Chapter 12: Drunkenness in the middle of the night
"Weishenme?" Yu Weixiao was very puzzled, and subconsciously pursed his lips, men and women hugging like this, men and women close their eyes, and they want to kiss their daughters!
"Anyway, you just close your eyes." Fu Ze felt that she was disobedient, and his tone increased, "Why are you asking so much?" ”
However, Yu Weixiao felt even more strange, and he was more and more unwilling to comply, so he suddenly stepped forward, preferring to risk flashing his waist rather than see what was wrong with him Fu Ze.
As a result, it doesn't matter if you don't look at it, you are blind when you look at it - Fu Ze is naked!
"Ahh Yu Wei didn't think about it, and kicked him hard at his lower body.
Fu Ze's whole person was bent into a shrimp.
Yu Wei ran downstairs to pack his luggage.
Fu Ze picked up the bath towel on the ground with difficulty, and complained: "I just dropped it when I saved you, do you really think I will ...... you" There is really no way to continue, and no one can solve the grievances and depression in his heart.
Yu Weixiao hurriedly picked up her unsightly clothes, sorted them out casually, washed them half-dry, and didn't look at them when she went out, and now she still stuffed them into the box, stuffed them until they overflowed, pressed them hard, and locked them tightly as usual, she said: "I don't care what you fuck, anyway, you're a hooligan!" Lift the box again, knock knock stairs and stairs up one staircase after another, be careful and careful at the turn, pass through Fu Ze's side smoothly, and walk to the end of the corridor without looking back, "Before dawn, don't cross this line!" "Drew an invisible dividing line with her foot at the door of the guest room, as if this room is hers now, Fu Ze, a hooligan, must be restricted!
Fu Ze was dumb and ate Coptis chinensis, he couldn't say anything about his suffering, and he was also indignant in his heart, so he turned his head and left, and went back to his room.
However, can this night really be safe?
In the middle of the night, Fu Ze was half-asleep and half-awake, and vaguely heard the sound of rustling downstairs.
The first reaction was that the family was robbed, and he subconsciously wanted to look at Ning Shu next to him, or he was worried about the edamame in the next room, but it didn't seem right when he thought about it again, and the discomfort of jet lag quickly reminded him: Now in the United States, the one who is in the same room with him is Yu Weixiao, if the commotion downstairs is not a thief, then there is no need to guess, it must be this girl who is right.
Fu Ze quietly went downstairs in his pajamas, and he didn't turn on the lights, just to see what the hell Yu Weixiao was doing.
Because if you are a thief, you will not only focus on a place like the kitchen.
When I went to the door, I saw that the door of the refrigerator was wide open, and the girl sat on the ground, holding canned salmon and bagel in her hands, and three or four cans of beer at her feet, her face was flushed, and she wanted to put the salmon in the bread, but every time she called it out from the center of the circle, extremely irritated, and grumbled: "Fuck! What kind of broken meat is this, why can't it be stuffed into the bread? ”
Drink like a fish!?
When Fu Ze thought about it like this, he couldn't help but think of a year ago, on the island of Phuket, in the gentle township......
Yes, before you know it, it's been a whole year.
Fu Ze sighed inaudibly.
But it was such a slight voice, and it was actually caught by Yu Weixiao: "Who?" She soon noticed the shadow at the door, probably because she had drunk wine and strengthened her courage, and she was not afraid, and she drank the order, "Come out!" Don't be sneaky, come out and show your face! ”
So Fu Zeluo generously walked out of the shadows and asked, "Why don't you go to sleep?" ”
Yu Wei knew that it was Fu Ze when he was young, and he was not surprised: "I can't sleep." ”
"Weishenme can't sleep?"
"At this point, I should have been chasing the series at home, and then waiting for dinner!" She answered as a matter of course.
Fu Ze could see it: she was confused by jet lag, but the key was that she had passed the point where she was tired enough to want to sleep, and instead became extraordinarily awake.
"Even if you can't sleep, you should lie quietly in bed and run down and drink my wine." Fu Ze asked.
"Hey! I was about to say that these Cokes bought by your nanny are hard to drink! Yu Wei is a novel, full of righteous indignation, as if she was forcing her to drink those wronged bottles and cans.
"That's stout." Fu Ze said, then frowned, "Did you drink too much again?" ”
"Didn't drink too much!" Yu Weixiao's eyes widened suddenly, she thought that this would prove that she was awake, "I will never drink too much in front of you Fu Ze again!" ”
"Yes, I believe, then, now, get up, wash your face, and then go sit on the couch and I'll help you find the plate." Fu Ze said word for word, and then rummaged through the disc rack for her, "If you want to watch the latest American drama, you can find the finale here if you chase the ones you haven't finished watching in China." ”
"So amazing?" Yu Weixiao was very happy all of a sudden, and immediately jumped up from the ground, and her staggering steps showed that she really hadn't drunk much, "Then I want to watch "You from the Star"!" ”
Fu Ze was stunned to find the disc, sweating all over his head: "That's a Korean drama, and as far as I know, it's already the finale in China." ”
"Really? Why didn't anyone notify me! Yu Weixiao was very aggrieved, as if he had been greatly fooled, and then stumbled onto the sofa, put on a comfortable but embarrassing posture, and asked Fu Ze, "Do you have melon seeds?" ”
Fu Ze stopped looking for a plate and went to the pantry: "There are only Australian walnuts." ”
"I don't like that, I'm going to eat macadamia nuts!"
Fu Ze silently took out the Australian walnut, that is, the macadamia nut she loves to eat, as her favorite melon seeds, and handed it to her: "Can you peel it?" ”
Before she could get an answer, or find out the tools for her, she picked it up and gnawed it, gurgling twice, probably her teeth hurt at that moment.
"Ah...... This thing is pretty sturdy! She said.
Fu Ze felt the need to find sobering pills.
"Fu Ze!" As soon as she had made the decanting potion in the kitchen, she shouted in the living room, "Come here, I'll show you something." ”
When Fu Ze walked over, he had already thought about accepting the situation of her showing her own teeth - a tooth that was broken by a nut.
As a result, the two palms of this girl's spread hands were full of broken Australian walnut shells, which made Fu Ze very shocked.
"Look, these things are weak!" She laughed.
Fu Ze looked at her teeth carefully, so haode, it's okay.
"How did you get it?" Fu Ze asked, with his own understanding of these nuts, if he relied on his teeth alone, what a painful comprehension it would be!
"Use this!" Yu Wei held up his mobile phone, and Apple's screen was already torn apart.
Which one on the Internet said that Apple's phone can be used to smash nuts? The current practice has proved that it has been broken like this, could it be that this apple is really a parallel import?
Fu Ze squatted down, looked at her levelly, and asked her calmly: "The phone is broken, how can you call An Richu and tell him your itinerary?" ”
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