Because my eyes are too fierce and I look like a villain, I can't be an idol.

Now I don't think the acting school is suitable for me.

Although I have really played roles in film and television works, at this moment, I pretended to have a heart attack in order to ask the squad leader about the content of the text message, to the point of dying, and my acting skills were still too clumsy to make the squad leader believe that I was really going to die.

But at this moment, Shusha is not in the identity of "squad leader", but in the identity of "sister", even if I have such clumsy acting skills, she feels that she must give me some comfort and calm me down.

"I don't want to lie twice," said the squad leader, after a moment of deliberation, "I could make up a lie to fool you, but that would be even more contrary to my principles." ”

I realized that my performance was too much, and I couldn't help but scold myself for being stupid, and at the same time try to make corrections, make the clenching of my chest more restrained, try to suppress the pain, and deliberately bite my lip in the hope that it will change color.

Now it looked a little like a real heart attack, and the squad leader's eyes became more frightened than just now, and he hurriedly asked:

"How are you? Could it be that pretending to have a heart attack is too big? ”

"Yes...... yes......" I looked up and said, "Squad leader, if you don't tell you the content of your text message, you won't have a chance to ......"

I guess there is still a hint of cunning in my eyes, and the squad leader has seen what a real heart attack looks like, so I can only say that I am skeptical about it now.

"I can't tell you the contents of the text message," said the squad leader after a moment's deep thought, "but as compensation, you can make another request to me - as long as it doesn't hurt your heart disease." ”

Just now I wanted to touch the squad leader's thigh, but the squad leader politely refused, on the grounds that it was harmful to my heart disease.

I think it's impossible to ask for the content of the text message in a situation like today, so it's better to accept it when it's good, and let the squad leader agree to me another request first, anyway, as long as I don't die, there will be more time in the future.

"I—I'm going to sleep on a knee pillow!" Without much thought, I blurted out.

The squad leader was stunned for a moment, and only later did he realize that I was going to use her thighs as a pillow and sleep beautifully. This is an act of intimacy between lovers, and in the eyes of some perverts, it is also a benefit that the maid must provide to her master.

"You ......" The squad leader glanced at me resentfully, as if questioning, weishenme I always stared at her thighs.

But I have been promised before, compared to explaining the content of the text message, it seems to provide me with knee pillow service, the shame is much lower.

Moreover, the knee pillow is not a purely ambiguous category like the one I just proposed to touch the thighs of the class - relatives can also provide knee pillows to each other, which can indeed play a certain comforting role.

After all, you want me to be in a good mood, right? The squad leader bit his lip, and after some psychological construction of himself, he actually agreed to my excessive request.

"Okay, okay, I heard that letting a kitten and a puppy sleep on your lap can indeed reduce your heart rate by 20%......"

Hey, squad leader, in order to eliminate embarrassment, you directly compared me to a kitten and a puppy! And there's something big wrong with your excuse! Letting a kitten or puppy sleep on your lap only lowers your heart rate, what good is it for my heart disease!

Anyway, the squad leader patted the dust on his jeans that didn't exist, put his legs together in a daze, and sat down in a position more suitable for me to use as a pillow.

"You—come on."

As if he had made up his mind, the squad leader whispered to me.

Afraid that the squad leader would regret it, I was very anxious to stuff my head into the squad leader's arms.

Lie on your side, feeling the softness and elasticity of Shusha's legs, then lie on your back as if you were basking in the sun on a chaise longue in Hawaii.

No wonder the literati and writers described the woman's embrace as a "gentle country", and I lay down on the squad leader's lap, and I really didn't want to leave.

So close that I could even see the stitches on every button on the squad leader's shirt, I began to be dizzy as I smelled the unique fragrance of the girl.

As soon as my head came into contact with me, the squad leader's body throbbed slightly in a sitting position, but it quickly stabilized and dutifully acted as a knee pillow.

Probably trying to persuade myself in my heart that this is similar to the act of comforting each other by relatives, and I have a heart condition, which is the care of the patient, and there is no ambiguity in it.

Even the hands that I didn't know where to put them at first now naturally stroked my hair, as if I was a kitten and puppy who just needed to be soothed.

Cut, do you think I'm a cat or a dog? Anyway, I'm sleeping on your lap right now!

Lying on my back, my eyes couldn't help but continue to xiangshang, from this angle, over the squad leader's chest that looked higher and higher, to see what kind of expression the squad leader was now.

The squad leader seemed to notice that I was staring straight at her breasts, but because of the posture between them, unless I closed my eyes, I could open them to the beautiful scenery of the mountains.

Sighing a little resignedly, the squad leader continued to stroke the short hair on the top of my head, and almost didn't say "good".

"Squad leader, you have so big boobs."

I almost uttered this sentence without saying anything, but then I felt that people should be content and happy, and finally enjoy the knee pillow, and if they were driven down for talking nonsense, it would be more than worth the loss.

