Chapter 780: Monkey Play
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"Yang Ming??" Sister Bai blinked her eyes, "This Yang Ming is the Jedi Great Elder of our earth??" ”
"That's right...... "Yun Zhongzi Dao Leader nodded, "That's him......"
"This name isn't very much......" Sister Bai pursed her lips, "Compared with Canglong's name, this momentum is far behind......"
"The name is just a code name, on an alien planet, when the name of Canglong is mentioned, no one knows what he does, but when Yang Ming's name is mentioned, it is different......" Cloud Zhongzi Daoist pursed his lips and said.
"Do you dare to say this in front of Canglong??" Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes and said angrily.
"What did I say to him??" Yun Zhongzi Dao glanced at Yuan Siyu, "Canglong is the director of the Universe Security Bureau, and he will definitely be able to deter the starry sky in the future, but now, it is far from Yang Ming......"
"Old Dao...... "Wang Xueying is not happy, this old bull nose actually looks down on his master, this is really unreasonable, "Can you stop being so obscene??" Do you ride the crane like an ostrich?? ”
"This crane is an old man, and the old man can ride it as much as he wants...... "Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang suddenly became angry.
"Oops......" Zhou Yunshu pouted, "Why are you ...... I said long, you have a bit of a bottom line, okay?? It's not right to even be rude to a fowl creature......"
"Disgusting ......" Bai Susu was listening behind the door of the wooden house, but at this time, he poked out his little brain, and looked at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang with disgust, this old bull nose dared to say that his master was not as good as Yang Ming, this is really unreasonable, if it weren't for his age, and the master of the second master, he would have to beat him.
"It's disgusting...... Nie Xiaoqian bent over and vomited. How can there be such a disgusting person in this world?? God, how can you let such a disgusting creature crawl and crawl on you, you are a little clean, okay?? ”
"......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was really angry, "You two still dare to say that you two are a worm and a long worm, don't you still have the same surname Nie??" If you're disgusting, stay away from the guy with the surname Nie......"
Hearing the words of Daoist Yunzhongzi, Bai Susu and Nie Xiaoqian didn't dare to squeak at that time, thinking about it. The two of them are not human beings, if they really follow what the old Taoist said, what kind of insects grow worms or something, wouldn't they be more disgusting than birds??
"Let's be here, just my surname Nie, right??" Nie Canglong came out of the cabin, "Dao Chief, is this targeting me??" ”
"I didn't target you......" A cold sweat began to break out on the head of the Cloud Neutron Daoist, "What am I doing against you??" I just said that the surname is Nie, I'm afraid you don't know yet, right?? Among your drug testers, there is a ...... surnamed Nie."
"Oh......" Nie Canglong smiled coldly. Su Su, Xiao Qian, what are you two doing with the drug tester?? ”
"Master, I'm wronged......" Nie Xiaoqian ran to the master's side. hugged the master's arm and cried, "People are wronged, the old cow has a bloody nose and mouth......"
"Old Niubi, you're finished......" Bai Susu gritted his teeth and looked at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang. There is a fierce light in the beautiful eyes.
"I'm wronged...... "Daoist Yun Zhongzi suddenly howled and cried bitterly, "I'm so old, what did you let me do??" Why are you bullying people so much?? I'm not alive anymore. Give me a good time......"
"Forget it......" Sister Bai saw that Daoist Yunzhongzi was crying like this at such an age, and suddenly felt a little unbearable, "Daoist is so old, and there are not many days to live, so forget it......"
"It's just ......" Yuan Siyu nodded vigorously, "After all, it's the master of Chuanxi, it's not good to make too much trouble......"
"I think we should teach the Taoist a little lesson......" Zheng Dongfang pursed his lips, "Isn't Chuanxi glass??" Just let Chuanxi put on a good show with his master, this should still be okay......"
"The surname Zheng can not be killed, Lao Dao fought with you today......" The old face of the Daoist of Yunzhongzi turned red at that time, and his figure flashed, like a big bird, and he pounced towards Zheng Dongfang.
"Hey......" Zheng Dongfang raised his eyebrows, "Do you think I'm afraid of you??" Let me tell you, I'm one step away from becoming a land immortal now, and repairing someone like you will be like playing......" As he spoke, he touched his hand to his waist, drew his sword, and stabbed towards Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang with an obscene face.
"You think you have the light??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang's eyes widened, his wrist flipped over, and a long sword appeared in his hand, stabbing towards Zheng Dongfang.
So, the two of them started a ping-pong fight, you came and went, and the fight was extremely lively.
"Tsk, it's better than computer special effects......" Zhou Yunshu couldn't help but sigh as he watched the two fight.
"I'll try this......" Sister Bai was not interested in the two fighting at all, but bent over, picking up various biochemical items on the ground, dripping blood one by one to recognize the master, and having a lot of fun.
"What??" Wang Xueying glanced at Sister Bai and said in surprise.
"Storage space...... Sister Bai touched the crystal watch on her wrist, "Tsk, this storage space is quite large, almost the size of a city, it's really a necessary artifact for home travel to kill people and set fires......"
