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"How?? Pretty, right?? The girl said triumphantly.

"My friends and I were stunned...... Comrade Li Guiying looked stupid, "That Song stupid guy is a toothpick??" ”

"......" There was a black line on the girl's head at that time, and this person's thinking was too divergent, right?? How did you end up with that place??

"Poor ......" Comrade Li Guiying shook his head, "You said that he has such a toothpick, what does it mean for him to live??" It's better to be a transgender woman......"

"Sister......" The girl glanced at Comrade Li Guiying, "Can you stop being so obscene??" Can other elves grow up? It's the same ...... as a normal person."

"Huh??" Comrade Li Guiying was stunned for a moment, and then became a little embarrassed, "This ...... I'm just going to talk about it casually and liven up the atmosphere......"

"What's your name, little thing??" The girl tapped lightly on the tip of the elf's nose and said.

"I don't have a name...... the elf's voice was crisp and weak, with a timid feeling.

"You will call Xiaocao in the future......" Comrade Li Guiying looked at this little elf, and really liked it, "Although it is inconspicuous, it is strong and ...... vigorous."

"Hmm......" The elf nodded his little brain vigorously, not to mention the cuteness.

"Alas......" the girl sighed, "Originally, I wanted to give her a name, but who knew that you would be the first to do it, sister, you are not interesting enough......"

"Hands are fast, hands are slow, there is no ......" Comrade Li Guiying smiled proudly, "This is also a helpless thing, I am a land immortal, and my reaction speed is farther than you......"

"Say, let's get more elves. And then set up a pixie dance troupe?? The girl looked at Comrade Li Guiying, "And Xiaocao will have a companion in the future......"

"That's right......" Comrade Li Guiying nodded heavily, "Get more elves, anyway, there are so many spiritual liquids, a pool, it's a waste to put it away......"

"What's just a pool??" The girl rolled her eyes, "The spiritual liquid I use is different from the spiritual liquid that my uncle drinks, the spiritual liquid that my uncle drinks, it is all original, and the spiritual liquid I use." That's all the ...... I've worked on to grow plants."

"Then you can deal with it a little more......" Comrade Li Guiying has always spoken very generously, and he will never be like a woman from a small family.

"......" The corners of the girl's mouth began to twitch, "You are worthy of Canglong's mother, domineering ......"

"I have won awards and awards...... Comrade Li Guiying smiled proudly, "Canglong is the ...... that I have cultivated"

"I don't have anything to say...... girl shook her head and sighed, "I can't say a word......

"Xiaocao......" Comrade Li Guiying picked up Xiaocao, "Will you follow my sister in the future?" ”

The "good ......" elf also has a good impression of Comrade Li Guiying, and he responded crisply.

"I said, can you not be so tender??" The girl rolled her eyes. "You know the destiny of heaven, are you embarrassed to be commensurate with a one-year-old baby sister??"

"Xiaojun, I found out that you are getting more and more annoying......" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at the girl. Said angrily.

"I want to play with the elves too......" The stupid girl Li Yan'er ran out of nowhere, and reached out and grabbed the elf.

"Where's the stupid girl??" Comrade Li Guiying's eyes widened, and he slapped the back of Li Yan'er's hand, "Give me a side to play......"

"I'm going to play with the elves......" Li Yan'er pouted. looked at Comrade Li Guiying angrily and said.

"Silly girl, what are you doing??" The girl glared at Li Yan'er. Said.

"I want to play with the elf......" Li Yan'er's little mouth could be hung up with the oil bottle, and then she sat on the ground and began to roll, "I want to play with the elf, I want to play with the elf......"

"What a stupid girl??" Comrade Li Guiying couldn't help but be a little stunned when he looked at Li Yan'er's superhuman performance.

"Of course......" the girl sighed, "This is a stupid girl, her name is Li Yan'er, nickname, silly girl......"

"Tut-tut......" Comrade Li Guiying sighed, "Who took this nickname??" True image ......"

"I forgot about it, who still remembers this??" The girl pursed her lips, then beckoned, and Bai Susu, who was following behind, ran over.

"Master, did you call me something??" Bai Susu was in front of Li Guiying, that was quite a rule, no matter how you looked at it, she was everyone's beautiful faction.

"Get this stupid girl out of the way......" the girl said as she kicked Li Yan'er in the ass.

"Oh......" Bai Susu responded, directly grabbed Li Yan'er's neck, and then disappeared in place with Li Yan'er in a flash.

"Actually, this stupid girl is quite interesting...... Comrade Li Guiying sighed with some regret, "Such a stupid girl is rare in the world......"

"She's not stupid, she's still a criminal, but she's traumatized and can't remember what happened before, so she's what she is ......now," the girl said lightly.

"So that's the case...... Comrade Li Guiying nodded, "Dare to love is amnesia......"

"Of course, otherwise how do you think she could ......?" said the girl, her face suddenly changed.

