If you don't return home, it's like walking at night.

The meaning of this sentence is very simple, that is, if people are developed and don't go back to their hometowns to show off, who knows if your kid will turn over and be the master of singing? Isn't this just wearing gold and silver to ghosts in the dark?

Brother Chic is a native of Bashu, but it is not a township under the rule of Shudu, so strictly speaking, he landed at Shuangliu Airport by plane, which is not a return to his hometown, because Shudu to his home, even if it is direct by car, it will take 7 or 8 hours!

But it doesn't matter, because the front of his household registration book is Sichuan, China, as long as he is from Sichuan.

"Tang Xiaosheng is home, you know?"

It's a very simple question, like "Have you eaten?" It's the same, but it's just such a sentence, but in recent days, it has become the hottest word in the entire Bashu Province, and there is no one.

"Tomorrow, Tang Xiaosa goes home, will you go to the queue?" -- Chengdu Daily

"Tang Xiaoshuang's hometown signing, will you tie him up?" -- Tianfu Morning Post

"Tang Xiaosheng is back, we all go to pick him up, we all cheer for him!" ――Chengdu Business Daily

"The chic brother returns to his hometown to sign the sale, and the fellow + fans gather strongly!" ――West China Metropolis Daily

……

The winter in Sichuan has always been cold, especially in the afternoon, when the sun is still in the sky, the temperature can basically be kept at about 7 or 8 degrees.

At this temperature, if there is nothing to do, the average person will definitely be happy to go out for a stroll, not only to pass the time, but also to go out to bask in the mildew.

In this case. is known as "the most atmospheric Sichuan star in history". I have boarded a plane from Lhasa to Chengdu. He will land at Shuangliu Airport in two hours.

……

Li Shuai is a senior electrical engineer, just returned from a plane in Guangzhou, ready to celebrate his baby son's birthday, and, in order to surprise his son, he deliberately did not call home, but also took a noon flight back, ready to pick up his son from school in the afternoon. Buy him a cake by the way.

From the security check to the takeoff, everything went smoothly, Li Shuai's mood was a little excited, because he hadn't hugged his son for almost half a year, so he didn't feel sleepy at all, so he asked the flight attendant for a few newspapers, and decided to watch it slowly for two or three hours.

"Qiang Zai, our flight seems to be exactly an hour earlier than Brother Chic's flight! Then when we arrived in Chengdu, wouldn't we just be able to pick up his plane? ”

A female passenger's voice rang out. Just sit behind him.

, why is it Tang Chic again? Do you dare to disappear this name?

Hear the words of this female passenger. Li Shuai really couldn't help but want to complain, because the newspaper he got happened to have a report about Brother Chic: Tang Chic had more than half of his national signing trip, and the album sales exceeded 17 million worldwide.

Nima, there are reports of him every day, either scandals or sales, or fans picking up the airport and crowding the airport, or how lively the signing meeting is, these gauze reporters are especially good at frying cold rice, how much black money is collected to be so fanatical in reporting?

Can you make Lao Tzu's eyes and ears a little quieter?

Li Shuai really doesn't like the so-called stars, he doesn't even like to watch TV and movies, and even the songs only like classical music, so he has never chased stars, and he will never chase stars.

When he was powerless to complain in his heart, the 'strong boy' sitting next to him responded: "Yes! That's why I bought this flight! In order to participate in the pick-up event, haha, I finally want to see the true face of the chic brother! ”

it, fortunately I didn't give birth to it!

At this moment, Li Shuai just wanted to ask him one sentence: "Sao Nian, you are such a waste of money, do your parents know?" ”

He didn't ask, but the female passenger in the back said, "I'm afraid we won't be able to get in front of the queue later, right?" The official website says that tens of thousands of people will come to the Sichuan branch, plus those who have not entered the official website and join in the fun, the airport hall is probably crowded, right? ”

"That's right! After all, Sichuan is the hometown of idols, and when he comes back for the first time, I'm afraid the attraction will be very scary! ”

Qiang Zai said a little depressed: "Wait a minute, we can only see the opportunity, maybe we can communicate with the organizers here to see if they can give us two places!" ”

"Well, I don't know if today's pick-up event will break the record of 15,000 people set by Jinan Station, it looked so spectacular on TV at the time! It was as if the entire airport was blocked, and it was said that it took more than three hours for all the evacuations to go home. ”

"That's fine! This is Brother Chic's hometown, just come to some people, at least you can break 20,000! ”

"Damn, Lao Tzu hates Tang Xiaoxiao!"

Hearing the questions and answers of the two, Li Shuai's face changed, and he shouted again in his heart.

Your sister! Shuangliu Airport is not big, the area and design of the waiting hall can not be compared with the capital airport at all, just this kind of old airport, if 15,000 people directly pour in to pick up the plane, all passengers have to be stranded, because everyone can't walk at all!