"Storage??" Wang Xueying's eyes lit up, and then she grabbed a large number of pocket wolf cubs, and one by one they dripped blood to recognize the master.
"I said, are you so greedy?? You have bracers on your wrists, okay?? Zhou Yunshu saw that his senior sister had made so many biological computers to recognize the master, and his eyes immediately turned red, and he also gathered a lot of them, and then dripped blood to recognize the master.
"That's fine......" Nie Canglong shook his head, "Anyway, these biological computers are all made by us, you can have as many ...... as you want"
"Master, you are so bright...... Wang Xueying gave a thumbs up to Master, "I plan to open a website, and I just use this biological computer as a server ......"
"That's no problem at all...... Nie Canglong nodded, "The storage space of the biological computer is unlimited, you can store as much information as you want in it......
"Really??" Wang Xueying's eyes lit up at that time, "In this case, I can do everything with just one computer??" ”
"Almost......" Nie Canglong nodded, "But I still suggest you take a few more." Although the lifespan of a biocomputer is as long as your life, you may be injured in a fight one day, so it is necessary to take a few more spare......"
"Then I'll take a few more ......," Wang Xueying was happy at the time.
"I'll take a few more ...... too" Zhou Yunshu grinned, then got a lot of pocket wolf cubs and began to drip blood to recognize the master.
"I said, how old are they?? Can you rely on some scores? Zhang Wenge looked at the two of them who were in full swing, and couldn't help but sigh on the side, "You guys are killing each other, okay?" ”
"Lao Zhang, hurry up and follow me. Let's repair this old bull's nose together...... "Zheng Dongfang couldn't take down the Yunzhongzi Daoist for a while, so he began to call for foreign aid, Zhang Wenge is a land immortal, with him to make a move, the Yunzhongzi Daoist will die.
"Hmph......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi sneered, "Do you think Xiao Zhang is your dog's leg??" You can command a great immortal even as a mortal?? ”
"Ahem...... Zhang Wenge coughed twice, "Two, can you pause?" It's all a brother who eats in a pot, and it's a joke to laugh like this......"
"Hey......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang was not happy. forced Zheng Dongfang back, and then pointed at Zhang Wenge, "You and I are brothers, then what do you mean." You're a generation older than my apprentice?? Didn't you take advantage of my apprentice?? ”
"Look at your ......" Zhang Wenge glanced at Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang, "Don't your apprentices call me uncle??" Not only your apprentice, isn't Canglong also called it that?? Aren't the two of us exactly the same generation?? ”
"That's not right...... the corners of Yun Zhongzi's mouth showed a wicked smile, "I'm the same generation as Xiaojun's grandfather." If you do that, that's ......."
"I'll tell you......" Zhang Wenge's face changed at that time, "I'm just a persuader." If you don't listen to the persuasion, you will continue to fight ......" As he spoke, he ran away without a trace, and when it came to Qin Xiaojun, it was better for him to shrink his head, otherwise, if he was not careful, he would be unlucky.
"Old Niubi, let's continue to fight ......" Zheng Dongfang held his sword in his hand and flew towards the Yunzhongzi Dao Chief.
"Afraid of you??" Yun Zhongzi's eyes widened, and his hands were not ambiguous, and the two of them immediately crackled again.
"This thing is ...... trouble" Wang Xueying sighed, "What do you say these two mortals are fighting??" ”
"That's it, it's the same as a street performer......" Zhou Yunshu pursed his lips, "It's boring......"
"Why don't you ......" Sister Bai glanced at her, "You two pulled them away......
"I'm not...... Zhou Yunshu smiled coldly, "It's time to watch the monkeys......"
"You're not right, you just said you were a street performer, why did you become a monkey now??" Wang Xueying pursed her lips and said.
"Isn't the monkey a street performer??" Zhou Yunshu glanced at Wang Xueying and said angrily.
"Fart, street performers are martial arts, it's sports, this monkey is literature and art, do you understand literature and art??" Wang Xueying rolled her eyes and said angrily.
"There is no separation between style and style, just look at it......" Yuan Siyu glared at the two of them and said angrily.
"Then who are these two monkeys and who are playing monkeys??" Nie Xiaoqian blinked her eyes and said.
"Look at what you're talking about......" Zhou Yunshu rolled his eyes, "Look at the two of them, who looks like a monkey, who is a monkey......"
"These two people look like monkeys...... Nie Xiaoqian blinked her eyes, "one is a big horse monkey, the other is like a golden monkey......"
As soon as Nie Xiaoqian's words came out, the two people who were fighting stopped at that time, staring at Nie Xiaoqian with straight eyes, and angry flames seemed to erupt from her pupils, burning this hateful woman to ashes.
"Don't say it......" Nie Canglong raised his eyebrows, "Dao Chang's obscene appearance does look like a big horse monkey, Uncle Zheng has clear eyebrows, and it's not bad to say that he is a golden monkey......"
"You hurt her enough......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang pursed his lips and took his gaze back.