"What's wrong??" Comrade Li Guiying saw that the girl's face changed, and her nerves tensed at that time, "Are you okay?" Don't scare Mom, Mom can't help but be scared ......."

"That's not right...... the girl swallowed her saliva, "Li Yan'er has also spent a thousand years in a dream, how can she still be so stupid??" Isn't this scientific......"

"Huh??" Comrade Li Guiying was stunned, "What are these words??" Could it be that a dream for a thousand years still has a low IQ?? ”

"You don't know......" The girl glanced at Comrade Li Guiying, "A dream for a thousand years is a kind of software to develop the brain, let alone restore your memory, even if you dream back to your previous life, it's no problem, you say, if Li Yan'er recovers her memory, she will be so mentally retarded." But there's something wrong, right?? ”

"Hiss......" Comrade Li Guiying suddenly gasped, "So powerful??" ”

"Of course......" the girl pursed her lips, "A dream of a thousand years of games, the core is the Book of Changes, do you know what the Book of Changes is??" That's the fundamental ...... of our Han culture."

"Aren't you from the Miao tribe??" Comrade Li Guiying gave the girl a blank look, "When did you get mixed up in our Han ranks??" ”

"Look at your ......" the girl glanced at Comrade Li Guiying, "My father is Han, so naturally I have to be Han......

"Okay, okay......" Comrade Li Guiying pursed his lips, "Even if you are Han......

"What do I call it?? I'm originally Han Chinese......" The girl rolled her eyes and said dissatisfied.

"Okay, okay......" Comrade Li Guiying waved his hand. You are Han Chinese, but how do I remember that the culture of the Han people is fundamentally "Tao Te Ching"? It is said that even Old Master Confucius studied at Lao Tzu's old man's house......"

"Let me tell you this, let me make an analogy, you will understand, the Book of Changes is equivalent to mathematics, and the Tao Te Ching is equivalent to language, these two classics complement each other and are the foundation of the entire Chinese civilization...... " The girl sighed. Said.

"If you want to say that the Tao Te Ching is equivalent to language, I won't raise the bar with you, but to say that the Book of Changes is equivalent to mathematics?? Then we have to talk about it, how many words are there in the "I Ching"? ? Have you counted?? Comrade Li Guiying began to pout.

"The fundamentals of mathematics. It's from complex to simple, those mathematical formulas, how many words are there? The girl pursed her lips and said with disdain.

"It's the same......" Comrade Li Guiying was stunned. I couldn't help but nodded, "But that doesn't prove that the Book of Changes has such a big effect......"

Actually, the content of the I Ching. It's all deleted, and I don't know which bastard did it, but he castrated a classic, and the old lady was born late, if the old lady was born to the era of the complete version of the "Book of Changes", she would have to kill all the bastards of those dog days......" The girl said through gritted teeth.

"Not bad......" Comrade Li Guiying nodded vigorously, "The complete version of the Book of Changes must be a work against the sky, and it can win the world, so let the people in power destroy it, this gang of turtle bastards, he has no good end, it is certain that the children and grandchildren will be cut off, and the best ancestral grave will be picked up, and the violent corpse wilderness ......"

"Huh??" The girl raised her eyebrows, "What you said is really quite right, isn't the archaeology now just about digging people's ancestral graves??" Maybe the ancestral graves of those turtle bastards have already been picked up?? ”

"Makes sense, let's set off firecrackers to celebrate, right?" Comrade Li Guiying immediately became happy.

"Well......" the girl nodded vigorously, "It's very reasonable, if you're happy, you have to celebrate, but you can't put this thing off firecrackers, or let's put on music......"

"Wow...... Comrade Li Guiying was happy at that time, "Just play music, the two of us just dance, you are my son, you are my daughter-in-law, let's dance the veneer ......"

"Disgusting...... the girl pouted, "I'm not Lala......"

"Hey......" Comrade Li Guiying was not happy, "Didn't I say it all??" I'm my son, you're my daughter-in-law, we're role-playing, not that disgusting thing......"

"I don't have any interest in role-playing, I'm a real person, and I'm always insulated from acting, so I'm never going to do disgusting things to you......" The girl looked at Comrade Li Guiying with disgust and said.

"What's going on??" Comrade Li Guiying's eyes lit up at that time, "You have done disgusting things to my son?? Is it farming?? Are you planting melons or beans? Did it sprout?? As he spoke, he stroked the girl's lower abdomen quite obscenely.

"Aren't you disgusting??" The girl's little face turned red at that time, and she slapped Comrade Li Guiying's bad hand angrily, "I've never seen such a disgusting person as you......"

"You've done all the disgusting things, and you're embarrassed to call me??" Comrade Li Guiying pursed his lips, "Let me tell you, since it has sprouted, you can't move casually, if you move the fetal gas, what grows is a crooked melon, let me tell you." If you raise crooked melons, I won't let you enter our old Nie's house......"

"What do you want??" The girl rolled her eyes, "Can you talk with a little bit of music, you??" Who grows melons?? Don't talk about crooked melons, good melons don't grow......"