There are people everywhere, screams everywhere, how can you go fast in this situation?

"Haha, then you must take a good picture later, and pay attention to the camera, maybe you can see us on TV then!"

"I ......"

Li Shuai couldn't be quiet, he turned his head to look at the "strong boy" who was about to speak, and said, "Little brother, does it make sense for you to chase stars?" What can you get not? ”

If I chase the stars or not, do you care?

Uh, this is the response of the average middle two brain-dead fans, but 'Qiangzai' is not so brain-dead, so he glanced at Li Shuai and said with a smile: "Chasing stars is a very happy thing!" He makes me feel fulfilled! ”

"Yes, we can witness everything about the idol, whether he is happy or sad, we will spend it with her, which is actually a kind of spiritual sustenance!" The woman in the back row also responded.

Happy? Plenum? And also spiritual sustenance?

Li Shuai almost burst out laughing, he couldn't wait to spit on him!

I was full of food and played chasing stars, but they chased out the philosophical significance, why didn't Lao Tzu wake up? Or are all the young people nowadays eating 'wonderful pills'?

Pulling the corners of his mouth, Li Shuai squeezed out a smile and said: "It costs a lot of money to chase stars, right?" Does your family know? Will it be against you? ”

In his opinion, as soon as this question is asked, both of them will definitely burst into a sentence of "What's the matter with you?" ”

Because he obviously managed too widely, there was some provocative flavor in it, and he was ready to accept being scolded.

But-

"It didn't cost much!"

Qiang Zai didn't get mad, but smiled: "It only cost a few hundred yuan before and after, and I came out with two less mahjong, as for the family, who cares about such a trivial matter?" My parents used to chase the 'Four Heavenly Kings', and they were crazier than us! The whole family has to go to Tianhe Stadium to watch their concert! Nothing at all. ”

Well, I served YOU!

Li Shuai shook his head, he really felt speechless!

Just when he wanted to act as a deaf man and ignore it, two passengers in the front row joined in:

"Young man, where will Tang Xiaosheng's signing party be held in Chengdu tomorrow? My daughter is a big fan of his, and she would be so happy if I could get her an autographed CD! ”

"Yes, yes! happened to arrive in Chengdu, and by the way, I got a signed record of a big star for my son, so that he would not have to skip class to queue up at that time, so it would be uneasy! ”

Your sister, you parents, Lao Tzu is really speechless!

Li Shuai rolled his eyelids unknowingly, and glanced at them roughly, these are two middle-aged men, and they know at a glance that they should belong to the kind of people who are on a business trip.

And what made him even more speechless was that these two middle-aged people seemed to have made a start, and with their drive, a lot of interested people suddenly appeared in this cabin, everyone talked about Tang Xiaoshi, and many people asked about the location of the signing meeting very seriously.

And in this case, there were several people in the cabin who were also fans, they were embarrassed to say it just now, but they were no longer hiding at this time, and they were enthusiastic to communicate with Qiang Zai and the two, and also acted as commentators for other interested passengers.

"This Tang Xiaosheng doesn't seem to be like other stars, he can do anything, if he learns cross talk, I'm afraid it will be even more powerful!"

"I used to think that Li Yuchun should be the fastest star in China, but I can't imagine that there are people who can climb faster than her! And it's not a draft! ”

"Look at this report, it has sold 17 million copies in more than two weeks, which is more than 5 times that of Jay Chou's record this year! How can you still sell so much? ”

"Didn't you hear his song? Although I didn't buy a record, I often heard his songs playing, and they were really good, and it seemed like every one of them was good. ”

……

The ears were full of similar discussions, and the passengers put the topic on a star, which made Li Shuai Spartan.

At this time, he really wanted to yell: "Nima, do you dare not to say that Tang is dashing?" Lao Tzu has been annoyed with this name lately! ”

Read the newspaper, there is him;

Watching TV, there is still him!

Sometimes I turn on the car radio and it turns out that there is still him!

I didn't think of taking a plane, and as a result, the whole plane was talking about him!

Brother is really annoying!

However, the thing that makes the public angry is obviously not what a smart person should do, he opened his mouth, Zuihou helplessly clamped the earplug to his ear, and prepared to sleep in Chengdu with his eyes closed.

Lao Tzu can't say it, so just out of sight and out of mind, just talk about it!

However, at this time, Qiang Zai, who was sitting next to him, patted him on the shoulder, smiled and said, "Big brother, you are from Sichuan, right?" Do you prefer Li Yuchun or Tang Xiaocai? ”

Li Shuai was shocked, and wanted to cry without tears in his heart: "Your sister, let me go to shit!" (To be continued......)