Chapter 0197: You 'Loser'
It's not just my dad who can't wait to see what the 'new' ranch is like, but my mom and grandmother are eager to go. After breakfast, the family set off in a car.
The family members are very eager for the 'new' ranch, especially when they learn that it is so domineering that Xu Xiaoyu named it 'Tianshan Ranch', they are full of expectations.
Along the way, several people surrounded Xu Xiaoyu and asked this and that.
The old mother's eyes were blazing, and after asking N questions in a row, she said: "Son, the environment and scenery of Tianshan Ranch are much better than those of Jinshan Ranch here." β
"This ......" Xu Xiaoyu Khan said nonsense: "Radish greens, each has his own love...... If we are in a different position, we will see different things and scenery...... And everyone's aesthetics are different, some people think plump is a beauty, some people think that skinny is a beauty, and some people are ......"
Listening to his nonsense, the old mother was about to faint, glared at him and said: "The old lady asked you how the environment and scenery are, what radish greens and vegetables do you want, what kind of ring fat swallows are thin!" β
"Oh." Xu Xiaoyu shrugged: "The environment of the ranch is very good and quiet. As for the view, as far as my personal aesthetics are concerned, it is not worse than the Jinshan Ranch. β
As soon as he said this, his family looked forward to it even more.
Nini Tsai's eyes lit up, there were little stars twinkling in her bright eyes, and the fat little hand of the fleshy boy held the minibus, and asked expectantly: "Uncle, will the new ranch be the same as the old ranch?" Lots of squirrels, marmots, hares, foxes, and fawns? β
"Uh......" Xu Xiaoyu sweated profusely, saying that there are even very few rats in Tianshan Ranch, let alone squirrels and the like...... Otherwise, how can I say that the ranch environment is peaceful? This is not untargeted, well-founded.
"Uncle, is there any?" Seeing that Xu Xiaoyu did not answer. Tsai pouted. I'm not happy.
"There is a big lake in Tianshan Ranch, and there are a lot of fish in the lake, and the taste of these fish is beautiful, better than the fish in the river in front of our village. And it should be delicious...... And also. There is a large golden carp in the lake. It was glittering with gold and beautiful, and it was more than a meter long. It weighs more than 100 pounds. Xu Xiaoyu looked at it left and right, diverting the attention of the two little guys: "That big carp is very well-behaved, it can carry you to the middle of the lake like a boat, and you can play freely...... In fact, my uncle mainly took a fancy to the big golden carp, so he decided to buy the ranch. β
"Oh, the pretty big golden carp? Can you also take us to the middle of the lake to play? Great, great, we're going to play with the big carp. After listening to his nonsense, the two little children danced with joy, and immediately forgot about the squirrel deer out of the clouds.
They had seen those small animals, but they had never seen a large golden carp that was more than a meter long and weighed more than 100 catties.
My parents, my mother, and grandmother were suspicious, and I felt that Xu Xiaoyu seemed to be hiding something.
Stinky boy sneaky, what is he hiding?
The three adults didn't ask, anyway, when they arrived at the new ranch, wouldn't they know what to do at a glance?
"Xiaoyu, this is the appearance here, could it be that the Gobi Desert is in front of you? Or is it a desert?? I heard that there are many places in Nevada, which is the desert Gobi Desert. β
The car is getting farther and farther away from the Jinshan Ranch, and the Tianshan Ranch is getting closer, the land and mountains on both sides of the road are gradually becoming barren, the weeds are sparse, and the trees are few, although the overall situation is better than the Tianshan Ranch, but it is not much better, and my father can't help but raise such a question.
Gobi?? Desert???
Xu Xiaoyu was sweating wildly, and he really didn't know how to reply to his father, but he still shook his head and spit out two words with a smile: "No." β
Looking at the increasingly barren scenery outside the car window, the doubts in the hearts of the three adults became stronger, and they felt more and more that Xu Xiaoyu was hiding something.
The car drove for another twenty minutes, and finally arrived at the Tianshan Ranch.
Suddenly, the eyes of the family members widened as if they had seen something extremely incredibleβthe gap between the reality and their visions and fantasies was a little too great!!
"This, this, Xiaoyu, this is the ranch you bought yesterday???"
"yes, it feels special." Xu Xiaoyu was cheeky and laughed.
"Especially you big pig's head!!" The old mother was going to faint, they finally understood what Xu Xiaoyu was covering, it turned out that the ranch was maddeningly bad.
The old mother was also going crazy, resisted the urge to reprimand Xu Xiaoyu, reached out and touched his head: "Hey, no, no fever?" Since you don't have a fever, how could you do such a brainless thing? β
Grandma squatted down, she had dealt with the land all her life, knew a lot of agricultural things, pinched some soil, and a few gravels in her hand to look at it, she understood everything, and said very sadly: "Xiaoyu The soil here is very poor, you buy here, you can't do anything at all." β
Dad was looking forward to it the most, so he was the most depressed, he rolled his eyes at Xu Xiaoyu, and said, "Xiaoyu, you melon baby, you buy a piece of land like this, what do you want me to plant?!" It also creates a fantastic Jiangnan water town. β
"You stinky boy, how much did you spend here?!" The old mother asked.
"Very little, only a few hundred thousand dollars." Xu Xiaoyu said.
The old mother gritted her teeth: "Hundreds of thousands of dollars is still less!" It's counted in millions of yuan...... Just this piece of non-hairy land, it's worth millions?! You're a stinky boy, you don't think you have a lot of money and you have nowhere to spend it, do you?? β
"Mom, don't be excited, didn't I say it earlier, I bought this ranch not because of this land, but because of the golden giant carp in the lake." Xu Xiaoyu said with a smile, he suddenly felt that it was very good to use Dajin to soothe his parents, mothers, and grandmothers, who were frightened and about to be full of worries.
"Isn't it just a red carp of more than 100 catties? A carp for a few dollars a pound, with your pig brain, can it be worth millions?! The old mother crossed her hands on her hips, went crazy, and reached out to pull Xu Xiaoyu's ears, to clean up this 'loser' kid.
This kid is really a loser, millions of dollars to buy such a piece of land where birds don't, don't smoke him and don't clean him up, God knows what ridiculous things he will do in the future!
Xu Xiaoyu dodged away and said with a smile: "Mom, don't get excited, when you see that big golden carp, you will know how wise and worthwhile your son bought this ranch!" (To be continued......)