Chapter 088: Ass Blossoms
As soon as Tang Xiaosheng ran into a room at home, Tang's father rushed in with a flat burden, slammed the door shut, and scolded: "Stinky boy, look at how I clean you up today!" ”
Tang Xiaosheng hurriedly said: "Dad, I'm twenty-three years old after the Chinese New Year, and you really beat me?" ”
"Shhhh
Father Tang made a boo, the anger on his face suddenly disappeared, he walked over, and said softly, "Your mother has been deceived by you for six years, can you not be angry?" If I don't beat you hard, can her anger be dissipated? ”
Hearing this, Tang Xiaosheng couldn't help but be stunned, it turned out that his father didn't really plan to beat him, just pretending.
At this time, I saw Father Tang turn around and walk to the side of the bed in the room, move the quilt on the bed to the side of the bed, and then pick up the flat pole, wave it violently, and hit the quilt hard.
After the fight, Father Tang saw that Tang Xiaosheng on the side did not react, his face sank, and he reminded softly: "You kid cooperate a little, if you don't act for your mother, can she be angry?" ”
"Oh." Tang Xiaosheng suddenly realized, instantly understood what his father meant, nodded with a smile, and said, "Dad, you start fighting, I will definitely cooperate." ”
"You kid be serious, don't show your stuff!" After speaking, Tang's father rubbed his hands, lifted the flat pole, waved it violently, and hit the quilt next to the bed again.
"Ahh
Tang Xiaosheng on the side immediately cooperated with the scream, and while screaming, he also begged for mercy urgently, "Dad, I know that Lu Dao is wrong, and I won't dare to do it in the future." ”
"And later? I'm going to kill you today! Father Tang pretended to be angry, shouted angrily, waved his pole, and hit the quilt beside the bed again.
"Ahh Tang Xiaosheng continued to cooperate with him and screamed loudly again.
"You dare not go to college!"
"Ahh
"I'm going to be an actor!"
"Ah!!h
"Tell you to cheat on your mother!"
"Ah!!!!h
……
Screams rang out from the room, one after the other, and each one became more and more terrible. Hearing Tang Xiaosheng's screams, the little dragon girl standing outside the room was also very anxious, and she couldn't help but think of the terrible scene of Tang Xiaosheng being beaten by Tang's father with a flat pole and his nose and face were swollen and his flesh and blood were blurred, because Tang Xiaosheng's screams were too miserable.
If it was usual, if Tang Xiaosheng was beaten, Xiaolongnu would definitely come to the rescue immediately without saying a word. However, now the person who beat Tang Xiaosheng is Tang's father, and Xiaolongnu does not dare to act rashly, so she can only wait outside the door silently in a hurry.
is as anxious as she is, as well as Guo Xiang. Hearing Tang Xiaosheng being beaten and screaming again and again, she was also worried, and after a while, she mustered up great courage, walked to Tang's mother's side, and said childishly: "Aunt Tang, if you continue to fight like this, your eldest brother will be beaten to death." ”
Pity the hearts of parents all over the world, Tang's mother heard Tang Xiaosheng's miserable screams, how could she not feel distressed. It's just that she was really choked by Tang Xiao's anger, and she hasn't recovered yet.
Tang's mother originally thought that Tang's father might stop after beating Tang Xiaosheng a few times, but she didn't expect to fight for more than ten minutes in a row, and she was still fighting, she finally relented, walked outside the house, knocked on the door, and shouted: "Old Tang, it's almost enough, you really want to kill him!" After a pause, he continued, "Stop fighting, come out to eat first." ”
Hearing Tang's mother's words, Tang's father in the house knew that she should be deflated, and this scene was almost over, so he slowed down, deliberately raised his voice, and continued to pretend: "Stinky boy, I'll clean you up after dinner!" With that, he tidied up the distorted quilt next to the bed and pushed it back to the corner of the bed.
At this time, Tang Xiaosheng on the side walked up to Tang's father and said with a smile: "Dad, thank you for your hard work." After speaking, he quickly wiped the sweat from his forehead for his father. …,
Quilting is a manual job!
Father Tang coughed, looked at Tang Xiaosheng, and teased softly: "Stinky boy, you're good at acting!" The scream just now sounded like it was real. ”
Tang Xiaosheng smiled and patted his ass: "Dad, in fact, you are also good at acting, if you are not a carpenter, you will definitely be the second Chow Yun-fat, and I have only inherited a small part of your genes." ”
Father Tang made a stiff face and said, "Don't be poor! I'm telling you, this matter is not over, you kid has deceived me for six years, and this account will be settled with you slowly in the future. ”
After a pause, he turned his mouth and said, "After you go out for a while, you kid be smart, don't show your stuffing, otherwise I will protect you." ”
"Don't worry, Dad, I know it."
Then, Tang's father opened the door, pretended to be angry, and walked out of the house angrily with his flat shoulder, while Tang Xiaosheng covered his ass with his hands and limped behind.
He was pretending that the part he had just been spanked by Tang's father was his ass.
When the little dragon girl saw him come out, she immediately greeted him, looked up and down, and asked with concern: "Guo'er, you are okay, right?" The screams were so scary, no wonder she was so worried.
Tang Xiaosheng frowned, gritted his teeth, and said with a painful look on his face, "No...... It's okay! "The main reason for his pain is to show his mother.
After a while, Tang's mother had already brought the dinner to the table in the living room, and Tang's father called Xiaolongnu and Guo Xiang over to eat together, and the family of five gathered around the table for dinner.
During the meal, everyone else sat and ate, but Tang Xiaosheng kept standing, and Tang's mother saw this, her face sank: "Xiaosheng, why are you standing so high?" Make it down and eat! ”
"I've beaten my ass and bloomed, how can he sit down?" Father Tang on the side said lightly while chewing white rice.
Tang Xiaosheng slowed down and said to his mother: "Mom, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have deceived you, I ......"
"Eat first." Mother Tang's face did not change and interrupted.
Tang Xiaosheng was stunned, nodded, picked up the dishes and chopsticks, and began to eat.
This dinner, except for Tang's father, the other four people were not very comfortable. Tang's mother was still angry, and her face was always low; When Tang Xiaosheng saw his mother's expression, he naturally felt uncomfortable; And Xiaolongnu and Guo Xiang were very worried.
Xiaolongnu and Guo Xiang had only entered this house for less than half an hour, and found that Tang's mother had not given any good looks, and Tang's father seemed to have serious violent tendencies, they felt that this family was too terrifying, and they didn't know what would happen behind the road. It was precisely because of this worry that Xiaolongnu and Guo Xiang were very cautious when eating, for fear of doing something wrong and causing trouble for Tang Xiaosheng.
Xiaolongnu went home with Tang Xiaosheng this time, originally to see her parents-in-law, but she found that until she entered the house, Tang's mother hadn't looked at her at all, let alone said a word to her, and the situation didn't seem to be good.