"This has the feeling of a backer, he just doesn't ......" Zheng Dongfang sighed, "When did I have such a backer??" ”
"Wait until you become a woman in your next life......" Daoist Yunzhongzi glanced at Zheng Dongfang. He smiled coldly and said.
"I think you're going to change into a woman......" Zheng Dongfang glanced at Daoist Yunzhongzi, "Dao Chief, Dao Chief, your bearing is already about the same as a woman......
"The surname is Zheng, you are looking down on women...... "Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang's eyes widened, "Don't you know??" Aunt Qin's grandmother is just a woman......"
"Aunt Qin and Grandma are naturally women, but they are women among women, heroes among women, and ordinary women. That's completely different...... "Of course, Zheng Dongfang picked up the good words, at least he had to take Aunt Qin's grandmother out, otherwise, if he didn't pay attention to it, he would be unlucky."
"Then you just want to be the best little girl??" Yun Zhongzi raised his eyebrows, and pretended to look Zheng Dongfang up and down, "Yes, yes, you golden monkey has the potential to be a little shouer......
"You big horse monkey, you can't be a little shou'er......" Zheng Dongfang sneered, "Look at your look." Among the horse monkeys, you look the most like a human, and among humans, you look the most like a horse monkey......"
"You golden monkey is so ......," Yun Zhongzidao's angry old face flushed. Look at what you look like, I can't even say what you look like......
"Why can't you say it?? What do you say......" Zheng Dongfang smiled coldly, and a cold light flashed in his eyes. Said.
"Hmph......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang smiled coldly, "Your face and ass have fallen, this is also a protected animal in the golden monkey......
"You ......" Zheng Dongfang's face turned red at that time. It was blood-red, and his eyes were full of blood.
"Look at it, look at it, the monkey's ass is red, right??" Yun Zhongzi Dao Leader pointed at Zheng Dongfang's face, and he was arrogant and domineering.
"These two are finished, one by one is too shameless......" Sister Bai sighed and said.
"It's just humiliating...... Yuan Siyu's eyes widened, "I really can't stand it, why don't I beat it up alone......"
"What's the fight??" Sister Bai sneered, "Call Xiaojun out and let Xiaojun clean them up ......"
"Dongfang, what are you doing??" When Daoist Yunzhongzi heard the conversation between the two women, his face changed at that time, and he looked righteous and awe-inspiring, with a true appearance.
"Immortal ......" Zheng Dongfang's face also changed, and his expression was completely like a professor from a higher education institution, "I didn't do anything, I just have some interest in this astronomy and geography, I don't know what you think?" ”
"This astronomy is stargazing, geography is Kanyu, in fact, it is quite simple to enter the door......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang stroked his beard, which was already short to a certain limit, and the old god said.
"Please advise the immortal chief...... Zheng Dongfang shook his head to the ground, not to mention that respect, not to mention that politeness, he is simply a master of etiquette.
"Politely ......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi waved his hand quite gracefully, "Let's just discuss it together......
So, the two got together and pretended to start discussing.
"If you want to say who is the most shameless in this world...... Yuan Siyu sighed, "I can only say that these two people are tied for the first ......"
"Hmph......" Sister Bai sneered, "If you want to say who is the most vicious in this world, Qin Xiaojun deserves it, look at it, what kind of ghostly ghost, I tremble when I hear her name......"
"I said, can you stop stirring up??" A black line appeared on Nie Canglong's brain, "If you let Xiaojun hear it, she should fix you......"
"What are you afraid of me hearing??" The girl hugged Li Daode and came out of the cabin, "Is there something unsightly to hide from me?" ”
"No, no, no ......" Sister Bai's little brain shook like a rattle.
"What's nothing??" Yuan Siyu sold Sister Bai at a critical moment, "You just said who is the most vicious in the world, Qin Xiaojun deserves it, like Xue Ying, Yun Shula, and my son September, can prove ......"
"I can prove it ......," Nie Xiaoqian raised her hand.
"I also prove ......" The beautiful mature woman was not to be outdone, "but Sister Bai is a land fairy, I can't beat her, otherwise I would have beaten her a long time ago......"
"Master......" Bai Susu pounced on the master's side, "Not only Sister Bai said bad things about you, like some kind of golden monkey, big horse monkey, they are afraid when they hear your name......
"Oh??" The girl raised her eyebrows and glanced at the man, "Su Su said, is there such a thing??" ”
"Back to my aunt's words, there is indeed such a thing...... Nie Canglong wiped the cold sweat on his forehead and said with a flattering face.
"Someone says bad things about me, and you just listen to that??" The girl glanced at the man and said with a sneer.
"Do you want me to talk to them? Let me tell you, although you have such and such problems, but in my heart, you are the most perfect goddess, and there is no ......," Nie Canglong said seriously.
"Get out, you ......" The girl glanced at the man, "Little green snake, I found out, you are so annoying, what do you have to do with Sister Bai??" You're ...... to her like that."
"I'm his junior......" Sister Bai jumped out and said.
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