Because to a certain extent, he was "serving" me with his body, and I was staring at my chest, although the squad leader tried his best to treat me as a small animal, but it still had little effect, his cheeks were red and hot, and he regretted that he had relented for a while and let me lie down, and now it is not good to drive me down.

"Don't look at me," the squad leader finally couldn't help but make a small request, "Can you close your eyes?" ”

I readily agreed, closed my eyes, and instead of being quiet, I sniffed violently, sniffing the squad leader.

"Y-What are you smelling?" The squad leader's tone became anxious, and his legs also shifted slightly, "I don't have any smell on my body!" It's just the smell of shampoo! ”

Hmph, don't lie, I heard that there is a kind of high-grade tea, which only recruits virgins as tea pickers, and lets them pick them and put them in their arms to absorb the body fragrance, and then further process. If this indescribable fragrance is just shampoo, then wouldn't it be possible to use shampoo to make high-quality tea?

Suddenly realized: It turns out that the Chinese ancestors are no worse than the Japanese in the degree of perversion! Isn't the tea above a variant of "female body sheng"! And it seems more elegant and cultural, not as vulgar and heavy as the latter!

It turns out that this is the essence of China's 50 million years of civilization! The literati and writers turned out to be literate hooligans! What I enjoyed on the squad leader's knee pillow today, it turns out that you have enjoyed it a long time ago......

I'm sorry, under the influence of the Republic of Korea, the length of China's history above has an extra word "10,000", but compared with the long history of the Republic of Korea of more than 100 million years, even if China has a history of 50 million years, it is only a fraction, how can it be compared with the Republic of Korea, which created the universe?

Even in the Japanese anime "Hetalia", which uses the personification of the country as a selling point, South Korea is also a Chinese little brother nicknamed "Origin Jun", and he often says "This one originated in our country, and that one originated in our country", and he does not admit that he is China's younger brother, but says "I am my brother's brother!" ”

Of course, this anime was angrily boycotted by the whole Republic of Korea, which made the animated version remove the character of Genyuan-kun, but it still did not avoid the fate of being banned in South Korea.

Although there is a "big" character in the name of the Republic of Korea, it is so stingy, just like Shusha is often called "Xiaobanban" by Pooh behind her back, but she is very generous.

Now he also generously provides me with a knee pillow just so that I can feel happy and conducive to my heart disease recovery.

Before I knew it, I completely let go of everything I had to carry and fell asleep on the lap of the squad leader.

I slept so peacefully, so defenselessly, as if I had really become a pet under care, and I completely trusted the protection from the squad leader.

I don't know how long it was, but I woke up to the sound of my phone vibrating, and found that the squad leader was still in the same position as before I went to sleep, and I was a little struggling to know whether to wake me up or take out the phone in my jeans pocket.

Suddenly I felt that I was too much, my head was much heavier than a small animal, and I was pressed on the squad leader's lap for so long that the squad leader did not dare to move a single cent for fear of waking me up, which really gave the squad leader a kind of drudgery close to punishment, so that she did not dare to check it when she came to the text message now.

I sat up from the squad leader's lap with sleepy eyes, scratched the hair on the back of my head and said to her, "Look at whose text message it is?" How long did I sleep? ”

"It's only half an hour." The squad leader said after looking at the alarm clock on his desk, and took out his phone to look at the text message.

"Yes...... It was Zhuang Ni's daoqian text message...... "The squad leader flipped the phone over and let me see what was on the screen.

In the length of a total of six text messages, Zhuang Ni admitted her mistake to the class leader more sincerely, although she didn't say anything good about me, but she basically admitted that the main reason for the unpleasantness was from her side, and the facts described were basically in line with the truth.

In Zuihou, a text message from Daoqian, Zhuang Ni said that she had helped Gong Caicai finish most of the cooking, and asked the squad leader if she would like to go out for lunch with them now.

"Are you still mad at Johnny?" The squad leader asked for my opinion a little hesitantly, "If she's going to make you uncomfortable here...... I can let her go first. ”

I know that the class leader is very embarrassed, she has always been reluctant to do things to her classmates, after all, Zhuang Ni is the one who brought gifts to be a guest, and she also helped Gong Caicai prepare lunch for the first time, if you don't let the family eat lunch, just expel her from the house, it's a bit unreasonable.

But the squad leader kept looking me in the eye as he spoke, and I estimated that as long as I insisted that Zhuang Ni must be removed, the squad leader would be a villain for me, and my heart disease would need to be taken care of more after all.

I don't think I need to be so stingy as a man, anyway, it's a blessing in disguise, even the knee pillow is enjoyed, and maybe there will be more benefits in the future.

"Since Zhuangni helped prepare the lunch, it is not impossible for her to stay for lunch," I said in a half-master manner, "as long as she doesn't mention anything that makes me angry." ”

"I'll definitely warn her!" The squad leader nodded busily and said, "If she can't do this, I'll be the first to kick her out of the house!" ”