"Responsible? There is actually a man called responsible? Ahh......h I'm laughing to death! ”

When he returned to the dormitory at night, when Yu Weixiao told his roommate the news, Xiong Dingding, who was lying on the one-meter-wide bed in the dormitory like a Buddha, laughed like a mountain shaking the ground.

"Don't laugh." Xiao Fei, who had just come out of the bathroom, told people seriously: "I have heard the name Fu Ze, and there is a girl in our department who once had a leg with him...... No, it's several girls. ”

"Huh? It's still a big carrot, but you have to be careful. Tian Mimi, who was immersed in reading hard with big glasses, suddenly came up with such a sentence.

"I'm just going to be a nanny, I don't steal or rob, I look mediocre and I don't have the risk of being robbed, be careful of fart?" Yu Wei hummed, the bear Ding Ding on the top bunk was still laughing, and the bed was still shaking.

When I first entered the university, the dormitory was arranged by lottery, and when Yu Weixiao drew Xiong Dingding's lower bunk, I was worried all the time that with Xiong Dingding's strong physique, would he turn over in a dream one day, and then fractured the bed board and fell down and crushed himself to death?

"Ever since I said goodbye to high school and entered college, I've been learning more every day, don't you think?" Xiong Ding Ding turned over, and Yu Weixiao clearly heard the fragile moan from the bed board, "Don't say such a strange name as 'Fu Ze', just the three of you, Xiao Fei, consumption?" The fish is small, and the fish smiles? Tian Mimi, sweet and sweet? It's all weird, okay? Ahh......h

The bunk bed trembled with her laughter, and Yu Weixiao picked up the computer and hid on the balcony.

In fact, Yu Weixiao also feels that his three roommates are all wonderful, not just names.

The big fat girl Paper Bear Ding Ding, strong as a cow and infinitely powerful, was originally recruited with sports expertise, but accidentally mixed in the Chinese department, so far even Han Yue and Han Geng can't figure it out, only know how to eat.

The focus of the beauty Xiao Fei, the school flower reserve, the suitor can be lined up from the top of Xiaohe Mountain to the foot of the mountain, and the person of the art department.

Glasses Lolita Mimi, whose parents are psychology professors at this university, are destined to have a hopeless journey of endless hard work since the day they were born.

Comparatively speaking, Yu Weixiao is the most ordinary of the four girls, but she has always advertised that she is slimmer than Xiong Dingding, more affinity than Xiao Fei, and lives a casual life than Tian Mimi, so she still mixes well......

The fish was only small and small, and it was not until 5:45 the next morning that he was woken up by the bear Ding Ding, who climbed out of bed to pee.

"Ahh

"What are you doing? Crying before dawn...... "Bear Ding Ding fell on the lock of the bathroom in a rage.

Yu Weixiao dressed and got out of bed at the speed of the wind, but the bathroom was occupied by Xiong Dingding, and she couldn't brush her teeth and wash her face.

"Forget it, for eight thousand yuan!" She gritted her teeth, directly carried her bag, and rushed out of the door.

When Xiong Dingding came out of the bathroom sleepily, she was only blown by a messy wind, and she did not move......

At 6:20, Yu Weixiao grinded with the handsome guard at the gate of Tianmu Garden for 8 minutes, and rushed to the door of apartment No. 8 at half past 6, just throwing away all today's salary, and also pasted the hundreds of dollars that came over.

While pressing the doorbell, he was rubbing his blood-dripping heart, and a pink face appeared on the monitoring screen outside the door: "Who?" ”

"Hello, my name is Yu Weixiao, I'm here to be a nanny, please open the door." In the face of a four or five-year-old bear child, Yu Weixiao still has more than 7,000 yuan this month, and his attitude is as good as a maid.

"There's no one at home." Unexpectedly, the bear child glared at Yu Weixiao viciously, and then the screen dimmed.

"Huh? Ay? Feed! "I didn't expect to be closed on the first day of work, and I thought that I was personally invited by Mr. Fu with a high salary! Angry, Yu Weixiao felt that it was not enough to press the doorbell, so he simply knocked on the door panel with his palm, "Open the door quickly!" Open the door! I saw you all and said no one? ”

"I, yes, machine, device, person, 1701, number." The screen lit up again, and the bear child pretended to be paralyzed.

"Hey? You robot has the ability to let me in, wait for me...... Wait for me to call and tell your dad! Yu Weixiao grabbed the mobile phone to dial, but suddenly realized that he didn't have Fu Ze's number.

"Forget it." Yu Weixiao put down his mobile phone, sat down on the stall outside the door, took the biscuits in the bag and began to gnaw, thinking that he was late anyway, and he couldn't get in today.

Sure enough, it only took about ten minutes, and the bear child took the initiative to light up the screen: "Auntie? Aunt! Are you still there? ”

"Huh? At! Yu Weixiao, who didn't sleep enough, was about to fall asleep, stood up and pressed against the camera and asked, "What are you doing?" ”

"Auntie, the bathroom is out of paper!" The bear child opened the door as he spoke.

After hearing a series of unlocking sounds, Yu Weixiao pushed the door and bumped into a bare-bottomed child.

Although there is only a screen through a door, the deity is obviously fatter and more naïve than it looks in the image, even if the heating is turned on in the house on this cold day, this girl doesn't need to show his handle to hang around, right?

"Oops......" Yu Weixiao patted his head and asked embarrassedly, "How old are you?" Don't know how to wear pants when you open the door? ”

"Five years, I said that the bathroom is out of paper!" After he finished speaking, he turned and ran to the bathroom, "I haven't wiped my ass yet-"

"You don't use 'years' to describe age!" Yu Weixiao followed with a black line, "Where do you put all the paper?" ”

"You're an aunt, don't you know?" The bear child squatted down on the toilet again.

As long as Yu Weixiao thought of running out without wiping her buttocks just now, her heart straightened up, hoping that the white carpet as white as snow was not soiled by him, otherwise her workload for the day would not stop from the morning.

Try to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find paper, by the way, observe this huge apartment, it is still divided into upper and lower floors, one floor is more than 100 square meters, in this city center where housing prices are skyrocketing, Mr. Fu is really rich.

"How many years have you lived? Aunt! "The bear child in the bathroom is really verbose, asking girls sensitive questions so unceremoniously.

"Eighteen!" Yu Weixiao rolled up the paper on the coffee table in the living room and rushed to the bathroom, and stuffed it to him with a black face, "Call me sister!" ”

"Sister, I won't wipe my ass." The bear child blinked, and his black and big eyes rushed to the fish, and he begged for mercy.

Yu Wei was stunned for a moment, glanced at the toilet, imagined the content, and shook his head: "I won't either." ”

"Sister hasn't learned to wipe her ass after eighteen years of life?"

"......" "And how do you spend your day?"

"You want to care?"

"Doesn't it stink? Isn't it dirty? ”

"Shut up!"

"Does it ...... itchy?"

"Shut up—"

Yu Weixiao couldn't stand it anymore, so he picked him up and threw him into the big bathtub in the bathroom, and said angrily: "You just take a bath!" ”

Ripping off his SpongeBob nightgown, he turned on the shower head and rushed at him.