【122】 Toilet door god
Before she could chat with the class leader, Xiaoqin walked in through the back door of the classroom.
After seeing us, he said "good morning" weakly.
Then he sat down in his seat.
"What did you do with Xiaoqin?"
Sensing that something was wrong, the squad leader immediately changed the topic and didn't care about me at all.
"I didn't do anything to him!"
She almost broke my arm! Damn, I want to tell the truth! But just letting the five tigers of the Criminal Department know about this matter is already embarrassing enough! And even if I say it, the squad leader who hasn't seen it with his own eyes won't believe it.
When the class was almost all there, I became the object of everyone's onlookers.
Of course, I didn't dare to blatantly gather around, but just turned around and took a sneak peek, and then I discussed it with my neighbors.
"It's rare to see Ye Lin hanging colors, he has encountered hard stubble this time, right?"
"That's it, I usually bully people, but this time I've learned a lesson, right?"
Although I wanted to point to their noses and ask which of their eyes saw me bullying, I had lost the qualification to question them since Xiaoqin transferred to another school.
"If he's injured, can Ren Xiaoqin, who is sitting next to him, be more relaxed?"
"Not necessarily! I think he must be angry with others, and he will get even worse! ”
Listening to the discussion of her classmates, Xiaoqin's head was lowered and lowered, and she hid behind the open Chinese textbook.
"Ye Lin, I'm sorry ......"
She said to me in a voice as small as a mosquito.
"Forget it." I waved my right hand at her generously, "Don't mention this again, just treat it as if it didn't happen." ”
Although I thought that the outcome of this duel was a dead end, on the surface, I was seriously injured. After honing for so long, I still lost to Xiaobawang, which is really unacceptable to me.
"No, classmate Ye Lin, I carefully reviewed my ......" Speaking of this, she hesitated, "A dangerous person like me is not suitable to be Ye Lin's girlfriend......"
Hey? What's going on? Is Xiaoqin going to quit automatically? I was overjoyed! It's worth it for my arm! Plus one leg, I feel like I'm taking advantage of it!
"Last night, I begged my mother to abolish my martial arts, but my mother scolded me, saying that I have watched too many film and television works, and there is no such method at all......"
"My mother also said that I blindly wanted to develop an intimate relationship with Ye Lin, and I was too positive as a girl. The result of this is either to scare others away, or to meet an irresponsible person who will play with you and then dump you......"
So Aunt Ren is just waiting for me today on my usual running route? Because I was worried that my daughter would suffer the same unfortunate experience as herself, did she come to warn me?
"Although I don't think Ye Lin is an irresponsible person, if you are willing to play with me, I will be grateful to Dade, but ...... If Ye Lin is a conservative person, if I am scared away, I will regret it......"
"In addition, my androphobia has not been cured, if it happens again that I am so afraid that I will lose my mind and hurt Ye Lin's classmates, I will blame myself so much that I can't live anymore......"
"So, I don't expect to jump into an intimate relationship with Ye Lin all of a sudden, let's first restore the relationship between the two young people who didn't guess before, okay?"
After saying this long paragraph, I was very unconfident, and hid my face in the back half of the book, expecting my reply.
Who is with you, there is no guess about it! Your childhood sweethearts will beat each other all day long (in fact, it's one-sided)!
However, Xiaoqin's proposal was a step back for her, and it meant that I had achieved an initial victory.
"Okay!" I happily agreed, "Then you are not allowed to spread rumors that you are my girlfriend!" ”
Xiaoqin nodded with a pout, showing a slightly relieved and a little lost expression.
Since it's a childhood sweetheart, then you should take the responsibility of your childhood sweetheart, right?
I stretched out my right hand to Xiaoqin:
"Lend me my language homework!"
I don't have to hand in my homework for other subjects, but I don't want to make him angry.
Xiaoqin took out her homework from her schoolbag and handed it to me.
"Classmate Ye Lin, your hand is injured, do you want me to copy it for you?"
Once her identity is classified as an ordinary childhood sweetheart, although it still feels a little weird, I get along with her much more easily.
"No, my right hand is okay, and besides, your handwriting is so good-looking, Old Man Zhang knows at a glance that it wasn't me who wrote it!"
"(*^__^*) Hehe, did Ye Lin praise me?"
For the first time today, Xiaoqin showed a smile on her face.
"That, classmate Ye Lin, there is one more thing I want to ask you daoqian......"
