Chapter Seventy-Seven

The Lin family's homecoming banquet was quite interesting.

The new son-in-law Zhuang Xiucai has a hobby, as soon as he drinks, he has to recite poems, regardless of whether the predecessors are still made by himself, he always has to habitually come to a few songs on the wine table, and then wait for everyone to applaud.

The eldest son-in-law, Wu Song, is a head catcher, what he is best at is handling cases, he is interested in martial arts capture, he has nothing to do to be a gentle husband, the husband and wife are loving and harmonious, and he doesn't feel that there is anything missing in his life.

Today, the two sons-in-law gathered, and the mother-in-law looked at Yingwu's eldest son-in-law, and then looked at Sven's second son-in-law, which was originally a pleasure. Pity...... After three rounds of drinking, Zhuang Xiucai ...... He will recite poetry.

"The jade color is evenly rubbed by the slender hands, and the green oil is fried to make it tender and yellow.

When the night comes to spring sleep, you know the severity, and the beautiful woman is wrapped in gold. ”

Wu Song: "...... eats ring cakes and eats ring cakes, what nonsense?

Anyway, he also came out of Mr. Bao's school, and he also made a few crooked poems, and recited the poems of his predecessors, this poem is not Zhuang Xiucai's original, but a random work of his predecessors.

Lin Biyun: "Husband, what did your brother-in-law say?" ”

Wu Song: "I don't understand. This sweet and sour fish made by your mother-in-law will definitely suit your appetite, lady, you eat more, our children are smart. ”

Zhuang Xiucai was very disappointed in this brother-in-law.

I thought that even if it was fast, I wouldn't be able to sing and at least enjoy it, right? Even if you don't know how to appreciate it, you should have a look of awe in your eyes for the reader, right?

He was sure that his brother-in-law was not at all.

Zhuang Xiucai's gaze crossed over his illiterate mother-in-law, and bypassed his wife and sister-in-law, who although she looked excellent but only knew how to make money with the smell of copper, and even had to withhold the dowry money of his mother-in-law - opening such a big shop, his wife's dowry was only eighty taels of silver - Zuihou set his eyes on his brother-in-law's face.

He didn't want to think about it, his dowry was only forty taels.

Lin Nan was embarrassed by his gaze with high hopes. He is an honest child, he happened to read this poem a few days ago, and he couldn't do this kind of thing if he wanted to praise his second brother-in-law's poem for doing well with his conscience. If you want to praise the second brother-in-law's recitation...... Doesn't this indirectly indicate that the second brother-in-law copied the poems of his predecessors to cover the illiterate and semi-literate people?

Lin Nan was in a dilemma, Zuihou took a ring cake and stretched out his arm to cross Lin Biyue with difficulty, and put it directly on Zhuang Xiucai's plate: "Second brother-in-law, eat cakes!" Eat the cake! Since he chanted a poem with the title of ring cake, Lin Nan thought that he wanted to eat ring cake.

Lin Biluo: "......"

Only Lin Biyue was the only one present, generously giving a few admiring eyes. It's a pity that Zhuang Xiucai tried to sing poems and harmony with his wife within three days of marriage, and found that the other party would not say anything else except for the stupid expression with his eyes, "Although I don't quite understand what you are talking about, but husband, you are so powerful".

She won't be like his pink confidantes, she will praise him: "Zhuang Lang, this ingenious sentence behind you ......"

"Zhuang Lang, your poem is novel, especially the finishing touch of zuihou, the whole poem is alive ......"

“……”

Zhuang Xiucai once again regretted that the days of red sleeves and fragrance seemed to be getting farther and farther away from him.

Talking about the candles in the cave room, Lin Biyue sat with her head covered, waiting left and right, waiting for the drunken Zhuang Xiucai, who took off the hijab, he took a closer look, and began to chant poems, saying a lot, Lin Biyuetong didn't remember, only remembered one sentence: "...... It turns out that the color is the most common ......" is because this sentence is catchy, similar to the vernacular.

She pondered in her heart for two days, guessing what Zhuang Xiucai meant, and she had the heart to ask, but she was embarrassed to open her mouth. After all, she doesn't know much, and she's afraid that she will remember it wrong, and she will laugh at it.

The wedding night is okay, one is drunk and hazy, the other is shy and timid, there is no less to do, and Zhuang Xiucai sings poems to help the fun, unfortunately the audience is semi-literate, and he can't even have a proper cheer, and he only roughly remembers the physical differences between men and women, as well as ...... I finally understood He's instructions when I was about to go out.

"Anyway, when I entered the cave room, I followed my uncle in everything...... Even if it hurts a little, I can endure some ......."

Lin Biyue began to endure it from entering the cave room, and before it opened on the second day, her mother-in-law began to knock on the window: "Get up, if you don't get up again, the sun will be too lazy......"

She moved half of the man who was pressed heavily on her, endured the discomfort and struggled to get up, got dressed and went to open the door, only to see the black outside without seeing her fingers.

"Sweep the yard first, remember to be quieter, don't make noise about Da Lang sleeping. He had a hard time last night, let him sleep more. ”

Lin Biyue: "......"

If it was in her own mother's house, she would have quit a long time ago.

finally endured the three-day return to the door to drink, and when she saw her mother's family, she felt that her heart was a little smoother.

However, he is also a talent, such as Lin Nan, who never recites poetry in front of his family.

Therefore, this homecoming wine, except for Zhuang Xiucai, the rest of the people think it is good.

Wu Song saw that his wife was eating sweetly, and he felt refreshed, so he unexpectedly ate half drunk, and after eating, he crooked himself on Lin Nan's bed, and let his wife talk to his aunt in private.

