Chapter 078: What a big basin of dirty water
When the word innocence came out of Jiang Bo's mouth, Chen Fengxi couldn't help laughing.
The police said that it seemed to be a reasonable thing to return the innocence, but somehow, Chen Fengxi just felt funny, and even wanted to laugh.
Chen Fengxi can now take out the relevant procedures of the vehicle in the storage box to show them, but he knows very well in his heart, even if he takes it out, they still have to detain the car on the grounds of investigation, since the other party sent it to the door for him to play, then what else does he have to say?
"Comfort, give them the car keys, take the deduction slip, and save us the trouble when we go back to pick up the car!"
Dongfang Yiyi smiled knowingly, and said in a weird manner: "Pay attention to it, if you bump it in this case, the insurance company will not pay compensation!" ”
The horse monkey sneered and said, "Since you are so worried, you can go back with you!" ”
Jiang Bo saw that the horse monkey had the intention of taking the car away, so he stood up nervously and said, "Okay, okay, don't block the road." Ma Yang, hurry up and give the car deduction form to people and let them go back to get the formalities! ”
The horse monkey glanced at his subordinates, and his subordinates opened a car deduction order with a big stroke of the pen.
"Dong Shao, we don't dare to drive blindly with such a good car, why don't you help us drive back?" The horse monkey flattered and handed the car key to Dong Chao's hand.
Dong Chao looked at Chen Fengxi provocatively and said, "Since this is the case, then I will reluctantly help you drive back!" ”
With that, he swaggered to the front of the steering wheel.
"Boom ......"
"A good car is a good car, and this throttle is powerful! Shanzi, get in the car, I'll send you back to school first! ”
"Brother Chao, I don't want to go back to school yet, will you take me out of the house to have fun first?"
"Really, can such a thing be said explicitly? Didn't you see that the owner is still here? No, the person suspected of being the owner of the car is still here. But since you've said it, then it's hard for me to refuse, let's go, brother will pull you out of the game first! ”
"Brother Chao is the best!"
Dong Chao is cheap enough, and the student girl is profligate enough, these two people are really a place made in heaven.
Dong Chao drove away, and the horse monkey also led people to swagger away, and when only Chen Fengxi, Dongfang Anyi and Jiang Bo were left at the scene, Jiang Bo's police uniform was wet with sweat in an instant.
"Dr. Chan, I'm ......"
"On a hot day, Director Jiang won't wait here, hurry up and serve the people."
Chen Fengxi didn't give Jiang Bo a chance to speak, and while speaking, he also glanced at Jiang Bo, and Jiang Bo noticed that the van parked across the road was under Dong Chao's hands.
"Director Jiang, I live in the county guest house, if there is anything else that needs my cooperation, feel free to find me!" Chen Fengxi glanced at Jiang Bo meaningfully.
"Don't worry, if there is any news, I will notify you as soon as possible!" Jiang Bo nodded solemnly.
Chen Fengxi smiled slightly, didn't say anything more, and walked straight towards Mo's who was parked in the distance. It's not that there are no taxis in Kang, but it is not easy to get a taxi at this hour.
"Horn!"
Chen Fengxi was about to ask the driver of the motorcycle if he would go to the guest house, when a red Volkswagen pineapple stopped beside him.
As the window lowered, Xu Xiaoli's delicate face was revealed, and Xu Xiaoli said with a smile: "Handsome guy, do you want to take a taxi?" ”
"Bang!"
Before Chen Fengxi could speak, Dongfang Anyi lay down on the arrangement of the car with lightning speed.
Chen Fengxi glanced at Dongfang Anyi angrily: "I'm sorry, I forgot to give him medicine today." ”
"Get in the car." Xu Xiaoli smiled and opened the co-pilot's door.
"Thank you." Chen Fengxi thanked Xu Xiaoli very gentlemanly and then bent down and sat in the car.
I don't know if it's because I'm used to sitting in a luxury car, or because I don't know how to face Xu Xiaoli, Chen Fengxi feels awkward no matter how he sits.
The awkward person is not only Chen Fengxi, but Xu Xiaoli is the same, she secretly looked at Chen Fengxi through the mirror several times, but she has never been able to find a suitable reason to say something.
"Hehe, am I in the car, it's inconvenient for you two to talk?"
Just when the atmosphere in the car was a little awkward, Dongfang Anyi let out a cheap laugh.
"Your friends are poor." Xu Xiaoli said with a smile.
Chen Fengxi said disappreciatively: "Well, not only is the mouth poor, but the people are also poor. You just put us in the county guest house! ”
"Oh." Xu Xiaoli nodded a little disappointed, originally she wanted to invite Chen Fengxi to a meal, but two old classmates and old friends met, this kind of thing is always more suitable for boys, right? Unexpectedly, what she was waiting for was such a sentence.
Almost in a moment's time, the car had stopped in front of the county guest house.
"Thank you." After thanking Xu Xiaoli again, Chen Fengxi opened the door and got out of the car without hesitation.
