Chapter 70: Slap in the Face (Second Vote)
(Sanjiang ticket is about to be violent, ask the brothers for a few talismans!! )
Wang Daxian touched the middle finger of Xiaoyu's left hand, and then touched Xiaoyu's right middle finger for a while, and there were words in his mouth. The little jade girl may have just tossed too much, her face was pale, and there was a dense layer of sweat on her forehead, plus this Wang Daxian was chattering, she was a little scared, and her body trembled badly.
Wang Daxian opened his eyes and stared at Xiaoyu, and then asked Xiaoyu's father for a bottle of wine, he opened the wine bottle, washed his hands with wine, and then poured three glasses of wine and put them on the kang table, lit three pillars of incense, and chanted: "It's the god who returns to his place, the ghost who returns to the door, and the incense is offered, that's it!" ”
Then sit cross-legged and read words that others don't understand.
Ji Xiangnan looked at it curiously, maybe it was the first time he had seen this kind of immortal pretending to be a ghost, and he was curious and felt a little mysterious at the same time. leaned over to Hua Wenhao: "What is he doing?" Did the savior ask the immortals? ”
Hua Wenhao felt the fragrance coming from her bun, and his heart fluttered: "Don't be afraid, he is thinking about how to slaughter this family for a while, how much to slaughter, and how to slaughter it seamlessly!" ”
"Flutter!" Ji Xiangnan was amused by Hua Wenhao's words, "How can you think so badly?" The voice of the two people talking was so small that others couldn't hear it, but Xiangnan's laughter was heard.
The people in the room were attracted by Ji Xiangnan's laughter, and several young people looked a little stupid, where had they seen such a beautiful girl, and they were like a hundred flowers competing for beauty between their smiles, asking each other, who is this, what is the name, and where is the home?
Ji Xiangnan was a little embarrassed when she saw so many people looking at her, and blamed Hua Wenhao for making her laugh.
Wang Daxian chattered enough, and then stood up. frowned and said: "I communicated with that side just now, your daughter's words are not clear, she is the sister-in-law who ran out of the temple, you have to burn a stand-in to return the person, otherwise there will be arrested, and the child's life will not be saved!" ”
When Xiaoyu's mother heard this, she hugged Xiaoyu and said in a trembling voice: "Then what should I do!" ”
Wang Daxian said: "But it doesn't matter, there are more cases like your daughter, and it's okay to burn the stand-in back!" But I have to tie this stand-in, you can't tie it well, and if you don't send it well, you'll be busy in vain.
You prepare, three feet of white cloth, ten bundles of wrapping paper, ten catties of pork, four kinds of fruits, two bottles of wine, two thousand yuan, I don't want this money, the stand-in is also a person, on behalf of your daughter, if you are a person, you must have a heart, otherwise burn a heartless stand-in and send it back, I don't recognize it, this money will be used to buy five grams of gold, put it in the body of the stand-in, as her heart.
On the first day of the first month of next month, I burned the stand-in at the entrance of the village in the west, and if I return this stand-in, I will pay off the debt, and your daughter will be fine, otherwise it will come to the demon every day, and it will not be a long-term solution.
Before burning the stand-in, at nine o'clock, you open the door, let the girl lie on the bed, and don't speak, and when it's half past nine, close the door, no one is allowed to speak, turn off the light and go to bed, and then it's all right! ”
Xiaoyu's mother was very grateful, as if this Wang Daxian had saved her daughter.
Song Yao said: "This is too ignorant! This is all believed, who cured their girl doesn't know that the two thousand dollars of money are gone! ”
Hua Wenhao frowned, he didn't expect this Wang Daxian to be so unscrupulous in collecting money, and these people also believe it, this is a bit ignorant and ignorant.
Song Yao spoke without scruples, and her voice was so loud that almost everyone in the room heard it. The older one shook his head, this kid is still young, he doesn't understand anything, what if he offends the gods.
The young man has long noticed Yaoyao, pure and beautiful, but also charming, she is a living beautiful girl, and she is so bold that even the famous Wang Daxian dares to say it, it is really too much. The young man didn't believe this either, he just looked curious, so he came over, but he didn't dare to be as bold as Song Yao and dare to say anything.
Song Yao slapped Wang Daxian in the face in front of so many people, even if he had self-cultivation, he couldn't stand this, this was undoubtedly smashing people's jobs.
"Little girl, don't talk nonsense if you don't believe it, it's not good to offend the gods."
Xiaoyu's mother also heard Song Yao's words, this girl came in with Hua Wenhao, Hua Wenhao helped them just now, so she was embarrassed to say anything else, so she had to persuade her, but she didn't want this beautiful little girl to cause any trouble.
Wang Daxian's face sank: "Little girl, don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, the so-called disaster comes from the mouth, even if I don't have the same knowledge as you, it's not quite appropriate to offend the ghosts and gods!" When you die, you have to go to hell, peel your skin and gouge out your eyes, cut your tongue and cramp, you see what is standing behind you, that evil ghost has just been invited out by me, and it has come back because of your trouble, you see, it is standing behind you! ”
Wang Daxian spoke in such a deliberate way, in the psychic theory this is a hint in his heart, the Chinese people are originally in awe of ghosts and gods, he said this, plus the lights in the house are dimmer, the window is dark, the mountains in the distance are undulating, yīn compassion, not only Song Yao, but also the people in the room feel the cold back and swish, and the scalp is numb.
"Ahh Song Yao screamed in fright, grabbed Xiang Nan's hand, and hid behind Hua Wenhao: "What's the matter, why scare me!" You pretend to be a fool. Yaoyao Hua lost her face, and she didn't know whether she was angry or frightened.
