Volume 1 See Long Zaitian Chapter 554 Not brave enough
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"Such a handsome and handsome guy, you are willing to share it with other women, are you still not a woman??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes back at the girl and said.
"Look at you, you obviously let you take advantage, you are still so hypocritical, let me tell you, if you are the male protagonist in the online novel, just rely on your hypocrisy, I will never take a look at this novel, and then launch a water army, give you a bunch of bad reviews......" The girl glared at the man and said.
"I'm just so hypocritical...... Nie Canglong pouted, "I'm a real person, but I'm not a super actor who can't be accommodated in the universe of those cows......"
"You don't have big ambitions...... the girl glared at the man with some hatred.
"In addition to this murderous aura, I am just an ordinary little person, but Yuan Da Immortal, much more atmospheric than me......" Nie Canglong shook his head and said.
"You're a useless waste...... "The girl glared at the man, "why are you so unmotivated??" ”
"It's not that there is no enterprising, this is an ordinary heart......" Yunzhongzi Dao Chang didn't know where to jump out, and his black old face was full of solemnity, "A cultivator must have such an ordinary heart, you can't get what you want, and you can't get what you want." ”
"There's something about you anywhere, let me play with it......" The girl glared at Yun Zhongzi and said unceremoniously.
"You ......" Daoist Yunzhongzi's black face turned red at that time, "That's how you talk to an old man??" ”
"You still know you're an old man?? That's how you old man got involved with young people?? The girl glanced at the old Taoist with disdain, "It seems that your old bullnose is not old??" ”
"You girl......" Yun Zhongzi Dao blew his beard angrily and glared, "Old Dao is here to guide you, how can you not know what to do??" ”
"Show you??" The girl rolled her eyes, "The current hooligans, why do you always treat yourself as a love saint??" ”
"Old Dao ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief's face turned red at that time, "Can you not talk about the romance of Lao Dao when he was young??" At that time, it was not illegal to marry as many daughters-in-law as you wanted, as long as you could afford to raise them......"
"Is the marriage law of the Republic of China polygamous??" The girl glanced at Yun Zhongzi. Said with a sneer.
"The marriage law in the Republic of China??" Yun Zhongzi was stunned for a moment, "Don't talk about the marriage law, even if it's the constitution, no one takes it seriously, at that time, who has a hard gun." Whoever has the confidence is enough. The voice of the voice is loud, Lao Dao was a famous Wudang hero at that time, and the old immortal of the old Song family was called the North and South Double Swords on the rivers and lakes. It's normal to have a good sword and marry dozens of daughters-in-law......"
"No wonder it's called the North and South Twin Swords?? You two are really cheap...... girl sneered.
"It's the sword of the sword, the sword of the sword that shook Kyushu with a cold light......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief's face turned black at that time.
"I think it should be the cheapest of the cheap, after all, this is the word to describe the two of you. It is more vivid than the sword of the sword...... "Nie Canglong glanced at the Cloud Neutron Daoist and said.
"Canglong, the old way is to you, how can you not distinguish between good and bad??" The most dissatisfied place of the Cloud Zhongzi Daoist with Nie Canglong is here, I am obviously saying it to you, it doesn't matter if you are not grateful, how can you turn around and shoot directly at me? ? So. Isn't it too unprincipled?? In the long run, who will dare to speak for you??
"This ......" Nie Canglong smiled awkwardly, "I'm just a ...... who talks about things and doesn't have personal feelings."
"Hmph......" Qin Xiaojun looked at Yun Zhongzi Daoist proudly, "The north-south twin swords are indeed the north-south twin swords." It's not cheap to a certain extent, can you run out and find a spray by yourself?? ”
"Wow, I'm angry...... "Yun Zhongzi Dao's long qi qi smoked, and pointed at Nie Canglong angrily." You kid is too ignorant, and one day you're going to pay for it......"
"Little green snake. He cursed you......" Qin Xiaojun stirred up a coax on the side.
"Dao Chief, you really disappointed me...... Nie Canglong shook his head and sighed, "It seems that I can't say that I can repair you today, otherwise, in the future, everyone will dare to step on the face of my dignified land immortal......"
"You kid, you really don't know anything...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi shook his head and sighed, "You just wait, you see that you will be bullied again in the future, and I won't speak for you......"
"Did I let you speak for me??" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "It seems that when we were flirting, you jumped out by yourself......"
"Flirting??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief's eyes were red, "You said such a thing, are you sorry??" Are you flirting? Did you get the donkey kicked in the head, or did I have Alzheimer's? ”
"Generally speaking, it's impossible for any kind of donkey to kick me in the head, so it should be that you have Alzheimer'......" Nie Canglong said seriously.
"Okay......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang laughed angrily, "Even if Lao Dao's hot face is pasted on the cold buttocks, even if you let your daughter-in-law bully you to death in the future, Lao Dao will definitely stop meddling......