"Beauty, don't be angry, he has such a few days a month!" Dongfang Anyi grinned stupidly before getting out of the car.
Xu Xiaoli bit her pink lip for a long time, but she couldn't muster up the courage to say what she wanted to say, and in the end she could only drive away with a lost face.
Through the reflection of the glass of the guest house door, Chen Fengxi saw the departure of the red pineapple, and he involuntarily stopped and turned his head to look at the car that was moving away.
"Let you pretend, pretend to be big!" Dongfang said comfortably.
"You know what a fart!" Chen Fengxi glared at Dongfang Anyi angrily.
The youthful touching and pure feeling of first love are one of the few happy things worth remembering in Chen Fengxi's life.
To this day, he can't forget the touching and heartbeat he once had.
Time has passed, and now Chen Fengxi is no longer the hairy boy she was back then, and Xu Xiaoli is no longer the innocent girl she used to be.
In the face of this rare encounter, as long as Chen Fengxi wants to, he can take off Xu Xiaoli's underwear in minutes and take a good look at the pair of white rabbits who have touched countless times through their clothes. But he didn't want to do that, he didn't want to let the few good things in his life be ruined in his hands.
Like all guest houses with the name of a poor county, you can't see the slightest poverty in the Kang County guest house, although its decoration scale can barely be rated at the three-star level, but this is already an extremely luxurious thing for a poor county with a per capita monthly income of less than 600 yuan.
"Fengxi, I think that kid doesn't just want to hack your car."
On the way to the room, Dongfang Anyi suddenly put away his cynical smile and warned Chen Fengxi with a worried face.
Chen Fengxi smiled disapprerovingly: "I know the way." ”
"Oh, that's good." Dongfang Anyi breathed a sigh of relief, Dongfang Anyi was very self-aware, it was enough to think of something to remind Chen Fengxi, with his little brain capacity, it was not enough to teach Chen Fengxi to do things.
Chen Fengxi said confidently: "If he simply detains the car, the Nakang County Traffic Team will accompany me at most one car at that time." If he dares to use my car for anything else, then the Kang County traffic team will accompany people! ”
Dongfang Anyi scratched his head with a tangled face: "I've always felt that I'm very smart, why did I become stupid as soon as I joined you?" ”
Chen Fengxi glanced at Dongfang Yiyi disdainfully, and said stupidly: "Clever? If you were smart, you wouldn't have taken over the job of an instructor of the special operations group of the five major military regions! ”
Dongfang Anyi said helplessly: "It's already the Big Six ...... now."
Chen Fengxi suddenly stopped, looked at Dongfang Anyi with a suspicious expression, and asked, "You kid won't join the army to help your grandfather avenge it, right?" ”
Dongfang Anyi shouted without thinking: ", I'll avenge my grandfather!" Besides, even if I want to revenge, his old man was killed by the Red Guards, who should I seek revenge? ”
"The more I think about it, the more I realize that all this is calculated by you. Your actual age this year is twenty-nine, but your ID card is thirty-one, and your age was changed exactly one year before enlistment. Also, with your ability, you could have made a name for yourself in the recruit company, but you became an engineer in obscurity. Also, that time, I learned to provoke you in Yimeng Village, as far as I know, in the entire Yimeng Mountain, few people of your age dare to provoke you, why did they dare to bully you when they arrived in the army? No, you're planning to do a good job! The more he thought about it, the more he felt that his judgment was reliable, with his understanding of Dongfang Comfort, this product was the kind of master who would not leave and regress, how could he take the initiative to give people a hug? Moreover, he accepted the re-recognition of the instructors of the five special operations teams in a company without the establishment of troops, so he would not do this kind of thing of losing money and making money, and the most important thing is that the old lady turned a blind eye to it!
Dongfang Anyi put away his cynical smile and said solemnly: "Fengxi, if I tell you the truth, will you dislike me?" ”
"Why should I dislike you?" Chen Feng asked puzzled.
Dongfang comfortably lowered his head and pinched the corners of his clothes and said: "Actually, people are soldiers just to get close to more burly men, you don't know how to go, as soon as I see ......."
"Get out!" Chen Fengxi cried and laughed and gave Dongfang a comfortable kick.
Dongfang Anyi smiled: "People are not joking, I really like men, especially those burly men!" ”
"Hands up!"
"Hold your head and squat on the ground!"
With two loud shouts, a group of policemen pounced on the two like vicious tigers.
Chen Fengxi glanced at Dongfang Anyi, who was too lazy to move, just to settle down, lying on the ground and letting the police toss.
"Officer, can you ask what we've done?" Chen Fengxi asked lukewarmly.
"What's the matter? It's a big deal! Look at your kid dressed like a dog, why don't you do anything about people? Dare to play hit-and-run in this small place in Kang County, do you treat our police as dead? ”
When the strange sound of the horse monkey yin and yang came into his ears, Chen Fengxi basically knew what was going on.
Dongfang Anyi shouted in a refreshing voice: "Yo drink, you really got it right, it's really the second kind!" ”