Hua Wenhao didn't want to have a conflict with Wang Daxian, but he used this method to scare Song Yao, so he was a little angry in his heart, just pretending to be a ghost and defrauding some money, since it bullied me, I might as well knock you off the altar.
"Oh, I don't know where the ghost and god Master Wang is talking about, can you let it come out for everyone to see!"
Hua Wenhao unceremoniously pointed to Wang Daxian's weakness. Since ancient times, the biggest debate between atheism and theism has been that theists cannot allow immortals to appear, which is also the biggest weakness of theists.
Wang Daxian snorted coldly: "Children don't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, how can the body of immortals and ghosts casually appear for ordinary people to see." The so-called stubbornness is like this. ”
Hua Wenhao smiled: "So this girl just now was like this because of the evil spirit, that is, the ghost possession you said, and the evil ghost was driven away by you?" ”
Wang Daxian snorted coldly: "Yes, but it's not that I drove him away, but I invited the old immortal!" ”
"Ah, Immortal Master Wang is really powerful!" Anyone can hear Hua Wenhao's disdain for Wang Daxian. "In this way, Immortal Master Wang can not only exorcise ghosts and evil spirits, but also cure people."
"Of course, the old fairy is omnipotent!"
"Since this is the case, Immortal Master Wang will show everyone how the illness is and see the methods of the old immortals, otherwise how can you be convincing and make everyone trust you. What's more, everyone saw it just now.,This girl is my cure.,It doesn't seem to have anything to do with you! If Wang Xianshi doesn't show his hand, it will be difficult to convince everyone, if everyone is not convinced, what you say will not have strength, and what you say will not have strength, which proves that the immortal god you said does not exist, and everyone says that this is not the case.
Ji Xiangnan and Song Yao couldn't help laughing, Hua Wenhao's words were like tongue twisters, and they just wrapped Wang Daxian in.
Xiaoyu's parents were a little anxious, why did they still pinch it, how good is this, and they don't know how to persuade it.
The older ones are silent, but some of the younger ones are not afraid of chaos, so who is Wang Xianshi, who doesn't know these ten miles and eight villages! Dare to argue with him, how new this thing is, it is more exciting than anything to see, and the young people in the room also echoed Hua Wenhao, for fear that these two people would not be able to pinch each other.
Wang Daxian's face turned green, and he didn't know where Hua Wenhao came from, how could he dare to do this. is usually used to being pampered, who dares to talk to him like this, Wang Daxian is so angry.
How can he treat the disease, usually give people hysteria all rely on a few unique skills handed down to him by his teacher, as long as he uses no matter what kind of hysteria will work, the rest of the work depends on his mouth.
It's a pity that this unique skill can't be used today, this patient has been cured by Huawen before he came, so he has to be blinded, who knows that these young people will dare to challenge his authority.
"How can an immortal god be as knowledgeable as an ignorant person like you!" I don't want to be in Lihua Wenhao, putting on a tall appearance, Wang Daxian is not stupid, and only by putting on such a demeanor can he show his unfathomability.
A few young people saw Wang Daxian posing in this posture, this is because they don't want to resist people, for fear that there will be no drama to watch, one boldly said: "Wang Xianshi, you won't be afraid of him!" ”
Hua Wenhao knew that he was weak-hearted, so he cleared his throat and said: "Actually, I don't want to compete with Wang Xianshi, I just think about the problem from the perspective of a doctor, analyze the problem, the girl's illness just now is a disease caused by the invasion of evil qi into the body, and the evil qi invasion of the body in traditional Chinese medicine is not the ghost and evil things that Wang Xianshi talked about, because those are not things at all."
Some people couldn't help but laugh out loud, this is obviously scolding Wang Daxian is not a thing.
"Because it's not a thing, so I can cure it, we don't invite God, we don't invite immortals, the same can heal, what kind of thing is a ghost, I can't touch it, I can't see it, it's just that we scare ourselves, I treat this girl with acupuncture to dredge her meridians, so that the blood is unblocked. Our human body is like a spacious road, people's qi and blood are like a car driving on the road, and evil qi is an obstacle, the road is flat, there are no obstacles, the car will run fast.
This girl is because her body is invaded by evil energy, just like a stone on the road, if you don't take it away, the car will not be able to pass, what I just did is to remove this stone, so that the blood and qi are cleared, her illness will be cured, but to make this disease completely cured, you also need to use some medicine, this medicine is the traffic management bureau, they are responsible for road safety, so that there will be no little ghost as Wang Xianshi said to make trouble. ”
A few young people laughed, Hua Wenhao tried his best to explain the theory of Chinese medicine in simple words, otherwise how could the common people understand, but zuihou could scold Wang Xianshi in one sentence, pointing out that Wang Xianshi is a ghost.
Wang Xianshi's face was a little unnatural, this kid is not a thing, this crooked scolding, but he can't interject, he is angry there.
Hua Wenhao continued: "So we have to find a doctor when we are sick, the immortal is high, and he is at ease in the sky every day, how can he have the time to take care of us mortals, there are a few people like Wang Xianshi, even the immortals dare to invite us, you have a great credit!" ”
A few people couldn't help laughing, and even Xiao Yu, who was hiding in her mother's arms, was amused by Hua Wenhao. Just now, Wang Daxian made the atmosphere yīn Sensen, as if there were really ghosts inside and outside this house, which would make Hua Wenhao ridicule, where is there still the shadow of ghosts.
"Immortal Master Wang, if you don't have to work hard, show everyone in our house, you see which old immortal will have time here, you invite him down!"
Wang Daxian is so angry, what kind of human words is this kid saying!