Lin Biyue went home suddenly, and had a lot of words to confide in her mother and sister in her heart, except for paying attention to her husband's face at the beginning, and habitually admiring her eyes, she only looked forward to the banquet and went to the back hall to talk about it, but she didn't pay attention to Zhuang Xiucai, who was hard to find, poured wine one after another, didn't eat much, the wine poured on her head, Zuihou was helped to her room by Lin Nan, and the two brothers-in-law rested together.

sent her son-in-law, Ying'er went to clean up the mess, and the mother and daughter went to He's bedroom for a meeting.

Lin Biluo also wanted to participate in the mother-daughter sister symposium, but was kicked out by He on the grounds of "unmarried", and she was indignant before leaving: "I have a hundred and one tricks to deal with my mother-in-law, do you want to learn from me, second sister?" "She still has two hundred and four tricks to deal with scumbags here...... It's a pity that in front of He's family, if she said it, she would definitely be stunned, so it's better not to say it.

Lin Biyue laughed "poof", which caused Lin Biluo's eyes, and hurriedly found support for Lin Biluo with her conscience: "Auntie, let's let Sister stay, I have a lot to say to her." ”

"That's it, A-Niang, you just let me stay, right?" Lin Biluo held on to the door frame and didn't let go.

The He family originally wanted to ask Lin Biyue about the affairs of the house, which was related to the heirs. However, seeing the cyan color in her eyes, she knew it in her heart, so she didn't drive Lin Biluo away again.

"Why do I look at you so scared of my brother-in-law?" Lin Biyun ate and drank to her heart's content, sat in He's bedroom with her stomach in her hand, and set up Jiashi who wanted to talk to her sister.

"I'm pretending!" Lin Biyue sat next to He's side, and hugged He's arm: "Sister, you don't know, I can understand it now." At the beginning, I thought that reading people was amazing, and in the past three days, in addition to reading poems in my ear, he ...... "glanced at Lin Biluo, who was eager to gossip next to her, and she left half a sentence in time: "Anyway, I'm not a little daughter-in-law who has just entered the door, and I have to pretend to be a few days!" ”

Lin Biluo complained silently: Just Zhuang Xiucai's small body, second sister, you can be more leisurely. Be careful that if you start eating, you will get into trouble later!

"Is your mother-in-law okay?"

This is Ho's biggest concern.

"What's good? On the first day I entered, after breakfast, she said that she was afraid that I would not know how to save money at a young age, and that she would spend indiscriminately, and that she would take care of the dowry for me. Lin Biyue had only one thought at that time: it was fortunate that she didn't record the two hundred taels of silver that Ah Mei gave her privately on the dowry list.

"You gave it all to her?" Lin Biyun gasped.

The second sister is married, although Lin Biyun will eat and drink in the future, but she also wants to know her aunt's temperament, she treats her daughter as thin as she is, and she will never favor one over the other, and the second sister's dowry will not be worse than her. This is considered a thick marriage in ordinary people, if it is all in the pocket of her mother-in-law, how will she live in the future? If you want to buy something, you have to ask your mother-in-law for something, how sad is your life?

"Where? I gave her all the forty taels of dowry money that their family had given me, and then went out on the street to buy an old hen with the dowry money and came back to make soup. My mother-in-law's angry face changed, and she kept nagging at me, and sure enough, if she didn't take care of the dowry, I would spend it indiscriminately. I also nagged with the prime minister, and when the prime minister came to me, I directly said that this was to see his hard work in the past two days, and he specially used my dowry silver to buy it to make up for him. ”

Ho: "......"

Lin Biyun was quite worried: "You ...... It's too nonsense. annoyed your mother-in-law, if she makes things difficult for you everywhere, how can you have a good life? ”

Lin Biluo's eyes lit up, and he pointed to the point: "What did the second brother-in-law say?" ”

"What else can I say?" Lin Biyue smiled proudly: "What else can he say besides praising me for being virtuous?" But my mother-in-law thinks that since I bought this old hen to make up for my husband's body, he should naturally eat it alone. I brought her a bowl of chicken soup, and she said no. I ate with my father-in-law. She accused me of being greedy, so I cried to my husband that in the summer of June, the chicken soup would be sour overnight, and I couldn't eat it, so how could I save it for the next day? If she doesn't eat it, I only eat it with Xianggong, otherwise it will be broken and poured out, won't it be wasted? ”

Lin Biyue fought her mother-in-law for the first time and won the first battle.

Aunt Zhuang not only didn't eat meat that day, but also didn't even catch the soup, she snorted angrily, lying on the bed and refusing to get up. Lin Biyue urged Zhuang Xiucai to go outside to invite a doctor, and prescribed a few pairs of medicines, when it was time to pay for the medicine, she refused to take out the silver, only said that there was no money, Lin Biyue opened a pair of eyes and asked her father-in-law innocently: "I also gave A-Niang forty taels of silver this morning......"

Zuihou medicine money is still paid by Aunt Zhuang out of her own pocket.

Lin Biyue boiled medicine to serve the sick, stayed by the bedside overnight, and vowed to be a filial daughter-in-law...... In the middle of the night, Zhuang Xiucai pulled it away on the grounds that the new house could not be empty within a month.

On the way, she refused to leave, struggled several times, and complained to Zhuang Xiucai again and again: "A-Niang is not good, I have to guard her, how can you pull me back?" ”

Zhuang Xiucai was forced to be helpless and told the truth: "A-Niang will always have a little temper after a few days, you should take care of it more." She's fine, if you don't go away, how can she go to eat? ”

Lin Biyue expressed her sincere gratitude to Lin Biluo: "Sister, thank you for making it difficult!" "This situation has been rehearsed several times by their sisters at the beginning, how to deal with the mother-in-law who pretends to be sick and goes on a hunger strike!