"With your words, I can be completely relieved......" Nie Canglong breathed a sigh of relief and said.
"Hmph......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang snorted coldly, jumped into Zhang Wenge's car, and then got into it as soon as he was short, and didn't come out, to be honest, he also made Nie Canglong angry, he had never seen such a useless man, what kind of man is this? ? Inside that majestic body, what is wrapped is really a woman's heart, how can you have such a mother-in-law? ? It's really blind and murderous.
"This old Dao is really underwhelming, and he even dares to hum me......" Nie Canglong spat at the place where the Yunzhongzi Dao Leader disappeared, and said dissatisfiedly.
"Little Green Snake, I am satisfied with your performance, but I still hope that you can make persistent efforts, reach new heights, and continue to struggle on the road of a good man......" Qin Xiaojun squinted at the man and said leisurely.
"Yes, yes......" Nie Canglong nodded busily, "What you taught me is that I will definitely go further and further on the road of a good man......"
"Huh??" The girl frowned, "Why is it that the more I listen to it, the more it doesn't taste??" ”
"The farther you go. The deeper the Dao walks......" Nie Canglong hurriedly smiled flatteringly.
"Hmm......" The girl savored it and couldn't help but nod, "What you said still makes a little bit of sense......"
"Of course......" Nie Canglong smiled and glanced at the rising sun. It's not too early. Why don't we hurry up and hit the road, shall we? ”
"It's okay......" The girl nodded and winked at the man, "Let's go on the road, we must send Sister Feng home today......"
"Oh. Let's go......" Wang Xueying heard her mother's words, so she hugged her little sister and jumped into the four-wheeled car.
"Hehe, it's okay to send another one away...... Nie Canglong smiled, and he understood the girl's eyes. Gu Yunfeng, eighty percent of the people are problematic, and I don't know if she will really bring everyone back to her house.
"It's time to hit the road, right??" Zhang Wenge obviously heard the two of them talking, and couldn't help but say hello.
"It's on the road...... Nie Canglong shouted, and he got on the four-wheeled cart by himself, standing quietly on the wheel, looking around.
"Let's go......" Zhang Wenge sat on the wheel of the car, pulled his legs down, and then shook the reins. The old scalper dragged the cart and walked forward slowly.
As soon as the old scalper walked like this, several cars behind him also followed, and saw a few cars moving, lazy livestock. They all shook their bodies and followed slowly behind the convoy.
After a night's rest, the convoy was finally back on the road.
"Little Green Snake, what are you doing outside?? Why don't you come in and comfort our little vegetarian?? Qin Xiaojun saw the man's upright figure from the car window. I couldn't help but shout.
"From now on, I'll be out in the middle of the day......" Nie Canglong turned sideways. Glancing at the girl, she smiled a little awkwardly and said.
"What's the car??" The girl pouted, "You just pull the cart, just kill our big buffalo to eat meat......"
"Moo......" The big buffalo was pulling the car, and when he heard Qin Xiaojun's words, he was so frightened that his legs were weak, making the whole car shake, but fortunately, the shock absorption ability of the car was extraordinary, so there was no bump.
"It seems that this buffalo is really old, but look at this head is quite big, if it is slaughtered and eaten, it should be able to eat for a month, and maybe it can be dug out of the bezoar......" The girl let the flicker just now, making her heart a little dissatisfied, and this little talk was like a knife, and began to float out from the mouth.
"Moo......" The big buffalo's huge eyes suddenly welled up with tears, that is, it can't speak, otherwise, it will definitely protest loudly, people are still in the prime of life, okay? ? Why are you old?? People are in good health, they eat well, their teeth are good, and their appetite is good, even if they pull a car for you for a hundred years in the future, there is no problem at all.
"Don't scare it......" Nie Canglong was a little overwhelmed, the big buffalo worked hard to pull the cart for you, even if there is no credit, then there is hard work, isn't it? ? Why are you scaring people so much??
"Who scared it??" The girl pouted, "It almost lifted the car just now, shaking me dizzy, such a useless cow, what can you do but eat meat??" ”
"That's right, I actually shook my precious daughter-in-law, it's really bearable, the gods can't bear it, I have to teach it a lesson today......" Nie Canglong said through gritted teeth.
"Moo......" The big buffalo suddenly screamed, and the tears were like fountains, spurting out, who is this provoking whom?? Aren't we just good haode pulling the car?? Why are you two flirting and throwing fire on us??
"How are you going to teach it??" The girl asked, blinking.
"I'm sure I won't kill it brutally and then eat the meat......" Nie Canglong sighed sadly and said.
"Moo......" When the big buffalo heard Nie Canglong's words, he immediately relaxed, screamed excitedly, and his pace became brisk.
"Isn't it cruel?? I remember in the United States, beef was a staple food......" the girl said with a wink.