"That's the bean??" Comrade Li Guiying raised his eyebrows, "It's okay, as long as it's our family, melons and beans will do......"

"I can't tell......" the girl rolled her eyes, "I can only tell you that the land still appreciates......"

"Why don't I like to hear this??" Comrade Li Guiying's face suddenly became a little unpleasant. "This developer can only be my son, do you understand??"

"Who said that??" The girl gave Comrade Li Guiying a blank look, "How old is your son?" ”

"I just gave birth to a son, you say how old ......," Comrade Li Guiying rolled his eyes and said.

"That's none ...... business," the girl pouted, "I plant whatever I want, even if I don't farm." Can I still build a house......"

"Let me tell you......" Li Guiying's comradely little face turned a little dark, "If you let my son hear this, he will have to beat you ......"

"Just him??" The girl pursed her lips disdainfully, "I'll tell you." I borrowed their guts......"

"You're going to eat my son??" Comrade Li Guiying raised her eyebrows, "I'll tell you, don't look at you making fun now, wait until you get married." You see he's still used to you not ......."

"Won't I not marry him??" The girl pursed her lips, "When did I say I wanted to marry him?" Seems like I never said that, right?? ”

"Hey......" Comrade Li Guiying was angry at that time, "I said Qin Xiaoniuniu." You're deliberately angry with me, aren't you?? Let me tell you, no matter what I say, it's your mother-in-law, you are angry with me now, and when you enter our house, don't blame me for being cruel to you......"

"Why did I come into your house if I had nothing to do??" The girl looked at Comrade Li Guiying with a surprised expression, "Does your family's door have happiness attributes or what's the matter, and the happiness value of entering the door has increased by ten percentage points??" ”

"You can be angry with me......" Comrade Li Guiying took a deep breath, "When you enter our house, let's settle the score......

"Look at what you're talking ......about," the girl rolled her eyes, "you said you let me be a guest at your house, and you threatened me, you said you ...... I don't even know what to say about you......"

"Qin Xiaoniuniu, you don't really want to make me angry, do you??" Comrade Li Guiying said with a black face, staring directly at the girl.

"If you're not angry, I can't stop you......" the girl said with a smirk.

"Oh, hehe......" Bian Lanlan's figure appeared in front of the two, "Qin Xiaoniuniu, what is this grandma doing??" ”

"Who do you call grandma??" Comrade Li Guiying looked around, there were just three of them here, that grandmother must be talking about her, her face was black at that time, and she gritted her teeth and said.

"It's not the grandmother's grandmother, it's the grandmother's grandmother......" Bian Lanlan pursed her lips, "For example, the young grandmother, but I see that you are so familiar, naturally I can't add that missing ......"

"Are you going to say that??" Comrade Li Guiying raised his eyebrows, "I can understand......"

"What are you doing, grandma?" Bian Lanlan took out the roots and peeled the haode sugarcane, and chewed it with a click.

"I'm Qin Xiaoniuniu's mother-in-law......" Comrade Li Guiying glanced at Bian Lanlan and said triumphantly.

"Nonsense...... the girl pretended to look at Comrade Li Guiying, "I'm not married yet, where is my mother-in-law??" ”

"Qin Xiaoniuniu......" Bian Lanlan was angry at that time, and the thick sugar cane pointed at the tip of the girl's nose, "Why are you so unbelievable??" If you open your mouth and deny it, didn't you slap this grandma in the face?? This grandma is so noble and graceful, are you jealous of other people's temperament? ? I'll tell you, you quickly admit it, or I'll cut you ......."

"Click...... the girl took a bite of this big sugarcane, "Not to mention, it is worthy of being produced by the planting space, and the high sugar content is too ......"

"I'll tell you......" Bian Lanlan watched the girl bite her own sugar cane, and immediately became angry, "You don't repent of this death, don't you?" ”

"What is repentance?? I've always been a man who seeks truth from facts......" The girl said with a smile as she chewed her sugar cane.

"Good ......" Bian Lanlan took a deep breath, and then looked at Comrade Li Guiying affectionately, "This grandma, don't worry, I won't let you lose face, doesn't she admit it?" I confess, from now on, I will be your daughter-in-law......"

"Are you waiting for me here??" Comrade Li Guiying rolled his eyes, "I just said that you are not so kind, and we don't know each other, why are you slapping me on the back??" I dare to fall in love with my son......"

"Hey, hey......" Bian Lanlan sat on the ground, "I said grandma, I'm afraid you don't know yet, right??" Your son is so popular, even a woman wants to bite him, if it weren't for your daughter-in-law watching him closely, eighty percent of people would have gnawed on the bones and dregs a long time ago......"

"So powerful??" Comrade Li Guiying immediately became happy, "My son is very powerful, they all say that my son is like a mother, my son is so popular, it is all because he inherited my genes, but my daughter-in-law is even more powerful, one woman should be closed, ten thousand women are not ......"

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