so troubled that she didn't know what to do.

"If you don't want to, forget it."

Shi Chen's original intention was not to ask Mizuho to agree to his request, as long as he could say that sentence, he would achieve his goal - the goal was not in the result, but in the process, as long as he could let a certain sister see his mind, as for the result, I am fortunate to succeed, and I am lucky to be defeated.

Of course, there is still a faint sense of loss in my heart - who is the girl he likes (?) If you refuse, you won't be in a good mood.

But Shi Chen was Shi Chen after all, and he quickly adjusted his mood - at least on the surface, only to see him push the glasses on the bridge of his nose, and regain his usual expressionless and indifferent eyes. In a non-undulating tone, he said:

"First of all, it's about the head of the neighbor's department.,Since Mikazuki Night Sky and Kashiwazaki Hoshina-san both have a considerable degree of personality problems.,So,I think the minister should be Hasegawa-chan-san."

“weishenme？”

"Me?"

"Kitty Hawk?"

Three different salutations, expressing the same meaning - weishenme elected him as minister?

"The reason has been made very clear, because of the personality problems of the two of you, the task of the minister cannot be handed over to you, although Hasegawa-san, although he looks a little vicious, but judging from his performance, in terms of personality, he does not have much of a problem, as a minister, he should still be more qualified - or do you two think there are other people who are more suitable?"

"Hmph, then let this earthy bastard be the minister! It's better than that fox girl! ”

"Just a piece of meat, huh!"

"It seems that no one has an opinion, so let's let Hasegawa-san be the minister, and the next question is the budget.

Since your club is unconventional, it is impossible to allocate the budget for this school year to you - including money for door locks. In the next school year, it will be decided whether to distribute activity funds according to the actual situation of your club. ”

"Didn't you break the door lock, why did you ask us to fix it?!" Shi Chen's next table is very unwilling-why do you ask us to pay for you?!

"Do you want me to compensate you for your silk top hat?" Shi Chen sneered.

(Horoscope: This is a meme of President Roosevelt, because Roosevelt's New Deal harmed the interests of some large business owners in the economic crisis, so when the economic crisis eased, business owners began to fight back against Roosevelt.) Roosevelt was surprised and outraged by this ingratitude, because the biggest beneficiaries of the New Deal were these big business owners. To fight back against these big business owners, Roosevelt made a vivid analogy in a speech in 1936:

"In the summer of 1933, a decent old gentleman in a silk top hat accidentally stumbled into the water by the dock, and he could not swim. One of his friends, seeing that the situation was urgent, jumped into the water and rescued him. But the precious top hat was washed away by the water. After the old gentleman took off his face safely, he was grateful to his friend for saving his life. Today, three years later, the old gentleman loudly scolded his friend for losing his silk top hat. ”）

"Okay!" The blonde girl was a little dissatisfied.

The other two did not express their opinions, and seemed to acquiesce.

"Next is the members, there are three people in your club now, and there are still two people short of the minimum standard of five, for the sake of insurance, I will recommend three people to you.

The first one,It's a first-year classmate Shixiong Science.,She's specially recruited by the chairman.,Because it's a genius.,So there's a science department as a classroom.,Of course,You can also think it's a laboratory.,His own personality is relatively bad.,So I don't have any friends at school.,If you go and invite each other into the department.,I think she'll be happy.,If you bring some comics of machine warfare.,The success rate will be higher.。

The second, also a first-year classmate, whose name is Kusunuki Village, is in the first class, in terms of personality, well, there are also problems. It's hard to communicate with the classmates.,I like to read gangster books.,I want to be a man like Hasegawa-san.,So,If you go to recruit each other's classmates.,There's a good chance of success.。

The third "Shi Chen set his sights on a certain black and straight girl" Gui Yanye, the fourth class of the first grade, because she had been alone before she went to high school, so she didn't have many friends, and she also met the standards of the neighborhood department - of course, this is only as a candidate, if the number of people is enough, she doesn't need to join, after all, she still has the activities of the flower arrangement club.

As for Zuihou's instructor, I will help you contact Haode. Still have questions? ”

Seeing that Shi Chen solved the problems faced by the club in just a few words, the three people in the neighboring department still had a feeling that they couldn't react:

"Neighbor Ministry, no need to scrap the Ministry?"

"It's very likely, no."

PS: I feel that the more I write, the more scum I get, and it seems that I have decided to make up some pure love works to strengthen the emotional resonance. Otherwise, the characters in this book are like puppets!

Also, thank you Digimon for your continued tipping, and thank you to M-Q for today's tip.

You are so encouraged, how can you make this kind of scum of our generation embarrassing!

Sure enough, it is necessary to strengthen the writing of our generation.

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