"Moo......" When the big buffalo heard Qin Xiaojun's words, he was angry in his heart, and he secretly swore in his heart that when he had the opportunity in the future, he would definitely take his brothers of the same clan to the United States. Wipe out from the face of the earth those peoples whose race is their staple food.
"The courage to eat meat, the wisdom to eat grain, the foolishness to eat grass, and the god to eat gas. Our big buffalo doesn't look brave enough. So I'm going to make it not allowed to eat grass in the future, but only meat......" Nie Canglong smiled evilly and said.
"Huh??" The girl's mouth opened wide at that time, "You actually ...... You go so far as ...... "Let's not talk about how bad it is to change the eating habits of a living being." Just talking about the physique of this big buffalo, this is not called bravery, so what is bravery? ?
"Moo......" The big buffalo screamed miserably, but he didn't expect that he was just shaking for a while. actually said goodbye to his beloved grass from now on, is there anything more tragic in this world? ?
"Actually, I think our big buffalo is still relatively smart, if it weren't for its lack of bravery, I would have planned to cultivate it into a god, so that it would only be angry in the future...... Nie Canglong said with a wicked smile.
The big buffalo didn't even dare to bark, in case the lord in the back felt that he was full of energy, and he was still brave, and he couldn't even eat meat in the future. You can only eat gas, and then after you die, you become a god, of course, whether you can become a god or not, it depends on luck. If you're lucky, maybe you can really mix up a god position, but if you're unlucky, you can only leave a skin for the eight achievements. Let future generations look at and remember.
"Listening to what you mean, it seems that you want to cultivate it into a god??" The girl said in some surprise.
"Don't say it. I really have this idea......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but smile and said.
"I think it's better to let it be angry now......" Qin Xiaojun blinked his eyes, "Since you plan to cultivate it, why don't you do it in one step?" Although there is essence in the flesh, which can strengthen the human body, but the filth in it is also incomparable to other foods, and when its body becomes stronger, the filth accumulated in the flesh has also reached a certain level, and if you want to make it angry at that time, I am afraid that it will not be able to eat it......"
"Weishenme can't eat anymore??" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment and asked with some puzzlement.
"Look at you, you're still a fairy......" the girl glanced at the man, "If there is too much filth in the body, it will be ingrained under the accumulation of it all year round, and it will be more difficult to clear it than to ascend to the sky??" With the resources to train it into a god, thousands of cows have already been cultivated into gods......"
"Huh??" Nie Canglong looked at the girl and couldn't help but be a little surprised, "You are a little mortal, you know a lot, right?" ”
"Nonsense......" the girl glanced at the man, "such a simple truth, who doesn't understand??" ”
"Isn't that obvious??" Nie Canglong was stunned for a moment, "Why do I feel so profound??" ”
"The gap in IQ, this can't be explained clearly with reason...... "The girl glanced at the man and said with a disdainful expression.
"You look down on me??" Nie Canglong glared at the girl angrily, "You know, I hate it when someone talks about my IQ the most......
"I'll talk about your IQ, what can you do with me??" The girl glanced at the man, raised her eyebrows defiantly, and said.
"What can I do with you?" Nie Canglong couldn't help but sneer, "Who are you, Ms. Qin Xiaojun?" Killing such an honest and honest buffalo to eat meat at every turn, how could I, an intelligent person, come up with such a brilliant idea? ? ”
"You mock me......" The girl's eyes widened at that time, and she glared at the man angrily, "You dare to mock me, little green snake, do you know, I'm going to be angry, I'm going to be angry, I'm really going to be angry......"
"If you're angry, you're angry......" Nie Canglong pursed his lips, "Is it to close the door and let Xiaoqing go, or use medicine?" Brother is all next......"
"Okay, good, your wings are stiff, I have to let you know how good I am today......" The girl rolled up her arms and sleeves, making a pair of jiashi who wanted to fight hard with men.
"Hmph......" Nie Canglong snorted twice, then looked up at the sky, and made a lonely life like snow, "I am a land fairy, a gentleman, a pure and good man, how can I be frightened by a little woman??" ”
"You're a good gentleman, aren't you??" The girl's childish little face was a little dark, "You don't know how many beauties there are in my snake gang, aren't you a pure man??" Tonight, I will definitely let them give you a turn, I think you, a pure and good man, can last a few hours......"
"Xiaojun......" Nie Canglong softened at that time, from a pure good man to a pure young man, "My good baby, how can you be so good to your husband??" The first night of being a husband has been ruined by you, is it possible that the second night of being a husband will also be ruined by you?? It's not fair to you, it's even more unfair to me......"
"You're done, you know?? I, Qin Xiaojun, have always been a spit and a nail when I speak, and I will never regret it......" The girl glared at the man angrily, "I have already let out the cruel words, if I take them back so quietly, it means that words don't count, I don't talk about credit, and I ravage people's feelings, so who will listen to me in the future??" Do I still have prestige? ”
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