I copied the Chinese translation and waited for Xiaoqin to continue.
"The five people I injured yesterday are friends of classmate Ye Lin, right? They told me about it, but because they looked too much like the gangsters in the shoujo manga, I accidentally switched myself to battle mode......"
Do you still have a battle mode and a love mode? You think you're a phone? If you're a mobile phone, I want you to stay on silent mode!
"I—I can't help it! I was very scared, I had to defend Ye Lin's chastity! ”
Whose chastity needs you to defend! The five tigers of the criminal department harassed you, what does it have to do with my chastity!?
"Because, because ......" Xiaoqin held her face as red as an apple with both hands, "Because my chastity belongs to Ye Lin, it is referred to as Ye Lin's chastity ......"
I sank my face:
"Didn't you just say that you wouldn't be my girlfriend? Aren't you just in a relationship with me as an ordinary childhood sweetheart? ”
Xiaoqin was frightened by my expression, gasped, and then replied:
"My current setting is the girl next door who has a crush on classmate Ye Lin, although I have never confessed it, but I still like classmate Ye Lin very much in my heart!"
Who said you haven't confessed! You confessed to me the first day you saw me again! And I don't know how many times I've said I like it these days! Why do you really think you're playing a love game on the computer? Still bring a rollback?
"Anyway...... In a word...... It's good that Ye Lin only treats me as an ordinary childhood sweetheart, because Ye Lin is very slow in love, so I didn't find that the neighbor girl liked ......"
Why, not only did you have to reset yourself, but you also had to reset me? Do you think you're the main god of the Earth Online game?
"Just now, the girl next door apologized to classmate Ye Lin, because she accidentally injured classmate Ye Lin's friends, these friends not only did not hold grudges, but also sent back the lost schoolbag, and the girl next door was very happy......"
Don't describe yourself in the third person! It's going to be a game narration so quickly! You can't finish copying my homework, and after a while, the narration will become "Old man Zhang used a textbook to cause 100 points of damage to Ye Lin"!
"Why, doesn't Ye Lin like me to talk like this? I've heard that when you describe yourself in the third person, you can sell cute! The neighbor girl just wants to get Ye Lin's attention! ”
I lowered my head and ignored her.
Xiaoqin was lying on the table, her face turned to me.
"Hehe, the girl next door thought in her heart: Although Ye Lin only regards himself as an ordinary childhood sweetheart, but the moon is the first to get near the water, and the rabbit loves to eat the grass by the nest - as long as the girl next door perseveres and dangles next to him with a youthful body...... In case classmate Ye Lin can't hold it and pushes down the girl next door, he will take responsibility to be her boyfriend, right? ”
Your sister's! Since it's in your heart, don't say it! Not only did I not change the third person, but even the mental activity came out!
It wasn't until Old Man Zhang walked into the classroom and announced the start of class that Xiaoqin stopped playing this game.
Thanks to the old man, she finally took a lesson honestly.
After class, I got up to go to the toilet, Xiaoqin raised her eyes and asked me:
"Do you need my help?"
"I go to the bathroom, how can you help? Can you still go for me? ”
Talking to childhood sweethearts, this tone is not rough at all, is it?
"I ...... Ye Lin's arm injury is my responsibility, so if Ye Lin's student goes to urinate, it is inconvenient for one hand......"
“…… What if it's inconvenient? ”
"No、It's better to let me, my childhood sweetheart, do my best!"
"What do you call a small effort?"
"Hey~~~" Xiaoqin touched her head with one hand, "It's to help Ye Lin pull it out first, and then stuff it back when the urine is finished!" ”
"Get out!"
Xiaoqin held her head in both hands and made a gesture that she was afraid of being beaten.
"Oops! Forgot about the very important step! Looks like you're going to have to shake it again, right? Is this why you scolded me? ”
I didn't continue the stupid conversation with Qin, and strode into the hallway by myself.
At the door of the men's toilet, I met Li Cunzhuang from the second (2) class of junior high school.
Isn't this the famous Forrest Gump in the twenty-eight, with a body like an iron bucket, facial paralysis like a stroke, merciless in fights, rumored to be mentally ill, nicknamed Li Erdu's ***?
I don't know if Shu Zhe promised to sell him the nude photos he promised to sell to Li Erdu, but didn't sell them to him.
I was holding my stomach in front of Yoneda, and Li Er was stunned and blocked the door of the toilet and didn't let me in.